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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 8:46pm On Dec 15, 2021
Zeel007:



Update

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 8:48pm On Dec 15, 2021
Bukolaberry:
it's beyond medical there is nothing doctors can do about it, the level of decay determine the payment from maga, devil don tire for external body na you gan gan Dem want chop now, I pray they don't request for your eye next time since you no kukuma get toe to submit again.
That's the devil's way for you... It's always a loose loose end..

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 8:51pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice:



Noor vex bros. You noor go understand but i go try adjust

Nothing do you bro. Like dodo, this rl-fictionis too sweet to vex for.
More energy to your fingers as you type to satisfy us the waiting fans cool
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 8:53pm On Dec 15, 2021
Holla911:
Dodo don dey slow this update. I guess his enjoying how we are clamoring while anticipating next update.
Anyways, a good product attract customers without much advert.
Na here we dey wait you. You must update us. cool

Niggah dey travel....

I realized he is just Squeezing time to update us....

But anyhow e be we balance full ground dey wait....

#FearLife Brodaman....

Who no go no go know wetin dey occur underworld...

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:07pm On Dec 15, 2021
Zeel007:
alaagba laughing gas, ehhn leh fah grin grin grin
uku unyi na in catch you o, meyisaka hehe grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:19pm On Dec 15, 2021
More updates pls........

Dodoatirice you dey give me joy this evening, abeg update us one more before mid night jor, you are doing well.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 9:29pm On Dec 15, 2021
Every morning, I picked maggots out of my decaying feets before evening same day i fir don get like 90million for azza. Unless i no bill. The client wey i no bill self e go bill himself on my behalf send money. I get one Australian Maiye wey be say na like mayor hin be for hin community. I was texting with this guy normally i no bill am na hin the guy ask me say shey i get bank account say hin get one money wey dey him hand wey be say na public funds. But hin pikin na Bastard. He fit go thief the money like that. Omo na him i provide one yankee azza omo azzaman phone me early momo pe 2 million dollars ti jade oo. Normally you go think day e easy. But oji lassan.. only eyes no fit collect million dollars bro, e get money wey maye fir give you amd e get money wey maiye go fooor to send. That thing that nairamarley said in CBlacks ogologo song everybody slept on it lets disect it below. Read the translation.


“Sọ rí pé oje lọ láyé
Lọ ra lappy kò wá hacker sì Malay
Arin giniginini arin gini
Arin ginini wó ọja
Ilé mọ wo di ilé owó
Ọna mó gbá ọ'nà mọ gbá di ọ'nà ola
Àpótí mó fi joko àpótí ajé
Ìyẹn di àpótí alaje
Òkè àgbà ní mo gùn
òkè àgbà òkè àgbà ní mó gùn


Shey you see say na scope get life
Go buy laptop make you find hacker for malay
through the spirit of gini and gini gini go enter market.
The house wey enter na money house
The route wey i take that one turn money route
The stool wey i take sidown the stool of wealth turn to the stool of wealth and the wealthy
I climbed the ladder of success
I climbed the ladder of success


The translation of this lyric points to a life many youths are living today. That above is the first stage to rituals. The second stage was not sang in the song because dem noor dey tell pesin

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:53pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice:
Every morning, I picked maggots out of my decaying feets before evening same day i fir don get like 90million for azza. Unless i no bill. The client wey i no bill self e go bill himself on my behalf send money. I get one Australian Maiye wey be say na like mayor hin be for hin community. I was texting with this guy normally i no bill am na hin the guy ask me say shey i get bank account say hin get one money wey dey him hand wey be say na public funds. But hin pikin na Bastard. He fit go thief the money like that. Omo na him i provide one yankee azza omo azzaman phone me early momo pe 2 million dollars ti jade oo. Normally you go think day e easy. But oji lassan.. only eyes no fit collect million dollars bro, e get money wey maye fir give you amd e get money wey maiye go fooor to send. That thing that nairamarley said in CBlacks ogologo song everybody slept on it lets disect it below. Read the translation.


