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noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?

how do you avoid such??

Spread a toilet tissue on top the water in the toilet and start dumping immediately. It will absorb the shock from your atomic bomb from causing an explosion.

By putting enough toilet paper in the bowl ma'am

Candidlady:
noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

Village girl.use tissue paper

Elosky20:
Spread a toilet tissue on top the water in the toilet and start dumping immediately. It will absorb the shock from your atomic bomb from causing an explosion.

Hmm legend

Minister of Shit Republic..

Ur shiit! Is too horible an strong like buhari face, try drinking enough water always

Gudbadguy:
Village girl.use tissue paper

thank you sir... But icant afford that,..
help with relocation to the city

AsapTeddy:
Hmm legend

Minister of Shit Republic..

Comrade

Elosky20:
Spread a toilet tissue on top the water in the toilet and start dumping immediately. It will absorb the shock from your atomic bomb from causing an explosion.

bros bombay!!

Candidlady:
noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

I just realized this is the major cause of infection for women. Since the infected water can go straight to pussy

Elosky20:
Spread a toilet tissue on top the water in the toilet and start dumping immediately. It will absorb the shock from your atomic bomb from causing an explosion.

I thought I was the only with this wisdom

Badbunny:
By putting enough toilet paper in the bowl ma'am

Seriously that works?

liya11:
Seriously that works?

Yeah, or u can just shit in the bush and save yourself the stress

Candidlady:
noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

Put enough tp in the bowl before doing your business
Else you’re asking for toilet infection. And I can tell you that’s it’s a very terrible thing

Poseidon's kiss

Elosky20:
Spread a toilet tissue on top the water in the toilet and start dumping immediately. It will absorb the shock from your atomic bomb from causing an explosion.

Kiki

Omo just kip your toilet clean

Candidlady:
noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

Badbunny:
Yeah, or u can just shit in the bush and save yourself the stress

Lol thanks

Candidlady:
thank you sir... But icant afford that,..

help with relocation to the city

LMAO

Funny!

Candidlady:
noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?

how do you avoid such??

Hey! It's not only that, but your P*SSY too!

Candidlady:
noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?

how do you avoid such??

Just dunk a hand full of tissue paper in the W.C before taking a dump.

Drink enough water in the morning so your 'dump' won't be too hard to the extent of splashing water

On a lighter note, always keep your toilet clean, use soap and disinfectants to kill germs.

Ask Joe igbokwe this is his area of expertise....

He will give you on the job training....

aimmoney9:
Ask Joe igbokwe this is his area of expertise....

He will give you on the job training....

Na gutter and drainage be Igbokwe area of specialization na.. una don add w/c join am?

Onijekuje

Candidlady:
noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

Sit at the tip,close to the front.thats what I do,I don't throw tissue paper there again and I don't mind,after all,I toilet b3 I baff.but I stay on the tip,not in the middle and these days.snakes everywhere

One of the reason why I kick people with my rain boot

Damn.. nasty.. I'm out of here

Candidlady:
noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

Just put a layer of tissue paper on the mater in the toilet

Orgasmgiver123:
One of the reason why I kick people with my rain boot

Damn.. nasty.. I'm out of here

That kolo wey dey blast people left leg with him old kala need to locate you asap.. old kala vs rain boot.. who go win?

Candidlady:
noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

It's bound to occur especially if your poor is hard

The solution is, always flush your toilet very well before use

Lets ask Osinbande...


Supreme leader on toilet matters

lowkeybahdguy:
That kolo wey dey blast people left leg with him old kala need to locate you asap.. old kala vs rain boot.. who go win?

My rain boot is like a two edged sword, if i kick a fellow with it, they'll kick bucket

Damn.. nasty.. I'm out of here