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Bleep all the nollywood female actresses

Hmmmmmmmmm

Nothing crazy.

Just live a normal life

Invest in my business, parents, pastor, wife, children and the society.... Then get a nice Ford SUV for weekend trips.... I no dey leave Naija... We die here...

Most of the things you people posted are basic and boring sh*t.

I don't know wether it's small mindedness or just catching cruise with the topic.

But seriously? Most of the things that were mentioned you don't even need billions to achieve them.

I would probably adopt 1 million children and spend millions training them for about 20 years in various forms of sabotage, espionage, infiltration and spy networking. Then they'd enter every government, organisation, institution, economy, and structure of the world as my sleeper agents. Then one day I'd give the order and there would be a global takeover of ever single system in the world under my control, behest and direction

You asked for the craziest!!!

Codedruns go hear am sha. Toto go just full my house. Maaaad. Foursome things o.

If you be billionaire and you get wife or girlfriend, you're wasting your potential. Dey fûck different toto daily. Budget 20m per annum for toto. You can't fûck the same toto twice.

Gift a random person a car

I'll spend all my remaining days traveling all over the world,,

Doing steady giveaways etc

I would crash housing prices in Abuja.

I will carry 10 women in one night

Nah to employ lai mohammed as my gate man


Femi adeshina go dey wash my car

I won't do no crazy thing...But if I became an overnight billionaire, I'll first look for my siblings and change their lives for good before thinking of what to do for myself.

First I will get my parents the best luxuries life got to offer

Then dash a few millions to my very close siblings

I will then relocate to Japan & buy a nice mansion with all of natures splendor.

Use a couple like 30% of d money on stocks like S&P 500 & 10% on Nigerian stock exchange, 5% on bitcoin & ETH

I will also buy large chunk of shares in manga & anime license companies


I will also start dressing like below

I will Enlarge my dick, then begin spend the money

[s][quote author= post=109349920]*singin*



I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights, yeah
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire


Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of everyday Christmas
Give Travie your wish list
I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had shit
Give away a few Mercedes like 'Here lady have this'
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
It's been a couple months that I've been single so
You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho
Ha ha get it? I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid
Everywhere I go, Imma have my own theme music


Oh every time I close my eyes
(What you see what you see brah?)
I see my name in shining lights
(Uhuh uhuh yeah what else?)
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare (for what?)
For when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire


I'll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twenties, tens and bens completely separate
And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good, sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket, pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing


I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad (so bad)
Buy all of the things I never had (buy everything ha ha)
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (what up Oprah)
Oh every time I close my eyes
(What ya see, what you see brah?)
I see my name in shining lights
(Uh huh, uh huh, what else?)
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare (for what?)
For when I'm a billionaire (yeah, sing it)
Oh oooh oh oooh when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh
I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad!

@the bolded in red above is all we live for @[b][/b].

May God make our dreams come true.[/quote][/s]

Firstly, I would fortify my security...get like 2or 3 armed-to-the-teeth, stern-looking Mopols and one personal driver.

Then invest heavily on my already laid-down business ideas.

Depending on the source of the money, I might consider venturing into politics (Senatorial post).

Read the answers and see why even some outwardly innocent prayers dey hard to answer

Cos dem go become menace to society or create more problems

Now you know why dem no wan pick your call. Change your mindset so dem go answer you

Laeroy:
I won't do no crazy thing...But if I became an overnight billionaire, I'll first look for my siblings and change their lives for good before thinking of what to do for myself.

ya I believe you. Ladies do dis more than guys. My Bros said more than dis. As de money come, him quickly marry come the build future with him wife. Lol

[quote author= post=109349920]*singin*



I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights, yeah
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire


Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of everyday Christmas
Give Travie your wish list
I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had shit
Give away a few Mercedes like 'Here lady have this'
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
It's been a couple months that I've been single so
You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho
Ha ha get it? I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid
Everywhere I go, Imma have my own theme music


Oh every time I close my eyes
(What you see what you see brah?)
I see my name in shining lights
(Uhuh uhuh yeah what else?)
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare (for what?)
For when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire


I'll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twenties, tens and bens completely separate
And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good, sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket, pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing


I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad (so bad)
Buy all of the things I never had (buy everything ha ha)
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (what up Oprah)
Oh every time I close my eyes
(What ya see, what you see brah?)
I see my name in shining lights
(Uh huh, uh huh, what else?)
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare (for what?)
For when I'm a billionaire (yeah, sing it)
Oh oooh oh oooh when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh
I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad!

@the bolded in red above is all we live for @[b][/b].

May God make our dreams come true.[/quote]How u still dey get time to type all these epistle still dey baffles me.

I will use the whole money buy land, that's all











Investment is good in a wise way

Asides trying to over take Elon musk as richest man? Start a special foundation to help others and create discoveries change the world.

Sorry billionaire in naira or dollars??

School first..
Before anything
I would change my institution to abroad and start schooling there

The average Nigerian is too materialistic, selfish and greedy. This is the main problem impeding our development.

Humanity first
Hunger dey town

1. I will incinerate 2.5 million dollars in a burner to create warmth under AC for just myself to surpass Pablo Escobar record of burning 2million dollars...

2. I will buy Benz E500 bullet proof, the type our presidio uses, take off the top and park dirt with it to break Fela Anikulapo record of what he did to one Lagos stat gov.

3. I will build an artificial community/ village and crown myself king, the bless everyone in my village with 20m, no poor man in my village, u come to my village, u become rich...

I will faint , wake up, faint again and wake up

I'm very sure I'll do well....
When I hit little change like two years back...I'm so proud how take control myself, and what I did with it....still have like 80% of those money as assets now...


If i see legit grant/ loan of like 5m, omo...I'll do very well oo.

VACATION

I would build a training center for all poor kids and then Centers for Job employment.