“Sọ rí pé oje lọ láyé
Lọ ra lappy kò wá hacker sì Malay
Arin giniginini arin gini
Arin ginini wó ọja
Ilé mọ wo di ilé owó
Ọna mó gbá ọ'nà mọ gbá di ọ'nà ola
Àpótí mó fi joko àpótí ajé
Ìyẹn di àpótí alaje
Òkè àgbà ní mo gùn
òkè àgbà òkè àgbà ní mó gùn


Shey you see say na scope get life
Go buy laptop make you find hacker for malay
through the spirit of gini and gini gini go enter market.
The house wey enter na money house
The route wey i take that one turn money route
The stool wey i take sidown the stool of wealth turn to the stool of wealth and the wealthy
I climbed the ladder of success
I climbed the ladder of success


The translation of this lyric points to a life many youths are living today. That above is the first stage to rituals. The second stage was not sang in the song because dem noor dey tell pesin
WOW
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rahzy: 9:53pm On Dec 15, 2021
Holla911:
Dodo don dey slow this update. I guess his enjoying how we are clamoring while anticipating next update.
Anyways, a good product attract customers without much advert.
Na here we dey wait you. You must update us. cool
Hahaha. We die here oo...braah dodoatiriCE.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:56pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice the story change some hw o.....
What of niggaboi?
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rahzy: 9:57pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice:
Every morning, I picked maggots out of my decaying feets before evening same day i fir don get like 90million for azza. Unless i no bill. The client wey i no bill self e go bill himself on my behalf send money. I get one Australian Maiye wey be say na like mayor hin be for hin community. I was texting with this guy normally i no bill am na hin the guy ask me say shey i get bank account say hin get one money wey dey him hand wey be say na public funds. But hin pikin na Bastard. He fit go thief the money like that. Omo na him i provide one yankee azza omo azzaman phone me early momo pe 2 million dollars ti jade oo. Normally you go think day e easy. But oji lassan.. only eyes no fit collect million dollars bro, e get money wey maye fir give you amd e get money wey maiye go fooor to send. That thing that nairamarley said in CBlacks ogologo song everybody slept on it lets disect it below. Read the translation.


“Sọ rí pé oje lọ láyé
Lọ ra lappy kò wá hacker sì Malay
Arin giniginini arin gini
Arin ginini wó ọja
Ilé mọ wo di ilé owó
Ọna mó gbá ọ'nà mọ gbá di ọ'nà ola
Àpótí mó fi joko àpótí ajé
Ìyẹn di àpótí alaje
Òkè àgbà ní mo gùn
òkè àgbà òkè àgbà ní mó gùn


Shey you see say na scope get life
Go buy laptop make you find hacker for malay
through the spirit of gini and gini gini go enter market.
The house wey enter na money house
The route wey i take that one turn money route
The stool wey i take sidown the stool of wealth turn to the stool of wealth and the wealthy
I climbed the ladder of success
I climbed the ladder of success


The translation of this lyric points to a life many youths are living today. That above is the first stage to rituals. The second stage was not sang in the song because dem noor dey tell pesin
Believe
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rhu4xce: 10:16pm On Dec 15, 2021
sure dem no dey tell person. That Marley lyrics translation you did nah confam.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Horlardorjah(m): 10:32pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice:
Every morning, I picked maggots out of my decaying feets before evening same day i fir don get like 90million for azza. Unless i no bill. The client wey i no bill self e go bill himself on my behalf send money. I get one Australian Maiye wey be say na like mayor hin be for hin community. I was texting with this guy normally i no bill am na hin the guy ask me say shey i get bank account say hin get one money wey dey him hand wey be say na public funds. But hin pikin na Bastard. He fit go thief the money like that. Omo na him i provide one yankee azza omo azzaman phone me early momo pe 2 million dollars ti jade oo. Normally you go think day e easy. But oji lassan.. only eyes no fit collect million dollars bro, e get money wey maye fir give you amd e get money wey maiye go fooor to send. That thing that nairamarley said in CBlacks ogologo song everybody slept on it lets disect it below. Read the translation.


“Sọ rí pé oje lọ láyé
Lọ ra lappy kò wá hacker sì Malay
Arin giniginini arin gini
Arin ginini wó ọja
Ilé mọ wo di ilé owó
Ọna mó gbá ọ'nà mọ gbá di ọ'nà ola
Àpótí mó fi joko àpótí ajé
Ìyẹn di àpótí alaje
Òkè àgbà ní mo gùn
òkè àgbà òkè àgbà ní mó gùn


Shey you see say na scope get life
Go buy laptop make you find hacker for malay
through the spirit of gini and gini gini go enter market.
The house wey enter na money house
The route wey i take that one turn money route
The stool wey i take sidown the stool of wealth turn to the stool of wealth and the wealthy
I climbed the ladder of success
I climbed the ladder of success


The translation of this lyric points to a life many youths are living today. That above is the first stage to rituals. The second stage was not sang in the song because dem noor dey tell pesin




