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CheerfulGiver:
FuckEveryday shey higher purchase no dey for traveling out?

Omo If I see am, I no go even drop the update here cause e go cast.

You'll see people claiming to deliver $3000 a week for a company willing to take $1000

Na YouTube I spend my day today, 6gb of data spent for quality knowledge, we continue tomorrow..weekend I hit the road to motivate myself.
#UnavailableForStress

Felicity0001:
Not a good package at all... Short tenure low interest though but how can one pay over 300k monthly how much does the person earn monthly?

These are the things banks look into before giving out loan or a smart individual should look into before going into an asset loan.

An average uber driver can't achieve this with the present fare rate and cost of maintenance and fuel. So people should look b4 jumping because you could get burnt.

Omo I tire for all this Logistics companies bro...na person wey give dem money naim fvckup

Johnnybegood12:
The glory of the youth is in their strength.
I wonder weytin push Baaz001 become lazy driver, thank God mans retracing his steps.
We plead on Ur behalf Baz001 ant league will welcome u
Leave Felicity alone because old men only dream dreams . .... Oga feli pls no offence o.
Na cruise I Dey ooo

Police don start their wahala again.
They stopped me at yaba for one corner, I thought they wanted to beg or check papers.
Na so 1st officer: How you dey?
Me : fine ( wind down to know what’s up, next thing 2nd officer dragging my passengers side door) for where Na central lock no dulling.
1st officer: come down for searching and bring your phone. (Guess they were looking for donfortune48)
Me: why my phone, or you mean car papers
2nd officer: open this door
Na so bolt alert enter surge 1.6*. I grab my phone and confirm
1st officer: you be Uber
Me: yes yes
1st oC: Na Uber ooh, come come
2nd OC : you mean am? Oya show me proof.
1st OC: Na Uber, him phone ring now
2nd OC : show me for ur phone
(I quickly showed him Na so dem free me and my clean , low mileage Camry ) I dey house dey pity myself, how I take resemble yahoo boy?


Dem no gree me for ant league help me beg them.
I rush send mail to anonymous before them close transfer window. Only for me to see later that it’s anonymous 77.
You too see am naah.
Them dey carry me play like Ronaldo.


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Johnchrix:
Boss I like to discuss something with you privately

I think I already responded to your mail. Please check

IFEBARBIE:
hummmm, I think I need to Felicity001 on this .

So, yesterday my day began with a quick covergenius inspection, cos the current one is expiring in 2 days, now 1. After the inspection, I quickly drove away from the location so as not to get requests to ijegun, ikotun, alagbado, etc

At ICM, I got a request, met the lady at the entrance 2 kiosk. Quickly paid my parking ticket. "Ok ma'am let me open the booth" no you have to turn here and park like this, "ma'am don't worry I will help you carry your things (just 2 steps away)" she insisted I have to do it her way that she's not handicapped, (red flag)"ok ma", I replied.

So, I entered my car and waited for 1min countdown to complete. I'm sure in her mind, she was happy to cow this 2012 high mileage Camry driver to submission. I just did as if I want to park and drove to another location close by and parked. As I was about cancelling, she cancelled. Meanwhile, I just put on my Uber app and grin grin! A request came in, a Chinese name, I was like . Alas, this Chinese lady located me without calling. Meanwhile, madam was using side eye to look me. I just zoomed off thank God Uber includes ICM tolls in the fare

Incident 2. In the evening, ICM, Uber this time, "where are you?" Good evening ma'am. I'm parked at the entrance to the ShopRite, "no, come to park 4, I'll wait at the atm point close to exit gate. Quickly came down and paid toll. "So, we at the entrance" I've moved to where you said I should come. Long story short, she was yelling at me on phone, one of her friends saw me with my hazards on, she was laughing and like "oh we are sorry oga", alas, Jezebel herself and her 2 left legged friend entered my car and continued yelling. I just said get out of my car. The other one was telling her friends to stop yelling that I'm not at fault. World 3 started among them. "Why would you be supporting the driver? Don't you know you just embarrassed us..." I put on my bolt immediately, at that time ubers were far away, while bolt was on fire. grin grin! na so I comot! The hustle is real guys. We shall overcome! Baz001, come and learn how to say "Get out!"

