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Re: Guess The Subject by boscho(m): 5:07am On Nov 15, 2021
Which subjects u come understand sef ? Coz all d subjects u mentioned above are the easiest

tradepunter:
Ok

Men I hated intro tech

The teacher looked very improvised and appears like he spoke in damn parables

Modified

Add short hand also, don't know why that crap was even a subject.

Them fine art, I hated that balled shinning hair teacher....

Music also was crap, never understood that rubbish s looking pregnant shaped thing.
Re: Guess The Subject by lkillbrokehoes: 5:07am On Nov 15, 2021
My mathematics and physics teachers back then, those guys were very strict that we started calling them dictators, you dare not talk when they are talking or disturb the class or else you will get purnished, none of us escaped those men lol cheesy

3 years back I saw my physics teacher and he was so elated to see me too, the guy man just hugged me, he was so overwhelmed and he couldn't contain his happiness, and he was really happy to see how accomplished I've become.

I took him to a ritzy restaurant in the highbrow area of lekki to enjoy himself, we had a tet a tet, we discussed alot of things throughout, afterwards i transferred money to his account and he was just calling me "sir" through out.

Imagine this same man that peppered us back then with non stop purnishment, especially me that was very stubborn back then.

The fact is that, that's the only time I saw that man so happy, back then he doesn't smile at all, very strict man and we don't settle. thank God we are friends now.

grin

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Re: Guess The Subject by Dreytonisback(m): 5:08am On Nov 15, 2021
Originakalokalo:
Jesus loves you. Accept his Lordship today.Stay away from sin. It kills.

Sin kills. Ask Jesus to help you live a sinless life.

Jesus is the way to heaven. Accept him as your Lord and saviour.

Ok heard and agreed but I have a question
I don't want too much explanation just a straight answer

Q: who wrote the bible sir?
Re: Guess The Subject by Vinnie2000(m): 5:08am On Nov 15, 2021
Diamondcluster1:
Please I am new here what is lalasticlala. Thanks




Not What is but Who is?

Lalasticlala is a Moderator in this Forum!

He is a Great guy, all round! smiley
Re: Guess The Subject by Vinnie2000(m): 5:16am On Nov 15, 2021
JackDaAlienz:
I really never understood the reason behind flogging someone for failing a subject.

It never ever made sense to me
Someone will pay School Fees
Attend your class
Instead of you to correct the student who failed or give him/her Zero mark.
You flog them and still give them Zero mark, on top the school fees the person paid??


Flogged is a Means to Remind you to Focus on your Books, not frivolities!
That you should put in more efforts in your Academics! sad
It is Unfortunate dat we Africans or Pple in general needs Force/Violence to get their Work done! undecided

It is Also done to tell you dat there are Consequences for Failure!

In higher institutions, you are not Flogged for not Writing exams or failing Exam, But the Carryover, who will Suffer it? sad wink
Re: Guess The Subject by Dipsaint(m): 5:31am On Nov 15, 2021
Sir weyrey

Yoruba teacher

Government College Ibadan (I don't know his real name)
Re: Guess The Subject by BeardedMeat(m): 5:34am On Nov 15, 2021
uchelouis45:
Social Studies
Common social studies? You must be a serious itiboribo.

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Re: Guess The Subject by CaptainZubi: 5:40am On Nov 15, 2021
aktolly54:
Those beating of those days that make us hate our teacher then now really pay off. You see students of nowadays, they don't beat them like that ooo, nothing dey there head except naira Marley songs
Swears. I served in a school during my nysc. Education has gone so bad if you flog a student, they'll go home and report to their parents and the parent will come to school to fight all the teachers. Like during my time in the very early 2000s who born you? Teacher go flog you like thief even your parent go thank am for doing a job well done.
Re: Guess The Subject by famagusta(m): 5:40am On Nov 15, 2021
Mr Pasheda- English teacher
Mr Adesanya-English teacher
Mr Fakolade-Economics.
Can’t pick one because these 3 are equal in wickedness. I go surely jam one of dem one day and he must collect.[/b][/quote]

Laugh won kill me die for here, baba abeg calm down, those days are in the past now.
Re: Guess The Subject by ignis: 5:40am On Nov 15, 2021
Mathematics
Re: Guess The Subject by CaptainZubi: 5:48am On Nov 15, 2021
lkillbrokehoes:
My mathematics and physics teachers back then, those guys were very strict that we started calling them dictators, you dare not talk when they are talking or disturb the class or else you will get purnished, none of us escaped those men lol cheesy

3 years back I saw my physics teacher and he was so elated to see me too, the guy man just hugged me, he was so overwhelmed and he couldn't contain his happiness, and he was really happy to see how accomplished I've become.