Dodo dodo
Ma forh, I dey feel u steady.
KEY STATEMENT
"DEM NOOR DEY TELL PERSON".
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Succhris: 10:50pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice:
Every morning, I picked maggots out of my decaying feets before evening same day i fir don get like 90million for azza. Unless i no bill. The client wey i no bill self e go bill himself on my behalf send money. I get one Australian Maiye wey be say na like mayor hin be for hin community. I was texting with this guy normally i no bill am na hin the guy ask me say shey i get bank account say hin get one money wey dey him hand wey be say na public funds. But hin pikin na Bastard. He fit go thief the money like that. Omo na him i provide one yankee azza omo azzaman phone me early momo pe 2 million dollars ti jade oo. Normally you go think day e easy. But oji lassan.. only eyes no fit collect million dollars bro, e get money wey maye fir give you amd e get money wey maiye go fooor to send. That thing that nairamarley said in CBlacks ogologo song everybody slept on it lets disect it below. Read the translation.


“Sọ rí pé oje lọ láyé
Lọ ra lappy kò wá hacker sì Malay
Arin giniginini arin gini
Arin ginini wó ọja
Ilé mọ wo di ilé owó
Ọna mó gbá ọ'nà mọ gbá di ọ'nà ola
Àpótí mó fi joko àpótí ajé
Ìyẹn di àpótí alaje
Òkè àgbà ní mo gùn
òkè àgbà òkè àgbà ní mó gùn


Shey you see say na scope get life
Go buy laptop make you find hacker for malay
through the spirit of gini and gini gini go enter market.
The house wey enter na money house
The route wey i take that one turn money route
The stool wey i take sidown the stool of wealth turn to the stool of wealth and the wealthy
I climbed the ladder of success
I climbed the ladder of success


The translation of this lyric points to a life many youths are living today. That above is the first stage to rituals. The second stage was not sang in the song because dem noor dey tell pesin

Na wa ooo. Are you a retired yahoo plus man?

Nice story
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Shegzy8(m): 10:53pm On Dec 15, 2021
Update Update!!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Starkz9898(m): 11:03pm On Dec 15, 2021
Ain’t gon lie,this piece is too detailed man!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 11:05pm On Dec 15, 2021
I just dey imagine something. Small Injury wey I go get for body due to rough play when we small i go dey vex vex till the injury heal. Now imagine say dem cut part of my body chai I nor wan just think am at all at all.
Man go sofri dey hustle small small. Somethings ain't worth it.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 11:16pm On Dec 15, 2021
I come the feel as if na my leg Omo street deep sad

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 11:53pm On Dec 15, 2021
Haakeem:
dodoatirice the story change some hw o.....

What of niggaboi?
niggaboi don run when Dem cut his leg nah...
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 12:00am On Dec 16, 2021
Succhris:


Na wa ooo. Are you a retired yahoo plus man?

Nice story
is just a fictional story, and all this things he said in the story are big time happenings in our society today
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 12:37am On Dec 16, 2021
E really be things.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 2:18am On Dec 16, 2021
Dem say coronavirus dey town, dem say the economy no dey smile say dollar just dey trump the naira gbas gbos left and right, the system was designed in a way to keep us in darkness. No hope for the average man. Amd the surge or rise of the youths through crypto currencies. If you be youth wey dey drive benz either your money legal or not. Your catcher dey street. Our mimimum wage ma 30 thousand naira. Money wey be say e no reach ninety dollars for btc. Red jackets go leave politician wey dey collect egungun ontop video dey flex muscle for street. Dey collect bois upandown. I vould go on and on, but the Naija situation no dey help youth at all so one way man got to survive and the peer pressure too. This days parents noor dey help.


Bella Shmurda

“Mama call me say Chinedu is balling what are you doing sonyou are dulling”

That’s a true life story in one line. Bar man wey the bill. I checked the bill and not a problem (the money kuku dey) even though I’m paying for it in a way that I couldn’t explain. Cash or transfer i bellowed? I was at shrine the other day, i hanged out at a skuschis joint and after downing cup after cup of the ‘gutter water’ as we called it i headed to the beach again from the mainland. I figured i could just hangout there overnight. I would’ve gone home or go to an hotel but the cool breeze and the quiet and the calming to watch but rioting waves seemed to be very inviting. As soon as i got there, i paid for a tent, and sat placed my laptop on the table and my phone and just sat there enjoying the cool night breeze. Ahead there were some celestial group pf people engaging in a prayer session and this was normal since it was a public beach. I sat there minding my business when the pastor in the group asked the group to calm down/ chill on their prayers.