The thing hard me no be small, I got a request today THE PLACE opposite Dominos for yab.
4mins drive to PU.
Rider(girl) : where are you
MeGd Evening)
Rider : Gd evn where are you (red flag 1)
Me: bla bla
R: let me know when u get here
Me: at d traffic light arrived
R: are you here ?
Me: at d traffic light
R: yelling why arrived when not here
Me: I’m here , I’m here (red flag two )
As I was waiting for 5min to cancel
Rider kept calling , for where I no want bad energy.
Long and short, I canceled, she requested again and I picked and gbam behind my car.
Las las I had to carry her and we gisted all d way like nothing happened... waiting for my ratings to drop though.
I no get that mind yet, I will rather cancel or hide them look you in the face and say get down. What if we meet in future

CheerfulGiver:
On highway, it's best to drive the car with cruise control. Depressing the accelerator to 100km/hr for example and engaging the cruise control makes the vehicle drive on electric alone, thereby saving more fuel.

I'm sure many people don't know what this control module and button does, not to talk of using it.

Cruise control will still rev the engine just like your leg would. I don't think it will make any difference regarding fuel consumption

FuckEveryday:
Bruv this rent, tax and all dose shits abroad I feel it's overated.
Here in Chevron, my rent is arnd 1.5m service charge inclusive. And a letter of increment has already been sent which will take it to arnd 1.8m for my next payment.

My NEPA Bill is fixed from 10k - 19k depending on their mood for that month. The least I've paid is 13k
This doesn't include my Personal Generator fueling Nd Servicing.

Should we talk about internet data? I'll lose my mind if I go dere or calculate how much I have to spend monthly.

My YingYang, Chicken Republic, Supermarket etc purchase always have a little space for TAX on the receipt, maybe we don't pay attention in this country enough to notice it.

These tax I pay, dey don't in turn provide good roads which will make my hustle a little bit better so I can earn more and conveniently to be able to pay them. Imagine me not being bothered about Suspension issues for a year? Shock absorbers e.t.c and driving on good roads, multiple distance to choose from and premium fuel. We both know we'll earn alot if these options are in place.

So that falacy of Bills and Taxes on Travel section I feel only people denied Visa and dose who don't want others to travel are the ones singing about it. Cause even Island wey I dey, I know how much I have to cough out a month to live "Almost Comfortably".

I'm sure 80% of us will choose the option of food delivery to dealing with Bolt Riders. This is a 34minute long Vlog of the daily routine of a Food Delivery guy in the UK from 9-5 like normal Jobs. Peep the car he uses. I can't drive around with such car and complain of Pile, Back Pain, poor eye sight like my bro felicity which according to legend, will still complain even if he's given a RR Cullinan to drive.

Lol but all you've listed here doesn't change the fact that cost of living in the US is higher than that of naija by far in naira equivalent

FuckEveryday:
Where this companies dey get dere figures from?

Leave them, let them go ahead. They will soon learn lesson

spartacus11:
Corolla-> Matrix->Camry

is matrix that rugged?

Corolla despite aka matrix
It's more compact than the Corolla

Front Tire Size
Corolla: P185/65R15 Matrix: P205/55R16 -
Rear Tire Size
Corilla: P185/65R15 Matrix: P205/55R16

Can maneuver more than the Corolla itself
Can navigate through deadlier roads than the Corolla due it size.

Corolla: 178.3" length, 58.1" height
Matrix: 171.3" length, 61.8" height

So if you ask me base on the meaning of "rugged" wrt to ground and terrain I'll say Yes! But with just a slight different from it sister the normal Corolla.