I took him to a ritzy restaurant in the highbrow area of lekki to enjoy himself, we had a tet a tet, we discussed alot of things throughout, afterwards i transferred money to his account and he was just calling me "sir" through out.

Imagine this same man that peppered us back then with non stop purnishment, especially me that was very stubborn back then.

The fact is that, that's the only time I saw that man so happy, back then he doesn't smile at all, very strict man and we don't settle. thank God we are friends now.

grin

That's life. All those discipline was for a reason. Your future.

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Re: Guess The Subject by kolaaderin: 5:49am On Nov 15, 2021
Intro tech teachers are only trained in the act of beating students. That man is 90% intro tech teacher, they are cursed with beating of student as if their monthly salary depends on it
Re: Guess The Subject by adakole(m): 5:54am On Nov 15, 2021
SimSify:
Mathematics,
Mr adebayo, hopebay college, mazamaza, lagos.
06'_ 08'


You just struck a chord in my timeline.
Hope bay.....,..

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Re: Guess The Subject by Forgodsgrace: 5:58am On Nov 15, 2021
Philipmems:
This brings back old memories. One of my former teacher died recently and they wanted us (former students) to contribute money for the family, I SAY LAIYE, not me, this was his MO of flogging people that did not do their assignment.

That means you are still a baby,without you they will still bury the man.grow up!
Re: Guess The Subject by gulfer: 6:03am On Nov 15, 2021
Nilx:
Mr Ajongbolo my intro tech teacher....

The only teacher that made jss1 student to protest.....
Up IC
Re: Guess The Subject by tradepunter: 6:12am On Nov 15, 2021
boscho:
Which subjects u come understand sef ? Coz all d subjects u mentioned above are the easiest


Funny enough I did very well in all the sciences biology, chemistry, maths and even further Maths.

Agric science and geography were another set of subjects I liked.... The teachers of these subjects made it very enjoyable and easy.

Even home economics was good because I learnt how to knot a thread and did some knitting grin grin

The teachers of those subjects I dislike hated me so I disliked them and their subjects in return.

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Re: Guess The Subject by Adeoye11(m): 6:18am On Nov 15, 2021
Am a teacher!
And I can but just smile at all the comments,well-done guys.
There are two things that runs in the mind of a teacher.
1. Is the Salary he or she collects, that doesn't corroborate to the work done.
2. How can students behave like this, with how good I am and how good I have taught them.
Number 1 above is a very good point in Nigeria, go to schools where they pay teachers well you will see that flogging isn't the order of the day.


Number 2 can become epistle if I write much on it.

But lastly Sha, teachers are a vessel in our lives, I hate my Economics and Chemistry teacher then Sha lol, especially that chemistry teacher with how beautiful and pompous she was and the day she brought her fine daughter to school only to come and brag to us that she can't even speak to us.
Last last guy man still talked to the girl and I almost go Bleep that girl in her mama house sef...
Re: Guess The Subject by wolement: 6:41am On Nov 15, 2021
That's why the Chinese are doing better now. Because they still flog.

JackDaAlienz:
I really never understood the reason behind flogging someone for failing a subject.

It never ever made sense to me
Someone will pay School Fees
Attend your class
Instead of you to correct the student who failed or give him/her Zero mark.
You flog them and still give them Zero mark, on top the school fees the person paid??

Edit:
Some people are quoting me justifying flogging kids saying it makes them focus and read.

I can now see why Africa is so backward.
And why Education is rubbish in Africa
European schools don't flog their students yet this European students have developed everything from healthcare to technology that you are using
From Cars, phone, architecture.ships, aeroplane, trains

Africans that where flogged like bush goat where has the education taken you
Upon all the flogging still African Schools can't boast of building producing Global impact or innovation.
You have African Engineers Yet you hire Chinese to build road for you.
Hire Chinese to build Infrastructure
Hire Chinese to build railway
So all the Engineering and flogging in school was a waste abi??
What is the point going to school if you still hire foreigners to do the job you studied in school
So you mean African Engineers with all the flogging you chop in school. You can't practicalize what you learnt at school.
WHO ARE YOU DECICIVING??
Re: Guess The Subject by JackDaAlienz(m): 6:47am On Nov 15, 2021
wolement:
That's why the Chinese are doing better now. Because they still flog.

