slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Efcc dey craze

I dey my hotel room like this .....make them come bust me na
Lmaoooo

NwaAmaikpe:





I concur,
Nigerian hotels are really enabling fraudster activities.

I'd tell you why.

One day, on an unscheduled visit to Essien Udim LGA , I had to sleep over in a hotel. In usual character, I asked the receptionist if I could be connected with a professional escort who could make my night worthwhile.

The mumu girl brought out her phone and began showing me photos of various ladies who were capable and ready.
I ended up choosing one very tall chick who looked a lot like Tyra Banks, from the picture, her boobs were very healthy and yansh was full-option.

As a well-trained gentleman, I paid in advance for the escort, tipped the receptionist and went back to my room.

2 hours gone, 4 cans of black Bullet down, tipsy as fvck with my preek standing like the rock of Gibraltar and there was a knock on my door.

I opened it and if not for the heels, I'd swear she was a midget.
Her body odour which could rival that of a male goat heralded her arrival.
Her legs were like yam tubers planted in the peak of harmattan and I could tell right away it was 'foam-padded bra' she had on.

I knew it was a lose-lose for me because where will I start from?
I couldn't even imagine putting my flute in her mouth to blow because her teeth were stained let alone picture her grabbing it with her bleach-burnt knuckles.
Abi is it the dry bony yansh that NwaAmaikpe will now smack?

My standing tower collapsed like the World Trade Center and I heartbrokenly sent her back.

I will later learn that I couldn't get a refund as she had been paid.

I just counted my losses and thanked the almighty for making my hands long enough to touch my preek. Because God knows that if I did not masturbate that night, I might have ended up as one of those unfortunate people that get paraded on Nairaland for unimaginable sex crimes.

So you see, some of these hotels really enable fraudulent activities.

ojun50:
Arrest the hotel building too

NwaAmaikpe:





I concur,
Nigerian hotels are really enabling fraudster activities.

I'd tell you why.

One day, on an unscheduled visit to Essien Udim LGA , I had to sleep over in a hotel. In usual character, I asked the receptionist if I could be connected with a professional escort who could make my night worthwhile.

The mumu girl brought out her phone and began showing me photos of various ladies who were capable and ready.
I ended up choosing one very tall chick who looked a lot like Tyra Banks, from the picture, her boobs were very healthy and yansh was full-option.

As a well-trained gentleman, I paid in advance for the escort, tipped the receptionist and went back to my room.

2 hours gone, 4 cans of black Bullet down, tipsy as fvck with my preek standing like the rock of Gibraltar and there was a knock on my door.

I opened it and if not for the heels, I'd swear she was a midget.
Her body odour which could rival that of a male goat heralded her arrival.
Her legs were like yam tubers planted in the peak of harmattan and I could tell right away it was 'foam-padded bra' she had on.

I knew it was a lose-lose for me because where will I start from?
I couldn't even imagine putting my flute in her mouth to blow because her teeth were stained let alone picture her grabbing it with her bleach-burnt knuckles.
Abi is it the dry bony yansh that NwaAmaikpe will now smack?

My standing tower collapsed like the World Trade Center and I heartbrokenly sent her back.

I will later learn that I couldn't get a refund as she had been paid.

I just counted my losses and thanked the almighty for making my hands long enough to touch my preek. Because God knows that if I did not masturbate that night, I might have ended up as one of those unfortunate people that get paraded on Nairaland for unimaginable sex crimes.

So you see, some of these hotels really enable fraudulent activities.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Efcc dey craze

I dey my hotel room like this .....make them come bust me na

hkidola00:
yahoo boy

Foolishbuhari:
Nigeria has simply gone to the dogs!

They do this because people don't have guns. You raid my place of business illegally and hope for my cooperation?

Someone has to take them up on this. Let us know the empowering laws that gave the EFCC the right to break into hotels and hospitality facilities at the dead of night to disturb guests.

