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Martinez39s:
He would have called us small, inexperienced boys or broke men.

Meedon:
Imagine and if a single guy want to stop this shit and he seeks advice, he would be told to go get a girl or wife.


Married men don't have any reason to masturbate at all because they have access to unlimited kpekus. They can lock and unlock the pussy any time, any day, twice on a Friday morning.

heartofcity12:
Someone is so happy to be finally getting divorced. If they had introduced him to the redpill and warned him against certain decisions before he got married, he could have rebuked them and cast them out for hating on him and his lovely wife(now ex/foe). That’s what the bluepill does to the mindset. Every man will learn either by hook or by crook. Congratulations to him. #trp

Meedon:
Imagine and if a single guy want to stop this shit and he seeks advice, he would be told to go get a girl or wife.


Married men don't have any reason to masturbate at all because they have access to unlimited kpekus. They can lock and unlock the pussy any time, any day, twice on a Friday morning.

ON THE INTERNET: "MASTURBATĮION IS FOR SMALL BROKE BOYS WHO CAN'T AFFORD WOMEN".
ON THIS THREAD: "MASTURBATĮION IS FOR WEAK MEN WITH NO GAME".
IN THE CHURCH GROUP: "MASTURBATĮION IS FOR PEOPLE USED BY THE DEVIL AND YOU'LL ALL GO TO HELLFIRE".


MEANWHILE, IN REALITY, MARRIED MEN WHO HAVE MANAGED TO ACCUMULATE WEALTH (AND MAYBE GAME) AND HAS NOW ACQUIRED WOMEN (IN THE PRESENCE OF GOD THROUGH THE HOLY SACRAMENT OF MATRIMONY), ARE THE BIGGEST OF MASTURBATORS. BECAUSE THEY'RE THE MOST SEX-STARVED GROUP IN ANY SOCIETY.

MANY MARRIED MEN, UNLESS THEY RESORT TO EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIRS, LACK SUFFICIENT SEX. THEIR WIVES HOARD THIS THING LIKE PALLIATIVES AND ONLY "GIVE IT" TO THEM (AS A REWARD) WHEN THEY DELIVER PROMISES, SUBMIT CASH & GIFTS, OR COMPLETE ERRANDS AND CHORES.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THESE MARRIED PIOUS MEN ARE FACING, AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW EVEN IF YOU LISTEN TO THEM, UNTIL YOU GET MARRIED TOO.

CAPSLOCKED:
ON THE INTERNET: "MASTURBATĮION IS FOR SMALL BROKE BOYS WHO CAN'T AFFORD WOMEN".
ON THIS THREAD: "MASTURBATĮION IS FOR WEAK MEN WITH NO GAME".
IN THE CHURCH GROUP: "MASTURBATĮION IS FOR PEOPLE USED BY THE DEVIL AND YOU'LL ALL GO TO HELLFIRE".


MEANWHILE, IN REALITY, MARRIED MEN WHO HAVE MANAGED TO ACCUMULATE WEALTH (AND MAYBE GAME) AND HAS NOW ACQUIRED WOMEN (IN THE PRESENCE OF GOD THROUGH THE HOLY SACRAMENT OF MATRIMONY), ARE THE BIGGEST OF MASTURBATORS. BECAUSE THEY'RE THE MOST SEX-STARVED GROUP IN ANY SOCIETY.

MANY MARRIED MEN, UNLESS THEY RESORT TO EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIRS, LACK SUFFICIENT SEX. THEIR WIVES HOARD THIS THING LIKE PALLIATIVES AND ONLY "GIVE IT" TO THEM (AS A REWARD) WHEN THEY DELIVER PROMISES, SUBMIT CASH & GIFTS, OR COMPLETE ERRANDS AND CHORES.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THESE MARRIED PIOUS MEN ARE FACING, AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW EVEN IF YOU LISTEN TO THEM, UNTIL YOU GET MARRIED TOO.

Martinez39s:
He would have called us small, inexperienced boys or broke men.

luminouz:
He already lost a lot of his money

ma373733:
Medicine after death

He's just trying to make himself happy

COOL10:
Just look at that smile on his face. I bet he hasn't smiled that well in a long time.

