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You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by kanmie(op): 10:00am On Jan 16, 2022

As a husband you get home and find your wife sleeping next to this. What would you do?

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by mymadam(m): 10:02am On Jan 16, 2022

Eat IT, of course lipsrsealed

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Anigreat: 10:07am On Jan 16, 2022*

I will received the message she's trying to pass immediately. That I am not performing my husband's duty in the bed, also that I am not giving her the needed satisfaction. As such, i will immediately grabbed her and smash/pulverized that wonderful pussy of hers to smithereens ..that she moan and gasped for breath. I will so do things to that her pussy.

I can even take the cucumber and sellotaped it to my dicck and put the both at once inside that amazing wetty pinkish hole of her honey pot.

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Nobody: 10:07am On Jan 16, 2022

mymadam:
Eat IT, of course

Eat which of them exactly? There're two things there. The coochie or the cucumber?

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Haakeem(m): 10:07am On Jan 16, 2022

mymadam:
Eat IT, of course

disgusting.

Check my signature out,its for real,no forget to come thank me later.

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by mymadam(m): 10:13am On Jan 16, 2022

SmellySperm:
Eat which of them exactly? There're two things there. The coochie or the cucumber?

Baad guy... Terrible you grin

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Geniuelander: 10:42am On Jan 16, 2022

mymadam:
Baad guy... Terrible and Stupid you

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Nobody: 11:26am On Jan 16, 2022

Most unattractive seduction. What happened to wearing a sexy lingerie, with alluring candle scents while playing 'I Want Your Sex,” by George Michael?

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Mophor: 12:06pm On Jan 16, 2022

Issokay!!!

Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by segtech68: 12:40pm On Jan 16, 2022

that's cheating, if my wife would use intimacy gadget , i should be informed. Not that when we are both suppose to be Hot, she has already pleased herself , what will be left for me

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Nobody: 12:46pm On Jan 16, 2022

HenryDion:
Most unattractive seduction. What happened to wearing a sexy lingerie, with alluring candle scents while playing 'I Want Your Sex,” by George Michael?

You read too much ~~romantic~~ useless novels, stop it before it turns you to a vicious simp. That's if you are not one already.

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by paulolee(m): 1:00pm On Jan 16, 2022

simply means the man no de satisfy her, some men say dey prefer this than the woman cheating but I prefer none bcoz its rubbish
if I end up not satisfying my wife, we both talk about ways dt I can do so without ending up draining or killing my self.
if the options is not Owkay with both parties, she's free to leave, how can she be comparing me to a mere object? its rubbish

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by NwaNimo1(m): 2:33pm On Jan 16, 2022

I will shout.......

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...and then freeze!

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Transporter20: 2:33pm On Jan 16, 2022

Nairaland.com grin

nothing we no go see.

But she go gats explain herself.

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by freshkpomo(m): 2:34pm On Jan 16, 2022

I will ask her what is it doing on the bed, if she says she was about eating it and slept off. I will jejely smell it to be sure, then hand it back to her..

Two days time she will meet me sleeping with two naked women, if she ask, I will also say to her that I was about eating them and I slept off.

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Iliveforever(m): 2:34pm On Jan 16, 2022

My girl will not have anything to do with the cucumber cos my dick is bigger and longer than that cucumber..

I’m a gentleman but not a gentleman down there, you guys can ask iyaebe

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by TalkTalkTwins(m): 2:34pm On Jan 16, 2022

Eat before you eat!

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by KiNg0G: 2:34pm On Jan 16, 2022

hahahaha

Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by maak400: 2:34pm On Jan 16, 2022

Which kain topic be dis, today is Sabbath day, keep it holy joor grin

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by joviegghead: 2:34pm On Jan 16, 2022

Hmm
Slap her back to life, while holding the cucumber for an explanation!

If she has been starving me of sex, then she's leaving my house. She's mad.

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Cholls(m): 2:34pm On Jan 16, 2022

My brother I will fvck her

That's what you want to hear

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Holadokun(m): 2:35pm On Jan 16, 2022

Just fruit

Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by CaptainFM1: 2:35pm On Jan 16, 2022

She's indirectly telling you, your stick is not as strong as that Cucumber �.

Garrit?

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by sirblend: 2:35pm On Jan 16, 2022

Childish topic.

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by kolafolabi(m): 2:35pm On Jan 16, 2022

This is something one needs to worry about. Is either she is a nympho or the husband does not satisfy to expectation. I recommend an harmless Viagra product for the husband so as to save his marriage..

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Deicide: 2:35pm On Jan 16, 2022

Anigreat:

I will received the message she's trying to pass immediately. That I am not performing my husband's duty in bed, and I will immediately grab her and smash and pulverize the pussy to smithereens ..that she moan and gasp for breath.

Na so them go talk but na 2 minutes man

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by MANNABBQGRILLS: 2:35pm On Jan 16, 2022

The good ol' days......
Reminiscent times......

Gone are those days,
When men were boys,
When women were girls,
And when virginity was...................!

Back in our days,
We eat cucumber or use it for brighter and clearer eyes,
But this generation have turned everything upside down,
Back then Apple was a fruit,
And pussy is a cat,
But now..... all of dem have joined bad gangs.

May the next generation get it right in Jesus name we pray....

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