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Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 8:40pm On Jan 10, 2022
Wawelexy:
Olosho, not even a clean one, na ur type dey ooze down there.... You re not even proud to show ur ugly face.... Filthy LovePeddler....
The same thing your m*omm@ said to your pops before abor**tin* her first and second kid then birthed a wannabe redpiller named wawelexy... grin grin
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by Polynek(m): 8:44pm On Jan 10, 2022
chatinent:
You use the hyperbole well to illustrate the irony of the euphemism.
take am easy na grin
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by Wawelexy(m): 8:50pm On Jan 10, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
The same thing your m*omm@ said to your pops before abor**tin* her first and second kid then birthed a wannabe redpiller named wawelexy... grin grin
Lol..... Everybody have been avoiding u, hence, the reason for ur bitterness towards men, let me advice u, try taking ur bathe regularly, avoid heavy makeups, smell nice, give ur life to Christ and attend Church services regularly.... Maybe God might direct a simp that won't mind ur wide, slack, watery and smelling kitten..... You deserve to be happy too bitch...
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 8:52pm On Jan 10, 2022
Wawelexy:
Lol..... Everybody have been avoiding u, hence, the reason for ur bitterness towards men, let me advice u, try taking ur bathe regularly, avoid heavy makeups, smell nice, give ur life to Christ and attend Church services regularly.... Maybe God might direct a simp that won't mind ur wide, slack, watery and smelling kitten..... You deserve to be happy too bitch...
I hope your m0m@ is doing all of the above huh...
You think you go fit humiliate me with your babyish words huh..?
I go squeeze you till you choke you this little boy..now you can get out of my mention or keep proving what a hoe your m0m@ is.. grin grin
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by Wawelexy(m): 8:56pm On Jan 10, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I hope your m0m@ is doing all of the above huh...
You think you go fit humiliate me with your babyish words huh..?
I go squeeze you till you choke you this little boy..now you can get out of my mention or keep proving what a hoe your m0m@ is.. grin grin
Calling someone who's older than the eldest son in ur family a boy, isn't that funny?

Re you tired, why re u chasing me out of ur mention.... Lol, I dey give am for G-sp0t... You never see anything, OLOSHO... In capital letters..
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 8:57pm On Jan 10, 2022
Wawelexy:
Calling someone who's older than the eldest son in ur family, isn't that funny?

Re you tired, why re u chasing me out of ur mention.... Lol, I dey give am for G-sp0t... You never see anything, OLOSHO... In capital letters..
Like your m0m@... grin
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by Highman56: 8:59pm On Jan 10, 2022
siofra:
I was prettier than the bride so they said I should clean off my make-up or leave. I had to clean off my make-up. I honestly did not know I was prettier than the bride. I wouldn't have disrespected her like that.
Wannabe
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by Justice4Toto: 8:59pm On Jan 10, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
The same thing your m*omm@ said to your pops before abor**tin* her first and second kid then birthed a wannabe redpiller named wawelexy... grin grin
Fernandezisback mother na olosho wow
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 9:00pm On Jan 10, 2022
Justice4Toto:
Fernandezisback mother na olosho wow
I don't have a problem with you tho... grin
You are free to call me whatever you want.. grin
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by Wawelexy(m): 9:01pm On Jan 10, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Like your m0m@... grin
School, u no go!
Work, u no get!
Sense, u no get!
Beauty, for where u wan see am!

Wetin u cum get, kitten! That's all u ve got, that's ur property, that's ur identity... Shameless bitch.... OLOSHO in capital letters....
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by Justice4Toto: 9:02pm On Jan 10, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I don't have a problem with you tho... grin
You are free to call me whatever you want.. grin
Thank you baby
I love you
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 9:03pm On Jan 10, 2022
Wawelexy:
School, u no go!
Work, u no get!
Sense, u no get!
Beauty, for where u wan see am!

Wetin u cum get, kitten! That's all u ve got, that's ur property, that's ur identity... Shameless bitch.... OLOSHO in capital letters....
Like your m0m@..
You go cry tire.. grin grin
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 9:03pm On Jan 10, 2022
Justice4Toto:
Thank you baby
I love you
wink
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by Wawelexy(m): 9:04pm On Jan 10, 2022
Justice4Toto:
Fernandezisback mother na olosho wow
Lol, re u trynna say it's in their DNA? It runs in their blood...
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by Justice4Toto: 9:04pm On Jan 10, 2022
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by YourFavorite21(m): 9:09pm On Jan 10, 2022
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Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by Candidlady: 9:16pm On Jan 10, 2022
omg

see as una just derail topic kai people dey this forum
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by siofra(f): 9:18pm On Jan 10, 2022
chatinent:
Sorry o, the beautiful girl you are talking about, shebi it's not that person on your profile?
It is. Any problem?
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 9:20pm On Jan 10, 2022
Candidlady:
omg


see as una just derail topic
kai people dey this forum
You say what? grin grin grin grin
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by Dbrawllm0098(f): 9:21pm On Jan 10, 2022
I attended a female coworker's wedding. She and the groom were both very young and very religious.

