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greenie77:
Though it never was but I believe presently it has transition more into inappropriate conducts not discounting the reality that even decades ago some of those Uncles got physically sexual with the minors they called my wife but was under reported or hushed by the families involved.

mariahAngel:
It always starts with my wife. That is how agbayas slowly penetrate the minds of innocent pretty little girls.

Munzy14:
So i macha way ha...

mariahAngel:
Ehen na!

I had quite a number of them who addressed me as such when I was a little girl.
They mostly make you feel more special than the other kids.
Little girls love attention.

Munzy14:

You didn't have those that addresses you as nwunye nwa m..

It is normal atimes to be addressed as such, but becomes a problem when they start coming closer to touch and carry the little girl.

It cuts across both genders sha...many guys were violated while growing up...I know this for sure.

mariahAngel:
Mostly ndi mma.

Munzy14:
That's nice..

O wu ndi Igbo anyi bi na lagos, ka o wu ndi nke no na village na kpo gi nwunye nwa m..

Probably you have a mummy mummy vibe around you offline that will make ndi mama i kpo gi nwunye nwa ha.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahahahaha

Awuni’m deputy mum.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahahahaha

Awuni’m deputy mum.

mariahAngel:
Ehen na!

I had quite a number of them who addressed me as such when I was a little girl.
They mostly make you feel more special than the other kids.
Little girls love attention.

crackhaus:
ALL females love attention.

Munzy14:
Okwa nu ya...

That was how my momsy's elder sis married sha, nwunye nwa m nwunye nwa m, di ya eto, kpata ego bia luru ya o..

And o ya wu deputy mma ha ... mma m si ihe o na apia ha eeh..

Pavore9:
Mbano on point!

Mindlog:
Na waste of time!

From being the godfather, from being the mother's boyfriend and now the goddaughter's husband.....man is wearing many hats.

mariahAngel:
The last part made me laugh ehn...

Mgbe uwa wu uwa, nsopuru nukwanu.
Ya wuru ugbuo ehn... Umuaka nowadays achawala anya

Munzy14:
Hehehehe...My Dad was telling us how his elder brother used to slap nonsense out of him if he messes up...

Udi ochi m chiri that day eeh...

Nke mma m wunu na owu agu nwaanyi...

And they had only one son, ya nwa dizi ka second imaginary nwoke n'ulo ha..As 3rd daughter, nani ya na a challenge adanne ha...

My parents wu cha ndi stubborn head in their respective homes when growing up..

It is fun listening to them tell their stories...

Ka m gather wa nke m ga akoro umu m..

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahaha

Parents and their never ending stories.

Munzy14:
As in eeh...Ones dey start, mu eripu...I no dey like prolong talks that won't show me how to double one naira...

Nke mpa m ka njo...Onye ahu di ready i kowa chi ejie...The worst wu nke aga ko gide, ya ba ba gear5 ha si hapu cha, unu ka la wu umuaka..

Ha enwehu ike ikweta na umu ha etoola.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahaha

It reminds me of my mum. If she has stories to tell ehn, I better be ready to give her my attention for as long as necessary. Otherwise, she go carry face for me.

Munzy14:


Iwu deputy ya na...Na ihe n'ile.

No matter what i ga wugide gist partner ya.. Agbata hu ya na oso..

Even in your matrimonial home, ya guru ya kpoo gi ka o mara how far..

Mpa m ji eme m ya, mana mgbe ufodu mu eshi ya mgbakashi ahu, ya gbalaga.. especially ma ya ba na akuko akoro before..lol.

As for my mom, onye nke ahu wu if you deny her gist, nsogbu...O ga afuya eeh..

mariahAngel:
Ya nwehala akuko ehn, she won't rest until she has called, then after the whole long gist, she'll say akwa I kpofushiala credit m? Ngwa shitere nu'm credit.
If you listen nsogbu, if you don't nsogbu.







I wonder what it's like for her not having a daughter.
You guys probably made her talk too much.

Munzy14:
Hehehe mothers ma nu otu eshi a task umu ha...ezigbote gi zitere ya credit..And na she call o..
Ndi mma nile wucha ofu o.

