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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Echereobiaify(m): 12:17am On Oct 08, 2021
Good morning my oga's, please are we supposed to have hacking permit? I argued with police today
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 12:21am On Oct 08, 2021
Echereobiaify:
Good morning my oga's, please are we supposed to have hacking permit? I argued with police today
try to avoid Nigeria police.
If u ever engage police people,
if u win them
u will spend money,
If they win you, you will spend money.
Best shot is to avoid them
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 12:25am On Oct 08, 2021
Echereobiaify:
Good morning my oga's, please are we supposed to have hacking permit? I argued with police today
You're not supposed to have hacking permit. You're supposed to have hackney Permit. They roped you because you admitted you were an uber/bolt driver. Lie to them next time. Reverse psychology their dumb ass. The NPF has the dumbest set of officers. They're easy to manipulate with key words and phrases.

Simply calling them by rank puts them at ease. For example, when they stop you, Hello inspector, hello corporal, hello sergeant. Makes them avoid their rubbish most times.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 12:27am On Oct 08, 2021
HarryGedges:
Hurray! Cheerfulgiver is back! Seems Baz001 is the new felicity001 grin
I'm not back yet, almost. Baz001 and felicity001 are basically 2 faces of same coin. One is dyslexic, the other covers up by trying to be funny. Same brain quotient. Works for them, obviously.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Thurmieee: 1:32am On Oct 08, 2021
Kai I missed the ant king. @Cheerfulgiver hope all is fine with you sha. I missed your subtle digs.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:36am On Oct 08, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Dumb as usual.

If I set my own standards and break my own standards, you should have no expectations of my own standards. Set yours.

Goat. I work hard, problem. I rest, problem. I set target, problem. I meet target, problem. Everything I do, you put under a microscope trying to discredit me. Fooooool! Set your own standards. You keep straining your dumbo ears to hear if I have encountered anything negative, like a sadist, so you can gleefully come to say "I said it" "it's not achieveable" "it's not sustainable".... Don't be a Bastard. Set your own targets, meet them and shut the fuck_ up. You'll wait perpetually for my downfall, I promise you.

This is my own way of being funny. I come in peace.

What happened over night, last I checked it was gentlelife50 that asked question. Why me ?

Your standard is my standard in ehailing grin

Well talking about standards
it is you that came to public forum to set standards and change narratives... I maintain it’s not sustainable and achievable.
You said easily week in week out.

- You set up ant group to learn strategies- i tried to smuggle myself in - I failed (credentials)

- you set a standard publicly of 200k weekly - I followed grin Not sustainable

- you set 1M publicly - I followed , but backed out cos I no wan die young grin

Simple question did u meet up with your own target. You are now sounding angry funny grin

We are all hustling ... I will never wish you bad or pray negative thing happen to you to proof a point.


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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by iCloud007: 7:04am On Oct 08, 2021
lol

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Crvrider: 7:24am On Oct 08, 2021
mejai:

Lol! I can't be under the tree.
The guy was to deliver an item but the trip didn't go down well with the rider( she was in an event). The rider requested and got me. As the first guy was loading the item, he asked me if I had started the trip, which I told him yes. He was trying to lecture me on how to leave it on paid waiting then activate start trip after like 15/20 mins.
I just dey look an dey laff grin



Don't mind me bro, was only just being sarcastic. My take really on this issue is that if drivers in Lagos and as far as owerri are doing this then something must be working for them.

Pearl has argued from the point of view of distance covered but failed to also factor in the fact that the app companies may have also considered that drivers may also forget to start a trip from pickup location. Its a program, so they will be alot of if...elseif to consider.

However, to ease tension on this argument, for those who drive on the bolt platform can stylishly ask and see what their response will be.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Crvrider: 7:33am On Oct 08, 2021
IFSHR:


Bolt app is the reference bro not Uber..


