Dagger111:
They don sell us all. In summary, this is all they have done for us as citizens.


SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

ki02020:


Your calculations should be in billions not millions

adenigga:

https://punchng.com/Each-Rep-gets-N100m-for-constituency-project-Adamawa-lawmaker

Crowwejihadist:
If House of representatives are pocketing 100 million each year for constituency projects that they never carry out, imagine what senators collect each year for the same sh*t


Truly this country will never get it right

bnanzip:
Is the 100m yearly or every 4 years?

Dagger111:
They don sell us all. In summary, this is all they have done for us as citizens.


SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

bnanzip:
Is the 100m yearly or every 4 years?

Warriboy1234567:


E beta for you na... Nobody for PDP asaba go talk d trash wey u dey spit so.

Shebi if i say make u turn up, u go turn up.

Baba, where u dey gan ?

Crowwejihadist:
If House of representatives are pocketing 100 million each year for constituency projects that they never carry out, imagine what senators collect each year for the same sh*t


Truly this country will never get it right

contigiency:


And the ones done before 2015 should be rewarded with gold and silver? All these PDP supporters always think aloof.

Dagger111:
They don sell us all. In summary, this is all they have done for us as citizens.


SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

adenigga:

https://punchng.com/Each-Rep-gets-N100m-for-constituency-project-Adamawa-lawmaker

Tareq1105:


Read well. He said billions. I beg of open your eyes.

Thunder fire this dishonorable people.

chatinent:
So about ₦360bn has been looted already! Na wa o.

If Nigeria tells you ₦100m, add couple of zeros.

E no go better for these politicians.

JimmyDarmody:
I want us to one day have a president that'll witch Hunt these guys long after they have forgotten about these lootings.

1972xy:
It is so sad that the money that suppose to be used by the local government council to develop the local government is what the law makers are sharing under the guise of constituency development.
I wonder what is the functions of local government .
Nigerians are just the problem of Nigeria.

walkingshadow911:


How will he get there?