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This Is How You Know A Guy Is A SIMP by Nobody: 6:16am On Sep 24, 2021
cheesy

He cries because of his woman
He fights because his woman
He spends irrationally because of a woman
He puts his woman's interests first against his own
He obliges all her financial, emotional, sexual request
He looses focus on his goals because of his woman
He travels long distance because of pussy
He abandons his social circle because of pussy
He sold his fathers house because of pussy
He abandoned his nuclear family and responsibilities because of pussy.
He gave away his last savings because of pussy.

grincheesy


Add urs...grin

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Re: This Is How You Know A Guy Is A SIMP by Sonnobax15(m): 6:18am On Sep 24, 2021
grin grin
Re: This Is How You Know A Guy Is A SIMP by endsarrrs(f): 6:21am On Sep 24, 2021
Okay ...

Re: This Is How You Know A Guy Is A SIMP by siofra(f): 7:09am On Sep 24, 2021
Aww you just described my boo. I LOVE YOU BOO kiss

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Re: This Is How You Know A Guy Is A SIMP by aycapri(m): 7:26am On Sep 24, 2021
siofra:
Aww you just described my boo. I LOVE YOU BOO kiss
for real?
Re: This Is How You Know A Guy Is A SIMP by dan9ice(m): 7:32am On Sep 24, 2021
He allow her to pack all his properties, then summon himself with this oaf quotes
"in as much there is life there is hope"
'' If money can buy it, I'll still buy it"


Apparently, he's broke. like very very very broke
Re: This Is How You Know A Guy Is A SIMP by Nobody: 8:16am On Sep 24, 2021
dan9ice:
He allow her to pack all his properties, then summon himself with this oaf quotes
"in as much there is life there is hope"
'' If money can buy it, I'll still buy it"


Apparently, he's broke. like very very very broke

cheesy
Re: This Is How You Know A Guy Is A SIMP by Nobody: 8:17am On Sep 24, 2021
siofra:
Aww you just described my boo. I LOVE YOU BOO kiss
so ur happy boo is a chronic simp
Re: This Is How You Know A Guy Is A SIMP by brosom(m): 8:18am On Sep 24, 2021
Call's his girl every now and then,

Thinks about his girl before thinking about him or others,

Tells his girl every bit of of his life, including that of his family,

Make his girls picture his screen save, shiitt I hate this a lot,

Want to know every thing his girl does so that he can assist her, oh my goodness this is Super SIMP.


All these ain't love, this is SIMPING...!!

Shiitt..!
Re: This Is How You Know A Guy Is A SIMP by Nobody: 8:19am On Sep 24, 2021
siofra:
Aww you just described my boo. I LOVE YOU BOO kiss
No wonder ur still a virgingrin
Re: This Is How You Know A Guy Is A SIMP by Deelaw(m): 9:50am On Sep 24, 2021
siofra:
Aww you just described my boo. I LOVE YOU BOO kiss

I love you too baby smiley....When are you cumin to see me again boobs ...sorry i mean boo? kiss

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