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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Frederick555: 7:54am On Dec 16, 2021
You are doing well, its getting more interesting update by update.

Op make I no lie for you, you try for this write-up, if not for small thing person for talk say you dey give us life experience but as e be fiction so, na him be say all those empty brain nollywood actors and actress dey trek for where you dey.

Why you nor kukuma go into acting, no role wey you nor go fit play with like this oo.

Keep it up, you are doing well.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by ashatoda: 8:07am On Dec 16, 2021
Omo hear word. A plate of wealth but eating it hot. Eni ba kanju la obe gbigbona yio Jo l'ahon
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:10am On Dec 16, 2021
Frederick555:
You are doing well, its getting more interesting update by update.

Op make I no lie for you, you try for this write-up, if not for small thing person for talk say you dey give us life experience but as e be fiction so, na him be say all those empty brain nollywood actors and actress dey trek for where you dey.

Why you nor kukuma go into acting, no role wey you nor go fit play with like this oo.

Keep it up, you are doing well.


I wrote it some on this thread that I’d learn cinematography. But na music video i wan dey do

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 8:50am On Dec 16, 2021
dodoatirice:



I wrote it some on this thread that I’d learn cinematography. But na music video i wan dey do

Impatient have wasted many young souls cry cry

Ritual no pass make person chop life wey he supposed dey chop till him die under 5 to 20yrs...

Fast Life=Fast death....


Greetings to you Brodaman....

Please keep it coming you don finally buy market cheesy

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 9:31am On Dec 16, 2021
dodoatirice:
I would have acted on what the doctor said, going the native way for treatment, but that would be a case of reporting the devil to the devil. So i spent
Most of my time indoors, I stopped going out completely and ran my errands through bike boys in my estate. My home reeked of the odor from the wound funny enough the odor was satisfying at least to me. But so to say. I was on the ps5 one afternoon when I felt something crawl from my feet onto the tiles that slabbed the whole living area i was going to ignore it at first as I was more focused on the game i was playing but somewhere in the corner of my eyes, i saw something move like it had life. I’d borrow the attention and loaned it to the floor area for a minute and damn i felt my soul cringe. Lo and behold or I’d rather say live and direct, a pinky finger sized maggot crawled out of my decaying feet I’ve never seen anything like i took the tv remote and slapped it on this live creature phech!! The pressures from the tv remote crushed it the tiling was stained with thick black blood. Then a closer look at the decaying feet i found out that there were several other maggots lodge in a mould of decaying flesh.


Baba’s intel was, na wetin your head collect be that. Baba asked me to be happy and that i should be happy that i saw maggots.. he asked me to thank my stars that my feel didn’t decay for nothing. The more maggots i picked out from the feet the bigger and faster my money came. He assured me i fit nor back again but him noor sure. Then baba gave me a hint to mask the foul smell. I’d have to rub shea butter every morning before i went anywhere. Okay i thanked him and dropped the call. I went to my closet, pullednout my unused/never worn designer socks, that was the key. Rub Shea butter, wear socks hit the streets to ball or splurge in peace. Yinmu peace until the devil comes for you again. Next morning. I was ready to take on the world.. i took delivery of shea butter the previous night and rubbed it on the cut and yes of course i removed about 12 live maggots before i preceded to rub shea butter and just like baba predicted, the shea butter instantly shut of the foul smell. Na so i enter my gucci socks, pack money enter car and hit the road. Make i spend money chop small.. its been a while abeg!
okwu ego!
wetin man dey pass through sake of money nor be here o
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:45am On Dec 16, 2021
nxt.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 9:50am On Dec 16, 2021
Succhris:

Na wa ooo. Are you a retired yahoo plus man?
Nice story
xame question I be wan ask?
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 10:03am On Dec 16, 2021
I don come again oh

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 10:03am On Dec 16, 2021
Baba @dodoatirice hope say you don convert this to ebook oh.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:20am On Dec 16, 2021
na wa o
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 10:33am On Dec 16, 2021
This life just da anyhow sad
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 10:56am On Dec 16, 2021
Nice one dodo, the twist for this your fiction no be here, las las na you go still go search for the pastor yourself by the time baba method to stop the decaying smell no work again, honestly that ebo part got me thinking cause it's something anyone that work or live close to a T junction ( orita meta) see frequently, make I begin avoid that sight. what about that small guinea corn, them go just pour dat one for everywhere hope is not part of it o.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anansa0003: 11:05am On Dec 16, 2021
Omo Dodo u miss your chance oo..u don see pastor wey talk about your problem ,u for just go meet am asap...

