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I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by Supremedrizzy(m): 8:27pm On Jan 23, 2022
After a period of struggle without making a head way, I've decided to end my frustrated life. But no I won't use sniper or jump into a river. I've decided to go back from where I came, I will keep having raw sex till I contract a disease and die, I don't care if it is HIV, covid or even Ebola.

Getting ladies into my bed seems to be the only thing I'm good at, I undertook sperm retention for months and worked my ass off yet I couldn't make a head way. So please don't tell me to chase money, I don chase am tire.....I no see who know road follow.

I'm broke but ladies won't leave me alone, just a hello and they are all over me. I make it clear I don't have anything yet they won't let me be. I wish I could attract money like that but I've done my best. I have had some for this week, I will refresh and continue next week.

Let me just pass away abeg, nothing dey this life.
Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by bluebay(m): 8:31pm On Jan 23, 2022
So you even have money to lure and have sex with them raw . You’re not serious
Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by ItsGoodToBeGood: 8:32pm On Jan 23, 2022
Supremedrizzy:
After a period of struggle without making a head way, I've decided to end my frustrated life. But no I won't use sniper or jump into a river. I've decided to go back from where I came, I will keep having raw sex till I contract a disease and die, I don't care if it is HIV, covid or even Ebola.

Getting ladies into my bed seems to be the only thing I'm good at, I undertook sperm retention for months and worked my ass off yet I couldn't make a head way. So please don't tell me to chase money, I don chase am tire.....I no see who know road follow.

I'm broke but ladies won't leave me alone, just a hello and they are all over me. I make it clear I don't have anything yet they won't let me be. I wish I could attract money like that but I've done my best. I have had some for this week, I will refresh and continue next week.

Let me just pass away abeg, nothing dey this life.

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Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by Wawelexy(m): 8:34pm On Jan 23, 2022
You re not ready to die....
Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by Jennyclay(f): 8:35pm On Jan 23, 2022
Some people will sit down and start inviting problems into their life.

Sir, your problem here is clearly boredom and joblessness.

Please get a job okay.
Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by spinna: 8:42pm On Jan 23, 2022
When your organ starts rotting and ur peeing blood pain go dey o
Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by suffering: 8:46pm On Jan 23, 2022
Seun must chop.

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Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by Supremedrizzy(m): 8:53pm On Jan 23, 2022
bluebay:
So you even have money to lure and have sex with them raw . You’re not serious
Which money?? Don't rush to comment without comprehending what was written
Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by Emecson(m): 8:59pm On Jan 23, 2022
Easy way to die, just slap one policeman and leave the rest
Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by Lindner: 9:00pm On Jan 23, 2022
Supremedrizzy:
After a period of struggle without making a head way, I've decided to end my frustrated life. But no I won't use sniper or jump into a river. I've decided to go back from where I came, I will keep having raw sex till I contract a disease and die, I don't care if it is HIV, covid or even Ebola.

Getting ladies into my bed seems to be the only thing I'm good at, I undertook sperm retention for months and worked my ass off yet I couldn't make a head way. So please don't tell me to chase money, I don chase am tire.....I no see who know road follow.

I'm broke but ladies won't leave me alone, just a hello and they are all over me. I make it clear I don't have anything yet they won't let me be. I wish I could attract money like that but I've done my best. I have had some for this week, I will refresh and continue next week.

Let me just pass away abeg, nothing dey this life.

Perhaps the most irresponsible topic I've seen here on Nairaland.

You've tried and not made "head way". People who made head way, if they had resigned and quitted on themselves, would they have made it? Some of those genuinely successful folks out there, do you think they made it after 6 months or 1 year of trying?

What is with this our generation and instant gratification?

Now you want to commit suicide by having thoughtless unprotected sex. Shame on you!!!
Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jan 23, 2022
Sex is the unlock code for you. Just get them ladies and you will realize it's your mission
Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by Boogyman557: 9:18pm On Jan 23, 2022
Holly Gram cool real matters on top real MATTERZ..



D HUSTLE is real MAN..



E get MANY people wey de suffer PASS u...



D useless CUNTREE ain't EASY... we all know dat..



if d BANIS no gree LEAVE u even wen u don REASON Dem say u no get RUBBERZ...



AMABOBI COLLECT RUBBERZ from DEM...



before u NACK Dem... COLLECT RUBBERZ...



Na ur way to UP TOWN b dat oooo




if u be correct G... u go make better RUBBERZ from does BANIS...



E get one guy wey I Sabi.... Em work na to de NACK BANI and em de SEE better RUBBERZ from Dem...



I LITE UP my WEED in peace..



WTF MAN
Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by Nobody: 9:40pm On Jan 23, 2022
Lols...if you're good at getting ladies into bed,then monetize it. You have to be charging them some amount grin
Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by EzegeNdiigbo: 9:46pm On Jan 23, 2022
If you die who go bury ya??
abi na tinubu?
Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by EzegeNdiigbo: 9:46pm On Jan 23, 2022
If you die who go bury ya??
abi na tinubu?
Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by Nonexisting: 10:02pm On Jan 23, 2022
Continue fuccking brotherly, it's better to die like a boss than like a chicken.
Re: I Want To Commit Suicide...but With Something Pleasurable by Introvertmemer(m): 10:16pm On Jan 23, 2022
If you're so eager to die, why not commit a bank robbery.
If you're successful, you become rich and if you're not, you still get the death you so desperately wish for.

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