I'll run for president or governor and hope to win their hearts with money,
But will make the required changes we need in this country.

The end would justify the means

I would order for two plates of rice and chicken, and actually eat both....

I've always wanted to try that.

After that, I'd do unlimited internet subscription, and lock myself in my room and be chilling

Op you crazy ooo
NTA to hair your son naming with 1702 camera : you want make eye dey pain us?

Omicron007:



I would buy Nairaland.

I would make my personal griller and be paying him Taaty-Kay every month.

look he is use to licking asses anyway

Crazy you say?
I would take 30mil and walk the full length of my street giving out 10k to everybody I meet,when the money is exhausted I go back to the house and park out from the area.

I would sleep for days

Vinnie2000:
Just Seated in a Barbing Salon and Listened to Magnito's song ft Patoranking 'If I get Money ehn'..

That he will Employ Mikel Obi, Would make Nicki Minaj his Side Chick and make his Landlord to State the Prize of his House in one word!

The Hilarious Song got me Thinking. If I Got Three Digits Billions or even Trillions, What are some Crazy things I would do..

*I Will Employ Gen Tukur Buratai as my Bodyguard.
*Will Pay Reno Omokri to become my House Boy!
*I Will Propose marriage to Genevieve and if she says Yes, will divorce her After 3 weeks!
*I Will Pay NTA to suspend their 9 O Clock news and Air my Son's naming ceremony Live!
*Will Pay Tiwa Savage to be his Nanny/my PA..


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If I become an overnight billionaire nothing special will change a out me..
Only my confidence will improve
Aside that nothing else
Talking from experience
Good health over money

I will make sure my Mummy received the best medical care in the world.

Omo Na to share like 10 million Naira each to my real gees, After that I buy Swiss Or Canadian Passports For My immediate Nuclear family members ... Buy house abroad then we Jaakpaaa comot Nigeria the Next week.

I will give everything to Charity

I would immediately give each extended family members twenty million naira as a start.

Those that used it well would graduated to fifty million each. And so on.

I will buy Nigeria.

So sweet

EteBabaagba222:
I will make sure my Mummy received the best medical care in the world.

But I don't do betting nor loto.
There is zero chance of getting that kind of money.

Confirm!

maiiilooo:
Ok
Omooo hunger dey ooo..
I go feed my family
Pay all the restaurants and eateries in my area to give out food free till my money finish..
Afterall nothing dey this world ..na only u and ur God

Omo make i try this one...

1. Call Cosgrove and acquire Estates at Guzape and Gwarimpa, then acquire same in Lagos (Lekki).

2. Dangote to arrange monyhly supply of all Household food products and other consumables for 50years.

3. Direct UBA to make monthly payments of 1.5 million into Family members account, including low income earning friends, staff, and associates, for 60 years. At least let the money not be very high to take them out of mind. Said amount would be adjusted based on inflation or miraculous deflation.

4. Direct Coscharis Motors to replace each vehicle after attaining 100,000 Kms, and to swap with a brand new upon accident or any recognizable damage. Swapping is subject to upgrading to the latest model.

5. Emirates Air to make weekly arrangements of travel and tour for interested family members and associates.

6. Pay for VIP Lounge at various clubs for 50 years.

MAKE I STOP HERE TO RATHER PRAY AND WORK HARDER...

I will buy my village

I will give 10% to the owner

I go slap people for road, then give them 30k each for the slap.
Then order my barber not to barb anyone for 3 days. He will be in the salon but will tell all customers that he's been paid to come to work but not to barb for 3 days.
I will beckon On any pretty gal I see with a bundle of cash.

I'll touch as many lives as possible!

I hate to see people live in poverty and hopelessness...

# WE RISE BY LIFTING OTHERS

Nothing. I’ll just give out more. Then sleep…

maiiilooo:
Ok
Omooo hunger dey ooo..
I go feed my family
Pay all the restaurants and eateries in my area to give out food free till my money finish..
Afterall nothing dey this world ..na only u and ur God

u can lie ehn...

Aswearugaaad

I'd buy the White House and turn it to a hotel.

jayice:
Crazy you say?
I would take 30mil and walk the full length of my street giving out 10k to everybody I meet,when the money is exhausted I go back to the house and park out from the area.

Before you reach house, dem don kidnap you.

I will buy a passport ($150k) that can take me to over 177 countries visa-free on visa on arrival.

Buy a house in Lekki

Buy a $50k vehicle and relax first to think about the next step

I will travel to ogoni and use #500 to make buhari run mad.

Then I will be left with
#999, 999, 500

I will
1. Buy cow (many 100m)
2. Invest in real estate(400m)
3. Travel abroad to study chemical engineering plus PhD(40m)
4.Buy crypto (400m)
5. Fixed (60m) in bank for 10yrs .
Gaskia ...

einsteine:


Before you reach house, dem don kidnap you.

Smh Not in my street!

Vinnie2000:
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How about a person who Suddenly becomes a Beneficiary of a Huge Family Inheritance?

Just like Chris Rock in the old American movie 'Bad Company'..

You are talking about movies. Give real life examples

this guy ehn

Factfinder1:
Bleep all the nollywood female actresses

Cousin9999:
I'd find an African or black nation with a progressive government. Then I'd find an area that was well located and already partially developed enough for fairly easy expansion and development. I would negotiate with locals to temporarily relocate in exchange for property, shares, and other things. Then I would build a tiny city as the foundation of what would hopefully become a small destination city. I would use tourism earnings to expand the city. Ideally, I would also want tourism and investment to finance the municipal safety net. And I'd want to block foreign investors from being parasites. I would also create an immigration program specifically to bring workers from African nations and the diaspora to fill labor gaps, raise diversity, and raise the population.

I wouldn't buy anything "exotic" because that's just not fun to me. I mean I would get expensive, well-made things, but nothing that you would recognize as luxury. Even my gifts would be like that.

i love this. Sounds like something ill love to do

Omicron007:



I would buy Nairaland.

I would make my personal griller and be paying him Taaty-Kay every month.

So you no go open church for Pastor Righteousness

Op, hope you will not be like this man below