confusedworld17:
I picked up one Pino Pino from Bera estate. The rider's dressing was so revealing that she was very uncomfortable anytime I looked at the passenger's side mirror, she would just be adjusting her dress as if na her I dey look.
On lekke/epe express, I noticed that those security guys didn't close my boot well. So I had to pull over to close it very well and then hurriedly got back into my car.

After driving for some seconds, noticed that due to the hurry, I wasn't sitting comfortable... I was some how pressing my balls. I tried to adjust but no way, the thing don dey pain me small small.

To free my self, I go need put my hand inside my trouser to adjust my "ngwo ngwo". Ha! this rider that was already thinking that I was looking at her, what would she now think if she saw me put my hand in my trouser ?

Anytime she looked the other way, I go wan quickly adjust, but then she would turn again and be looking forward.

My break through came at one of the traffic lights, where she wanted to buy gum, I said to my self that this is the perfect time to do it. While she was talking to the guy selling gum, as I was about to adjust my things, na so she turn to ask me to borrow her money, na so my hand just freeze for air. Immediately she face the shewing gum guy, I put hand free my self.
Inside me I said "What a ride!"

Crvrider:


Would love to meet you in person, albeit not for any sinister reason just that you seem to me like you're quite intelligent.

Who is intelligent?

Person wey dull pass anything wey you know.

Pearl1910:


Lolz...table has turned o.
Except you calculated the wait time and refunded the Rider, then, u committed fraud.
Frankly, I don't believe u forgot to start your trip, this was an intentional act for whatever reason, Or do u feel ur fare was fair, correct and accurate??

izzou:


Who is intelligent?

Person wey dull pass anything wey you know.

izzou:


Who is intelligent?

Person wey dull pass anything wey you know.

pocohantas:
The other day at Ikeja, we started this Uber Vs Bolt topic and you know who won.

Next thing one girl says, “I usually give them 1 or 2 stars. It was only one that annoyed me so much, I used the annoyance to give him 5star”

There was a little silence. Then she was asked to explain. Turns out this lady thinks 1 is the highest and 5 is the lowest. Lmao.

Another lady said Bolt drivers rarely help with her luggage. She said the other day she was struggling with big boxes while he sat in his car changing music. Her mother had to ask him if he couldn't see her. He came down, closed his boot, got back into the car and zoomed off.

I say nawa o. Felicity dey on im own this babe go order im ride . Because e sure me say Baz and Ifebarbie no fit wicked like that. Babitraute na model driver, he would have helped. Last last they go give am 1 star thinking it is the highest.

Pearl1910:


Lolz...abeg o
Where man dey work, na there him dey schop...na why dey call am "Workshop"

Prices are okay overall, whether he will get d genuine parts and do d job well, should be d main concern. The difference will not be a problem when u r happy with the results.

My question is why putting connecting rode price when he has costed for crancksahft couple back. And Oil filter is too pricey for a 7,500 oil.

geezyk:
Can happen to anyone though.

izzou:


Who is intelligent?

Person wey dull pass anything wey you know.

pocohantas:
The other day at Ikeja, we started this Uber Vs Bolt topic and you know who won.

Next thing one girl says, “I usually give them 1 or 2 stars. It was only one that annoyed me so much, I used the annoyance to give him 5star”

Another lady said Bolt drivers rarely help with her luggage. She said the other day she was struggling with big boxes while he sat in his car changing music. Her mother had to ask him if he couldn't see her. He came down, closed his boot, got back into the car and zoomed off.

I say nawa o. Felicity dey on im own this babe go order im ride . Because e sure me say Baz and Ifebarbie no fit wicked like that. Babitraute na model driver, he would have helped. Last last they go give am 1 star thinking it is the highest.

Chai! Chai!! Chai!!!

I'm very sure the guy is Felicity001, cos one of im clients for Kay farm Iju don play me him hoodlum blues

Baz0001, see what you caused for Barbiturate

Chai!

radautoworks:
which engine oil sef be 7,300 nowadays

kanuisagoat:


Once people are paying you for a service, they are unnecessarily entitled.

