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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 5:33am On Jan 07, 2022
Abeg just broke already boss sad
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 6:55am On Jan 07, 2022
Twelvedemon12:
Abeg just broke already boss sad

Its fiction,

In reality,
Crypto noor go gree

Omo Auntie mi mafoor ehn.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Osas187: 12:15pm On Jan 07, 2022
Epeegee:
One idiot calling those that dropped account details online almajiris,I bet some of this people are far better than you In life,they are just victims of negative circumstances at the moment,you get for now no mean say you no fit broke tomorrow


Nah pride go kill Una

Coming here to form OG,una mama dey suffer for trenches

Ogun kill you for tagging people as online beggars,idiot
grin grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Osas187: 12:28pm On Jan 07, 2022
dodoatiricetwo:
He can keep coming to read contents jUST SHUT IT!! I dont think that’s a hard thing to do.

I remember when you derailed this same piece you’re calling “beautiful piece of art” now. And i don carry am commot for street. He get family now and he’s responsible for them.

But i know you’d read this and agree to shut up.
Your body too dy hot,Og no be your mate.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Osas187: 12:29pm On Jan 07, 2022
Born2winnx:


Dodo you be still smalling pickin with small children sense.

My critics were given to you to sharpen your skills at the beginning as a motivation.. which you improved on.
And I applaud you for that.

but you keep on bringing that criticism I gave you everytime, can't you see that's immature?

You keep on comparing my thread with yours, like can't you see that's immature?.
Bros grow up... anything you do people must talk.


Infact I nor talk on this issue again, because talking more I go dey dent my reputation.
My legacies when dey this nairaland.


Nor be competition..I don dey obsessed with several stories on nl.
Because I love reading.


no one is been bitter.

No one is acting devil.



Na you dodo just dey behave like small pickin.


When I fit say you supposed understand street when you see street.

Tueh
grin grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 1:43pm On Jan 07, 2022
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by MoneyGoDrop: 1:51pm On Jan 07, 2022
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Psady(m): 2:36pm On Jan 07, 2022
Osas187:
Your body too dy hot,Og no be your mate.
Grow up young man! This matter has been trashed.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Osas187: 5:03pm On Jan 07, 2022
dodoatirice:

Small Update
I bought the things he asked me to buy, got home, called Baba again to ask him if he was sure nothing had to be done. Okay no wahala, i dropped the call and did as Osa instructed. They did come, i heard s knock, felt their presence. The whistles and rustling. But they left. Me i just clear the area, turned on my laptop and see what j could do that night. On Baba’s end,

Osa Calls me in the morning..

Bros (laughing heartily on the other end. Brosss i no tel you?? Dem wire Baba oo. Chai e come dey shout dey call your name.

Me cutting in (Shebi you no dey coven how you take know

OSa:
Baba no gree me commot na. Me i lock up inside. I no come out. But e shout your name sotey e come dey beg you join.

Me :
Ehn ehn. Omo you sabi work ooo Chai. No worry no worry, i go do like say i noor know, i dey come coven today.

Osa:
I go stil give you the full gist.


Everything is fair in love and war ojarey
Ten more pages to go down grin

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 8:54pm On Jan 07, 2022
Waiting

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 2:08am On Jan 08, 2022
Anticipating
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Healthrelatedjo: 2:20am On Jan 08, 2022
I don refresh this page tire...lol
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by beyoutifulpat(f): 7:14am On Jan 08, 2022
Update please!!!!

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Fabulouslouie(m): 8:53am On Jan 08, 2022
OP


E be like this story don dey reach final bus stop ooo


Greatest read on Naira land after The Lagos Hustle
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Nobody: 9:27am On Jan 08, 2022
dodoatirice:
But i just wouldn’t stop, I needed to be on the fast lane, foot off the brake.. just like i was before on that bag chasing journey.. i felt like my life had been like a movie, i was the actor and the people that were in it were co actors.. i felt the end was near. I just didn’t know what to do or what to expect physically and spiritually. But i just had to go. But to where? I could only keep on driving, at that point, nothing mattered again, the people, traffic, traffic lights (they didn’t work anyway), the money in my trunk, life itself. I felt like life was shutting out on me… i want to die!! I said to myself.. (then in reality, the Lexus skidded to one side because i let loose on the steering for a moment. And frantically i took control of the steering and brought the car under control in a minute) see pesin wey wan die i though as i drove on more sensibly now. Now that i was snapped out of my thoughts, i looked ahead and looked at my rearview, no one was tailing me.

Ring!!!!! Ring!!!! Ring!!!!!!!!!

Baba’s name appeared on the caller ID… oh my days!!!! … now I can’t stand another bullet talk down or was i ready to talk to anyone.. Phone Phone my phone.. i went into the settings, signed out my icloud, and i was on the fast lane as such so I couldn’t stop.. i pressed a button the windows on my side obeeying the call. I grabbed my iphone and flinged it out through the open windows.. i touched a button again amd the windows defied the law of gravity. Smooth.. this car was my car now if i ever make out of here.. i get house for Abeokuta south na. Ogun state way be that i told myself. More pressure on the throttle of the ever blazing Lexus, i was on the highway in no time!

