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"Thank you for 36. I will never forget this year. It’s time for 37. God. Me. Family. A few good men.
Welcome to my year of abundance
Happy birthday to me."

SmellySperm:
3 more years to go. If you know you know

siofra:
What will happen

At 40 she'll still look younger than you did at 15.

ethicallyright:
I don't use a profile picture on my WhatsApp.

I got a professional message from a beauty queen who needed my physical presence to discuss a project. She was referred by one of my clients.

When I arrived at her office, she cut in at least 5 times to admire my handsomeness. She asked me why I didn't use a WhatsApp profile picture as it would definitely attract a lot of girls.

I told her I wanted clients not female admirers.

Considering Miss Makinwa's Birthday Post on Instagram, I am going to give you two pieces of advice:

1. There's no need to edit your picture when you are not fine. I've seen the OAP (Toke Makinwa) physically and she's nothing close to those pictures. Her skin isn't that clear (She's brilliant and kind-hearted)
This is because when people meet you physically, they will be disappointed.

Be like me who makes ladies expect to see an average looking boy until they physically see a gentleman with a perfectly curved face they can't take their gaze off.

2. When a professional publishes more pictures than information about his/her job. She is an olosho or brolosho.


Now, you have an idea of who the birthday girl is

sammybest889:
***TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN*********

So this anti don enter 37 she still de ball

Any way "HAPPY BUYDAY"

Na DAT ur last pic I still de look weather d future go clear

Beckysexy:
Honestly, before opening this thread I knew I would see loads of insults and trolling. So, I'm not surprised.


Happy birthday dear.

Don't mind those frustrated Nairaland boys.
Keep balling and enjoy yourself.

ethicallyright:
I don't use a profile picture on my WhatsApp.

I got a professional message from a beauty queen who needed my physical presence to discuss a project. She was referred by one of my clients.

When I arrived at her office, she cut in at least 5 times to admire my handsomeness. She asked me why I didn't use a WhatsApp profile picture as it would definitely attract a lot of girls.

I told her I wanted clients not female admirers.

Considering Miss Makinwa's Birthday Post on Instagram, I am going to give you two pieces of advice:

1. There's no need to edit your picture when you are not fine. I've seen the OAP (Toke Makinwa) physically and she's nothing close to those pictures. Her skin isn't that clear (She's brilliant and kind-hearted)
This is because when people meet you physically, they will be disappointed.

Be like me who makes ladies expect to see an average looking boy until they physically see a gentleman with a perfectly curved face they can't take their gaze off.

2. When a professional publishes more pictures than information about his/her job. She is an olosho or brolosho.


Now, you have an idea of who the birthday girl is

siofra:
What will happen

At 40 she'll still look younger than you did at 15.