HobbiDr:

Baba e go choke you say you won't have the same drive when you migrate over there mind you it's a different terrain, different people, different meantality and culture. You'll also need time to settle down. Driving could not be your only reason to migrate so distractions can set in.

BAZ001:


Police don start their wahala again.
They stopped me at yaba for one corner, I thought they wanted to beg or check papers.
Na so 1st officer: How you dey?
Me : fine ( wind down to know what’s up, next thing 2nd officer dragging my passengers side door) for where Na central lock no dulling.
1st officer: come down for searching and bring your phone. (Guess they were looking for donfortune48)
Me: why my phone, or you mean car papers
2nd officer: open this door
Na so bolt alert enter surge 1.6*. I grab my phone and confirm
1st officer: you be Uber
Me: yes yes
1st oC: Na Uber ooh, come come
2nd OC : you mean am? Oya show me proof.
1st OC: Na Uber, him phone ring now
2nd OC : show me for ur phone
(I quickly showed him Na so dem free me and my clean , low mileage Camry ) I dey house dey pity myself, how I take resemble yahoo boy?


Dem no gree me for ant league help me beg them.
I rush send mail to anonymous before them close transfer window. Only for me to see later that it’s anonymous 77.
You too see am naah.
Them dey carry me play like Ronaldo.


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deedee44:

Lol but all you've listed here doesn't change the fact that cost of living in the US is higher than that of naija by far in naira equivalent

HobbiDr:


I've mailed you since last week and you promised to call but I wait sotey i loss weight

HobbiDr:

Baba e go choke you say you won't have the same drive when you migrate over there mind you it's a different terrain, different people, different meantality and culture. You'll also need time to settle down. Driving could not be your only reason to migrate so distractions can set in.

deedee44:

He doesn't look like someone who can be distracted. If you're not distracted here where you have almost all your family and friends, wetin wan distract you for there. Oyinbo yansh?

spartacus11:
forgive my many questions oh, just gathering knowledge to know the right car to settle for when cash is ready

AgentXxx:
he can cancel after 3mins of arriving

deedee44:

Leave them, let them go ahead. They will soon learn lesson

I actually think they are very smart.

The investment plan is for 12 months, after which they get to keep the Sienna for themselves

So when I bring 3,054,000, they will pay 343,912 for 12 months.

This means that they would pay 4,127,944 in 12 months.



They can even park the car in their house and be paying you sef. After 12 months, it's theirs

Felicity0001:
Please who has this guy's moniker that deals in cars in Canada... Adman or something I've totally forgotten is moniker can anyone remind me pls.

Maxwell08:

https://www.nairaland.com/5167845/n1200000-less-tokunbo-cars

Felicity0001:


Thank bro... i Appreciate.

I don rank my head tire ffor the name

Johnchrix:


Good morning Oga Felicity kindly check your mail.

deedee44:

Abeg getat

deedee44:

Okay. Though I can't find any thing like that on the internet as well

IFEBARBIE:
hummmm, I think I need to Felicity001 on this .

So, yesterday my day began with a quick covergenius inspection, cos the current one is expiring in 2 days, now 1. After the inspection, I quickly drove away from the location so as not to get requests to ijegun, ikotun, alagbado, etc

At ICM, I got a request, met the lady at the entrance 2 kiosk. Quickly paid my parking ticket. "Ok ma'am let me open the booth" no you have to turn here and park like this, "ma'am don't worry I will help you carry your things (just 2 steps away)" she insisted I have to do it her way that she's not handicapped, (red flag)"ok ma", I replied.

So, I entered my car and waited for 1min countdown to complete. I'm sure in her mind, she was happy to cow this 2012 high mileage Camry driver to submission. I just did as if I want to park and drove to another location close by and parked. As I was about cancelling, she cancelled. Meanwhile, I just put on my Uber app and grin grin! A request came in, a Chinese name, I was like . Alas, this Chinese lady located me without calling. Meanwhile, madam was using side eye to look me. I just zoomed off thank God Uber includes ICM tolls in the fare

Incident 2. In the evening, ICM, Uber this time, "where are you?" Good evening ma'am. I'm parked at the entrance to the ShopRite, "no, come to park 4, I'll wait at the atm point close to exit gate. Quickly came down and paid toll. "So, we at the entrance" I've moved to where you said I should come. Long story short, she was yelling at me on phone, one of her friends saw me with my hazards on, she was laughing and like "oh we are sorry oga", alas, Jezebel herself and her 2 left legged friend entered my car and continued yelling. I just said get out of my car. The other one was telling her friends to stop yelling that I'm not at fault. World 3 started among them. "Why would you be supporting the driver? Don't you know you just embarrassed us..." I put on my bolt immediately, at that time ubers were far away, while bolt was on fire. grin grin! na so I comot! The hustle is real guys. We shall overcome! Baz001, come and learn how to say "Get out!"

izzou:


I actually think they are very smart.

