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How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Stupidquestions: 4:23pm On Nov 09, 2021
For personal reason, I do shy away from fvcking church member though some people dont care.
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This week though, I kpansh one babe whom we attend same church She's been giving me serious greenlight. Greenlight became too much and embarrassing, I just had to do it....
How do you feel on seeing such gal or guy in church after fvcking him or her...
.
Will probably see her on Sunday...and I don't know how to feel. Guyman is confused...and babe is a prayer warrior who claims to see vision. Though she's a single mom looking for husband. I just tire...
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Imagine me worried about one church babe I just fvvked , while some pastors who preach every Sunday have banged more than 5 ladies from their church. This life no balance.
May God have mercy

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by bigdammyj: 4:27pm On Nov 09, 2021
Okay'
How did you feel when you wanted to kpansh her?

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by illicit(m): 4:28pm On Nov 09, 2021
I throw used condom in church premises

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Stupidquestions: 4:29pm On Nov 09, 2021
illicit:
I throw used condom in church premises
As how
Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Stupidquestions: 4:32pm On Nov 09, 2021
bigdammyj:
Okay'
How did you feel when you wanted to kpansh her?
I'm a guy of great wit, sense of humor and composure when I want to bang any lady....but I dont bang church member cos of the hypocrisy of banging and still going same church.....I'm unsure how I will feel seeing her in church...being my first time shit

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Jeon(f): 4:35pm On Nov 09, 2021
Stupidquestions:
For personal reason, I have shyied away from fvcking any church member though people do it a lot.
But this week, I just kpansh one babe whom we attend same church and she's been giving me serious greenlight. Greenlight became too much and embarrassing, I just had to do it....
How do you feel on seeing such gal or guy in church after fvcking him or her...
.
Will probably see her on Sunday...and I don't know how to feel. Guyman is confused...and babe is a prayer warrior who claims to see vision. Though she's a single mom looking for husband. I just tire...
Imagine me worried about one babe I just fvvked in a church, while some pastors who preach every Sunday have banged more than 5 ladies in their church. This life no balance

Wahala for us wer no dy go church.

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by illicit(m): 4:37pm On Nov 09, 2021
Stupidquestions:

As how

If I fvck a church member

I go to throw the used condom in the church premises grin

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Nobody: 4:40pm On Nov 09, 2021
illicit:


If I fvck a church member

I go to throw the used condom in the church premises grin

Werey

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Boogyman557: 4:42pm On Nov 09, 2021
HOLLY GRAM cool REAL MATTERS. WTF MAN
Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Sonnobax15(m): 4:47pm On Nov 09, 2021
grin
The eye contact no go be here oh.....I have a friend who has lashed over 6 girls in his church...So tay my guy no dey gree go church again on Sunday grin. Him momsy and sisters don try to compel am to resume church but for where cheesy

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Candidlady: 4:56pm On Nov 09, 2021
illicit:

If I fvck a church member
I go to throw the used condom in the church premises grin
angels take note of this person!!

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by dallasi: 4:57pm On Nov 09, 2021
you see your life.
hellfire straight up

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by fourboys: 4:57pm On Nov 09, 2021
embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Kuriosmynd: 5:59pm On Nov 09, 2021
Why are gals avoiding this thread.
We know more of them have been fvxked by pastors, choirmaster, deacon, and urchers from their church.. but our gals can't even help the OP with some advice

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Rickmann: 6:31pm On Nov 09, 2021
Stupidquestions:
For personal reason, I do shy away from fvcking church member though some people dont care.
.
This week though, I kpansh one babe whom we attend same church She's been giving me serious greenlight. Greenlight became too much and embarrassing, I just had to do it....
How do you feel on seeing such gal or guy in church after fvcking him or her...
.
Will probably see her on Sunday...and I don't know how to feel. Guyman is confused...and babe is a prayer warrior who claims to see vision. Though she's a single mom looking for husband. I just tire...
.
Imagine me worried about one church babe I just fvvked , while some pastors who preach every Sunday have banged more than 5 ladies from their church. This life no balance.
If u don't mind u can gist us about the church fling u had. May God have mercy

Honestly, i really haven't been in such situation before so I can't tell what I ll feel .
Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Nobody: 6:54pm On Nov 09, 2021
Kuriosmynd:
Why are gals avoiding this thread.
We know more of them have been fvxked by pastors, choirmaster, deacon, and urchers from their church.. but our gals can't even help the OP with some advice

Na who dem see shit 4 in cloth na him shit 4 body. That's the problem with ppl that are proud of their mistakes in d name of they don't pretend. rubbish

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by MasterShifu010(m): 6:55pm On Nov 09, 2021
same thing happened to me , but i didn’t Bleep, we just kissed and smooched , me that use to dance like no tomorrow in church, but seeing this girl , my conscience was judging me ,if i look around and we make i contact, a voice would say to me , you motherfucking sinner ...
that was then sha, me and my conscience now have an understanding of what it should be judging me about, i can bang any church girl and my conscience would mind its business

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by crackhouse(m): 8:04pm On Nov 09, 2021
I do sign of the cross and turn my eyes the other way...

