Tinubu campaign money must complete.

Virgohills:
I recently was made to pay N200,000 for a one way offence in Lagos state. This one way had no sign on the road, posed no threat to commuters or oncoming vehicles, the road intact is a useless road, yet it was a one way. LASTMA officials stand by the end of the road to victimized people. Insult you fight you and still take your car.

One other guy paid same N200,000 because he cleared off the way and parked in a one way when his car over heated. Instead of these officers to render him help they took him to the office booked him and made him pay 200k or stand the risk of forfeiting his vehicle

Other payments were N200,000(3rd guy) N100,000 by one old man who just came to Lagos from abeokuta to drop a passenger with N20,000. LASTMA tolled his vehicle and spoilt the shaft.

This is very sad in the end.

What is your story

The person who told you his car overheated so he ended up on a one way street sabi lie ROFTL. It's not even logical

After all this which you listed now tell me the meaning of witchcraft if not this. Are government suppose to make it citizens go through this?

Virgohills:
After receiving the judgment document

You will have to take this paper back to head quarters, they will then give you a crazy form yet again which you will have to take to the zone were you were arrested or booked. There the boss will sign and hand you a payment advise which you will take to any bank to make the payment to Lagos State Tax Deposit account.

Once this payment is made, a certificate of payment will be issued as confirmation. This receipt you will take it back to the headquarters at Oshodi Apapa express way. There they will confirm your payment and minute on the document for your car to be released to you. You will then have to made 3 copies each of all the documents in your possession as that moment.

Back to the zone
After the above is done you return you the zone will all the original documents from Oshodi then, they zone commander will confirm the documents and they calculate how long your car has been in their custody and you will be made to pay DEMORAGE N1000 per day. This payment will be made yet again into Lagos state Tax Deposit account.

Release of Vehicle
Once you have made the payment for the Demorage. Come back to the zone with your receipt. Your key will be handed over to you. But your tyres would have been deflated. You still have to give N1,000 to the vulcanizer to get your car tyres back up.

symbianDON:
Na to de drive old Volkswagen beetle for Lagos o! Once.they impound am, na.to dash dem.buy another one Beetle no kuku pass 25k for Ibadan.

lolxxxxx hahahaha Beatle still dey? I fir like buy the one with AC ooooo. Cheiiiiiiii Beatle in those days and 404

That's the debit alert

TolaniLuv:
All the danfo and other commercial bus weh deh pass one way dem no deh stop them at all

na this one dey weak me

Danfo drivers get lagos i swear

27Pushing30:


The person who told you his car overheated so he ended up on a one way street sabi lie ROFTL. It's not even logical

He cleared off the road into a one way street or road. He has been begging them with 150k and they have refused

Totilopussylick:
I experienced similar incident one day Why driving along an expressway not knowing it was a one way.

One idiot i didn't know where he jumped out from block my way

And that because the road wasn't good and wasn't straight, had pot holes which prevent me from spending off.

Omo I drag my car key with him thinking he was alone, before I could step out of the vehicle, i was surrounded by other members

I end up paying 30k on bribe OOO after plenty l am very sorry sir .

The people will vote for end up oppressing us and making life bitter for us. But during campaign,they make wonderful promises. Our government is wicked. Nigeria is the headquarter of wickedness. We must come together as youths to decide our we want to be governed. Enough is enough for our wicked and heartless government. I wish Britain had continued to rule us.

[quote author=Virgohills post=109722527]I recently was made to pay N200,000 for a one way offence in Lagos state. This one way had no sign on the road, posed no threat to commuters or oncoming vehicles, the road intact is a useless road, yet it was a one way. LASTMA officials stand by the end of the road to victimized people. Insult you fight you and still take your car.

One other guy paid same N200,000 because he cleared off the way and parked in a one way when his car over heated. Instead of these officers to render him help they took him to the office booked him and made him pay 200k or stand the risk of forfeiting his vehicle

Other payments were N200,000(3rd guy) N100,000 by one old man who just came to Lagos from abeokuta to drop a passenger with N20,000. LASTMA tolled his vehicle and spoilt the shaft.

This is very sad in the end.

What is your story ...Those lastma at that Jibowu ,Yaba ,unilag area are organized criminals...I was once held at that same place .and I paid 100k after my car spent 3 days there.theres no sign there and like 5 vehicles took the same road ,before I followed them cause am always careful ..3 of the vehicles escaped , one was a military guy ..they let him go..the rest of us were taken to their office .

[quote author=ShakurRapmonst post=109734949][/quote] same as me. They let a millitary lady go..I actually followed a car.

