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Your Near Busting Experience by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jan 06, 2022
I saw that post online and i remembered an incident that happened to me sometime in Abuja. This my ex girl took me home unknowingly to me her current guy na air force officer and he rented the apartment for her. After first match make i rest small I was woken up at midnight by her that the guy is at the gate. Omor and na self con I could even hear him outside. She just quickly put on some clothes and went out. She locked me inside and went with him until around 10 AM. Thank God it was a weekend.. I no near that girl house again. grin
Feel free to share ur experiences..

Re: Your Near Busting Experience by VlamesIffect(f): 12:27pm On Jan 06, 2022
Lie Lie.
I have read this exact story before

killmods:
I saw that post online and i remembered an incident that happened to me sometime in Abuja. This my ex girl took me home unknowingly to me her current guy na air force officer and he rented the apartment for her. After first match make i rest small I was woken up at midnight by her that the guy is at the gate. Omor and na self con I could even hear him outside. She just quickly put on some clothes and went out. She locked me inside and went with him until around 10 AM. Thank God it was a weekend.. I no near that girl house again. grin
Feel free to share ur experiences..
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Nobody: 12:30pm On Jan 06, 2022
VlamesIffect:
Lie Lie.
I have read this exact story before
Abeg from where u hear am? If it's NL be rest assured I'm the one this isn't my first moniker so u know.. and besides why lie on a faceless forum? Share urs jare
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Nobody: 12:33pm On Jan 06, 2022
You slept and woke up? Person like me that snores will not have a chance.
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by OloshoMan: 12:36pm On Jan 06, 2022
Lies from twitter as usual
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jan 06, 2022
OloshoMan:
Lies from twitter as usual
Oloshoman u want tell me dem never bust u once huh
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Ekejoestar(m): 12:53pm On Jan 06, 2022
I neva carry girl cum my house or go her house becos of dis kind of issues
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Sekoni003(m):
This girl invited me over to her parents' . I arrived and the first thing I noticed was a man who was apparently her dad smiling in a police uniform in a huge framed picture hung on their sitting-room wall. He was hugely decorated so he was definitely high-ranking. This girl followed my eyes and read my thoughts. She reassured me with a smile he was out and wouldn't be back till the next morning.

I calmed down and sipped the cold Malt she offered me. One thing led to another and our clothes were soon flying all over tongue. I carried her and she pointed the way to her bedroom. I was just tossing her in her bed when I heard the sound of approaching sirens and then the sound of their huge gate opening almost immediately.
We both froze then she half-screamed "yeh, I'm dead!". I muttered to myself: "I'm the dead one here". It was then I remembered I didn't inform anyone of my whereabouts so they would basically have no idea if anything happened to me cry. She jumped out of bed and hurriedly opened her huge wardrobe, signalling me inside and then locking it. I put my phone on silent mode then texted details to my friend before turning my phone off.

Ladies and gentlemen, to cut a long story I spent the night in her wardrobe. Luckily for me, her dad went to work very early the next morning so I was released from my mini-detention. She made breakfast but all her pleas for me to stay and eat before leaving to my house fell on deaf ears. No be me you go put for trouble grin . That was officially the last time I visited a girl at her parents'. If you can't meet in public or come to mine forget about it. Only exception is if you've got a place of your own.
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by apostle96: 1:12pm On Jan 06, 2022
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Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Nobody: 6:09pm On Jan 06, 2022
Sekoni003:
This girl invited me over to her parents' . I arrived and the first thing I noticed was a man who was apparently her dad smiling in a police uniform in a huge framed picture hung on their sitting-room wall. He was hugely decorated so he was definitely high-ranking. This girl followed my eyes and read my thoughts. She reassured me with a smile he was out and wouldn't be back till the next morning.

I calmed down and sipped the cold Malt she offered me. One thing led to another and our clothes were soon flying all over tongue. I carried her and she pointed the way to her bedroom. I was just tossing her in her bed when I heard the sound of approaching sirens and then the sound of their huge gate opening almost immediately.
We both froze then she half-screamed "yeh, I'm dead!". I muttered to myself: "I'm the dead one here". I remembered I didn't inform anyone of my whereabouts so they wouldn't have any idea if anything happened to me cry. She jumped out of bed and hurriedly opened her huge wardrobe, signalling me inside and then locking me inside. I put my phone on silent mode then texted details to my friend before turning my phone off.

Ladies and gentlemen, to cut a long story I spent the night in her wardrobe. Luckily for me, her dad went to work very early the next morning so I was released from my mini-detention. She made breakfast but all her pleas for me to stay and eat before leaving to my house fell on deaf ears. No be me you go put for trouble grin . That was officially the last time I visited a girl at her parents'. If you can't meet in public or come to mine forget about it. Only exception is if you've got a place of your own.
Omor... that was close. U sef see sign to gbes u dey form jagaban. U get luck the father no suspect anything grin
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Franktom247(m): 6:14pm On Jan 06, 2022
This thread must long
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Sekoni003(m): 6:30pm On Jan 06, 2022
killmods:
Omor... that was close. U sef see sign to gbes u dey form jagaban. U get luck the father no suspect anything grin
Bruh something tell me say dat man for shoot me if to say him nab me that day grin.
Thank God for God sha
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Moeman: 9:02pm On Jan 06, 2022
here to read comments
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jan 06, 2022
Moeman:
here to read comments
You better share ur experience.. or u wan say since u begin gbensh dem never bust uhuh
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Moeman: 9:13am On Jan 09, 2022
grin grin
killmods:
You better share ur experience.. or u wan say since u begin gbensh dem never bust uhuh
a ninja can never be busted grin
killmods:
You better share ur experience.. or u wan say since u begin gbensh dem never bust uhuh
a ninja can never be busted
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Boogyman557: 9:27am On Jan 09, 2022
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Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Animegirl(f): 9:35am On Jan 09, 2022
Lol, I dey come read comment later. But this Sunday morning, we caught our cousin bro wanking for the second time. I dey family meeting now cheesy
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Ahmback(m): 11:10am On Jan 09, 2022
Animegirl:
Lol, I dey come read comment later. But this Sunday morning, we caught our cousin bro wanking for the second time. I dey family meeting now cheesy
do well to open a thread for that ...... Wtf
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by Nobody: 2:22pm On Jan 09, 2022
Animegirl:
Lol, I dey come read comment later. But this Sunday morning, we caught our cousin bro wanking for the second time. I dey family meeting now cheesy
Chai.. make una find babe for am before the case go worse oo
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by kals4luv990(m): 3:07pm On Jan 09, 2022
Sekoni003:
Bruh something tell me say dat man for shoot me if to say him nab me that day grin.
Thank God for God sha
death would have been mercy to yu
Re: Your Near Busting Experience by kals4luv990(m): 3:10pm On Jan 09, 2022
Animegirl:
Lol, I dey come read comment later. But this Sunday morning, we caught our cousin bro wanking for the second time. I dey family meeting now cheesy
make una just find woman for am
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