ayenale1:

I guess u ain't around ur wife or u use style to dump her somewhere...

PENNYSWAP:
one turned me to her errand boy unto say me and her enter same bus Dey via interstate travel ....

she even tell me to taste it , how’s the taste

I enjoyed though cuz she rejected like 80% of what she bought during the travel .

she gave me money to buy suya 4K, when I gave it to her , she touched it and said it’s not hot enough. I said in my mind(Aunty you are touching suya wrapped in newspapers and covered with nylon , how will you ascertain the real temperature of the suya ?) I was like , but they have cut it nah she now said she doesn’t want to eat beef again that it’s ram suya she wants to eat. Na so I collect money from her and bought ram suya 4K again , she tasted it and said pepper no dey am enough ...

Long story short , we became friends till today after that trip .

Joromi1:
My aunt made me her houseboy. She was practically handicapped even though her four limbs were and are still working. She couldn't cook or wash.

She threw up at least 6 times a day. I feared she might vomit her unborn children.

I stopped using body lotion and my favorite Hawaii bathing soap because she found them irritating/ the smell made her vomit.

She would go into a horrifying mood swing that made her a bit violent and would cuss me like I was responsible for her condition.

She would ask me to buy her ice cream and cooked corn. Hold on, that's not all. Then when I came back she would send me out again to buy her pepper soup and gala. By the time I returned she had changed her mind and would prefer amala.

To cut the long story short, after a week I left her and ran away.

NTAChannel5:
My wife took in last month and I'm experiencing hell. She would insult me and apologize immediately like say na play. Everything about her has changed especially her eating habit. She talks off point too. Like how she made me leave the football match I was watching on Saturday. Naso she go dey insult good players and praise yeye ones. Fernandes lose penalty, she said she liked how he shot the ball above the bars, that only a few players can do that. I gats leave her and bounce. Sometimes I go just sit down and be wondering if I she's the girl I married or something else is possessing her.

Ten06:
My experience was with a pregnant young lady I have not met before.

Then I was a young chap and was into smoking of cigarettes seriously.
I bought cigarette in a shop and was smoking my thing jeje when this pregnant lady approached me and started pleading with me to blow the smoke on her face. At first I was shocked.
But she continue persuading me until some ladies around heard what she was saying and joined us.

Instead of them to scold her they all started begging me to help her and blow the smoke on her face and were even telling me to concentrate on the nose. According to them, that is what she has been craving all along.

After I finished that stick she bought more for me until I became tired.

She was still pleading for me to continue before I escaped from the place

QueenVaji:


became friends because of suya
.tufia you

APOSTLEIYKE:
May God continue to bless all women.
My wife will reject all well prepared food and enjoy drinking garri with cold water. She will purposely load water inside freezer to turn them into ice block, break the ice and enjoy chewing them like candy. One day she craved for goat meat peppersoup, I prepared it and served her, only for her to drink the hot water and abandoned the meat. The journey is not easy @4children

romanterrorist:
ya just stupid

Ten06:
My experience was with a pregnant young lady I have not met before.

Then I was a young chap and was into smoking of cigarettes seriously.
I bought cigarette in a shop and was smoking my thing jeje when this pregnant lady approached me and started pleading with me to blow the smoke on her face. At first I was shocked.
But she continue persuading me until some ladies around heard what she was saying and joined us.

Instead of them to scold her they all started begging me to help her and blow the smoke on her face and were even telling me to concentrate on the nose. According to them, that is what she has been craving all along.

After I finished that stick she bought more for me until I became tired.

She was still pleading for me to continue before I escaped from the place

justified007:





Not in all cases Sir.


I am a proud father of 2 adorables and did not pass through any of this nonsense.

litaninja:
Has it occurred to you that women pregnant out of wedlock never have these demands?
Think about it.

Alaganature09:
Nah this kind news go make naijaolosho comot belle die.... because she can't be facing all this drama of carrying baby for 9 month

NaijaOlosho:


If your mama done commot you

You for dey Nairaland comment session

muller101:
Including bobrisky?

ennon92:
I'm enjoying the comments so far, I e need more....



Mine took in around July, the morning sickness was much until she went to the health center but the spitting hasn't stopped...She spits so much unless she chew sugar cane or Apple...She craves for more than enough pepper too..Apart from those aforementioned, no disturbance whatsoever atleast for now...

Just scared when she told me yesterday she saw a light spotting (brownish in color) when she woke up...Told her to go to the health center when she's off at work...

Hope all is well tho

NTAChannel5:
My wife took in last month and I'm experiencing hell. She would insult me and apologize immediately like say na play. Everything about her has changed especially her eating habit. She talks off point too. Like how she made me leave the football match I was watching on Saturday. Naso she go dey insult good players and praise yeye ones. Fernandes lose penalty, she said she liked how he shot the ball above the bars, that only a few players can do that. I gats leave her and bounce. Sometimes I go just sit down and be wondering if I she's the girl I married or something else is possessing her.

ennon92:
I'm enjoying the comments so far, I e need more....



Mine took in around July, the morning sickness was much until she went to the health center but the spitting hasn't stopped...She spits so much unless she chew sugar cane or Apple...She craves for more than enough pepper too..Apart from those aforementioned, no disturbance whatsoever atleast for now...

Just scared when she told me yesterday she saw a light spotting (brownish in color) when she woke up...Told her to go to the health center when she's off at work...

Hope all is well tho

litaninja:
Has it occurred to you that women pregnant out of wedlock never have these demands?
Think about it.

Sonnobax15:

My nephew and his wife relocated from Lagos back to Delta state about 9 months ago....And she was pregnant...The whole wahala started when she developed the attitude of constant spitting.....I couldn't take it any longer,so I had to confront my bro and told him to warn his wife to at least limit the way she spits around . Mennnnnnnn,I never knew that was even the less among her Problems...The moment she promised to limit her spitting,na then she resume work for vomiting .








Watching how my bro was fed up and frustrated,I go just dey say to myself--"oboy,so one day one day I go learn how to tolerate all these kind nonsense from one banny too

Klass99:


ROTFLMAO

I enjoyed reading this. I even read it twice

Klass99:


Lol ,
No, baby boy. I haven't changed my mind.
It is still, marriage for the companionship and sex only.
You hit me up, when you've changed yours

MeeLan:
I wanted to nack her, after Romanx, I wan insert cassava, I found out it seemed there was no hole in her puna!
She didn't belive it, I gave her a mirror to see for herself.
She asked what I think? I asked her how soon is her time?
She gave birth the following morning.

MeeLan:
I wanted to nack her, after Romanx, I wan insert cassava, I found out it seemed there was no hole in her puna!
She didn't belive it, I gave her a mirror to see for herself.
She asked what I think? I asked her how soon is her time?
She gave birth the following morning.