Virgohills:


He cleared off the road into a one way street or road. He has been begging them with 150k and they have refused

Is there a law in the state which says the fine for one way is 200,000 naira. If not, he should go to court. One day boys will deal with all this wicked people the way they dealt with the police. Where are the human rights agents. Nigeria is falling apart. We need to come together and say no to this extortion. Do they know how people feed? Do they think it is everyone who owns a car that is rich? Until they begin to hit them to death, they will not have sense. They tried it with me though not in Lagos and I increased my speed towards the person He was forced to leave the road.

And y’all wonder why tinubu get bullion van.



But honestly is it not better to kuku kill the lastma instead of paying

Virgohills:


He cleared off the road into a one way street or road. He has been begging them with 150k and they have refused

Dude i'm telling you facts if his car was really overheating he wouldn't need to pay.

sorry but people lie.

Most time's its also a question of manner of approach... a subordinates car broke down he pushed it to a bus stop , LASTMA dude comes and tells him he cant park in a B/Stop
He flares up and refuses to listen to LASTMA dude's suggestion they push it to the nearby street (off llekki epe)

LASTMA calls towing van , they tow it to their office around Sura.

Dude;s mechanic come's , fixes the car and the dude is forced to pay the standard Tow "extortion" lol i think N21,000 plus pay to inflate his car tyre which LASTMA deflated.

The guy might not be lying about the car overheating but might also not be telling the full truth.

Virgohills:
After receiving the judgment document

You will have to take this paper back to head quarters, they will then give you a crazy form yet again which you will have to take to the zone were you were arrested or booked. There the boss will sign and hand you a payment advise which you will take to any bank to make the payment to Lagos State Tax Deposit account.

Once this payment is made, a certificate of payment will be issued as confirmation. This receipt you will take it back to the headquarters at Oshodi Apapa express way. There they will confirm your payment and minute on the document for your car to be released to you. You will then have to made 3 copies each of all the documents in your possession as that moment.

Back to the zone
After the above is done you return you the zone will all the original documents from Oshodi then, they zone commander will confirm the documents and they calculate how long your car has been in their custody and you will be made to pay DEMORAGE N1000 per day. This payment will be made yet again into Lagos state Tax Deposit account.

Release of Vehicle
Once you have made the payment for the Demorage. Come back to the zone with your receipt. Your key will be handed over to you. But your tyres would have been deflated. You still have to give N1,000 to the vulcanizer to get your car tyres back up.

They should make it 500k. Why on earth would a sane person drive one way?

MARKone:
I was caught by the police, I paid a bribe 5k to the Police, after much negotiation instead of 150k they said I'd pay if the call LASTMA, perks of having a corrupt police force

Help2020:

They should make it 500k. Why on earth would a sane person drive one way?

Go to jibowu and you will see that that particular road first off all has no sign on the entrance and the road is a useless road. Not used at all. And you will see vehicles moving back and forth...they just waiting for the scape goat

Help2020:

They should make it 500k. Why on earth would a sane person drive one way?

It will be your turn one day.

symbianDON:
Na to de drive old Volkswagen beetle for Lagos o! Once.they impound am, na.to dash dem.buy another one Beetle no kuku pass 25k for Ibadan.

Sense no go kee u

Virgohills:
After receiving the judgment document

You will have to take this paper back to head quarters, they will then give you a crazy form yet again which you will have to take to the zone were you were arrested or booked. There the boss will sign and hand you a payment advise which you will take to any bank to make the payment to Lagos State Tax Deposit account.

Once this payment is made, a certificate of payment will be issued as confirmation. This receipt you will take it back to the headquarters at Oshodi Apapa express way. There they will confirm your payment and minute on the document for your car to be released to you. You will then have to made 3 copies each of all the documents in your possession as that moment.

Back to the zone
After the above is done you return you the zone will all the original documents from Oshodi then, they zone commander will confirm the documents and they calculate how long your car has been in their custody and you will be made to pay DEMORAGE N1000 per day. This payment will be made yet again into Lagos state Tax Deposit account.

Release of Vehicle
Once you have made the payment for the Demorage. Come back to the zone with your receipt. Your key will be handed over to you. But your tyres would have been deflated. You still have to give N1,000 to the vulcanizer to get your car tyres back up.

Nawaoo!

With all these shits and stress people are still crowding there

Lagos is one place i'll never be found living in.

I paid 150k

Virgohills:


It will be your turn one day.

I can't be stupid to do that,except there is no sign post.

Revolution2022:
Stop this gra gra.