“I don’t know who this message is for but the Lord is talking to you, come to me your Gd and you will e saved”

All that still sounded normal to me until he said

“The devil will offer you one and take ten. All of these vanities will destroy you. Your 6 feet no go be 6 , na 12. E go be. If you’re that person all the money wey you get no fit save you”

Then he stopped from what he was saying and went back to his praying. The things the preacher guy said was way off topic to the session they were having earlier he and his folks. Was that message for me? The things he said really pierced my soul and yes e be like say na me this man they reason oo. That message was definitely for me. Yinmu ignored it carry my things commot for beach carry my moto dey go house.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 3:29am On Dec 16, 2021
cheesy Bobo japa Comot there. He no save e life ni??
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Wanbissaka: 4:37am On Dec 16, 2021
dodoatirice:
Dem say coronavirus dey town, dem say the economy no dey smile say dollar just dey trump the naira gbas gbos left and right, the system was designed in a way to keep us in darkness. No hope for the average man. Amd the surge or rise of the youths through crypto currencies. If you be youth wey dey drive benz either your money legal or not. Your catcher dey street. Our mimimum wage ma 30 thousand naira. Money wey be say e no reach ninety dollars for btc. Red jackets go leave politician wey dey collect egungun ontop video dey flex muscle for street. Dey collect bois upandown. I vould go on and on, but the Naija situation no dey help youth at all so one way man got to survive and the peer pressure too. This days parents noor dey help.


Bella Shmurda

“Mama call me say Chinedu is balling what are you doing sonyou are dulling”

That’s a true life story in one line. Bar man wey the bill. I checked the bill and not a problem (the money kuku dey) even though I’m paying for it in a way that I couldn’t explain. Cash or transfer i bellowed? I was at shrine the other day, i hanged out at a skuschis joint and after downing cup after cup of the ‘gutter water’ as we called it i headed to the beach again from the mainland. I figured i could just hangout there overnight. I would’ve gone home or go to an hotel but the cool breeze and the quiet and the calming to watch but rioting waves seemed to be very inviting. As soon as i got there, i paid for a tent, and sat placed my laptop on the table and my phone and just sat there enjoying the cool night breeze. Ahead there were some celestial group pf people engaging in a prayer session and this was normal since it was a public beach. I sat there minding my business when the pastor in the group asked the group to calm down/ chill on their prayers.

“I don’t know who this message is for but the Lord is talking to you, come to me your Gd and you will e saved”

All that still sounded normal to me until he said

“The devil will offer you one and take ten. All of these vanities will destroy you. Your 6 feet no go be 6 , na 12. E go be. If you’re that person all the money wey you get no fit save you”

Then he stopped from what he was saying and went back to his praying. The things the preacher guy said was way off topic to the session they were having earlier he and his folks. Was that message for me? The things he said really pierced my soul and yes e be like say na me this man they reason oo. That message was definitely for me. Yinmu ignored it carry my things commot for beach carry my moto dey go house.
e go still reason am make e reach house first
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:02am On Dec 16, 2021
dodoatirice:
Dem say coronavirus dey town, dem say the economy no dey smile say dollar just dey trump the naira gbas gbos left and right, the system was designed in a way to keep us in darkness. No hope for the average man. Amd the surge or rise of the youths through crypto currencies. If you be youth wey dey drive benz either your money legal or not. Your catcher dey street. Our mimimum wage ma 30 thousand naira. Money wey be say e no reach ninety dollars for btc. Red jackets go leave politician wey dey collect egungun ontop video dey flex muscle for street. Dey collect bois upandown. I vould go on and on, but the Naija situation no dey help youth at all so one way man got to survive and the peer pressure too. This days parents noor dey help.


Bella Shmurda

“Mama call me say Chinedu is balling what are you doing sonyou are dulling”

That’s a true life story in one line. Bar man wey the bill. I checked the bill and not a problem (the money kuku dey) even though I’m paying for it in a way that I couldn’t explain. Cash or transfer i bellowed? I was at shrine the other day, i hanged out at a skuschis joint and after downing cup after cup of the ‘gutter water’ as we called it i headed to the beach again from the mainland. I figured i could just hangout there overnight. I would’ve gone home or go to an hotel but the cool breeze and the quiet and the calming to watch but rioting waves seemed to be very inviting. As soon as i got there, i paid for a tent, and sat placed my laptop on the table and my phone and just sat there enjoying the cool night breeze. Ahead there were some celestial group pf people engaging in a prayer session and this was normal since it was a public beach. I sat there minding my business when the pastor in the group asked the group to calm down/ chill on their prayers.