The father walks the bride down the aisle, and it looks like we're in for a beautiful ceremony. But once they arrive next to the groom, the father proceeds to give the groom a lecture on how he will now be responsible for the spiritual well being of the bride. How he (the father) has been her "spiritual leader" her whole life up to now, but the groom is taking over.

While giving this speech, the father managed to strike a terrifying figure, one of those, "You take care of my daughter or I will kill you" types, only the message was "If my daughter falls off her Christian path and ends up going to hell, I'm coming after you, buddy." The groom began to sob as he was being lectured, and it could not have been more awkward for the entire congregation. We watched the father speak as if the bride had no control over her own life, and cause the poor boy to spend the rest of his wedding red-eyed and runny-nosed.
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by yuping(m): 10:33pm On Jan 10, 2022
undecided I just prefer to go outting by myself, I don't know why. party I dey distance myself, I can go clubbing.
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by gstelly: 10:48pm On Jan 10, 2022
siofra:
I was prettier than the bride so they said I should clean off my make-up or leave. I had to clean off my make-up. I honestly did not know I was prettier than the bride. I wouldn't have disrespected her like that.
... Lier something that happened in Germany na im u da claim
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by chatinent(op): 8:36am On Jan 11, 2022
Dbrawllm0098:
I attended a female coworker's wedding. She and the groom were both very young and very religious.

The father walks the bride down the aisle, and it looks like we're in for a beautiful ceremony. But once they arrive next to the groom, the father proceeds to give the groom a lecture on how he will now be responsible for the spiritual well being of the bride. How he (the father) has been her "spiritual leader" her whole life up to now, but the groom is taking over.

While giving this speech, the father managed to strike a terrifying figure, one of those, "You take care of my daughter or I will kill you" types, only the message was "If my daughter falls off her Christian path and ends up going to hell, I'm coming after you, buddy." The groom began to sob as he was being lectured, and it could not have been more awkward for the entire congregation. We watched the father speak as if the bride had no control over her own life, and cause the poor boy to spend the rest of his wedding red-eyed and runny-nosed.
The groom needs a headbutt. Small talk e don dey cry. Na anxiety?
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by luizpippo(m): 9:19am On Jan 11, 2022
I travelled from Kebbi to Ondo town just to serve as groomsman for my guy at his court wedding.

By the time we left the court, reception hall was already full and everyone has practically eaten to their fill, when we asked for food, the grooms sister abi na kinswoman was complaining, while others were muttering their words,I spark like electricity, told her there is no food she can give me there that can cover my TP to let alone fro, or the suit I got because of their family wedding, reminding her that if I am to feed with it, we (me and her) might not finish it in 3 days.
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by chatinent(op): 1:47pm On Jan 11, 2022
luizpippo:
I travelled from Kebbi to Ondo town just to serve as groomsman for my guy at his court wedding.

By the time we left the court, reception hall was already full and everyone has practically eaten to their fill, when we asked for food, the grooms sister abi na kinswoman was complaining, while others were muttering their words,I spark like electricity, told her there is no food she can give me there that can cover my TP to let alone fro, or the suit I got because of their family wedding, reminding her that if I am to feed with it, we (me and her) might not finish it in 3 days.
Lol.

You really provoke o
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by Mexyz(m): 2:18pm On Jan 11, 2022
Dbrawllm0098:
I attended a female coworker's wedding. She and the groom were both very young and very religious.

The father walks the bride down the aisle, and it looks like we're in for a beautiful ceremony. But once they arrive next to the groom, the father proceeds to give the groom a lecture on how he will now be responsible for the spiritual well being of the bride. How he (the father) has been her "spiritual leader" her whole life up to now, but the groom is taking over.

While giving this speech, the father managed to strike a terrifying figure, one of those, "You take care of my daughter or I will kill you" types, only the message was "If my daughter falls off her Christian path and ends up going to hell, I'm coming after you, buddy." The groom began to sob as he was being lectured, and it could not have been more awkward for the entire congregation. We watched the father speak as if the bride had no control over her own life, and cause the poor boy to spend the rest of his wedding red-eyed and runny-nosed.
This really happened in a wedding?

That was absolute nonsense from the bride's father.
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jan 11, 2022
kinzation:
The babe I told to gimme her number dey do one kyn
So I hit her intentionally and the soup poured on her white

I feel fulfilled tho grin grin grin
Emi ika
hahaahaa guy man
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by shantti(m): 8:43pm On Jan 11, 2022
I went to a Yoruba wedding with my shirt, jeans trousers and sneakers. Everyone at the wedding was putting on expensive and extravagant lace material except me. I felt so ashamed that day.
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by chatinent(op): 9:47pm On Jan 11, 2022
shantti:
I went to a Yoruba wedding with my shirt, jeans trousers and sneakers. Everyone at the wedding was putting on expensive and extravagant lace material except me. I felt so ashamed that day.
You were feeling ashamed and some people were feeling your difference was dope.
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by Robnectar(m): 5:09pm On Jan 13, 2022
chatinent:
Sorry o, the beautiful girl you are talking about, shebi it's not that person on your profile?
boss are u goin to help me track the phone.... PLc help me abg huh
Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by chatinent(op): 6:45pm On Jan 13, 2022
Robnectar:
boss are u goin to help me track the phone.... PLc help me abg huh
I shall if you agree with my charge.
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