You get time to dey reply am sef

fitinwell:
My Own Experience

I Drove through Oja Oba Market, Some Police officer just pound out from No place ... Saying Oga Park der .. park well..

I obeyed and i asked what was my offence ..?

Before i could say jerk , the officer seize my ignition key...

I asked What happened...

Police replied Oga you no see sey na One way you pass so..

On a single lane drive market area..!

I amussed for a moment and asked..

I told him , i can read and write .. i am a civil citizen of this country Nigeria..

If i saw or read a sign Post "NO ONE WAY" and you caught me.. then i am guilty has charged..

But Officer i asked please show me the Sign post that made me broke the Law...

The officer replied Oga since you want to proof point and speak English... Let them Tow it..

And i said this wrong and i will call DPO he wasn't picking up..

I agreed let them Tow my Vehicle... Which Station..?

One police officer Advice .. that i better settle here.. because if the matter reach Station ... No going Back .. that i would pay more money..

Ofcouse it was on a Friday i won't forget..

When we get to the Station... I asked to speak with the ASP or DPO.,..

ASP said nothing they can do .. that it was reported i harrassed and insulted his Men..

That i should go and Pay all my Fine charged against me..

Chai...

In summary .. I paid and was released..

Chai Nigeria people..

I Hail thee...

Wickedness is so real..

You be confirm osuuu
You just come back?

Help2020:

I can't be stupid to do that,except there is no sign post.

I said there is non on the road

Virgohills:
The process of retrieving the car is another epistle

First of all you will be given a crazy receipt which they generally refer to as ticket. In this ticket your details and that of your car will be in there and you will also be referred to court with a specific date written on it for you to appear before the Lagos State Mobile court.

On the scheduled court day. A judge will come to the lastma headquarters to preside over the matter. First question will be ARE YOU GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY. If you plead guilty. Judgment will be passed. if you plead not guilty, then your case needs to be look into and if you can prove beyond doubt that you were arraigned unjustly. You might be set free.

NOW:
Once judgement has been passed. You are to wait 2days for the typed judgment to be ready at the mobile court office at bolade. Persons whom have been judged to forfiet their vehicle to the state due to one way offence, have the opportunity to buy it back with a total sum of N200,000 no reduction what so ever. Other persons will get differnent monetary fines according to the final verdict of the judge

Virgohills:
I said there is non on the road

oh OK. Sorry about that dude.

In a nutshell, Nigerians are the enemies of Nigerians.

I traveled recently to the east by public transport, the amount of traffic officers on the way was so much. It was just so funny the amount of money these police men charge.

Help2020:
oh OK. Sorry about that dude.

thanks.


I can't drive one way just to outsmart traffic. I am a civilised road user

Virgohills:
After receiving the judgment document

You will have to take this paper back to head quarters, they will then give you a crazy form yet again which you will have to take to the zone were you were arrested or booked. There the boss will sign and hand you a payment advise which you will take to any bank to make the payment to Lagos State Tax Deposit account.

Once this payment is made, a certificate of payment will be issued as confirmation. This receipt you will take it back to the headquarters at Oshodi Apapa express way. There they will confirm your payment and minute on the document for your car to be released to you. You will then have to made 3 copies each of all the documents in your possession as that moment.

Back to the zone
After the above is done you return you the zone will all the original documents from Oshodi then, they zone commander will confirm the documents and they calculate how long your car has been in their custody and you will be made to pay DEMORAGE N1000 per day. This payment will be made yet again into Lagos state Tax Deposit account.

Release of Vehicle
Once you have made the payment for the Demorage. Come back to the zone with your receipt. Your key will be handed over to you. But your tyres would have been deflated. You still have to give N1,000 to the vulcanizer to get your car tyres back up.

Xilsbridalhouse:

One way is wrong, whether it poses a risk or not. Many have gone due to this, so don’t justify your wrong.
Meanwhile, Lagosians are always too in a hurry.

. Let me tell you that this LASMA are evil and they try to play on people intelligence to generate money for themselves and if you no gree, they stylishly generate money for the government. Nobody is insane and will like taking one way but this people know some places that are one way and there is no raid sign to guide drive and extort people with that. I remember taking my vehicle just because my tyre was outside the line and they called it one way just to extort people. This Contree is another thing, we pray God will save us.

Virgohills:
thanks.


I can't drive one way just to outsmart traffic. I am a civilised road user

Oga Abeg no be everybody these people are extorting Dey drive to outsmart traffic, always make your findings before commenting. These people are just bunch of useless people just like police