Helping riders carry their luggage is at the discretion of the driver. If he wants to fine, if he doesn't also fine. He's not under any compulsion to help.

The funny thing is, most drivers start out really nice and courteous then you start meeting all manner of people and you just tell yourself that these people are not worth it.

I've had a rider tell me to come down and open her gate that they don't have a security man and anyone driving in has to open the gate himself.

I've had another tell me I'm an ordinary driver and not on her level and can't be talking to her.

You'll understand why the driver drove off. When in that kind of mood, you will have to either put it yourself or look for another driver. After all, I didn't help you bring it from your house. Put it it in the trunk same way you brought it to the vehicle.

Chai!

Crvrider:


Izzou, why e be say anytime person make compliment go where poco dey, chair no dey gree you sit down. But come to think of it, are you saying na relaxer full her brain.

Relaxer better na

Na empty gala nylon full am

Gentlelife50:

Na normal thing nau, most of these our ladies are just dumb.
Giving 1star when she meant to rate the person high and bolt won't bother to give them orientation.
Slaying on empty heads, but always claiming champion.
They will order ride and be asking your name or where are you, when everything is on the app.
Some will input wrong address as pick up points and be shouting follow the map, like some don't even know that the GPS will automatically pick thier location they will put Chevy view estate for instance and expect you to get to where they are.
Make I stop here for now

izzou:




Relaxer better na

Na empty gala nylon full am

Pearl1910:


Lolz...table has turned o.
Except you calculated the wait time and refunded the Rider, then, u committed fraud.
Frankly, I don't believe u forgot to start your trip, this was an intentional act for whatever reason, Or do u feel ur fare was fair, correct and accurate??

tojahh:


Young man... Why would you feel that is an act of fraud? Do you not think it may even be my own card in my own ride?

Bro we are nothing but....

davit:
You just spoke my mind about these slaying bimbos. Nothing upstairs aside from the dick.

izzou:




Relaxer better na

Na empty gala nylon full am

Gentlelife50:

Lol, I just left novare mall.
I was at that bar downloading some things, see how they were just parading themselves.
Ladies scantily dressed all over the place, it's as if every Girl is now into prostitution.
No shame again.

Pearl1910:


Haaaa...abajo
"Your own card in your own ride..." No do make i laff abeg. U guys really think all drivers are numbskulls, give me one reason that this can even be remotely true. Why on earth will u request yourself on "card" and do an almost 6k trip, and dash bolt 1k plus in commission. Don't tell me it's to pay owed commission. Cos I know u r smarter than that. Why una decide to fall hands today, u and Tunlapapa...why?

izzou:


Who is intelligent?

Person wey dull pass anything wey you know.

mrjaydee:
Good day my people, please can someone help me verify this?

My mechanic gave me this list to repair a friend's 05 corrolla.

Good morning bros
*Crankshaft couple back#85k
*Oil pump #12k
*Corn rod #3k
*Filter net #4k
*Engine oil #7,300
*Oil filter#2,500
*Gum#1k
*Fuel#2k
*Labour#15k
*Total#131,800k*

Cc dmechy,gazzuzz, blackbishop, radautoworks, feli, bazoo, pearl, cheerfulgiver, and co.

davit:
Guys as I type this I'm waiting for a rider at D View Hotel in phase1. Rider made request some mins to 12. She wanted more time. Na so her man order me bottles of Heineken with a plate of chicken.
Trip is on 1.9 and na my street she dey go.
Will update tomorrow.

davit:
The kind eyes I dey take look any girl scantily dressed the days!

Gentlelife50:

Na normal thing nau, most of these our ladies are just dumb.
Giving 1star when she meant to rate the person high and bolt won't bother to give them orientation.
Slaying on empty heads, but always claiming champion.
They will order ride and be asking your name or where are you, when everything is on the app.
Some will input wrong address as pick up points and be shouting follow the map, like some don't even know that the GPS will automatically pick thier location they will put Chevy view estate for instance and expect you to get to where they are.
Make I stop here for now

tojahh:
.

You should learn to focus on what is within your knowledge sir.