I smell doom coming..this I have seen..

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dayborlee(m): 11:46am On Dec 16, 2021
UPDAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEE
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Nobody: 12:16pm On Dec 16, 2021
Update, iya yin, update¡¡¡¡
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 12:27pm On Dec 16, 2021
I follow the home boys here go set trap for game today! Village life sweet. E even be like say things no cost reach this side tho.

Time to relax and write more so back to the matter

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 12:49pm On Dec 16, 2021
We dey anticipate.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rhu4xce: 12:52pm On Dec 16, 2021
dodoatirice:
I follow the home boys here go set trap for game today! Village life sweet. E even be like say things no cost reach this side tho.

Time to relax and write more so back to the matter

OP wey correct, chill and relax with dat sativa nah dirty DEC. we dey.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anansa0003: 12:57pm On Dec 16, 2021
dodoatirice:
I follow the home boys here go set trap for game today! Village life sweet. E even be like say things no cost reach this side tho.

Time to relax and write more so back to the matter
Na local weed be that or Na Loud.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:26pm On Dec 16, 2021
Anansa0003:

Na local weed be that or Na Loud.

Na local sk.

Na for town you go get fake loud for here
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:26pm On Dec 16, 2021
Rhu4xce:


OP wey correct, chill and relax with dat sativa nah dirty DEC. we dey.

Ajeh, Durty Dec

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:26pm On Dec 16, 2021
I went about my own way, magots drooped, money trippled, the more the money trippled, the more i sank. I fell deeper into the coven. Into the secrecy another thing, Niggas and Nigress go dey talk say dem sell their soul to the street, i hear that slogan alot but shey your papa know wetin dey involved to sell person soul to the street? ajeh dem noor know wetin that line mean. Because sayyou enter street God help you, you see small change through God’s plan, you come buy crazy jean, buy graphical tshirt, buy iphone wey dey reign come dey shout say you sell your soul to the street abeg who buy am? You dey wyn yourself. I was the defination of selling ones soul to the street and lets leave it like that. I saw i get money to the point where i was asking google how to spend money lavishly. There was always this impulse to spend with ritual money.
Once i went to Ikotun egbe area of Lagos, i drove there to pick up a babe on a date who thought i was a regular rich guy. On a sunny afternoon i maneuvered my benz to this particular street that had upcoming nighas that smoked outside in the open. I pulled up and found an open space, parked and waited for this babe an the niggas from their gaze i could tell they were blaming themselves for being upcoming and i was one dude that pulled up in a benz and so to say it was a challenge for them that couldn’t be replied. The highest they could do was flash their iphones but I was seeing it. Picked up this babe and the long list of stares continued. For their mind, dem wan be like me.. for my mind, i wan be like them. They wanted to be me because i had a flashy car and all the money. I wanted to be them because they had peace. And that was the only thing I lacked if at all. I was heading home from the club one night, i saw another mad guy and this one really directed his statement at me. Small sin, big sin, sin ma sin but your own sin na special sin and when the time come, you go chop the cain. You nor fit escape am. E sure me die. You and who i shot back and went my way. I got home that day as soon as i parked the car, right in the middle of the compound was a black pot. I got close to it and inside was empty. Nothing was in it. Who come put pot for here? But no one out anything i knew just what i had to do. Hello Baba i spoke into the receiver on my end