Africans that are flogged 10x more than Chinese why are we not better than them?
Re: Guess The Subject by ericmor: 6:54am On Nov 15, 2021
SimSify:
Mathematics,
Mr adebayo, hopebay college, mazamaza, lagos.
06'_ 08'

If it is the same adebayo I knew then, na just shakara him get that scare most student. We call him easy cus he always say that word anytime he finish solving any maths. Na Colo bros then

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Re: Guess The Subject by OmoOshodi(m): 7:00am On Nov 15, 2021
femi4:
Chemistry....too many laws n symbols to memorize

Recite Avogadro's law:
Avogadro's law lo so wipe, ....
equal volume of all gases at the same temperature and pressure contains the same number of molecules....

Re: Guess The Subject by petite626: 7:10am On Nov 15, 2021
myike2:
We all had that one subject/teacher in school that we didn’t like. We didn’t like the subject because of the teacher, we didn’t like that teacher because of how mean he is.

I’ll get started: mine is IntroTech, and really, this is how much canes my IntroTech teacher moved around with. The day you don’t do his assignment/home work, just stay at home and work for that day cheesy





introtech or maths
Re: Guess The Subject by esty57(f): 7:12am On Nov 15, 2021
Equal volume of all gases
Contains the same temperature and pressure
And the same number of molecules
Re: Guess The Subject by Rimsd(m): 7:16am On Nov 15, 2021
Short hand that year grin grin
Re: Guess The Subject by vankaid: 7:34am On Nov 15, 2021
JackDaAlienz:
I really never understood the reason behind flogging someone for failing a subject.

It never ever made sense to me
Someone will pay School Fees
Attend your class
Instead of you to correct the student who failed or give him/her Zero mark.
You flog them and still give them Zero mark, on top the school fees the person paid??

Edit:
Some people are quoting me justifying flogging kids saying it makes them focus and read.

I can now see why Africa is so backward.
And why Education is rubbish in Africa
European schools don't flog their students yet this European students have developed everything from healthcare to technology that you are using
From Cars, phone, architecture.ships, aeroplane, trains

Africans that where flogged like bush goat where has the education taken you
Upon all the flogging still African Schools can't boast of building producing Global impact or innovation.
You have African Engineers Yet you hire Chinese to build road for you.
Hire Chinese to build Infrastructure
Hire Chinese to build railway
So all the Engineering and flogging in school was a waste abi??
What is the point going to school if you still hire foreigners to do the job you studied in school
So you mean African Engineers with all the flogging you chop in school. You can't practicalize what you learnt at school.
WHO ARE YOU DECICIVING??

You are wrong. Check the records of those Nigerians who did their university studies here or even secondary school before going to Europe or North America.

They outperform their European and American peers on the average.

Not being able to develop or invent things has no relationship with academic performance.

Your innovation capabilities goes as far as you can research but you and I know how much Nigeria invests on research institutes and research grants to universities.
Re: Guess The Subject by Truflexunits(m): 7:39am On Nov 15, 2021
Mr Ajayi and mrs olowokere, both maths and yourba teachers.
Re: Guess The Subject by orikoku: 7:40am On Nov 15, 2021
tchidi066:

Waow, you attended anwaru Islam, I do come to your school for competitions that year, memories...
yeah...
Re: Guess The Subject by nuland(m): 7:42am On Nov 15, 2021
tradepunter:
Ok

Men I hated intro tech

The teacher looked very improvised and appears like he spoke in damn parables

Modified

Add short hand also, don't know why that crap was even a subject.

Them fine art, I hated that balled shinning hair teacher....

Music also was crap, never understood that rubbish s looking pregnant shaped thing.

Hahaha!
If 2face and other legends were subjected to that Subject(Music) as a yardstick to getting into the field, they won't have made it anywhere close.
That Subject was irrelevant coupled with my music teacher always spoiling for a flogging spree each time we failed a test or assignment.
Re: Guess The Subject by ibawon(m): 8:04am On Nov 15, 2021
Pidginwhisper:
Mr Pasheda- English teacher
Mr Adesanya-English teacher
Mr Fakolade-Economics.
Can’t pick one because these 3 are equal in wickedness. I go surely jam one of dem one day and he must collect.
Mr. Fako
Mr. Lawal
GCI, Owotu
2010 set
IBB
Re: Guess The Subject by ibawon(m): 8:06am On Nov 15, 2021
alamscolo:


Why am I seeing you as a student of GCI Ikorodu
We dey here plenty Sha
Mr Busiliu nko.
Na only Hostel students them dey fear to beat small
Re: Guess The Subject by ibawon(m): 8:11am On Nov 15, 2021
kachistone:


Dis you attend Government College Ikorodu?
Wait oo
GCI people plenty here oo

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