Foolishbuhari:


God punish you!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Efcc dey craze

I dey my hotel room like this .....make them come bust me na

hkidola00:
fraudster..Ur days are numbered...u will be locked for a very long time..ole

NwaAmaikpe:





I concur,
Nigerian hotels are really enabling fraudster activities.

I'd tell you why.

One day, on an unscheduled visit to Essien Udim LGA , I had to sleep over in a hotel. In usual character, I asked the receptionist if I could be connected with a professional escort who could make my night worthwhile.

The mumu girl brought out her phone and began showing me photos of various ladies who were capable and ready.
I ended up choosing one very tall chick who looked a lot like Tyra Banks, from the picture, her boobs were very healthy and yansh was full-option.

As a well-trained gentleman, I paid in advance for the escort, tipped the receptionist and went back to my room.

2 hours gone, 4 cans of black Bullet down, tipsy as fvck with my preek standing like the rock of Gibraltar and there was a knock on my door.

I opened it and if not for the heels, I'd swear she was a midget.
Her body odour which could rival that of a male goat heralded her arrival.
Her legs were like yam tubers planted in the peak of harmattan and I could tell right away it was 'foam-padded bra' she had on.

I knew it was a lose-lose for me because where will I start from?
I couldn't even imagine putting my flute in her mouth to blow because her teeth were stained let alone picture her grabbing it with her bleach-burnt knuckles.
Abi is it the dry bony yansh that NwaAmaikpe will now smack?

My standing tower collapsed like the World Trade Center and I heartbrokenly sent her back.

I will later learn that I couldn't get a refund as she had been paid.

I just counted my losses and thanked the almighty for making my hands long enough to touch my preek. Because God knows that if I did not masturbate that night, I might have ended up as one of those unfortunate people that get paraded on Nairaland for unimaginable sex crimes.

So you see, some of these hotels really enable fraudulent activities.

Foolishbuhari:


See this fool oh. You'll probably get locked up or killed before me sef so stop making noise! You like the system disorderly because you're poor and wish others were like you! Stupid ass modafuka!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Efcc dey craze

I dey my hotel room like this .....make them come bust me na

NwaAmaikpe:





I concur,
Nigerian hotels are really enabling fraudster activities.

I'd tell you why.

One day, on an unscheduled visit to Essien Udim LGA , I had to sleep over in a hotel. In usual character, I asked the receptionist if I could be connected with a professional escort who could make my night worthwhile.

The mumu girl brought out her phone and began showing me photos of various ladies who were capable and ready.
I ended up choosing one very tall chick who looked a lot like Tyra Banks, from the picture, her boobs were very healthy and yansh was full-option.

As a well-trained gentleman, I paid in advance for the escort, tipped the receptionist and went back to my room.

2 hours gone, 4 cans of black Bullet down, tipsy as fvck with my preek standing like the rock of Gibraltar and there was a knock on my door.

I opened it and if not for the heels, I'd swear she was a midget.
Her body odour which could rival that of a male goat heralded her arrival.
Her legs were like yam tubers planted in the peak of harmattan and I could tell right away it was 'foam-padded bra' she had on.

I knew it was a lose-lose for me because where will I start from?
I couldn't even imagine putting my flute in her mouth to blow because her teeth were stained let alone picture her grabbing it with her bleach-burnt knuckles.
Abi is it the dry bony yansh that NwaAmaikpe will now smack?

My standing tower collapsed like the World Trade Center and I heartbrokenly sent her back.

I will later learn that I couldn't get a refund as she had been paid.

I just counted my losses and thanked the almighty for making my hands long enough to touch my preek. Because God knows that if I did not masturbate that night, I might have ended up as one of those unfortunate people that get paraded on Nairaland for unimaginable sex crimes.

So you see, some of these hotels really enable fraudulent activities.

MrBachelor:
I agree

TimeSpaceWizard:
How many will you arrest?

@550 to a dollar even a Priest is tempted.

My advise is focus on those who take money out of the system and not those who bring in the hard currencies. Not even eNaira will save the day.

