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FarinJini:
What do you call people who lie uncontrollably? They may not need to lie but they just have a strong urge to lie

Omo na Lietomaniacs oooo

Starseed:
Had one horrible experience with one guy (then medical student, now a medical doctor) in Mandela hostel block D, UNIPORT. This guy would come into the hostel around 10-11pm when students are about to hit the bed. He would sneak into rooms of unsuspecting victims and steal their valuables.

One night, I caught him sneaking into my neighbor's room to steal his fone. I quickly raised an alarm. We gave him a hot chase. Luckily for him, he got away. He knew I was one of those guys that chased him that night. But we still act like that incident never happened cos he was my senior colleague. He never came to Mandela hostel again. But I still heard of his "stealscapes" in doctor's lounge.

Maybe person swear for am

Na that kind doctor go fit thief person kidney after treating for malaria

yetmao:
I ve seen one that will steal your phone only to remove the SD card and leave the phone somewhere safe for you.

Yeah, they go for what they actually don't need. How much is SD card compared to phone

Realmi:
tv remote.... guy be calming down ooo

It is not my duty to convince you

My own na money, I no dey take eye see homeless cash oo

Depressed101:
sticky fingers.. Why do I find that name funny

People who watch cartoons will understand. I got the name from Sonic underground. Sonic's lil bro "Menic" is refared to as sticky fingers, because the lad can steal ehn

There's hardly any Klepto from a poor background, dem dey very few. Even John Terry's (former Chelsea player) mother is/was a chronic kleptomania. Imagine earning around £200k a week and only for your mother to be caught stealing £1 item in a shop, nor be juju be that?

FarinJini:
If e poor na thief, if e hold side na klepto.

OP so you self na confirm barrack boy? I see you Gee.

Yes Boss
Original barrack boy to the bones

dannyrhymes600:
Lol e possible oh

dannyrhymes600:
The craziest part of all this is, you'll never find a very poor cleptomaniac. They are always from wealthy or stable homes

Says who?

The poor ones, them don use jungle justice injure them

I have met one and I wonder why he steals, from a rich home faaa, he takes what he doesn't need...

DrObum:
Says who?

The poor ones, them don use jungle justice injure them

The poor ones are refared to as thieves

dannyrhymes600:
Yes Boss
Original barrack boy to the bones

No be lie! Keep winning king. Win till you quench

FarinJini:
No be lie! Keep winning king. Win till you quench

100

FarinJini:
What do you call people who lie uncontrollably? They may not need to lie but they just have a strong urge to lie

Lieopandas!

DSC7:
The way he go behave after been caught go weak u sef.....

Abi na one banny wey come my house i serve her spaghetti she chop finish go drop plate still visit the pot for my back short my ration,,,

As she wan go, na torn 20 naira wey dey my tv shelf she move....

Mad ooo

dannyrhymes600:
People who watch cartoons will understand. I got the name from Sonic underground. Sonic's lil bro "Menic" is refared to as sticky fingers, because the lad can steal ehn

Something like Kitty Softpaws in Puss in boots

NEWJOE:
Lieopandas!

try making a sentence with this

FarinJini:
Something like Kitty Softpaws in Puss in boots

Yea,
lol one particular character in this cartoon cracks me up anytime I watch it. The dude that is shaped like egg

rali123:
I have met one and I wonder why he steals, from a rich home faaa, he takes what he doesn't need...

Do you mind sharing a lil of what he stole/ steals

dannyrhymes600:
Yea,
lol one particular character in this cartoon cracks me up anytime I watch it. The dude that is shaped like egg

Humpty Dumpty na mumu

Eg Lie Mohammed

lordally:
Omo na Lietomaniacs oooo

FarinJini:
Humpty Dumpty na mumu

Lol, he later fell and broke nau

Came to my house, spent a night, stole a hand sanitizer when going. Who does that??

FarinJini:
What do you call people who lie uncontrollably? They may not need to lie but they just have a strong urge to lie

LaiMuhatomaniac

My own experience was with my very close friend, and course mate, we stayed in the same lodge in school off-campus, each time I put On my generator this guy brings his phone and plugs it in my room, I have never for once been jealous of him, even though he uses a better phone than mine, and his mum and sisters that lives abroad always send him money steadily, so one Friday morning, while preparing for my last exam, which was to be written by 12pm, so I was playing music with my music box connected to my phone via Bluetooth, and I went down stairs to spread the plain trouser I washed, I didn't really lock my room because, since my 3 years in that lodge, no body has complained of looking for any missing item, so when I came upstairs after spreading the trousers, I couldn't find my phone, I searched for it every where, I still couldn't find it, so I went and met (him) and told him to give my phone, that I don't like that expensive joke, he said he was not with my phone, so he flash my phone to see if it will ring, he did, but it was switched off, so I became uncomfortable and worried, so I managed and went for the exam, when I wrote the exam and came back, my caretaker told me that he saw him, going out with a sack of rice, claiming that he wanted to give his cousin that leaves inside the school hostel, so I now told one of my friends who was a cultist, to help me scare the guy, so my friend threatened him and he finally agreed and brought my phone where he hid it, there was rice all over the phone, he told me sorry that he was only joking with me, I told him to stay on his lane henceforth, so not more than 3weeks later he stole a girl's phone inside the lecture hall and was caught, girls table him matter eeeh, na there ị confirm say the guy na kleptomaniac, and stealing is part of him, he must have been cursed, who knows, and he is the only son, if he try that rubbish in Onitsha or uyo, Then he will be is gone.

Vickkymanny:
She theif TV remote? Haha I no believe this wan

They steal everything mostly things they don't need sef. Kleptomania is just a compulsion to steal. It's a mental condition.

VULCAN:
Stop embarrassing yourself.

Where did you see it spelt with a C?

Even the pic you posted has it spelt with a K

On the contrary!! Ur the one embarrassing urself!!!

Do you even have eyes at all?

We know ur type!!! Those who just open thier mouth without thinking first.

Since U have decided to be spoon fed by force, I have taken the liberty to outline where it starts with C in my uploaded pic for U

Sonnobax15:

My one and only experience was back then in 2013..I was in ND1 then....One fateful night,I left my window opened while I was charging my battery via a desktop-charger..... Mennnnnnnn,the desktop-charger don lose shape en,plus many many rubber bands wey I use bind am....Even if na me be the thief,I for no gree steal that kind thing..

But las las,thief na thief....Dem no dey send....

Man this is funny as hell!!!!

JBoss25:
I was thinking that word was Nigerian slang lol

Nah its a real word jare

Perfectbeing:
From that definition, all politicians are kleptomaniacs.

ur definitely right bro

Hahahajjajaaa.This is really crazy........