But I want to believe the Corolla itself has a better EPA in terms of fuel economy.

deedee44:
Cruise control will still rev the engine just like your leg would. I don't think it will make any difference regarding fuel consumption

not in a hybrid. Drive one, try what I said and get back to me.

Ghost1994:
To be honest, the day I saw cheerfulgiver dashboard, I was like this guy must be crazy…

When people continued to attacked him I was like okay lemme just be watching. Immediately I found out he’s real, I got motivated and switched my gear up.

I want to prove to people that ehailing isn’t a bad hustle as most people think it is. Not a slavery hustle or whatever they might feel.

My project will be completed sooner by Gods grace and will continue with the plan B.

Below is last week hustle and breakdown are as follows:

Fuel 23,500
Tyre 6,000
Vulcanizer 500
Chicken republic/water/gum 3,650
Money dropped at home 7,000
Total: 40,650
By the way where’s dru23 …. Izzou is active recently Baba I hail sir

congrats bro.

Johnnybegood12:
The glory of the youth is in their strength.
I wonder weytin push Baaz001 become lazy driver, thank God mans retracing his steps.
We plead on Ur behalf Baz001 ant league will welcome u
Leave Felicity alone because old men only dream dreams . .... Oga feli pls no offence o.
Na cruise I Dey ooo

My brother na cruise we all dey... Even President of the ant league self don dey use style sytle dey cash cruise too because him don see say dis life no be everything over seriousness and ruggedity or revolution dey win.

Sometimes one needs to have a comic relief to ease some tension.

My brother didn't you watch Alice in wonderland, or are you part of the indomie generation? Watch that cartoon you'll understand that dream is even better than the real life

BAZ001:
Police don start their wahala again.
They stopped me at yaba for one corner, I thought they wanted to beg or check papers.
Na so 1st officer: How you dey?
Me : fine ( wind down to know what’s up, next thing 2nd officer dragging my passengers side door) for where Na central lock no dulling.
1st officer: come down for searching and bring your phone. (Guess they were looking for donfortune48)
Me: why my phone, or you mean car papers
2nd officer: open this door
Na so bolt alert enter surge 1.6*. I grab my phone and confirm
1st officer: you be Uber
Me: yes yes
1st oC: Na Uber ooh, come come
2nd OC : you mean am? Oya show me proof.
1st OC: Na Uber, him phone ring now
2nd OC : show me for ur phone
(I quickly showed him Na so dem free me and my clean , low mileage Camry ) I dey house dey pity myself, how I take resemble yahoo boy?


Dem no gree me for ant league help me beg them.
I rush send mail to anonymous before them close transfer window. Only for me to see later that it’s anonymous 77.
You too see am naah.
Them dey carry me play like Ronaldo.


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Maybe you too FRESH sef.. Lol!

Na fresh young guys,naija police dey often stop unecessarily. Abi you carry dread for head

Felicity0001:
My brother na cruise we all dey... Even President of the ant league self don dey use style sytle dey cash cruise too because him don see say dis life no be everything over seriousness and ruggedity or revolution dey win.

Sometimes one needs to have a comic relief to ease some tension.

My brother didn't you watch Alice in wonderland, or are you part of the indomie generation? Watch that cartoon you'll understand that dream is even better than the real life

Revolution was a success. Soon you'll be the only one left here with your 1723A.D mentality. No one will care anymore.

BAZ001:
Police don start their wahala again.
They stopped me at yaba for one corner, I thought they wanted to beg or check papers.
Na so 1st officer: How you dey?
Me : fine ( wind down to know what’s up, next thing 2nd officer dragging my passengers side door) for where Na central lock no dulling.
1st officer: come down for searching and bring your phone. (Guess they were looking for donfortune48)
Me: why my phone, or you mean car papers
2nd officer: open this door
Na so bolt alert enter surge 1.6*. I grab my phone and confirm
1st officer: you be Uber
Me: yes yes
1st oC: Na Uber ooh, come come
2nd OC : you mean am? Oya show me proof.
1st OC: Na Uber, him phone ring now
2nd OC : show me for ur phone
(I quickly showed him Na so dem free me and my clean , low mileage Camry ) I dey house dey pity myself, how I take resemble yahoo boy?