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 1:50pm On Dec 16, 2021
dodoatirice:
I went about my own way, magots drooped, money trippled, the more the money trippled, the more i sank. I fell deeper into the coven. Into the secrecy another thing, Niggas and Nigress go dey talk say dem sell their soul to the street, i hear that slogan alot but shey your papa know wetin dey involved to sell person soul to the street? ajeh dem noor know wetin that line mean. Because sayyou enter street God help you, you see small change through God’s plan, you come buy crazy jean, buy graphical tshirt, buy iphone wey dey reign come dey shout say you sell your soul to the street abeg who buy am? You dey wyn yourself. I was the defination of selling ones soul to the street and lets leave it like that. I saw i get money to the point where i was asking google how to spend money lavishly. There was always this impulse to spend with ritual money.
Once i went to Ikotun egbe area of Lagos, i drove there to pick up a babe on a date who thought i was a regular rich guy. On a sunny afternoon i maneuvered my benz to this particular street that had upcoming nighas that smoked outside in the open. I pulled up and found an open space, parked and waited for this babe an the niggas from their gaze i could tell they were blaming themselves for being upcoming and i was one dude that pulled up in a benz and so to say it was a challenge for them that couldn’t be replied. The highest they could do was flash their iphones but I was seeing it. Picked up this babe and the long list of stares continued. For their mind, dem wan be like me.. for my mind, i wan be like them. They wanted to be me because i had a flashy car and all the money. I wanted to be them because they had peace. And that was the only thing I lacked if at all. I was heading home from the club one night, i saw another mad guy and this one really directed his statement at me. Small sin, big sin, sin ma sin but your own sin na special sin and when the time come, you go chop the cain. You nor fit escape am. E sure me die. You and who i shot back and went my way. I got home that day as soon as i parked the car, right in the middle of the compound was a black pot. I got close to it and inside was empty. Nothing was in it. Who come put pot for here? But no one out anything i knew just what i had to do. Hello Baba i spoke into the receiver on my end

I see nollywood people making a movie out of this story.
Dodo, you should consider a career in script writing and movie production.
You are that good.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by YoungBruzzy(m): 1:53pm On Dec 16, 2021
Holla911:


I see nollywood people making a movie out of this story.
Dodo, you should consider a career in script writing and movie production.
You are that good.

I swear man, this nigga is fucking good cool

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anansa0003: 1:55pm On Dec 16, 2021
Holla911:


I see nollywood people making a movie out of this story.
Dodo, you should consider a career in script writing and movie production.
You are that good.
Like ..cinema rated..
Life of a Broke Yahoo boy
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Succhris: 1:57pm On Dec 16, 2021
You are doing well
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by uthlaw: 2:50pm On Dec 16, 2021
Maffor!

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 3:54pm On Dec 16, 2021
Pot from nowhere grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 3:54pm On Dec 16, 2021
I once told a Gee guy that the only thing i am enjoying presently is Rest of mind.....

He was Like:Omo ur own better ooo.... As i dey so dem no born me well to sleep for night because wetin my eyes go see mouth no go fit talk am finish lipsrsealed...

He went further:Even Baba wey dey give me soap dey always tell me say the soap dey reduce person life span but to comot hand no just dey easy bro cry

Mehnnnnn make we just leave matter for guys wey wan impress and oppress.....

May God Bless our Legit Hustles cool

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by ashatoda: 4:45pm On Dec 16, 2021
DSC7:
I once told a Gee guy that the only thing i am enjoying presently is Rest of mind.....

He was Like:Omo ur own better ooo.... As i dey so dem no born me well to sleep for night because wetin my eyes go see mouth no go fit talk am finish lipsrsealed...

He went further:Even Baba wey dey give me soap dey always tell me say the soap dey reduce person life span but to comot hand no just dey easy bro cry

Mehnnnnn make we just leave matter for guys wey wan impress and oppress.....

May God Bless our Legit Hustles cool
Amen. Nothing beats legit hustle. Many people claim that they were oppressed or cheated which necessitated their getting into this game but they later realize that the devil is not one you can cheat. Infact he is the one who cheats perfectly. Never trade your peace of mind for anything. Shit might happen which might make you depressed your real bet is still resting your case with God. Trade your soul to the devil you will always lose. It is said in yoruba proverb that:
He who will dine with the devil will have a very long spoon, but I always say that no matter how long your spoon is, the devil is handsomely sitting beside you. You can never outsmart the devil. Know this and know peace. He has been in this game for over 2000 years how old you be sef add all your generations join una no old reach him level. So don't over think your life

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 5:15pm On Dec 16, 2021
d devil will always give with right hand and later take it with left hand
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 5:16pm On Dec 16, 2021
devil wey be say e go give you one use am collect you 50,nxt op.

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