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I have heard a northerner call food "pood" before and I was wondering if he intentionally did it. That by the way. The P is her pood.

After cooking indomie, my female friend brought it for us to eat and after I was done, I divided the remainder into two even though she was still eating and told her to keep one part for me.

Even though I don't like noodles that much, this one was just too sweet.

I doubt a woman's vagina can be as sweet as this noodle. Those of you that have had sex before (unlike virgin gays like us) is vagina sweeter than noodles?

Also, am I stingy for dividing the (f)pood?

Following, I like your style badman.

Japhet04:
Following, I like your style badman.

Omo, me I stingy to the core. I eat my chicken with the bone. I no dey form accent. I dey even speak pidgin inside book sell am to oyibo. At times, I dey approach oyibo with pidgin. When you're confident, you can do almost anything without remorse.

That's the real style. The reason I like Burna is not because we're from the same state, but his calculated arrogance. I like it.

Let me go to the kitchen and take a picture to see if she kept mine as it is.

Typing...

Modified: Oh, good girl. She didn't touch it.

iLegendd:
Omo, me I stingy to the core. I eat my chicken with the bone. I no dey form accent. I dey even speak pidgin inside book sell am to oyibo. At times, I dey approach oyibo with pidgin. When you're confident, you can do almost anything without remorse.

but I believe you grew into this confidence, I mean with all your outstanding achievements in life it's very much expected that you portray enormous self confidence... I can't really say the same for most other young Nigerian guys.

See breasts. E don fall finish. The belle don come out like mad... Bro, are you dating a pregnant woman or what?
She isn't even attractive at all! Tueh!

Her face fine so?

Japhet04:
but I believe you grew into this confidence, I mean with all your outstanding achievements in life it's very much expected that you portray enormous self confidence... I can't really say the same for most other young Nigerian guys.

Yes, people's confidence grow naturally through exposure and achievements, but family traits helps too. Without family traits, you're still good with achievements or success.

Youngpo413:
Her face fine so?

No

She's ugly and broke like me. Birds of a feather.

Zoly:
See breasts. E don fall finish. The belle don come out like mad... Bro, are you dating a pregnant woman or what?
She isn't even attractive at all! Tueh!

His friend...they are not dating...

i can cook better indomie

younglleo:
i can cook better indomie

Lol

As long as it tastes good after you're done, you're good to go. Some men can cook better than some women and you may be one of them. I'm the same too.

iLegendd:
No
She's ugly and broke like me. Birds of a feather.

lol,what an irony...

Zoly:
See breasts. E don fall finish. The belle don come out like mad... Bro, are you dating a pregnant woman or what?
She isn't even attractive at all! Tueh!

Big breasts don't stand, they rest. They only stand when you use a push-up bra. Small, moderate, or apple ones are the ones that stand.

iLegendd:
Lol

As long as it tastes good after you're done, you're good to go. Some men can cook better than some women and you may be one of them. I'm the same too.

taste really good

Mehn, I made some handsome money from Auction/BUSD some hours ago. If you're not into Crypto, you're almost as dumb as Buhari. #Smile. Make una no kill me o! I'm not feeling fine.

For this, and as the king of SMAN (Stingy Men Association of Nigeria) I hereby pledge to give the first commenter 1k card.

Let the first commenter drop a number to send 1k card to.

iLegendd:
Mehn, I made some handsome money from Auction/BUSD some hours ago. If you're not into Crypto, you're almost as dumb as Buhari. #Smile. Make una no kill me o! I'm not feeling fine.

For this, and as the king of SMAN (Stingy Men Association of Nigeria) I hereby pledge to give the first commenter 1k card.

Let the first commenter drop a number to send 1k card to.

08101605365
but send am as money nah, hunger dey

younglleo:
0815

Are you sure you're the first commenter?

iLegendd:
Are you sure you're the first commenter?

first commenter na spam

iLegendd:
. I dey even speak pidgin inside book sell am to oyibo. At times, I dey approach oyibo with pidgin. When you're confident, you can do almost anything without remorse.
.

I like the fact that you always sounds intelligent and there's so much wisdom in your threads, And ever ready to impact knowledge of Nairalanders. Keep it up

If you are not careful your money will finish by carrying Oloshos


I can bet with my left ball that this is hookup

Japhet04:
Following, I like your style badman.

come Drop your number for the boss o....next time,I pray I'm this lucky...

Crowwejihadist:
If you are not careful your money will finish by carrying Oloshos


I can bet with my left ball that this is hookup

still wondering which girl is not an 'Olosho' in one way or the other...

iLegendd:
Mehn, I made some handsome money from Auction/BUSD some hours ago. If you're not into Crypto, you're almost as dumb as Buhari. #Smile. Make una no kill me o! I'm not feeling fine.

For this, and as the king of SMAN (Stingy Men Association of Nigeria) I hereby pledge to give the first commenter 1k card.

Let the first commenter drop a number to send 1k card to.

0812035 Air

Very much appreciated

Crowwejihadist:
If you are not careful your money will finish by carrying Oloshos


I can bet with my left ball that this is hookup

Okay, Sir. Thanks for your contribution.

Japhet04:
081205 Airtel

Very much appreciated

Sent, Sir.

iLegendd:
Sent, Sir.

Seen. Keep up the good work boss

I like this guy.

iLegendd:
Mehn, I made some handsome money from Auction/BUSD some hours ago. If you're not into Crypto, you're almost as dumb as Buhari. #Smile. Make una no kill me o! I'm not feeling fine.

For this, and as the king of SMAN (Stingy Men Association of Nigeria) I hereby pledge to give the first commenter 1k card.

Let the first commenter drop a number to send 1k card to.

Any link to the Auction/BUSD thread or maybe a book that I can read this night?

solobrain:
I like this guy.

I like you more. Since I'm gay, I love you.

Generalwoodz:
Any link to the Auction/BUSD thread or maybe a book that I can read this night?

What? I don't have any thread on Auction/BUSD. Book? No book on such.