Dem no gree me for ant league help me beg them.
I rush send mail to anonymous before them close transfer window. Only for me to see later that it’s anonymous 77.
You too see am naah.
Them dey carry me play like Ronaldo.


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Hahahahaha....Baz 2funny
Aswear I always they anticipate weytin u wan post,cos I go laff scatter everywhere.
No problem man, we dey beg for u already.....so u are on trial.
Awaiting ant league

Felicity0001:
My brother na cruise we all dey... Even President of the ant league self don dey use style sytle dey cash cruise too because him don see say dis life no be everything over seriousness and ruggedity or revolution dey win.

Sometimes one needs to have a comic relief to ease some tension.

My brother didn't you watch Alice in wonderland, or are you part of the indomie generation? Watch that cartoon you'll understand that dream is even better than the real life

You are on point

IFEBARBIE:
hummmm, I think I need to Felicity001 on this .

So, yesterday my day began with a quick covergenius inspection, cos the current one is expiring in 2 days, now 1. After the inspection, I quickly drove away from the location so as not to get requests to ijegun, ikotun, alagbado, etc

At ICM, I got a request, met the lady at the entrance 2 kiosk. Quickly paid my parking ticket. "Ok ma'am let me open the booth" no you have to turn here and park like this, "ma'am don't worry I will help you carry your things (just 2 steps away)" she insisted I have to do it her way that she's not handicapped, (red flag)"ok ma", I replied.

So, I entered my car and waited for 1min countdown to complete. I'm sure in her mind, she was happy to cow this 2012 high mileage Camry driver to submission. I just did as if I want to park and drove to another location close by and parked. As I was about cancelling, she cancelled. Meanwhile, I just put on my Uber app and grin grin! A request came in, a Chinese name, I was like . Alas, this Chinese lady located me without calling. Meanwhile, madam was using side eye to look me. I just zoomed off thank God Uber includes ICM tolls in the fare

Incident 2. In the evening, ICM, Uber this time, "where are you?" Good evening ma'am. I'm parked at the entrance to the ShopRite, "no, come to park 4, I'll wait at the atm point close to exit gate. Quickly came down and paid toll. "So, we at the entrance" I've moved to where you said I should come. Long story short, she was yelling at me on phone, one of her friends saw me with my hazards on, she was laughing and like "oh we are sorry oga", alas, Jezebel herself and her 2 left legged friend entered my car and continued yelling. I just said get out of my car. The other one was telling her friends to stop yelling that I'm not at fault. World 3 started among them. "Why would you be supporting the driver? Don't you know you just embarrassed us..." I put on my bolt immediately, at that time ubers were far away, while bolt was on fire. grin grin! na so I comot! The hustle is real guys. We shall overcome! Baz001, come and learn how to say "Get out!"

Abeg getat

Felicity0001:
Which hands you won take come go chuck patient injection doc abeg rest jor which kind joke be this na that 3 trips now no go make BAZ001 complet him 1m+ o

You mean am?
Medical doctors don dey drag trips with us?
Real medical doctor not vet doctors?

Wey my bag I don relocate leave una for dis country.

FuckEveryday:
Yeah, but u don't own the car at the end of the contract
very mumu investment.

They will pay you? Is it not hire purchase

Well done. this is good, i am motivated

Ghost1994:
To be honest, the day I saw cheerfulgiver dashboard, I was like this guy must be crazy…

When people continued to attacked him I was like okay lemme just be watching. Immediately I found out he’s real, I got motivated and switched my gear up.

I want to prove to people that ehailing isn’t a bad hustle as most people think it is. Not a slavery hustle or whatever they might feel.