Wow. Is d story really coming to an end?
It seems I don't want it to stop cry
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 12:00pm On Jan 08, 2022
dodoatirice come drop update naaaaaaaaaw embarassed

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by blesskewe(f): 12:46pm On Jan 08, 2022
Do abeg nado
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by blesskewe(f): 12:46pm On Jan 08, 2022
Dodo
abeg na

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 3:20pm On Jan 08, 2022
Chaiiii...

Inside life....

Baba is taken, who go come dey give u spiritual intel like this now undecided...


Feed us more updates Abegggggg....
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 5:58pm On Jan 08, 2022
Boss we da starve oo

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 7:59pm On Jan 08, 2022
Waiting
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 10:28pm On Jan 08, 2022
dodo peperempe, hope you are doing well? please o drop update .
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 8:45am On Jan 09, 2022
Dodoatirice hope everywhere good sha
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Atticusxsz(m): 1:12pm On Jan 09, 2022
Happy sunday @ Dodoatirice... you're damned too good baba nla. cool

I can relate to 70% of what you just scripted in your supposed fictional story which is far way too real since majority of youngsters residing here in PH and at Asaba, where i served some years back and its environs are into the suppose act and also the plus up effect.

Things upon things of this magnitude dey occur on a steady o. This story of yours is an eye opener to what's been going on within the confines of the said yahoo/yahoo+ brotherhood.

More ink to your pen @Dodoatirice.

I can't seem to realise how i stumble on your thread 2 days ago and I've been insatiable ever since, walking on the pedestrian side of the road, probably running an errand and still so fixated and glued to my phone due to your story.

I'm so jazzed up that i wake up in the middle of the night to recontinue from where i stopped reading after i might have doze off as well.

Who in his sane mind will read through your supposed fictional, revealing and mind shattering story and would still think or go ahead and journey on same lane to quick wealth? shocked

Now that I've come to be on same page as majority of persons on your thread, i can hardly contain the excitement and await for more updates from your quarters our upcoming and foremost cinematographer. grin

You fit still drop short update 4 boiz make we use am quench our insatiable appetite sire. wink

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by operAhdam: 2:12pm On Jan 09, 2022
Atticusxsz:
Happy sunday @ Dodoatirice... you're damned too good baba nla. cool

I can relate to 70% of what you just scripted in your supposed fictional story which is far way too real since majority of youngsters residing here in PH and at Asaba, where i served some years back and its environs are into the suppose act and also the plus up effect.

Things upon things of this magnitude dey occur on a steady o. This story of yours is an eye opener to what's been going on within the confines of the said yahoo/yahoo+ brotherhood.

More ink to your pen @Dodoatirice.

I can't seem to realise how i stumble on your thread 2 days ago and I've been insatiable ever since, walking on the pedestrian side of the road, probably running an errand and still so fixated and glued to my phone due to your story.

I'm so jazzed up that i wake up in the middle of the night to recontinue from where i stopped reading after i might have doze off as well.

Who in his sane mind will read through your supposed fictional, revealing and mind shattering story and would still think or go ahead and journey on same lane to quick wealth? shocked

Now that I've come to be on same page as majority of persons on your thread, i can hardly contain the excitement and await for more updates from your quarters our upcoming and foremost cinematographer. grin

You fit still drop short update 4 boiz make we use am quench our insatiable appetite sire. wink


stay safe o comrade,the story dey addictive truly truly,bur nor go waka enter Keke mouth o cool

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Atticusxsz(m): 2:25pm On Jan 09, 2022
operAhdam:

stay safe o comrade,the story dey addictive truly truly,bur nor go waka enter Keke mouth o cool

You're right bro. It's damned addictive o. I can't seem to hold on 4 updates. I'm kinda restless to get to the end part of the story.

I'm safe now boss since i dey inside room dey refresh and await update from Dodoatirice. grin

Happy sunday bro. smiley
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by SKhanmi: 2:44pm On Jan 09, 2022
The best stories are those that are composed of truths & fiction in equal quantities.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 3:07pm On Jan 09, 2022
SKhanmi:
The best stories are those that are composed of truths & fiction in equal quantities.
This is just the truth. No cappings.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 6:12pm On Jan 09, 2022
@Dodoatirice , I hope you are good and safe ? It's unlike you to go days without update.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Healthrelatedjo: 11:07pm On Jan 09, 2022
Dodo I hope ure good?
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by damosade(m): 4:26am On Jan 10, 2022
dodoatirice:
Inside my Bloddy house, i didn’t what was to come and i just had to be prepared for anything at any moment then. Ring ring ring!!! My phone screamed itself . Baba’s number was on the caller ID.. wait bullet??.

