₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:





For me, the main reason I go to church is to seduce the pastor's wife.

Pastor's wives are the most randy and it's a shame for them that they have to conform to their husbands' selfish decisions to act as saints so as to make a living.

These pastors' wives are sexually neglected by their husbands who are either too weak from praying and fasting or too distracted from shagging choristers or other men's wives who began emotional affairs with them from counseling.

Lastly, with the amount of news of pastors sexually exploiting people, I now consider myself a vigilante with a mandate of bringing instant judgement on pastors by shagging their wives.
I consider it as restitution for their victims.

NaijaSatanlst:
If you want to get scammed, go to a Nigerian church

specialmati:
Jesus death for the world is not a joke if you think its by good deeds to humanity.the natural man is already condemned unless a man is born again accepting Jesus as his personal saviour.you dont go to church but you go to work hmmm.you are now more great to compare with David them Solomon them that build the temple for God.you can't call Gods church business house and say you know how to worship God please check the god you are worshiping. Jesus went to church so who are we not to.but look for a church that preach the gospel that transform life.and know that the command of God through Jesus is to go and win the lost souls bringing them into Gods own kingdom. Shalom

MrNipplesLover:
Smiles....

Churches and mosques are business houses, na business men be una pastors/Alfas.

I don't go to worship houses cos God is everywhere, and He (God) doesn't say 'go to church/Mosque and call me, I will answer u', He says "call me, and I will answer u..." (Jeremiah 33:3).

If I like, I fit turn my bedroom to my own church/mosque, na God I have business with, not the business men - pastors/Alfas.


Stay blessed, bro.

specialmati:
ok I get so what happens to the gathering of Gods children. You think the family of God is in isolation. No one can serve God in isolation if not Jesus wouldn't have died.Gods kingdom is a family .and you know what family is made of.join Gods family.our father which at in heaven means we are many.if Jesus was in isolation when he was in the world Christianity wouldn't have been a reality. Beside remember there are two family to belong to ,the family of God or of satan .no isolation bro.you have to identify with the family you belong to.Shalom great week to you

PARADIZEPRIEST:
GO TO CHURCH TO STRENGTHEN ONE ANOTHER IN FAITH,TO HELP ONE ANOTHER.
THE CHUCH IS A HOLY PLACE/SANTUARY OF SPIRITUAL DEVELOPMENT BY PREACHER LEADING BY EXAMPLE OF MEEKNESS,MODERATION,CONCERN FOR THE WELFARE OF HIS FLOCKS WITH HEART OF COMPASSION. IN THE CHURCH IF YOUR BRETHEREN IS WEAK IN FAITH YOU HELP HIM OR HER TO BE STRENTHENED,MANY SUICIDES HAVE BEEN AVERTED BY THIS ACTS OF COMPASSIONATE SUPPORT;
WHEN YOU SEE THAT YA BRETHREN IS HUNGRY YOU FEED THEM AS YOU SINCERELY KNOW YOU HAVE MORE TO SPARE;
IF HE IS HOMELESS YOU HELP HIS SHELTER;IF NAKED YOU DASH HIM ONE OF YOUR CLOTH. MANY ARE SUCH TODAY THAT IS TEST FOR YOU WHO CALLS YOURSELVES CHRISTIANS AND LIVING LAVISHLY OF WHICH YOU ARE OPPORTUNED TO DO THESE COMMAND OF OUR PRECIOUS LORD JESUS CHRIST FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
THAT IS THE ESSENCE OF CHURCH GATHERING A PLACE OF REFUGE,MEDITATION AND SOLACE.THE HOLY SCRIPTURE SAY:DO NOT FORSAKE THE ASSEMBLING OF THE BRETHEN...

BUT SADLY MANY OF YOUR SELFISH YOUTH PASTORS HAS TURNED CHURCHES TO PLACES OF ExTORTION. THESE HYPOCRITE PASTORS AND exTORTIONISTS ARE HEAPING UP RICHES VIA MANIPULATIVE TEACHINGS TO LIVE LARGE ON THEIR IGNORANT CONGREGATION STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE,THIS GOES ON WITHOUT QUESTIONING.IT'S A PITY IN THIS ERA OF ENLIGHTENMENT.
IT IS STILL SAME PPL THAT GO TO CHURCH,THAT ALSO WORK IN MINISTRIES AND BUSINESS COMPANIES.SO, IF THE CHURCH IS PRACTICED SINCERELY TO MOULD PPL MINDS TO DO GOOD,THE SOCIETY/NATION WILL ENJOY SANITY OF LEADERS DOING GOOD WITH HONESTY , INTEGRITY AND GOOD CONSCIENCE.THE MINDS OF BLACK AFRICANS ARE BLACK THAT IS WHY AFRICA IS BACKWARD AND IN DARKNESS AWAY FR CIVILIZATION.GOD HELP AFRICANS.

PARADIZEPRIEST:
GO TO CHURCH TO STRENGTHEN ONE ANOTHER IN FAITH,TO HELP ONE ANOTHER.
THE CHUCH IS A HOLY PLACE/SANTUARY OF SPIRITUAL DEVELOPMENT BY PREACHER LEADING BY EXAMPLE OF MEEKNESS,MODERATION,CONCERN FOR THE WELFARE OF HIS FLOCKS WITH HEART OF COMPASSION. IN THE CHURCH IF YOUR BRETHEREN IS WEAK IN FAITH YOU HELP HIM OR HER TO BE STRENTHENED,MANY SUICIDES HAVE BEEN AVERTED BY THIS ACTS OF COMPASSIONATE SUPPORT;
WHEN YOU SEE THAT YA BRETHREN IS HUNGRY YOU FEED THEM AS YOU SINCERELY KNOW YOU HAVE MORE TO SPARE;
IF HE IS HOMELESS YOU HELP HIS SHELTER;IF NAKED YOU DASH HIM ONE OF YOUR CLOTH. MANY ARE SUCH TODAY THAT IS TEST FOR YOU WHO CALLS YOURSELVES CHRISTIANS AND LIVING LAVISHLY OF WHICH YOU ARE OPPORTUNED TO DO THESE COMMAND OF OUR PRECIOUS LORD JESUS CHRIST FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
THAT IS THE ESSENCE OF CHURCH GATHERING A PLACE OF REFUGE,MEDITATION AND SOLACE.THE HOLY SCRIPTURE SAY:DO NOT FORSAKE THE ASSEMBLING OF THE BRETHEN...
BUT SADLY MANY OF YOUR SELFISH YOUTH PASTORS HAS TURNED CHURCHES TO PLACES OF ExTORTION. THESE HYPOCRITE PASTORS AND exTORTIONISTS ARE HEAPING UP RICHES VIA MANIPULATIVE TEACHINGS TO LIVE LARGE ON THEIR IGNORANT CONGREGATION STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE,THIS GOES ON WITHOUT QUESTIONING.IT'S A PITY IN THIS ERA OF ENLIGHTENMENT.
IT IS STILL SAME PPL THAT GO TO CHURCH,THAT ALSO WORK IN MINISTRIES AND BUSINESS COMPANIES.SO, IF THE CHURCH IS PRACTICED SINCERELY TO MOULD PPL MINDS TO DO GOOD,THE SOCIETY/NATION WILL ENJOY SANITY OF LEADERS DOING GOOD WITH HONESTY , INTEGRITY AND GOOD CONSCIENCE.THE MINDS OF BLACK AFRICANS ARE BLACK THAT IS WHY AFRICA IS BACKWARD AND IN DARKNESS AWAY FR CIVILIZATION.GOD HELP AFRICANS.