My project will be completed sooner by Gods grace and will continue with the plan B.

Below is last week hustle and breakdown are as follows:

Fuel 23,500
Tyre 6,000
Vulcanizer 500
Chicken republic/water/gum 3,650
Money dropped at home 7,000
Total: 40,650
By the way where’s dru23 …. Izzou is active recently Baba I hail sir

forgive my many questions oh, just gathering knowledge to know the right car to settle for when cash is ready

Felicity0001:
Corolla despite aka matrix
It's more compact than the Corolla

Front Tire Size
Corolla: P185/65R15 Matrix: P205/55R16 -
Rear Tire Size
Corilla: P185/65R15 Matrix: P205/55R16

Can maneuver more than the Corolla itself
Can navigate through deadlier roads than the Corolla due it size.

Corolla: 178.3" length, 58.1" height
Matrix: 171.3" length, 61.8" height

So if you ask me base on the meaning of "rugged" wrt to ground and terrain I'll say Yes! But with just a slight different from it sister the normal Corolla.


But I want to believe the Corolla itself has a better EPA in terms of fuel economy.

person nor fit fresh in peace again

lagusboyyy:
Maybe you too FRESH sef.. Lol!

Na fresh young guys,naija police dey often stop unecessarily. Abi you carry dread for head

.

hire purchase that the owner of car didn’t fix the price of repayment and conditions

deedee44:
They will pay you? Is it not hire purchase

Johnnybegood12:
I stated it earlier, using Gentlelife50 as case study, man literally as a really good source of income and only drives for the fun of it.
Because I see no reason why u will depend on e-hailing as Ur hustle and not be able to gross 100k in a month.

Na lie oh bros gentlelife50 is the true defination of lazy driver the bros no get any other hustle apart from use the minimum earning to play baba ijebu even donfortune too that one na oga o in fact general overseer of them lazyD geng

Infact it's time we shift them to retirees drivers group because these set of people only live on pension and their 100k gross monthly is more than enough for them.

But you know what, thank God say BAZ001 don get sense dey migrate small small to ant league because you'll wonder why would a child sit down with old men like gentlelife@50 morning till night playing draft, watin that pikin dey find? Wisdom or experience?. Him no no say those men don already build house get children way they help them fuel and maintain their car for them so anytime they just need money to play draft, baba ijebu or take paraga them go hustle do one or two trips like our able doctor chijioke17 then close shop.

Ha! Life sweet shall. I wish to be like them when I grow up o

spartacus11:
person nor fit fresh in peace again

I dey tell you my brother.
Na crime for naija.

CheerfulGiver:
Right.

giveranonymous77 @ gmail. com

I've mailed you since last week and you promised to call but I wait sotey i loss weight

deedee44:
They will pay you? Is it not hire purchase

After one year tenure the vehicle/bike is theirs... Yeye people!

oluwaseunla:
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I actually have a first hand experience. I fix them. And I'm telling you it actually works.

So you mean you too drive a hybrid for the job as well? Kindly assist with some review na baba fuel is No1 killer in this job.

CheerfulGiver:
not in a hybrid. Drive one, try what I said and get back to me.

Okay. Though I can't find any thing like that on the internet as well

spartacus11:
hire purchase that the owner of car didn’t fix the price of repayment and conditions

Okay they're not the ones giving out cars sef. I understand now.

CheerfulGiver:
Past 3 months I grossed #2,424,769 in 1,041 hrs.

But using the foreign guys breakdown of $25.5 per hour, I would have made $26,545 or 13,272,500.

Nigeria.... A country that must be left. A waste of precious time.

If I'm making $26,500 in 3 months abroad, which tax, which rent, which expenses will reduce it to the barest minimum like what's obtainable here?

Oh my days...

Baba e go choke you say you won't have the same drive when you migrate over there mind you it's a different terrain, different people, different meantality and culture. You'll also need time to settle down. Driving could not be your only reason to migrate so distractions can set in.