There's nothing like freedom, my brothers.

Smartb0y:
A divorce party ,the thing really hook the guy .
He feels like a new born baby now, hence why he threw a party

Meedon:
Imagine and if a single guy want to stop this shit and he seeks advice, he would be told to go get a girl or wife


Married men don't have any reason to masturbate at all because they have access to unlimited kpekus. They can lock and unlock the pussy any time, any day, twice on a Friday morning.

sajmark:
It's a slang we redpillers here use to describe extreme COLDness...

CAPSLOCKED:
ON THE INTERNET: "MASTURBATĮION IS FOR SMALL BROKE BOYS WHO CAN'T AFFORD WOMEN".
ON THIS THREAD: "MASTURBATĮION IS FOR WEAK MEN WITH NO GAME".
IN THE CHURCH GROUP: "MASTURBATĮION IS FOR PEOPLE USED BY THE DEVIL AND YOU'LL ALL GO TO HELLFIRE".


MEANWHILE, IN REALITY, MARRIED MEN WHO HAVE MANAGED TO ACCUMULATE WEALTH (AND MAYBE GAME) AND HAS NOW ACQUIRED WOMEN (IN THE PRESENCE OF GOD THROUGH THE HOLY SACRAMENT OF MATRIMONY), ARE THE BIGGEST OF MASTURBATORS. BECAUSE THEY'RE THE MOST SEX-STARVED GROUP IN ANY SOCIETY.

MANY MARRIED MEN, UNLESS THEY RESORT TO EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIRS, LACK SUFFICIENT SEX. THEIR WIVES HOARD THIS THING LIKE PALLIATIVES AND ONLY "GIVE IT" TO THEM (AS A REWARD) WHEN THEY DELIVER PROMISES, SUBMIT CASH & GIFTS, OR COMPLETE ERRANDS AND CHORES.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THESE MARRIED PIOUS MEN ARE FACING, AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW EVEN IF YOU LISTEN TO THEM, UNTIL YOU GET MARRIED TOO.

enter family section,make you see as men dey lament or if you have married friends,ask them,I doubt if they will reveal anything due to self esteem.

DieRich5:
I still don't believe dis shit, Asin alot of married men don't have sex with da house wife

The first day she said no sex, meh I'll be out of the house 2 weeks she no go see me....as a married man young girls will be hitting on me ND I'll be giving Dem the most powerful thing I gat

MJBOLT:

enter family section,make you see as men dey lament or if you have married friends,ask them,I doubt if they will reveal anything due to self esteem.

Easier said than done,na so most of dem think until dem marry.
Marriage is a different ball game entirely

heartofcity12:
Someone is so happy to be finally getting divorced. If they had introduced him to the redpill and warned him against certain decisions before he got married, he could have rebuked them and cast them out for hating on him and his lovely wife(now ex/foe). That’s what the bluepill does to the mindset. Every man will learn either by hook or by crook. Congratulations to him. #trp

Winnerly:
Lmao. Apparently, the reverse is the case.

Funny thing is:

1. They push you to the arms of side chicks or prossies

2. You have to live with the guilt or shame especially if you’re religious

3. If you’re unlucky, you may enter into the arms of a prossie or side chick that may go diabolical and destroy you.

4. You loose finances dealing with sidechicks

5. Masturbation drains you of energy

In summary, all negative side effects that come with looking outside for sexual relief can all be traced to this one bad woman called your wife

Emmynator:
I just finished watching "divorce corp" documentary, Omo.
Divorce is a losing game for both parties involved. But the lawyers make women who initiate it believe that they will win, lmaoooo.
If you ever leave the shore of this country, don't get married, I repeat, don't try it.

Not saying Nigeria is safe though, just use your head.

posty56:
unless his not paying the b**tch is not a true win for me , but good for him though.

Martinez39s:
He would have called us small, inexperienced boys or broke men.

Fatalveli:
@ pansophist, if you’re seeing this hope everything is good? Been a while I saw your post

RikudoSennin:
Been spinning plates since I arrived. One thing is certain, TRP is golden and is life! Ubunja is a legend! I have enough stories.