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Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by Amalarudeen(op):
One word. "Grace".

You have not cashed out because you lack god's grace.

Apparently God has updated the prerequisites for the recipients of his much talked about 'grace' and yahoo boys who are desperate to cash out and spend their money on 'banis' with big nyansh and iphone are now eligible to enjoy his incomparable grace.

This comes as more and more yahoo boys attribute their success in siphoning money from innocent people and rendering the lives completely useless to God's 'everlasting grace'.

A yahoo boy who identified himself as 'Tanana' spoke with our correspondent:
"E don reach 9 years wey I don dey press, but since then I neva cash out, and all this while I no dey go church. Na one of my bani from deeper life come carry me go her church, na there I jam one of my manchi wey come give me format, come pray for me join. E no reach 2days wey I use that format bomb, as I wake up for morning, my client just ask for my btc wallet. As I drop my aza, na so him just wire me 30k dolls. Money wey I no expect. I give god all the glory"
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by Lilkeys: 11:18pm On Nov 25, 2021
Any ways Lil keys knows u lyin’
Anyway we chop it format in peace
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by Amalarudeen(op): 11:19pm On Nov 25, 2021
cc slawomir
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by Lilsameey: 11:20pm On Nov 25, 2021
Fraud kon turn important stuff like dis.
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by Deborah98(f): 11:25pm On Nov 25, 2021
Grace doesn't work for a crooked and pervert person. God cannot be mocked for whatever a man sows that he shall reap. He who sows the wind reaps the whirlwind. Be careful what you sow, gestation period is for a moment the Earth will certainly vomit what was put in it.
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by BRATISLAVA:
Deborah98:
Grace doesn't work for a crooked and pervert person. God cannot be mocked for whatever a man sows that he shall reap. He who sows the wind reaps the whirlwind. Be careful what you sow, gestation period is for a moment the Earth will certainly vomit what was put in it.
Check through your Bible and tell us which crooked and perverse person he didn't use mightily. Criminal/scammer Jacob? Forsaken Jephthah? Wife snatcher- husband murderer David? Hot tempered sons of thunder/Zeruiah? Serial killer Paul? Blood drawer Peter? Vagabond Jehu?

It would appear God is attracted to these terrible people, and committed to helping them graciously. Meanwhile what happened to Job, Abraham, etc? You know it.

Nobody likes a saint.
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by arleck: 2:43am On Nov 26, 2021
[quote author=Amalarudeen post=107966138][/quote]cheesy cheesy you think this is a place you come and just lie.... Get out angry
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by Nobody: 3:27am On Nov 26, 2021
BRATISLAVA:
Check through your Bible and tell us which crooked and perverse person he didn't use mightily. Criminal/scammer Jacob? Forsaken Jephthah? Wife snatcher- husband murderer David? Hot tempered sons of thunder? Serial killer Paul? Blood drawer Peter? Vagabond Jehu?

It would appear God is attracted to these terrible people, and committed to helping them graciously. Meanwhile what happened to Job, Abraham, etc? You know it.

Nobody likes a saint.
Go uses these bad people for good... As positive role models and figures that would inspire others that there's hope for them to change... undecided

He doesn't support fraudsters and ritualists!
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by Nobody: 3:29am On Nov 26, 2021
The vast majority of young boys are now into yahoo... embarassed

