Stupid question

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SmellySperm:

Eat which of them exactly? There're two things there. The coochie or the cucumber?

Na you dey see coochie.

J

Issorite.

what sort of stupid question is this, what's nairaland turning into

Drive straight to a Dr's office...agbo vendor...pasita...and ... . Most men don knack sotey their third leg don die and now suffering the "innocent" woman

First of, my baby girl would never have no reason to use a cucumber in my absent. With the way that I work this BBC on her, every other thang is useless.

But if you wanna know what I'd do when I come home and see my girl in bed with a vibrator right next to her:

( of course, I am freaky enough to want her using a vibrator on her clit, her nipples, in her mouth whilst I'm thrusting in and out of her coochie).

Would hop into the shower and take a shower, freshen up and then walk up to her in bed with my lips on her forehead, her cheek and on her lips whilst my hand is on her waist. She'd give me a smile with her eyes still shut then I'd say to her whilst rubbing on her waist....

You can't satisfy anyone into Cucumber again, give up already before you kill yourself. Cucumber no dey tire oh! No do pass yourself to please anyone.

Lol. I'll admire it... Rub it and get a hard-on!

That's a sign the husband is not active on bed.....

Nooo. It's energy demanding. The lady is trying to tell him that he has no gas in his tank. A man gas tank should not be less than 500litres to power and satisfy a woman.

thank God an very very good on bed

What will i do??
It's normal
I can't kill myself


I will ask her everytin i need to know and try understand her.

Wake her up to go get my food

Hmmmmm


Toyota corrola 2006 tokunbo with Alloy wheels. 2.6m today deal. Whatasp me asap for pics.

kanmie:
As a husband you get home and find your wife sleeping next to this. What would you do?

buy groundnut, wash and eat the cucumber

Anigreat:



I will received the message she's trying to pass immediately. That I am not performing my husband's duty in the bed, also I am not giving her the needed satisfaction. As such, i will immediately grabbed her and smash/pulverized the pussy to smithereens ..that she moan and gasped for breath. I will so do things to that her pussy.

I can even take the cucumber and solotaped it to my dicck and put the both at once inside that amazing wetty pinkish hole of her honey pot.

Imagine after doing all this and she still end up telling you she isn't satisfy
Anyway, you are saying all this because you are sex starve

I will carry the cucumber cut one side out and cut a deep circular hole in the middle, then fill it with versline and drop it back there. When she wake up she will see it and know that the future is not female

How did you make it grow big and long? I want mine be like that. Mine is 4 inch long but more than 6 inch long on erection. I dey feel inferior for it
quote author=Iliveforever post=109420021]My girl will not have anything to do with the cucumber cos my dick is bigger and longer than that cucumber..

I’m a gentleman but not a gentleman down there, you guys can ask iyaebe [/quote]

Transporter20:
Nairaland.com nothing we no go see.

But she go gats explain herself.

She was preparing or planning to eat it while in bed, got overwhelmed by tiredness, and slept off without sucking sorry, eating it!

Lol

I will turn back, Go to the market and buy cucumber worth 10k, different sizes.

I will not touch her for the next one year except we both know about it. Me wey I don tire of jollof rice before, its a good excuse for me to taste numerous puna outside

popesco123:
How did you make it grow big and long? I want mine be like that. Mine is 4 inch long but more than 6 inch long on erection. I dey feel inferior for it
quote author=Iliveforever post=109420021]My girl will not have anything to do with the cucumber cos my dick is bigger and longer than that cucumber..

I’m a gentleman but not a gentleman down there, you guys can ask iyaebe

My brother na God oo. When I’m not Hot it becomes very small, but when it’s the time for vawulence, the size scares me at times..


Without drugs I last minimum of 45 minutes..

Like I said it’s God’s special Gift to me

Victorclean1:
Nooo. It's energy demanding. The lady is trying to tell him that he has no gas in his tank. A man gas tank should not be less than 500litres to power and satisfy a woman.

Satisfy, satisfy, satisfy... Everything and Everytime satisfy a woman!!!

That's why many men have become quite useless in life!!!

Sex nowadays is all about satisfying women at all cost! It's so funny and pathetic!!!

I will take a snap and call her people immediately...

Anigreat:



I will received the message she's trying to pass immediately. That I am not performing my husband's duty in the bed, also that I am not giving her the needed satisfaction. As such, i will immediately grabbed her and smash/pulverized that wonderful pussy of hers to smithereens ..that she moan and gasped for breath. I will so do things to that her pussy.

I can even take the cucumber and sellotaped it to my dicck and put the both at once inside that amazing wetty pinkish hole of her honey pot.

when last do you visit any house of prayer. I think you need soul and mind cleansing seriously.

I will eat them all

kanmie:
As a husband you get home and find your wife sleeping next to this. What would you do?

Smell the cucumber to ascertain if it has been used or not and where it was used(very key in this situation)