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The Beautiful Amazing Whistler by budaatum(op):
budaatum:
buda woke up one morning and discovered buda had acquired the amazing ability to make mouth however buda wanted and whistle. buda made mouth like this and beautiful whistle come out. buda made mouth like that beautiful whistle too. Anyhow buda made mouth beautiful whistle would come out. What an amazing power to have so suddenly acquired, buda thought.

See, this particular morning that buda woke up was a school morning where buda was one of only two black kids. I mean, buda was pretty standoutish with the very black skin already, now buda could whistle and actually call attention to buda! You must just imagine the stage that was Carleton Nursery N7 playground, buda's school mates watching and listening in awe as buda made mouth like this and buda made mouth like that as buda beautifully whistled in the playground.

"buda More! buda More!" They cheered at the amazingly suddenly acquired ability of buda to make mouth like this and make mouth like that and whistle beautifully to their adoration and cheer.

Then the bell went. Playtime over and we all went back to class. But they wouldn't stop. One stood up and said, "Miss, buda can whistle so beautifully!" Another said, "Yes Miss, you should have heard buda whistle in the playground". "buda is a bird". "Beautiful buda, Miss!"

So Miss asked proud buda to come front of class at Carleton Nursery N7 and buda made mouth like this and buda made mouth like that and buda whistled beautifully in front of Miss and the entire class for like five minutes till buda mouth started to hurt and buda's classmates clapped and cheered proud buda.

Miss, when buda finally tired and stopped making mouth like this and like that and whistling beautifully, said, "That's not whistling! That's screaming!" Then she taught us all to whistle while buda sunk in the unclothedness of emperors with no clothes.

All I can say is, it was a valuable lesson to learn at 3 years and 9 months old at Carleton Nursery N7.
Re: The Beautiful Amazing Whistler by helinues: 7:01am On Oct 07, 2021
Op, seh the blunt still remain some? I go like get high like you oo.

grin cheesy
Re: The Beautiful Amazing Whistler by budaatum(op): 6:08pm On Oct 11, 2021
helinues:
Op, seh the blunt still remain some? I go like get high like you oo.

grin cheesy
A kid stole father's cigarette to Carleton Nursery one day and stood at the back of the shed and smoked and smoked and burnt buda in hell.

It is a public warning that Smoking Kills!

The wise must learn to harvest.
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