It's sad, disappointing... cry

Very wasted generation...
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by Harrykn: 4:47am On Nov 26, 2021
I hate fraud, that why I left my boss. I can’t be lying up and down for money e Dey stress person seriously.
Everything you say from day one to cash out day all lies, what if I don’t remember my yesterday’s lies nkor naso all my time go vanish !
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by samuel051: 5:13am On Nov 26, 2021
Harrykn:
I hate fraud, that why I left my boss. I can’t be lying up and down for money e Dey stress person seriously.
Everything you say from day one to cash out day all lies, what if I don’t remember my yesterday’s lies nkor naso all my time go vanish !
who truth help for this life,if buhari dey truthful e for no smell asorock, even dat illegal immigrant for Spain wey see money and truthfully go return am to Spanish police,wetin be he fate,mavrodi of mmm cash out massively with lies, even Facebook wey u post for marketplace go tell u say make u share ur post to other groups only to kill ur account, even client go whine u with lies to avoid sending u money.. oga dey for truth o,na dat one u go use feed ur children for this yeye country wey 1kg of gas go soon turn 1k.. maybe na family house u dey stay so u no dey pay rent or feed anybody or pay school fees.. Nigeria never do u strong thing,abi na police own we won talk or na bank??
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by MufasaLion: 6:26am On Nov 26, 2021
kiss
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by femi4: 6:29am On Nov 26, 2021
That's what they all do with their miserable girlfriends they are trying to impress
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by jornwhite: 6:48am On Nov 26, 2021
BRATISLAVA:
Check through your Bible and tell us which crooked and perverse person he didn't use mightily. Criminal/scammer Jacob? Forsaken Jephthah? Wife snatcher- husband murderer David? Hot tempered sons of thunder? Serial killer Paul? Blood drawer Peter? Vagabond Jehu?

It would appear God is attracted to these terrible people, and committed to helping them graciously. Meanwhile what happened to Job, Abraham, etc? You know it.

Nobody likes a saint.
Aunty whats going on ..... this tew shall pass cheesy
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by jericco1(m): 7:42am On Nov 26, 2021
Well the menace of fraudsters will leave an indelible mark on the lives of posterity unless a Deux ex Machina comes to the rescue.
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by Harrykn: 8:46am On Nov 26, 2021
samuel051:
who truth help for this life,if buhari dey truthful e for no smell asorock, even dat illegal immigrant for Spain wey see money and truthfully go return am to Spanish police,wetin be he fate,mavrodi of mmm cash out massively with lies, even Facebook wey u post for marketplace go tell u say make u share ur post to other groups only to kill ur account, even client go whine u with lies to avoid sending u money.. oga dey for truth o,na dat one u go use feed ur children for this yeye country wey 1kg of gas go soon turn 1k.. maybe na family house u dey stay so u no dey pay rent or feed anybody or pay school fees.. Nigeria never do u strong thing,abi na police own we won talk or na bank??
I hate the lifestyle bro, I don’t have to be lying here and there to achieve everything you’ve written there, don’t justify bad habits.
How will you feel when you discover that people have been lying to you just to obtain your resources? I know you would love to waste them.

Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by samuel051: 9:03am On Nov 26, 2021
Harrykn:
I hate the lifestyle bro, I don’t have to be lying here and there to achieve everything you’ve written there, don’t justify bad habits.
How will you feel when you discover that people have been lying to you just to obtain your resources? I know you would love to waste them.
even my mama use lies collect my Christmas money and other money wey I no see till tomorrow..

Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by BRATISLAVA:
Datboredberry:
Go uses these bad people for good... As positive role models and figures that would inspire others that there's hope for them to change... undecided

He doesn't support fraudsters and ritualists!
But Jacob, a chronic fraudster got the full support of God while his honest brother didn't.

The ritualist Paul seems to have gotten a lot of support. Yet ananaias and his wife didn't.
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by Nobody: 9:24am On Nov 26, 2021
BRATISLAVA:
But Jacob, a chronic fraudster got the full support of God while guess honest brother didn't.

The ritualist Paul seems to have gotten a lot of support. Yet ananaias and his wife didn't.
They didn't get support to further commit more crimes!

They changed! Okay?

I don't believe in this God ish... But I've read the bible...
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by BRATISLAVA: 9:31am On Nov 26, 2021
Datboredberry:
They didn't get support to further commit more crimes!

They changed! Okay?

I don't believe in this God ish... But I've read the bible...
If you have, you will notice that only the scoundrels, thieves and prostitutes have "grace". Even Jesus dined with the tax collectors. There's a clear preference for evil doers.