She is fine with it na...o wu nu natural stuff..lol
But she dey gist us if need be...Owu hu cha onye akuko like that...Mpa m wu her only friend aside us..
Anyi kpasuo ya iwe, ya saa ahu nnuo tea laba...si anyi onye owula choro ihe o ga eshiri rie...
Growing up was fun.

Mana ugbu a, anyi bia ya yowa ka anyi rie nri..
Especially last born..
Onye nkw ahu is living on his own sef..maka errands, ya gbafuo ga choro ulo biri..

But, during festive seasons he spoils her with fun and taking out for shopping ...bribe...lmao

It is fine with her..ya wuru m my dream is first m wuru nwaanyi, ya lekota ndi nwoke abuo ma owu ato..

Mana otu owula chukwu jiri choo..I will love it as well..

mariahAngel:
Ike gwuru.



Tough love.
O nwekwara obi o.
If you want to hurt mum, don’t eat.


Chotakwaranu ya nwunye ahu ya na ya ga ma o, if not ehn...



Ebu’m n’uche gi g’emezu.

Munzy14:
Hehehehe onye ga aju nri ya ewute mma m wu di ya.

As for anyi nwa, o gbasara anyi..

O Lee onye I si anyi chotara nwunye?

Amen...

mariahAngel:
Mma gi nu.

I ma na she's used to you guys giving her attention, so o ndi nwunye nwa who wouldn't feel threatened by that ga amashi ya.

Munzy14:
Lol..She will definitely respect the boundaries...


Wife is different from mma...They two have their special places in the heart of everyman.

E ji m a tasuru ya ma ya mee m ihe ndi mma na..
Maka na i bido n'oge control wa ya, o ga eme m luo Nwaanyi o ga ahu awuru ha nsogbu..

Both my grannies never disturbed any of their kids..So she probably learnt from them.

Grand children a guwala ya sha on code...mana o ga chere godi ka buharia buaricha bufere....I have bigger plans to settle them down..tupu ma ebido nke m..So that onye owula ga noro onwe ya no disturbance.

E ji hu m privacy egwuriegwu...And wouldn't want small thing enye wa mu na nwunye m nsogbu..

I was with an elderly man this evening, ya wuru na ya na nwa ya nwaanyi na ekwu na phone..Guy man ji idea ana nwa ya ego..Ndi mpa na umu ha Nwaanyi wu eeh... I can't wait..Sha

mariahAngel:
Of course, she will. Mana mgbe ufodu, ndi umu nwoke luhaala nwaanyi ohuru, they get carried away.
Remember that mothers also love attention from their children. Not just their husbands.
Gi choo ka obi añuri na a kpa ha mgbe owula, that short call will go a long way.





O ditu mma otu ahu sha.


My mum would say Buhari e bughariala Naijiria.



Werekwa ya nwayo. Owudikwa nani gi nwe onwe gi.


Ndidi.

Munzy14:
Hahaha...okwaya?

Mana o wu hu nwoke n'ile o..

Yes the call does a lot...In my 100level...My call logs everyday wu, My gf then, na mma m...Mpa m wu twice in a month..

At a time if my phone rings mgbe ahu , my friends will say my mom ma owu my babe name... ike gwuru o.

E ji m ya nwaayo o...Private time wunu oge m ji a piko uche business and solutions, plus cool time with wify na...

O di ka mgbe m gara getaway na..

mariahAngel:
Na so!
Ha gaa a gwa unu a gwa, unu o ga a mata?
I’m just telling you from a female perspective, ka I buru ya n’obi. Maka adi ama-ama.



E chetala’m mgbe nwanne’m nke ishi bara school.
My mum saw him off to the bus park, stood there till they loaded, and the bus was out of sight.
Gi hu ya eshi ahu ehn, chai! Ya dichaa weak.
She just came home and went straight to bed. Ebere m mere ya eshi ahu.



Ngwanu.

ebexofficial:
The man has been chopping her coddedly and now he wants her all to himself.
Bad man