₦airaland Forum

NwaIgboBoy:
I wish we would turn back time to the good old days when u have to put a ring on her finger before requesting for doggy style

NwaAmaikpe:



This is symbolic and only the wise can decipher it.
There's grass, there's a woman standing in it's midst and there's an unhappy man.
The only thing that comes to mind is a hoe.

The poor man has just found out that his wife is a hoe, so before he finally weeds her out of his life, he wants her to stand beside her fellow weeds so the world will see how unlucky he was to have ended up with thrash instead of a treasure.

NwaAmaikpe:



This is symbolic and only the wise can decipher it.
There's grass, there's a woman standing in it's midst and there's an unhappy man.
The only thing that comes to mind is a hoe.

The poor man has just found out that his wife is a hoe, so before he finally weeds her out of his life, he wants her to stand beside her fellow weeds so the world will see how unlucky he was to have ended up with thrash instead of a treasure.

Preciousgirl:
Me,

Bushy

placeofallure:
Awon irunmole. Aro igba aso ma bale.

Opake olake alagogo ide

Awon iya mi abiye laba laba

Awon osa eleye to ti isalu orun wa sode aye.

Iba ooooo

Thunder fire you!

GrandFinale2021:
speak in English illiterate

placeofallure:
I can tutor you in English you know. Check my antecedents. I can make a few coins off you.

GrandFinale2021:
typical Yoruba village woman.
Even your written English already exposes you as someone who hasn't seen the four walls of a school.

placeofallure:
I know what the problem is, it's not in the English. It's in my being Yoruba. Though I'm not exactly Yoruba but I'll be happy to be one over and over again.

Odabo!

GrandFinale2021:
Which tribe are you from and how were you able to type so fluently in yoruba?

placeofallure:
You've never heard about anyone being multilingual? I'm a northerner. From the north central actually.

GrandFinale2021:
wow so you're a middle Beltan?
Culture seems to be my forte so you'll teach me your culture.
The mail attached to his account of mine isn't active.
Can you drop your mail address so I could message you directly?

placeofallure:
I am a married woman

GrandFinale2021:
and how does that concern this?

vannessa7:
Evergreen love, we flourish together forever

Echowas:
How you doing

placeofallure:
E ma binu sir. A ni ka so fun yin ni.

GrandFinale2021:
Hi dear been a while.
just checking up on you

placeofallure:
Thank you.. How do you do too?

Powerforyouth:
This is must be in Kenya

Nonexisting1:
E no go pass Kenya or Uganda. Their mumu tie wrapper.