Fair enough. However my point still remains valid. These apps will never discard time difference between pickup point and the point the trip was started because of that singular factor...driver may not remember to start the trip at pickup point.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 7:57am On Oct 08, 2021
Crvrider:


Don't mind me bro, was only just being sarcastic. My take really on this issue is that if drivers in Lagos and as far as owerri are doing this then something must be working for them.

Pearl has argued from the point of view of distance covered but failed to also factor in the fact that the app companies may have also considered that drivers may also forget to start a trip from pickup location. Its a program, so they will be alot of if...elseif to consider.

However, to ease tension on this argument, for those who drive on the bolt platform can stylishly ask and see what their response will be.

If you click arrived at a pickup location and driver about 300meters away from than PU, bolt app automatically pops up, telling you that you've moved for more than 300meters from pickup with two options. 1) start trip. 2) waiting for rider.

If you click start trip, it'll surely factor in the distance you've covered before starting the trip.

I don't know what some people are defending.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tfsho: 9:03am On Oct 08, 2021
Morning everyone,

Firstly, how una dey make the money? Mehn! The hustle is stressful. So I started the ehailing hustle yesterday and my experience no nice at all. I picked a rider from Igando, destination banana island ikoyi.....I decided to follow map ...na so map carry me pass apongbon. As I was tryin to navigate my way back to ikoyi lastma jump in front of me under apongbon bridge within be my offence "one way" rider don day vex already say i carry am pass nonsense route she left me there as I was doing tug of war with my key ..... lass lass 5k fall out... rider carry money go...called her from that time about 11:00am till 10 pm she no send money claiming that she can't pay completely for the trip....pple pls how do u handle situations like this ? .
I eventually cum report the rider, bolt compensated with 2350 for a trip of 4700 plus I paid 5k for lastma .....I just �

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:19am On Oct 08, 2021
deedee44:

Be careful who you deal with, when it involves money some new monikers will show up from nowhere.
Deal with people that we have known here for long and still thread carefully
So in your reasoning, any moniker unknown to you is a scammer, smh. Don't tell me that your brain is too small to understand that not up to 1% of car dealers in Nigeria are on nairaland, not to talk of follow this thread.
You guys are doing a wonderful job, helping the new guys on the block, but sniffing where you're not invited is called ITK. I can't see where he said he's oblivious of the current happenings in the country
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SHOOPSYN(m): 9:20am On Oct 08, 2021
BAZ001:


What happened over night, last I checked it was gentlelife50 that asked question. Why me ?

Your standard is my standard in ehailing grin

Well talking about standards
it is you that came to public forum to set standards and change narratives... I maintain it’s not sustainable and achievable.
You said easily week in week out.

- You set up ant group to learn strategies- i tried to smuggle myself in - I failed (credentials)

- you set a standard publicly of 200k weekly - I followed grin Not sustainable

- you set 1M publicly - I followed , but backed out cos I no wan die young grin

Simple question did u meet up with your own target. You are now sounding angry funny grin

We are all hustling ... I will never wish you bad or pray negative thing happen to you to proof a point.


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grin grin please Baz001, let the AntK enjoy his vacation in peace abeg. The Man collected your wife ni. Must you always be on his neck. Really, is good to know he is fine, LazD league misses him grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:24am On Oct 08, 2021
Crvrider:


Be wise bro, some monikers i have never seen here before are appearing and offering service. Guard yourself.
So getting a good car is now about moniker; you guys are so myopic, smh sad
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by AgentXxx(m): 9:30am On Oct 08, 2021
I did the same for ikeja city mall on the 1st of October
IFSHR:


If it's toll gate at airport.....it will be added with the trip without giving breakdown, which is bad on the part of bolt ..before they give the breakdown and now they don't again.....kindly remove the 200 from your final fare....if he says otherwise tell the driver to go settle it with bolt...I will add the screenshot from such incidence, as I wrote them recently.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tunlapapa: 9:34am On Oct 08, 2021
TuCloz:
So getting a good car is now about moniker; you guys are so myopic, smh sad

Abeg comot here joh!
As if this is not naija where one has to look over his shoulders before making any transaction, making it worse is it being an online transaction.
It was on the same thread that someone was scammed for driver's licence renewal, on the same thread one scammer claimed to be a doc, so you expect people that witnessed such should just keep quiet and watch scammmers have a good day?