All the saints were unimportant.
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by Nobody: 9:38am On Nov 26, 2021
BRATISLAVA:
If you have, you will notice that only the scoundrels, thieves and prostitutes have "grace". Even Jesus dined with the tax collectors. There's a clear preference for evil doers.

All the saints were unimportant.
Lol... These evil doers were blessed with grace to change... But honestly, Jesus wasn't a hypocrite... Unlike his followers now who are so judgemental...

But I don't believe God would bless you to scam others... He would not strike you dead or give up on you... He might even befriend you... But with the intention that you change... That you learn to love...

Like the parable of the lost sheep... God searches for you to brink you back to the flock...
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by KingDash: 9:45am On Nov 26, 2021
Deborah98:
Grace doesn't work for a crooked and pervert person. God cannot be mocked for whatever a man sows that he shall reap. He who sows the wind reaps the whirlwind. Be careful what you sow, gestation period is for a moment the Earth will certainly vomit what was put in it.
shatap ya mouth.
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by BRATISLAVA: 9:52am On Nov 26, 2021
Datboredberry:
Lol... These evil doers were blessed with grace to change... But honestly, Jesus wasn't a hypocrite... Unlike his followers now who are so judgemental...

But I don't believe God would bless you to scam others... He would not strike you dead or give up on you... He might even befriend you... But with the intention that you change... That you learn to love...

Like the parable of the lost sheep... God searches for you to brink you back to the flock...
God graces evil doers.

It's just the way of the world. Why not change them with fire and brimstone? Yet punish the so called Christians brutally?

This is why evil doers are blessed. Because that is the way it really is.
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by BRATISLAVA: 9:54am On Nov 26, 2021
samuel051:
who truth help for this life,if buhari dey truthful e for no smell asorock, even dat illegal immigrant for Spain wey see money and truthfully go return am to Spanish police,wetin be he fate,mavrodi of mmm cash out massively with lies, even Facebook wey u post for marketplace go tell u say make u share ur post to other groups only to kill ur account, even client go whine u with lies to avoid sending u money.. oga dey for truth o,na dat one u go use feed ur children for this yeye country wey 1kg of gas go soon turn 1k.. maybe na family house u dey stay so u no dey pay rent or feed anybody or pay school fees.. Nigeria never do u strong thing,abi na police own we won talk or na bank??
If you tell them they will deny it: God loves and graces evil doers more than the ones who do good.

Live life without inhibitions. Holiness is myth. Religious pontificating.
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by Deborah98(f): 9:58am On Nov 26, 2021
KingDash:
shatap ya mouth.
go back into your cage dog,I'm sorry your owners forgot to chain you ewu,you think I'm one of the girls you can harass try it with me and watch how disgraced you'll be fool. That's all you know shatap ya month ewu
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by samuel051:
BRATISLAVA:
If you tell them they will deny it: God loves and graces evil doers more than the ones who do good.

Live life without inhibitions. Holiness is myth. Religious pontificating.
nobody holy pass, forget those preaching here na dem worst pass, yahoo boys full their family but they never report any of them to efcc,they go come online dey form e-preaching..
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by BRATISLAVA: 10:12am On Nov 26, 2021
samuel051:
nobody holy pass, forget tosr preaching here na dem worst pass, yahoo boys full their family but they never report any of them to efcc,they go come online dey form e-preaching..
Some of the people preaching, they haven't been forced into such situations and they probably have never had such opportunities.

Do evil, grace will find you. Do good, grace may not find you. Do whatever gives you happiness.
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by Harrykn: 10:12am On Nov 26, 2021
samuel051:
even my mama use lies collect my Christmas money and other money wey I no see till tomorrow..
lol, this comrade nah bad guy.
Re: Why You Are Yet To Cash Out As A Yahoo Boy. by Uchenna10(m): 9:50pm On Nov 30, 2022
Harrykn:
I hate fraud, that why I left my boss. I can’t be lying up and down for money e Dey stress person seriously.
Everything you say from day one to cash out day all lies, what if I don’t remember my yesterday’s lies nkor naso all my time go vanish !
U ain't smart tho
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