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The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by Vinnie2000(m): 11:07pm On Jan 13, 2022 |
Just Seated in a Barbing Salon and Listened to Magnito's song ft Patoranking 'If I get Money ehn'.. That he will Employ Mikel Obi, Would make Nicki Minaj his Side Chick and make his Landlord to State the Prize of his House in one word! The Hilarious Song got me Thinking. If I Got Three Digits Billions or even Trillions, What are some Crazy things I would do.. *I Will Employ Gen Tukur Buratai as my Bodyguard. *Will Pay Reno Omokri to become my House Boy! *I Will Propose marriage to Genevieve and if she says Yes, will divorce her After 3 weeks! *I Will Pay NTA to suspend their 9 O Clock news and Air my Son's naming ceremony Live! *Will Pay Tiwa Savage to be his Nanny/my PA.. Lolsss.. READERS, FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS! Also Feel Free to Take to Front Page! Thanks! 44 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by maiiilooo(m): 11:11pm On Jan 13, 2022 |
Ok Omooo hunger dey ooo.. I go feed my family Pay all the restaurants and eateries in my area to give out food free till my money finish.. Afterall nothing dey this world ..na only u and ur God 273 Likes 18 Shares |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by Kingsteve(m): 11:28pm On Jan 13, 2022 |
In a nutshell... 1. I will change so many people's lives. To them, I'll be a mini god. 2. I can have whatever I want...anything, I mean absolutely anything money can buy. 3. No matter how minimalistic my dressing, I'd always look dapper. A head turner! 4. Top notch chilling in the most exotic locations on earth. 46 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by EmzyT: 11:55pm On Jan 13, 2022 |
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Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by Omicron007: 11:59pm On Jan 13, 2022 |
I would buy Nairaland. I would make my personal griller and be paying him Taaty-Kay every month. 227 Likes 16 Shares |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by Vinnie2000(m): 12:01am On Jan 14, 2022 |
Kingsteve: No Crazy Stuffs, bro? |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by Vinnie2000(m): 12:02am On Jan 14, 2022 |
Omicron007: Lolsss... With the Hyperinflation in Nigeria nw, you suppose increase him Salary nah! 54 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by MANNABBQGRILLS: 1:28am On Jan 14, 2022 |
*singin* I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad Buy all of the things I never had Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen Oh every time I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights, yeah A different city every night, oh I I swear the world better prepare For when I'm a billionaire Yeah I would have a show like Oprah I would be the host of everyday Christmas Give Travie your wish list I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had shit Give away a few Mercedes like 'Here lady have this' And last but not least grant somebody their last wish It's been a couple months that I've been single so You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho Ha ha get it? I'd probably visit where Katrina hit And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid Everywhere I go, Imma have my own theme music Oh every time I close my eyes (What you see what you see brah?) I see my name in shining lights (Uhuh uhuh yeah what else?) A different city every night, oh I I swear the world better prepare (for what?) For when I'm a billionaire Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire I'll be playing basketball with the President Dunking on his delegates Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it But keep the fives, twenties, tens and bens completely separate And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket We in recession but let me take a crack at it I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was Eating good, sleeping soundly I know we all have a similar dream Go in your pocket, pull out your wallet And put it in the air and sing I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad (so bad) Buy all of the things I never had (buy everything ha ha) Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (what up Oprah) Oh every time I close my eyes (What ya see, what you see brah?) I see my name in shining lights (Uh huh, uh huh, what else?) A different city every night, oh I I swear the world better prepare (for what?) For when I'm a billionaire (yeah, sing it) Oh oooh oh oooh when I'm a billionaire Oh oooh oh oooh I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad! @the bolded in red above is all we live for @[b][/b]. May God make our dreams come true. So shall it be in Jesus Name. Let's dance for the Lord as we work and pray towards that.... 32 Likes 9 Shares
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Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by ILoveDemMANNA: 1:32am On Jan 14, 2022 |
Omicron007:Isn't this funny? As dem MANNA don tell una for few times on this forum. If you meet the youngest one at dem MANNA, Na yes ma, yes sir u go dey shout upandan in their presence. You will never even be able to look dem in the eyes. You better get busy with life this year to give your life a meaning and make your people proud instead of allowing people on social media to live rent-free on your head! Social media nuisances everywhere...... See dem.... 10 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by Biggie2000(m): 4:00am On Jan 14, 2022 |
See as Felix terungwa just ruined this beautiful thread mtcheeeew 43 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by Cousin9999: 6:35am On Jan 14, 2022 |