And by the way, he was only asked to apply caution so what's the fuss all about?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tunlapapa: 9:40am On Oct 08, 2021
TuCloz:
So getting a good car is now about moniker; you guys are so myopic, smh sad

Moreover, one needs to apply caution with a moniker like yours.
The difference in time between your last post before commenting about the said car seems suspicious.

Your last post before Oct 5th was April 2020 which calls for a concern.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davit: 9:41am On Oct 08, 2021
Exactly my thought
tunlapapa:


Abeg comot here joh!
As if this is not naija where one has to look over his shoulders before making any transaction, making it worse is it being an online transaction.
It was on the same thread that someone was scammed for driver's licence renewal, on the same thread one scammer claimed to be a doc, so you expect people that witnessed such should just keep quiet and watch scammmers have a good day?

And by the way, he was only asked to apply caution so what's the fuss all about?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:50am On Oct 08, 2021
tunlapapa:


Moreover, one needs to apply caution with a moniker like yours.
The difference in time between your last post before commenting about the said car seems suspicious.

Your last post before Oct 5th was April 2020 which calls for a concern.
Was sere, secret agent. You can go and dig up my date of birth for all I care, as a fool will do anything to justify his folly.
For the records, I am not here for the same reason as you, or to comment on posts irrelevant to me. Just that your stereotyped brain believes that the only people here are those commenting
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Crvrider: 9:52am On Oct 08, 2021
tunlapapa:


Abeg comot here joh!
As if this is not naija where one has to look over his shoulders before making any transaction, making it worse is it being an online transaction.
It was on the same thread that someone was scammed for driver's licence renewal, on the same thread one scammer claimed to be a doc, so you expect people that witnessed such should just keep quiet and watch scammmers have a good day?

And by the way, he was only asked to apply caution so what's the fuss all about?

Save your energy. If he's not a dubious character his response will be a bit civil. He should put up a link to a thread where he's carried out deals successfully and if he is new to the business, which is okay, then a subtle way to lure clients should be used instead he is here fighting.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 9:54am On Oct 08, 2021
TuCloz:
So in your reasoning, any moniker unknown to you is a scammer, smh. Don't tell me that your brain is too small to understand that not up to 1% of car dealers in Nigeria are on nairaland, not to talk of follow this thread.
You guys are doing a wonderful job, helping the new guys on the block, but sniffing where you're not invited is called ITK. I can't see where he said he's oblivious of the current happenings in the country
You sound like a foolish boy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 9:54am On Oct 08, 2021
BAZ001:


What happened over night, last I checked it was gentlelife50 that asked question. Why me ?

Your standard is my standard in ehailing grin

Nope. My standard is my standard. Set yours and stick to it.

Well talking about standards
it is you that came to public forum to set standards and change narratives... I maintain it’s not sustainable and achievable.
You said easily week in week out.

And I'll repeat it's easy, week in week out. If you kill yourself over this statement, it will still remain true after you're dead and buried. I came to public forum, I set standards, I achieved standards, I changed narratives, and because of those narratives, lives have been changed because they work more streamlined and they make more. What have you achieved on public forum except being stupidly negative, and attaching a laughing emoji to everything?

-
You set up ant group to learn strategies- i tried to smuggle myself in - I failed (credentials)
You failed cos you have no brains. No tact. Nothing. Just an 11 year old Camry that gets older, and adds mileage by the day.... You prefer to remain in a spot because you think you're comfortable. There's no credentials. Only your own stupidity and lopsidedness. If you believe you can never achieve, then you will never achieve.