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Teripaul(m): 8:19pm On Nov 09, 2021
sad To fvck a near by or friend no dey gree me talk more of a church member. . Dafuq? Dat shit i have nt done it so my opinion shudnt be here. . sad

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by GOFRONT(m): 8:29pm On Nov 09, 2021
Ha!!! Me

I have even programmed one to lash coming sunday after church service, na dikc service.

Me I cant come and be ashamed of my church ladies oo......Especially nowadays when we are in the era of Shidi balabala babes.

Shidi balabala babes everywhere these days.

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by rex444(m): 9:06pm On Nov 09, 2021
Something not to be proud of since God is involved

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by kepstone: 9:43pm On Nov 09, 2021
How do you fornicate with your own church menber, don't you realize that you are same family, the same blood runs in the inside of you. Paul said we should treat the sister with all purity.
Please understand that sex urge can be controlled. Any pleasure that leaves a sign of guilt in your inside is not a good pleasure at all. Can you see your biological blood sister and shift her pants or remove her pants and put in your rod of Moses. One church sis almost made me to sleep with her and I told her nope I wont. She called me pastor Wey no dey Bleep. Till date she hated me.
Please � stop sex among church menbers, I know some pastors do it but pls father's don't sleep with their daughters and brothers don't sleep with their sisters and I mean responsible father's and brothers.

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Vinnie2000(m): 9:53pm On Nov 09, 2021
What I have seen on this Thread, Men HAVE CONSCIENCE way too much..See most of Dem feeling guilty seeing a Babe dey Fcvkked on Sunday! sad

Our Opposite Gender (Vaginarians) feel absolutely NO GUILT!

I remember few years back, Was in Church Chatting with one Babe!
She den told me her Punny was getting Tingly! Dat Baba should come do Justice to It!
Told her 'I am currently in Church o'..She said So?

Conscience nor allow me Run Leave Church to Go Fcck Towtow! embarassed
Make Motor no come Jam me on the way Like Ramsey Nouah for one old movie wen he was rushing to Fcvk Annie Macaulay! cheesy cheesy

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Nobody: 11:40pm On Nov 09, 2021
How you want make we feel before na? Is there a special feeling attached to it?

Op come and talk o

Is like you don't know church girls. Omo them bad gaaan. Let me end here

The problem is those evening newspaper, them too talk talk, mind your business make man see you marry sef na war

Why are they like that so becos a girl has a boyfriend you dae vex oya make you ma sef go get naa you say na fornication

You that have lost body count more than twice
Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Joelobioha(m): 11:42pm On Nov 09, 2021
Like a loyal fucking chameleon.
Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Gadafii: 1:01am On Nov 10, 2021
Wait, make father righteousness come reply you, just hold on small he will soon be here cheesy

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Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by falcon01: 2:24am On Nov 10, 2021
Me to my friend

Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by arthurwillia(m): 4:36am On Nov 10, 2021
How did she give you green light that’s embarrassing oo Oga
Stupidquestions:
For personal reason, I do shy away from fvcking church member though some people dont care.
.
This week though, I kpansh one babe whom we attend same church She's been giving me serious greenlight. Greenlight became too much and embarrassing, I just had to do it....
How do you feel on seeing such gal or guy in church after fvcking him or her...
.
Will probably see her on Sunday...and I don't know how to feel. Guyman is confused...and babe is a prayer warrior who claims to see vision. Though she's a single mom looking for husband. I just tire...
.
Imagine me worried about one church babe I just fvvked , while some pastors who preach every Sunday have banged more than 5 ladies from their church. This life no balance.
May God have mercy
Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by femi4: 5:44am On Nov 10, 2021
Stupidquestions:
For personal reason, I do shy away from fvcking church member though some people dont care.
.
This week though, I kpansh one babe whom we attend same church She's been giving me serious greenlight. Greenlight became too much and embarrassing, I just had to do it....
How do you feel on seeing such gal or guy in church after fvcking him or her...
.
Will probably see her on Sunday...and I don't know how to feel. Guyman is confused...and babe is a prayer warrior who claims to see vision. Though she's a single mom looking for husband. I just tire...
.
Imagine me worried about one church babe I just fvvked , while some pastors who preach every Sunday have banged more than 5 ladies from their church. This life no balance.
May God have mercy
son of perdition
Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by samnificent(m): 6:54am On Nov 10, 2021
Looted my pastors daughter, at first seeing her on Sundays was weird but then I got used to it, fornication in church was strange to me till I found out it's pretty normal, especially if you're a good looking instrumentalist, girls will be rushing you, the only thing is to avoid married women who are still with their husbands.

Funny enough fornication brought me closer to God, not the Christian slavery indoctrination tho.
Re: How Do You Behave In Church When You See A Church Member You Recently Banged by Stupidquestions: 7:39am On Nov 10, 2021
samnificent:
Looted my pastors daughter, at first seeing her on Sundays was weird but then I got used to it, fornication in church was strange to me till I found out it's pretty normal, especially if you're a good looking instrumentalist, girls will be rushing you, the only thing is to avoid married women who are still with their husbands.

Funny enough fornication brought me closer to God, not the Christian slavery indoctrination tho.
Fornication with ya pastors daughter brought u close to Christundecided undecided ? May God have mercy

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