I'd find an African or black nation with a progressive government. Then I'd find an area that was well located and already partially developed enough for fairly easy expansion and development. I would negotiate with locals to temporarily relocate in exchange for property, shares, and other things. Then I would build a tiny city as the foundation of what would hopefully become a small destination city. I would use tourism earnings to expand the city. Ideally, I would also want tourism and investment to finance the municipal safety net. And I'd want to block foreign investors from being parasites. I would also create an immigration program specifically to bring workers from African nations and the diaspora to fill labor gaps, raise diversity, and raise the population. I wouldn't buy anything "exotic" because that's just not fun to me. I mean I would get expensive, well-made things, but nothing that you would recognize as luxury. Even my gifts would be like that. 37 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by Vinnie2000(m): 7:46am On Jan 14, 2022 |
ILoveDemMANNA: Isn't thus funny? As dem MANNA don tell una for few times on this forum. If you meet the youngest one at dem MANNA, Na yes ma, yes sir u go dey shout upandan in their presence. You will never even be able to look dem in the eyes. Social media nuisances everywhere...... See dem.... Hahaha! I thought You will call ur Police on him as Usual.. He went on Leave ? 31 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by Omicron007: 10:33am On Jan 14, 2022 |
[s] ILoveDemMANNA:[/s] Yeye dey smell. 54 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by RisenJoe(m): 10:57am On Jan 14, 2022 |
Omicron007: Griller wey no get phone number or office address for people to patronize him. 50 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by helinues: 11:44am On Jan 14, 2022 |
Lazy man thinking. You want to become a billionaire overnight without doing anything. Joseph, wake up it's dawn 26 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by helinues: 11:45am On Jan 14, 2022 |
Omicron007: So are you going to credit the person after providing all what you have listed? 4 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by Vinnie2000(m): 11:52am On Jan 14, 2022 |
helinues: Lolsss.. But This has 1% Chance of happening in a Man's Life! Besides I believe you must have heard of some persons who stumbled upon Wealth! 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by helinues: 12:25pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
Vinnie2000: Even that stumbled self na effort. If the person sit in one place and be expecting the money to just appear, na jonzing be that. Even before politicians go steal billions Dem go contest first Before armed robber would go and Rob bank, they must prepare by getting necessary weapons I don't really think that overnight fortune exist self, there must be some kind of effort, it could even be good deed. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by Vinnie2000(m): 12:34pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
helinues: How about a person who Suddenly becomes a Beneficiary of a Huge Family Inheritance? Just like Chris Rock in the old American movie 'Bad Company'.. 4 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by OlawaleBammie: 12:47pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
Ok I wil sleep back, visit my Dreamland to review the work i actually did, or d gamble i made to become a billionaire overnight 3 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by EXLOVER(m): 12:47pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
When i become a billionaire, my plan is to give my Chef 1 million naira to make a nice goat meat pepper soup for me, and a nice red wine. When i become a billionaire, Any beautiful Hollywood actress i like after seeing her movie, i will invite her to Nigéria to spend the weekend with me in my beautiful empire. When i become a billionaire, i will buy an island, there will be party every weekend with bikini girls all over, enough weed and buzz, no internet service to avoid distraction. When i become a billionaire, I will travel all the countries in the world and get a girl pregnant for me, i want to plant my seed all over the world. All this are just the fun side of my billionaire nature. 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by FuckEveryday: 12:48pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
I'll wake up from the dream and go look for my daily bread 21 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by Fyie: 12:48pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
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Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by GboyegaD(m): 12:48pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
Take 3 months off work to travel round the world. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by Zico5(m): 12:48pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
My household are out of this contraption called Niger area. This country is not different from Hell. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by inoki247: 12:48pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
ok |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by money121(m): 12:48pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
Ok |
Re: The Craziest Things You Would Do If You Became An Overnight Billionaire? by Tony5050(m): 12:49pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
Make the money come first..... 1 Like 1 Share |
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