“I don’t know who this message is for but the Lord is talking to you, come to me your Gd and you will e saved”

All that still sounded normal to me until he said

“The devil will offer you one and take ten. All of these vanities will destroy you. Your 6 feet no go be 6 , na 12. E go be. If you’re that person all the money wey you get no fit save you”

Then he stopped from what he was saying and went back to his praying. The things the preacher guy said was way off topic to the session they were having earlier he and his folks. Was that message for me? The things he said really pierced my soul and yes e be like say na me this man they reason oo. That message was definitely for me. Yinmu ignored it carry my things commot for beach carry my moto dey go house.
na music u traslate like this? Anyway nice one.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:06am On Dec 16, 2021
Zeel007:
niggaboi don run when Dem cut his leg nah...
you no read the place where en go help niggaboi bail am out from the red jackies hand? The story change somehw abeg.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by iboboyswag(m): 6:25am On Dec 16, 2021
Haakeem:
you no read the place where en go help niggaboi bail am out from the red jackies hand? The story change somehw abeg.

What is it with you people sef...

Allow his creative direction to go the way it wants. If you want the story to end or continue in a certain way, complete it or veer it that way in your mind.

Small story wey everybody dey enjoy, you alone wan decide how e go take go... Abeg chill.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:34am On Dec 16, 2021
iboboyswag:


What is it with you people sef...

Allow his creative direction to go the way it wants. If you want the story to end or continue in a certain way, complete it or veer it that way in your mind.

Small story wey everybody dey enjoy, you alone wan decide how e go take go... Abeg chill.
okay na.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by mokoh(m): 6:37am On Dec 16, 2021
This is getting interesting
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Orente21(f): 7:48am On Dec 16, 2021
The things we do for money. Na wa.its only God dt can save us
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 7:49am On Dec 16, 2021
You readers are stingy with likes. The least you can do is to encourage the Op with likes.
That will keep him motivated to write more.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 7:50am On Dec 16, 2021
Forget that thing, na the same hand wey scratch sweetie for blockos, na hin dey cook sweet make enfor sweet. I visited the first home i built in that Abeokuta South area for a minute. House still stood, I wasn’t going to sleep in it anyway then i got news that red jacket were everywhere in town the same day i came in. To avoid any issues, i decided to sleep there till the next day. Popular belief for niggas and Niggress wey get ride be say. If red Jackie dey town, you’d have to stay off the roads completely. Early momo the next day I decided to take a stroll on foot around the area (my area) as having lived in The highbrows of lagos had set my eye theme to fancy buildings, Painted highways, Lekki toll gate (rip to the victims that lost their lives that night) lasma, vio, uber guy, uber girls, nice fancy and over inflated flats in prices, night life, grills, night clubs and bars, hookers and hoes, highgrade mama puts, beach, half naked girls, nice cars, azzamen dem, hotel interiors, fancy and larger than life iphones delivery/ bile boys and the deafening noise in lagos if at all. but here you got to town from where i lived before you’d get to experience half of those. The quiet here very calming and in that area i giess i had the best ride so to say and one of the reasons i decided to foot it that certain morning. I approached a junction, on the refuse dump somewhere bu the side of the road, i could see a pot sized sacrifice carefully placed, I wouldn’t look at it. From the experience i had with baba,

“if you see sacrifice for where dem keep am, respect am no matter wetin dem take do am because you nor know the spirit wey dem dey take am beg”

Baba’s intel was people see sacrifice and they start praying to God instead of avoiding it, some even approach it with so much confidence and going as far as kicking it, dismantling it or destroying it using The name of Jesus as a barricade. But Jesus was asked about Caesar and he replied and said give what belongs to Caesar to Caesar them come give Caesar him food you come use Jesus do shield go throway am. You go talk boya na your head dem out am. Some people go even dey chop am. You know how many people akufa dey their head ?? If you see sacrifice, if another way dey wey you fit follow abeg follow am.
Na so i carry face for the eboor wey i see, then i passed the same route on my way back. It was a one way to and fro route with no other leads so i had to go through there twice. On my way back, then at the spot where i saw the sacrifice, i could see a mad man there and this time he held the sacrifice sitting down. I was walking bu as fast as i could then he asked me to stop! Men like say he put juju for mouth or maybe na the fear of not wanting to see the sacrifice nahim dey do me or because say the man mad one of these three reasons must be why i stopped. Then i realized it’s not that I couldn’t move but I still stood there. Then the mad man asked me how much I’d pay him for the sacrifice he was holding. Before i decided to move on be on my way in my head then he answered almost immediately and said he wouldn’t even charge me and that the sacrifice was his food. So there was no way he could sell it to me. He then said my own food was a hot plate of wealth and i was eating it in a haste.

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