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Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by Awoo88: 11:03pm On Nov 25, 2021
Na fears catch dem. After her nonsense collaboration with bubu via CBN, Nigerians were ready to deal with dem by getting loans and deliberately breaking their rules to have their account blocked. Avery stupid bank
Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by na2016: 11:16pm On Nov 25, 2021
Emmy3:
Stupid bank. I have been sending 1 naira to my account with bitcoin as narration. Them still never close the account.

grin grin grin
Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by Lexusgs430: 1:56am On Nov 26, 2021
I know it's just hot wind, Balogun is blowing............. wink


But let's hope, they are looking at electronic banking only (not opening physical branches)......... wink
Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by nedekid: 4:45am On Nov 26, 2021
Emmy3:
FCMB is a very nonsense bank.
They refused to revert my 16k on a failed transaction since September 8th after series of calls and emails even till now.
After 1 month, I decided to borrow 36k and jakpa, now their stupid customer support team is going calling me to pay the loan.
I nor go pay. I done make up my mind and if them try to intimidate me with legal measures; I go burn down one of their branches.

None sense idiots.
Shey you know that voice meme by asari dokubo, "you think say you wise"
Hope you have bought "kolo" (piggy bank) to save your money grin

https://www.nairaland.com/6867483/cbn-bars-bvn-violators-opening

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Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by Ppogbae: 5:04am On Nov 26, 2021
Yorubas doing well per usual cool

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Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by lapazi(m): 7:53am On Nov 26, 2021
Emmy3:
FCMB is a very nonsense bank.
They refused to revert my 16k on a failed transaction since September 8th after series of calls and emails even till now.
After 1 month, I decided to borrow 36k and jakpa, now their stupid customer support team is going calling me to pay the loan.
I nor go pay. I done make up my mind and if them try to intimidate me with legal measures; I go burn down one of their branches.

None sense idiots.
Arson?
its like your village people dey work on your matter....lol

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Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by gentlezypher: 8:06am On Nov 26, 2021
Emmy3:
FCMB is a very nonsense bank.
They refused to revert my 16k on a failed transaction since September 8th after series of calls and emails even till now.
After 1 month, I decided to borrow 36k and jakpa, now their stupid customer support team is going calling me to pay the loan.
I nor go pay. I done make up my mind and if them try to intimidate me with legal measures; I go burn down one of their branches.

None sense idiots.
you are doing yourself, your name and bvn must have been reported to credit bureau agencies because of 36k

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Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by Azeemokoya: 10:24am On Nov 26, 2021
Lemme sip alcohol and mind my business...
Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by Anndrew(m): 10:56am On Nov 26, 2021
Ifesinachi22:


I saw your complaint on Playstore.

Still the best bank on hassle free opening of account through the app
na wah..quench fire first,b4 anything..
Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by Emmy3(m): 3:32pm On Nov 26, 2021
nedekid:

Shey you know that voice meme by asari dokubo, "you think say you wise"
Hope you have bought "kolo" (piggy bank) to save your money grin

https://www.nairaland.com/6867483/cbn-bars-bvn-violators-opening
SAVE?
Wise people don't save in NGN in this era of BUSD.
Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by Emmy3(m): 3:36pm On Nov 26, 2021
lapazi:

Arson?
its like your village people dey work on your matter....lol
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Even if it'll cost me my life; I'll always resist intimidation and oppression.
Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by Emmy3(m): 3:37pm On Nov 26, 2021
lapazi:

Arson?
its like your village people dey work on your matter....lol

Even if it'll cost me my life; I'll always resist intimidation and oppression.
Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by FRANKOSKI(m): 3:42pm On Nov 26, 2021
THIS IS A MONUMENTAL ACHIEVEMENT. Name has a strong effect on it's bearer..
Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by lapazi(m): 3:53pm On Nov 26, 2021
Emmy3:


Even if it'll cost me my life; I'll always resist intimidation and oppression.

oshey superman or na avenger

there are better ways to do this, go to consumer protection site
Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by nedekid: 4:25pm On Nov 26, 2021
Emmy3:

SAVE?
Wise people don't save in NGN in this era of BUSD.
Ok. Fx kept at home(not dom acct) or bitcoins.
But you will still need cards linked to an Account for daily transactions.
You need bank records for visa appointments etc. How do you manage that?
Re: FCMB Sees Flat Loan Growth, Eyes UK Licence by Emmy3(m): 5:44pm On Nov 26, 2021
nedekid:

Ok. Fx kept at home(not dom acct) or bitcoins.
But you will still need cards linked to an Account for daily transactions.
You need bank records for visa appointments etc. How do you manage that?

This na public forum so I'm not gonna spill more than I've done.

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