There is no way you can stop fraud in a cybernetic world. You are basically just stealing from the boys who are stupid enough to live in cities instead of buying star-link satellite internet/solar panels and moving into the villages.

It is a matter of time before the villages witness revolution of cyber warlords

Proadroit:

The people arrested are not fraudsters, the current idiots in efcc cant conduct investigation. They are the same people barging into hotel of women looking for unknown men they can harass. They have no search warrant, they dont know who or what they are looking for, they only looking for men lodging in hotels.

NwaAmaikpe:





I concur,
Nigerian hotels are really enabling fraudster activities.

I'd tell you why.

One day, on an unscheduled visit to Essien Udim LGA , I had to sleep over in a hotel. In usual character, I asked the receptionist if I could be connected with a professional escort who could make my night worthwhile.

The mumu girl brought out her phone and began showing me photos of various ladies who were capable and ready.
I ended up choosing one very tall chick who looked a lot like Tyra Banks, from the picture, her boobs were very healthy and yansh was full-option.

As a well-trained gentleman, I paid in advance for the escort, tipped the receptionist and went back to my room.

2 hours gone, 4 cans of black Bullet down, tipsy as fvck with my preek standing like the rock of Gibraltar and there was a knock on my door.

I opened it and if not for the heels, I'd swear she was a midget.
Her body odour which could rival that of a male goat heralded her arrival.
Her legs were like yam tubers planted in the peak of harmattan and I could tell right away it was 'foam-padded bra' she had on.

I knew it was a lose-lose for me because where will I start from?
I couldn't even imagine putting my flute in her mouth to blow because her teeth were stained let alone picture her grabbing it with her bleach-burnt knuckles.
Abi is it the dry bony yansh that NwaAmaikpe will now smack?

My standing tower collapsed like the World Trade Center and I heartbrokenly sent her back.

I will later learn that I couldn't get a refund as she had been paid.

I just counted my losses and thanked the almighty for making my hands long enough to touch my preek. Because God knows that if I did not masturbate that night, I might have ended up as one of those unfortunate people that get paraded on Nairaland for unimaginable sex crimes.

So you see, some of these hotels really enable fraudulent activities.

hkidola00:
idiot,even interpol and FBI do burst hotels and hideouts,but as usual,as the lazy thief that u are...u will never see that...ole ole

NwaAmaikpe:





I concur,
Nigerian hotels are really enabling fraudster activities.

I'd tell you why.

One day, on an unscheduled visit to Essien Udim LGA , I had to sleep over in a hotel. In usual character, I asked the receptionist if I could be connected with a professional escort who could make my night worthwhile.

The mumu girl brought out her phone and began showing me photos of various ladies who were capable and ready.
I ended up choosing one very tall chick who looked a lot like Tyra Banks, from the picture, her boobs were very healthy and yansh was full-option.

As a well-trained gentleman, I paid in advance for the escort, tipped the receptionist and went back to my room.

2 hours gone, 4 cans of black Bullet down, tipsy as fvck with my preek standing like the rock of Gibraltar and there was a knock on my door.

I opened it and if not for the heels, I'd swear she was a midget.
Her body odour which could rival that of a male goat heralded her arrival.
Her legs were like yam tubers planted in the peak of harmattan and I could tell right away it was 'foam-padded bra' she had on.

I knew it was a lose-lose for me because where will I start from?
I couldn't even imagine putting my flute in her mouth to blow because her teeth were stained let alone picture her grabbing it with her bleach-burnt knuckles.
Abi is it the dry bony yansh that NwaAmaikpe will now smack?

My standing tower collapsed like the World Trade Center and I heartbrokenly sent her back.

I will later learn that I couldn't get a refund as she had been paid.

I just counted my losses and thanked the almighty for making my hands long enough to touch my preek. Because God knows that if I did not masturbate that night, I might have ended up as one of those unfortunate people that get paraded on Nairaland for unimaginable sex crimes.

So you see, some of these hotels really enable fraudulent activities.