I setup group for people making less than 100k. It's been an amazing success. Have you seen me asking more to join?

you set a standard publicly of 200k weekly - I followed grin Not sustainable


You're quite a fool. I have been consistently posting my weekly earnings in the range of 200k and above even when you maintain that it's unsustainable and unachievable. When you type your usual gibberish, always say it's not sustainable and achievable for your self alone. Swim in your own quagmire of stupidity and negativity alone. You followed like a headless chicken. No directions. You failed yourself, and you think because you failed, therefore I and others will fail?

Fooooool. When I set 200k weekly, did I meet it or not? If I met it, did I prove its achievable or not? Where were you then?

-
you set 1M publicly - I followed , but backed out cos I no wan die young grin

Because you're a fool and not because of something else. If you have a side hustle, stick to it or make it your main hustle. When I set 1m public target, I also mentioned it will happen in ember month... Are ember months over? You lack comprehension but you cloak it with smileys.

Simple question did u meet up with your own target. You are now sounding angry funny grin

Yes I met my own target. Did you meet yours?

We are all hustling ... I will never wish you bad or pray negative thing happen to you to proof a point.

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You do that everyday and it has had no effect whatsoever. Stick to remaining the foolish clown that you are and don't mix it with serious life changing stuff.

If I take a vacation it's because I need to. I've broken all shackles. You are the same idiot that will keep mute when I resume working, and resume posting 200k a week.

I no dey house. I come in peace as usual. You can see I'm smiling grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin



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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 9:56am On Oct 08, 2021
tunlapapa:


Abeg comot here joh!
As if this is not naija where one has to look over his shoulders before making any transaction, making it worse is it being an online transaction.
It was on the same thread that someone was scammed for driver's licence renewal, on the same thread one scammer claimed to be a doc, so you expect people that witnessed such should just keep quiet and watch scammmers have a good day?

And by the way, he was only asked to apply caution so what's the fuss all about?
You have time to spend replying the mumu, some people are not worth more than my 10 secs lol

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 9:58am On Oct 08, 2021
donfortune48:


Let me drop my own while I wait for the real hustlers to come through for me with the right motivation/dashboard.

September was good though.

You can't come and kee yasef grin

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davidwemby: 10:00am On Oct 08, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
You're not supposed to have hacking permit. You're supposed to have hackney Permit. They roped you because you admitted you were an uber/bolt driver. Lie to them next time. Reverse psychology their dumb ass. The NPF has the dumbest set of officers. They're easy to manipulate with key words and phrases.

Simply calling them by rank puts them at ease. For example, when they stop you, Hello inspector, hello corporal, hello sergeant. Makes them avoid their rubbish most times.

My modus operandi..
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tunlapapa: 10:12am On Oct 08, 2021
deedee44:

You have time to spend replying the mumu, some people are not worth more than my 10 secs lol

It's better to create more awareness before someone else here gets scammed.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 10:19am On Oct 08, 2021
BAZ001:


Here we go again you want to start shifting go post like that our bill gate uncle.


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You quoted CheerfulGiver post and did all the calculations/mathematics. I asked how you arrived at your conclusion based on the two dashboards (CheerfulGiver & XGhost) that was posted. Now you are saying it’s your dashboard. Okay ooh
Even me a lazy driver who doesn’t drive on sunday’s made more money than XGhost this month.
Everywhere stew,
Bolt dashing bonus everyday, even if u do 6 trips in 6hrs they will make sure u have 15k c’mon.

Baba don’t let’s use last month as basis.
If August stew like July and bolt continues dishing out bonuses, ONLY THEN will I agree that it’s easy and hustle has changed but for now, Taaaaarrrr


Same 2 face idiot. August came and went, no one heard from him. A dumbfuck.

