Yesterday, an unusual trend happened on the Nigerian cyberspace, a mystery snake is said to have sneaked into the accounts office of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, in Makurdi, the Benue State capital and made away with N36 million cash.

First City Monument Bank (FCMB) took to Twitter, shares a photo with captioned; "Now installed in all our branches. to open an account today. Another reason to #BankWithFCMB" (Work on all types of snakes!)

The Nigerian snake gave FCMB an epic clap back which got the handle trending wrote via Twitter; "I don’t go to broke banks anyway ���"

http://mandynews.com/2018/02/12/tweet-between-fcmb-bank-and-the-nigerian-snake/

Clapback of the year...lol

funny

Serious, funny and fun, all in one !

d way naija pple de find humor in everytin is very funny

serious matter lyk dis naim dem don turn to national joke

Ahahahahah

They have finished FCMBs career!!! This one is DEEP!

T

meaningless to me

Savagery

apexJ:
d way naija pple de find humor in everytin is very funny

serious matter lyk dis naim dem don turn to national joke

you get joy at all?

Nigeria is a comedy stage hence we joke with everything. In sane countries the citizens would go Gaga and demand for explanation how a "mythical or mysterious snake" swallow such amount of money. but here in my country.... we create memes and make jokes, then rant on social media in about two weeks time everything dies down and we moved on with our lives. the circle continues like that and like that. I see a disastrous future for the unborn Nigerians. Our posterity will curse and judge us all just like most of us here are laying curse on Luggard.

Nigeria is an unserious nation, how did we get to the point of joking with sensitive and serious issues.
Issues like this can't be made fun of in a country with a working system instead they would have fished out the snake and those behind it.
But here all we do is to poke fun at everything.. which way Nigeria!

Looted N36m!!!

This my country ehh

LWKMD

Nigerian and epic response
please borrow me mugabe 5 and 6 pix

What's funny

That handler just K.Od FCMB

On a serious note though, the person that said snake swallowed a whole 36m as if it's baby rat ought to be sacked. In short, that whole office should be closed down.

If you don't joke with it, what will happen? Nothing. Let's catch fun please. Someone is not going to jail because of this. If you want to get away with crimes, Nigeria is just the best place for you...

apexJ:
d way naija pple de find humor in everytin is very funny

serious matter lyk dis naim dem don turn to national joke

We cannot come and go and kee ourselves.. Dey have finished us already

papi22:
Nigerian and epic response

please borrow me mugabe 5 and 6 pix

Nigerian snakes are wiser.



Trust me, by now, other snakes will be blaming that one that swallowed common N36 million. because him do spoil shows for them.

Every serious issue in Nigeria we turn it to joke

Luukasz:
Nigeria is unserious nation, how did we get to the point of joking with sensitive and serious issues
Issues like this can't be made fun of in a country with a working system instead they would have fished out the snake and those behind it. But here all we do is to poke fun at everything.. which way Nigeria!

Your seriousness cannot make them stop lying foolishly..


Just laff before your BP go kee you join.. What doesn't kill us...


Na just 2019.. All this rubbish go end

Corruption free Government.


Lol.


Snake kwa!

Unserious people
Unserious nation

Nigerian Snake is a funny being

Lol nigerians, so someone already opened a twitter account @nigeriasnake

Creative post on both ends, though this isn't a funny issue at all. EFCC never do anything oh, but if to say today they retract or deny the statement, maybe

smokedfish:
you get joy at all?

What joy is there to derive by poking fun at a matter that requires national urgency

chaiii..


to go work will not hungry fcmb people this week..