The investment plan is for 12 months, after which they get to keep the Sienna for themselves

So when I bring 3,054,000, they will pay 343,912 for 12 months.

This means that they would pay 4,127,944 in 12 months.



They can even park the car in their house and be paying you sef. After 12 months, it's theirs

kanuisagoat:


If they do this then they would have spent 4.1m buying the Sienna. They won't even try it

izzou:


Hmmmm

Another angle

kanuisagoat:


Something does not seem right about the arrangement. They are essentially paying the investor a 35% interest over a period of one year. Why will any business man do that when banks can borrow them the money at a much lower rate?

Will I be investing? Absolutely no. I'll watch this one from the sidelines

And I think I once mentioned it before. All these bring your money let me pay you returns thing just does not sit well with me.

I have to be involved in whatever you're using my money to do

some of these guys can make you go gaga sometimes... Luckily, I've had the best of rides for a month now but these ones are just drama queens... Shout out to Blessing aka Justine! Wish all ladies can be like you. I know you are reading this and thanks for giving me your phone to rate myself and add comments too

BAZ001:


The thing hard me no be small, I got a request today THE PLACE opposite Dominos for yab.
4mins drive to PU.
Rider(girl) : where are you
MeGd Evening)
Rider : Gd evn where are you (red flag 1)
Me: bla bla
R: let me know when u get here
Me: at d traffic light arrived
R: are you here ?
Me: at d traffic light
R: yelling why arrived when not here
Me: I’m here , I’m here (red flag two )
As I was waiting for 5min to cancel
Rider kept calling , for where I no want bad energy.
Long and short, I canceled, she requested again and I picked and gbam behind my car.
Las las I had to carry her and we gisted all d way like nothing happened... waiting for my ratings to drop though.
I no get that mind yet, I will rather cancel or hide them look you in the face and say get down. What if we meet in future

CheerfulGiver:
Surge areas are the red to orange areas on your bolt app. They are created when there is a shortage of drivers in that area, compared to riders. 1.1, 1.5, 1.8, 1.9

1 is for normal rates. 1.whatever is the extra percentage on fares.

1.1 is 10% extra
1.9 is 90% extra

If a trip should have been 3k with normal conditions, on a 1.9x ,it would be 5700

Felicity0001:


Come inside room (DM)

Kokomo:
Hi Kia Optima 2010 for uber hussle who get expereince

Felicity0001:


Na lie oh bros gentlelife50 is the true defination of lazy driver the bros no get any other hustle apart from use the minimum earning to play baba ijebu even donfortune too that one na oga o in fact general overseer of them lazyD geng

Infact it's time we shift them to retirees drivers group because these set of people only live on pension and their 100k gross monthly is more than enough for them.

But you know what, thank God say BAZ001 don get sense dey migrate small small to ant league because you'll wonder why would a child sit down with old men like gentlelife@50 morning till night playing draft, watin that pikin dey find? Wisdom or experience?. Him no no say those men don already build house get children way they help them fuel and maintain their car for them so anytime they just need money to play draft, baba ijebu or take paraga them go hustle do one or two trips like our able doctor chijioke17 then close shop.

Ha! Life sweet shall. I wish to be like them when I grow up o

OJURONGBE1:
Hi folks,
My brother just got a Toyota Corolla Sport & he has tasked me to manage it for him.
Please, if you know anyone reliable & honest in his dealings living around ikeja, Ogba, iyana ipaja , Egbeda ,Dopemu, Shasha, Agege, Mangoro or Maryland, who is in need & ready to put in the work.
Kindly refer them to me.
The T&C below are flexible enough:
27,000 is the rental fee.
1hr car Inspection would be done once every 3weeks.
1guarantor & signed agreement with an armed force ( i am taking no chances).
Driver would foot repair bills less than 5k but not without my consent.
We have an experienced family -friend mechanic who will oversee the repair history & guide us.
Offline trips within Lagos, Yes. (You can do anyhow but no use my Egbon motor carry cow or Palm oil drum )
Offline outside Lagos, we would sit & have a discussion about this.
If you decide to take one way route, park on Zebra crossing at the Airport or beat traffic lights & get apprehended, i would retrieve the car immediately.
Don't refer shady people to me , as i am going to be hands-on.