Me:
Hello

Bullet:
Hello ogbeni werey,
Oshatiri
Ati pada logbe baba e nigbe joor
O de shey oo ibon mi to gbe salor
Baba iya e ti wanbi
Toba feran ara e
Yama boor ni station wa
Koma stress olopa

Hello Mr Werey,
You don see am now,
We don go back go carry your Baba oo
And my gun wey you carry run,
Your Baba don dey here
If you love yourself
Dey come station
With my gun wey you carry run
Make you come do your case
Make you no dey stress police!

Gun, Baba, case etc chai this na the real double wahala oo. But but damnmmmmn but i saw baba vanish into thin air na, then i summed it all up together, according to osa, na two types of vanishing dey.. ‘Vanish one’ this type is the type that in the face of danger, before you caput, you go first think where you wan disappear go, you do the signs and off you go.
‘Vanish two’ these type, it seems like you vanished, but the reality of it is that, you’d remain in the same position but just invincible. Now bullet is claiming that they have Baba the. That meant Baba must have used the second Vanish type.. and this type in particular is for the short term.. you’d just be there but invincible and once the countdown completes, your invincibility ends and you can’t use option one or two again for the day. Abi this bullet dey wyn me ni because of him gun wey i carry? Abi which kain wahala be this?

Riiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!


Bullet:
Alaiye yo werey,
Toba tin boor magbagbe ibon mi oo
(No forget my gun!!)

Omo who get time for police, i knew it was only a matter of time if i didn’t go to the station, Baba may lead them to my home (thats if bullet was telling the truth about Baba’s arrest) another thing that was baffling was the fact that I didn’t hear from the spirit world yet. If Baba was really captured, then i was in for a long shift!! Before the system beats me i have to beat the system, i wasn’t gonna take any chances. Upstairs in my room, i threw dome designer ls in my designer bag, picked an array of designer’s shoes, the lexus no plate numbers that Osa bought and didn’t drive, just like I thought, the key was hanging on the drawer.. i grabbed it.. i was gonna go out the room when something just asked me to check his closet. I opened the closet door and there was three three ‘ghana must go’ bags containing cash, money filled to the brim. What was he planning to do with all these monies damn!! I dragged two of the bags to the waiting Lexus, stuffed it in the trunk , went back inside, brought my belongings and thre them in the back seat ready to move. I went back inside, turned off the appliances, cut the power supplies, locked all the windows and doors to each room and locked the main entrance. Got in the car ready to go. Drove outside, alighted again, locked the gate, got in the car and off i went. I haven’t even driven far, i saw a white hilux several cop guys and a familiar figure in cuffs.. Baba looked like he’d seen a ghost in temporary detention. The lexus i drove was all tinted and it was easy for me to drive past the hilux unnoticed… as soon as we passed each other, i noticed as i put pressure on the throttle to get away, my hands on the steering were shaking uncontrollably

You are 100% right about Vanishing.

The first one is called OFE or EGBE while the second one is AFERI.

This your story is Devine from the spirit world. You may not know.
You are a prophet with a pen.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 3:02pm On Jan 10, 2022
Abeokuta was welcoming, i settled in well, Baba no sabi where this my other house dey.. though I encountered dust and cobwebs that i cleaned out, in the attached garage, i even had two cars covered and kept there that i had forgotten about… food even dey store for kitchen sef.. i was settling im, not knowing what to expect. Hmmn. Now that i had ditched my phone, i had to replace that, morning to evening nothing happened still, i then drove from my house to Pansheke Adigbe.. sweet roads for my ford tho…i located tarmac at pansheke and negotiated for an iphone paid for it and drove to Obasanjo presidential lodge Nnpc. I settled for the pool area, plugged the new iphone to the power bank i brought along, proceeded to set it up. Called the waiter, ordered a drink. Sipped on it while i set up the iphone. Once done, i conmected to the hotel wifi hotspot and some how, after browsing several pages here an there i stumbled on a post. Damn, we hit the news: post read;

“BABALAWO ARESSTED WITH SEVERAL HUMAN BODY PARTS YAHOO BOI ON THE RUN”

Damn, i quit the blog page immediately, disconnected from the wifi and hit the road again, make popo no go burst me for outside because i sure say like this like this dem dey find me pa.. i got home as fast as i could. Parked the ford, approached the main building, in no time i was inside. I turned on the lights, everything seemed fine but the light in the kitchen didn’t come on, i had gone there to grab a beer from the fridge. I tried to observe if it was probably the bulb or something then a spark from probably the wires and a small fire started from the spark, small tiny fire before i knew jack or jill, the small fire had traveled around and the kitchen was literally in fire. I was too scared to remember to use the fire extinguisher. Then the spreading fire really spread and like play like play, i had to scramble for safety and watched as the whole flat building burned down completely.. i got help from neighbors tho.. but it wasn’t enough.. the fire service arrived after the house had been completely razed!! I could only save the cars.. the bulk money i brought from Lekki, everything ashes.. another house dey, that one wey i build for Shade. Instead of lodging in hotels, make i kuku goo there. I found a driver who would help me drive the extra car and together we headed for another area of Abeokuta.

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