Atiku the Dubai vassal

Dear Reno,

RE: DO NOT VOTE FOR TINUBU IN 2023

Good afternoon, Mr. Reno ‘Wendel Simlin’ Omokri.
It has come to our notice, a jabberwocky written by your humble self and shared on your social media handle warning Nigerians not to elect (should he throw his hat in the race), in 2023 a foremost All Progressives Congress, APC leader, Asiwajú Bola Ahmed Tinubu who is said to be recuperating from a knee surgery in his London residence. Ordinarily, as a Group with so much to do on our hands, we would not have dignified you with a response but because it is social media where majority take what they read online hook, line and sinker without discerning thought; hence, the need to quickly respond and correct your gobbledygook. This is fundamentally germane as we move faster into the politicking of politics against the 2023 elections.

Like we posited above, one would not have taken you very seriously considering the fact that you have always spoken with your tongue in your cheek. Risibly though, for a former imagemaker of sitting president who did very poorly and abysmally to launder the image of his paymaster to the extent that his master became an object of derision and laughter across the globe as a dipsomaniacal boozehound, it is not stupefying therefore that such a man would throw decorum into the wind spewing balderdash about another man. We understand quite alright your pains. That your paymaster was ousted when you least expected, a time you were living the best of your life with unfettered access to our national treasury; it is only natural that Asíwájú Tinubu would become an adversary.

It is lugubriously absurd and rather flabbergasting that a man who worked for an Atiku presidency in 2019 after his master failed to retain his seat in 2015 but who did not see anything wrong in an Atiku staying back in foreign land for more than 2 years after losing election would come out and make an odoriferously odious statement warning Nigerians not to vote for a Tinubu presidency. It is overt you are only being clever by half. Only the doofuses will not understand your game. Your position is not about your love for Nigeria but majorly for two reasons. First, Tinubu was the architect of the ‘fall’ of your paymaster – GEJ in 2015. He prevented him from returning as the country’s numero uno, therefore, sending him on a voyage of political oblivion while you are denied access to the national ‘cookies jar’. Secondly, ‘e dey pepper una’ how suddenly Tinubu has turned his London residence to a political Mecca of sort, that even a sitting president had to ‘move’ the presidential office to his abode. But not to worry, your pains have just begun!

We are by this release therefore constrained to serve you a note of warning that this is just a preamble. We have not in any way begun the real politicking. And that when the game starts in earnest, ‘una go sá’ré kàbàkàbà’ with nowhere to run to. You are warned by this rejoinder to keep your puerile and infantile exuberance within the confines of those you usually drag for clout chasing. Coming for the political juggernaut, Asíwájú Tinubu shows you are on a self-destruct, digging your own grave and ready to be crushed. And that is exactly what you will get if you do not desist from crossing this line.

You are seriously warned!

Signed

Ọmọ́gbọ́láhàn L.A. BABAWALE
National Coordinator,
For: Director-General
Nigeria Diaspora for Aṣíwájú
riches.babs@gmail.com

Funny. Just because someone said a vote for Tinubu is a vote for another vegetative president in London, you people are trying to be ridiculous.

Yeye dey smell.

He was there for a Course. What's Tinubu in the UK for

But seriously, we can all unite and chase these nuisances out of not only aso rock but from naija in shame.. I was shook when dem bbnaija fans chased those non mannered pair from the show even during the end SARS stuff.. we can do it

AuroraB:
He was there for a Course. What's Tinubu in the UK for

Course in Dubai?

I thought it was UK.

AuroraB:
He was there for a Course. What's Tinubu in the UK for

fulani slave defending his master.

You mean a vote for a Cameroonian?

Or a vote for a bisexual?

I don’t know why this sounds so funny to me..

Wait a Sec! What about your Londoner Presido? Abi you don’t know London is the main base..

Lol! You people are so funny!

It seems you are not even getting it.
No doubt, both Tinubu and Atiku are great and influential politicians.
But I tell you, we don't need politically correct individuals to run our affairs. Politicians are too much concerned about politics and how to retain power than doing tangible governance.
If you put this country in Atiku or Tinubu's or any other politician's hand for that matter, they won't do thing different from what we are currently experiencing. You can't continue to do things the same way and expect a different result.

potent5:
Funny. Just because someone said a vote for Tinubu is a vote for another vegetative president in London, you people are trying to be ridiculous.

Yeye dey smell.

karma is a bitch.

Reno must see this