ethicallyright:
I don't use a profile picture on my WhatsApp.


When I arrived at her office, she cut in at least 5 times to admire my handsomeness


Be like me who makes ladies expect to see an average looking boy until they physically see a gentleman with a perfectly curved face they can't take their gaze off.

placeofallure:


Have you heard anything about Vintage wines? The older, the better.
Some kpekus, the older, the sweeter.
Some badt boys know this already

Beckysexy:
Honestly, before opening this thread I knew I would see loads of insults and trolling. So, I'm not surprised.


Happy birthday dear.

Don't mind those frustrated Nairaland boys.
Keep balling and enjoy yourself.

ethicallyright:


OMG !

I'm blushing right now. Sweet lollipop took her precious time to reply my awesome comment.

I'll screenshot it and look at it whenever I'm depressed.

This is the happiest day of my life yet.

Thank you so much for mentioning me.

Finnese001:
And no husband yet


Midnight newspaper





E go soon clear for her eyes

ethicallyright:
I don't use a profile picture on my WhatsApp.

I got a professional message from a beauty queen who needed my physical presence to discuss a project. She was referred by one of my clients.

When I arrived at her office, she cut in at least 5 times to admire my handsomeness. She asked me why I didn't use a WhatsApp profile picture as it would definitely attract a lot of girls.

I told her I wanted clients not female admirers.

Considering Miss Makinwa's Birthday Post on Instagram, I am going to give you two pieces of advice:

1. There's no need to edit your picture when you are not fine. I've seen the OAP (Toke Makinwa) physically and she's nothing close to those pictures. Her skin isn't that clear (She's brilliant and kind-hearted)
This is because when people meet you physically, they will be disappointed.

Be like me who makes ladies expect to see an average looking boy until they physically see a gentleman with a perfectly curved face they can't take their gaze off.

2. When a professional publishes more pictures than information about his/her job. She is an olosho or brolosho.


Now, you have an idea of who the birthday girl is

Lollittaa:

sarcasm doesn't befit you.
Frame this too

That was a frank remark, from the depth of my heart.

I don't do covert attacks.

If my intention was negative, I'd come back with a lethal force. One that would make you consider deactivating your Nairaland account

Your moniker captures my attention when I scan through this platform and it was indeed warming to witness the lady who has earned celebrity status in my head mention me.

Beckysexy:


And, since when did that became an achievement?
Africans.

ethicallyright:


That was a frank remark, from the depth of my heart.

I don't do covert attacks.

If my intention was negative, I'd come back with a lethal force. One that would make you consider deactivating your Nairaland account

Your moniker captures my attention when I scan through this platform and it was indeed warming to witness the lady who has earned celebrity status in my head mention me.

celebrity? You sure are sweet tongued.
Not impressed

Lollittaa:

celebrity? You sure are sweet tongued.
Not impressed

DoggoneDogg:
3 more years... we're patient

ethicallyright:


Sweet tongue is the opposite of honesty.

I am a honest man who may have sounded too poetic.

In simple terms : I adore your moniker because it is a beautiful piece of art, Lollittaa.

It is everything feminine, generation-z and adventurous.

Don't tell me you're older. I've stalked for quite a while and if you've been truthful in your replies, it means you're definitely older.

But I doubt.

Lollittaa:

now you have an eye for detail.
Wouldn't it be an irony if I were older and still a lolita?