I only pity people taking you serious. Tuuueh

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 10:20am On Oct 08, 2021
davidwemby:


My modus operandi..
It disarms them, makes them more human and reasonable.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 10:34am On Oct 08, 2021
July 27... The day I set target for ember months... One gif bandit is asking me if I met my target after September.... A Stup.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 10:54am On Oct 08, 2021
Tfsho:
Morning everyone,

Firstly, how una dey make the money? Mehn! The hustle is stressful. So I started the ehailing hustle yesterday and my experience no nice at all. I picked a rider from Igando, destination banana island ikoyi.....I decided to follow map ...na so map carry me pass apongbon. As I was tryin to navigate my way back to ikoyi lastma jump in front of me under apongbon bridge within be my offence "one way" rider don day vex already say i carry am pass nonsense route she left me there as I was doing tug of war with my key ..... lass lass 5k fall out... rider carry money go...called her from that time about 11:00am till 10 pm she no send money claiming that she can't pay completely for the trip....pple pls how do u handle situations like this ? .
I eventually cum report the rider, bolt compensated with 2350 for a trip of 4700 plus I paid 5k for lastma .....I just �

So sorry for your ordeal.

The easiest way to survive as a newbie is to make your riders feel in charge.

Let them know that the trip is your first.

Or you can tell them that you just relocated to Lagos, and you have never been to their location before

Or just tell them that you really don't trust the map, and if they would be okay with its suggestions

Don't worry. Everybody here has had bad days. It will surely pass.

Kpele grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Slickleo: 11:14am On Oct 08, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
You're not supposed to have hacking permit. You're supposed to have hackney Permit. They roped you because you admitted you were an uber/bolt driver. Lie to them next time. Reverse psychology their dumb ass. The NPF has the dumbest set of officers. They're easy to manipulate with key words and phrases.

Simply calling them by rank puts them at ease. For example, when they stop you, Hello inspector, hello corporal, hello sergeant. Makes them avoid their rubbish most times.
Cheerful
1, hw do we knw there rank?
2, I use fuel 7k from Lagos to anambra car is 1.6l ford

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:20am On Oct 08, 2021
CheerfulGiver:


Nope. My standard is my standard. Set yours and stick to it.



And I'll repeat it's easy, week in week out. If you kill yourself over this statement, it will still remain true after you're dead and buried. I came to public forum, I set standards, I achieved standards, I changed narratives, and because of those narratives, lives have been changed because they work more streamlined and they make more. What have you achieved on public forum except being stupidly negative, and attaching a laughing emoji to everything?

-
You failed cos you have no brains. No tact. Nothing. Just an 11 year old Camry that gets older, and adds mileage by the day.... You prefer to remain in a spot because you think you're comfortable. There's no credentials. Only your own stupidity and lopsidedness. If you believe you can never achieve, then you will never achieve.

I setup group for people making less than 100k. It's been an amazing success. Have you seen me asking more to join?




You're quite a fool. I have been consistently posting my weekly earnings in the range of 200k and above even when you maintain that it's unsustainable and unachievable. When you type your usual gibberish, always say it's not sustainable and achievable for your self alone. Swim in your own quagmire of stupidity and negativity alone. You followed like a headless chicken. No directions. You failed yourself, and you think because you failed, therefore I and others will fail?

Fooooool. When I set 200k weekly, did I meet it or not? If I met it, did I prove its achievable or not? Where were you then?

-

Because you're a fool and not because of something else. If you have a side hustle, stick to it or make it your main hustle. When I set 1m public target, I also mentioned it will happen in ember month... Are ember months over? You lack comprehension but you cloak it with smileys.



Yes I met my own target. Did you meet yours?

You do that everyday and it has had no effect whatsoever. Stick to remaining the foolish clown that you are and don't mix it with serious life changing stuff.

If I take a vacation it's because I need to. I've broken all shackles. You are the same idiot that will keep mute when I resume working, and resume posting 200k a week.

I no dey house. I come in peace as usual. You can see I'm smiling grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin


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All this long epistle ko necessary nau.
Just shut me up with ur dashboard.
Which kind revolution be dis, we are d ones now begging u to post dashboards?

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