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Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by Kelvin30286063(m): 1:38pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
I was once in a wrong parking situation in Lagos. They locked my wheel. I thought it was a joke until this wahala started. We dragged back and forth for 3 hours. Told them I didn't see the no parking (which was very small and looks likes it was illegally placed there by the shop owners around the area) Last last, I went to bank to pay 35k to Lagos state internal revenue's account. Dem no gree! 1 Like |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by Wasky101: 1:38pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Waakanda:Reason for the cumbersomeness (lol), Once u done trust me you will never in your life pass one way again. In saner climes, I doubt if u will ever be able to drive again or atleast for some years. Only that in naija even when government provides the road sign the lastma official fit remove or turn am backwards so u wont see it. 3 Likes |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by TeeSha(m): 1:40pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
symbianDON: Can you get one for me at this price? I'm willing to come to Ib 2 Likes |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by bayumyguy: 1:42pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Na so the one stupid police officer with lastma officers arrested me that I am not on right lane at abeokuta Express way go ye side,I was taking to agege pen cinema lastma office one yeye woman called olori sat inside Toyota matrix they handover all car keys collected to her.The yeye police man and lastma officers left me and went back for there operation when they came back they demanded for 30k bribe after begging they collected 5k and I was released so when I got back to that junction go ye junction beside UBA bank I reported to those lastma officer they said is illegal job they came to do.i cause them and left them for God to judge them. 3 Likes |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by pr9511487: 1:47pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
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Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by akins33: 1:47pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
LASTMA IS A Nuisance organisation. It should be disbanded,full of touts and many dirty fellows. We need young minded leaders,that understand what it is to run a decent society. Of cos there will be societal ills,but draconian reactions from the govt kill its citizens. They are drunk and ready to fight,its hugh time we dislodged sll this crazy pple 1 Like |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by tellwisdom: 1:48pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Nezzjnr: Well, it’s fine if they arrest people like you and charge such amount. |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by Spain007(m): 1:48pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
revolt: Your own soft ...me I stopped for pple to cross d zebra line...hmmm,no type of horn wey I no hear that day,even one was shouting at me say my I go learn driving...I just smiled |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by TOPCRUISE(m): 1:48pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
If corp members decide to erect warning signs on all those roads I hope government and LASTMA will be happy |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by JuanDeDios: 1:50pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Virgohills:Meeehn! These guys are on a roll! |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by derbykol(f): 1:50pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
200k is high |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by KazikageSama: 1:51pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Virgohills: Law enforcement organizations / signs should be there right at the beginning of the road to advise motorists that the road is 1way but alas this is Nigeria, their aim is to extort not to correct. Even if there's a sign there before, these LASTMA fit remove am. 6 Likes |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by IdowuRufai: 1:53pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
This guy said I stopped on the highway and it’s an offense, first it’s not on the highway, That’s the newly constructed Oshodi expressway but I’m not on the highway. These guys are just there to extort. The interesting part was that I only slowed down with my leg on the break. Lagos state government have to call them to order. Dubious lots
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Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by fareed69(m): 1:58pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Virgohills: Fine . Let's see the bank stamp and the recieving Account before I comment. 1 Like |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by fitinwell: 2:00pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
My Own Experience I Drove through Oja Oba Market, Some Police officer just pound out from No place ... Saying Oga Park der .. park well.. I obeyed and i asked what was my offence ..? Before i could say jerk , the officer seize my ignition key... I asked What happened... Police replied Oga you no see sey na One way you pass so.. On a single lane drive market area..! I amussed for a moment and asked.. I told him , i can read and write .. i am a civil citizen of this country Nigeria.. If i saw or read a sign Post "NO ONE WAY" and you caught me.. then i am guilty has charged.. But Officer i asked please show me the Sign post that made me broke the Law... The officer replied Oga since you want to proof point and speak English... Let them Tow it.. And i said this wrong and i will call DPO he wasn't picking up.. I agreed let them Tow my Vehicle... Which Station..? One police officer Advice .. that i better settle here.. because if the matter reach Station ... No going Back .. that i would pay more money.. Ofcouse it was on a Friday i won't forget.. When we get to the Station... I asked to speak with the ASP or DPO.,.. ASP said nothing they can do .. that it was reported i harrassed and insulted his Men.. That i should go and Pay all my Fine charged against me.. Chai... In summary .. I paid and was released.. Chai Nigeria people.. I Hail thee... Wickedness is so real.. 11 Likes |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by TolaniLuv: 2:00pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
All the danfo and other commercial bus weh deh pass one way dem no deh stop them at all 4 Likes |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by providencia(m): 2:03pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
nike4love: Of lagos or southwest only. Na God i take beg you 1 Like |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by legba1(m): 2:04pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
One way driving is a dangerous thing to do, i was once almost knocked over by a one way driver. i checked my right and left in an attempt to cross not knowing one idiot was racing down on my right, he had to swerve into the middle of the road ...... As much as LASTMA is full of shitty folks, the policy of buying back your vehicle at exhaubitant amount is to serve as deterrent to drivers like the OP....Once you et into their office with your vehicle, and the payment is made into the state tax revenue account, you have only serve your penalty,note you are not being cheated. you are exploited when you pay negotiated cash to any of the officers. I support the huge penealty because if you pay once,you will henceforth be mindful of following one way, too many folks had been sent to their early grave by the likes of OP, a corps member was once a victim, imagine that......Can the 200k PAID BY THE OP BUY BACK HIS LIFE, OBEY TRAFFIC LAW, you will not be exploited by no one if you do 1 Like |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by Khaysee: 2:04pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Are these money Remitted to government purse if yes ok oooo But bribe is wrong lasma is getting to much on dispatch riders Buy men clothing at import price payment on delivery within Lagos and nationwide dispatch daily |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by wealthgoddess: 2:05pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
adioolayi:You are on point sir. This is why I am never in support of state policing... |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by mediainc: 2:07pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Obey the law. |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by IvarDboneless: 2:09pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
The last time I was almost caught because I did a little reverse just to turn into a road I missed...Immediately dey double crossed me I just use speed cut my steering hit an incoming vehicle and the vehicle loose control hit there own I almost killed one of them.. Na so I carry my broken headlamp and crawling bumper dey run...better to fix than pay. Next time I don plan am...I go hit one badly make ee die. 8 Likes |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by Akinsete19(m): 2:09pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
wealthgoddess:Nigeria is too young for state policing. It will end up as a disaster if approved. 5 Likes |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by Revolva(m): 2:10pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
TO drive for Lagos na hell.......i swear.....if u no come get bar for account nkor....an so dem go mess up ur day 1 Like |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by isio1(m): 2:11pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Lagosians! once any of your vehicle particulars expires make sure you renew the particulars same day or else you will be fined N20K. My road worthiness certificate expired on 28th Oct and on 30th Oct being a Saturday, I received a text from VIS asking me to pay a fine of 20K within 7days or my car will be impounded for committing a traffic offence. So Lagos car owners be wise. I have to pay within the 7 days. Because for me, I like wahala. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by isio1(m): 2:13pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Lagosians! once any of your vehicle particulars expires make sure you renew the particulars same day or else you will be fined N20K. My road worthiness certificate expired on 28th Oct and on 30th Oct being a Saturday, I received a text from VIS asking me to pay a fine of 20K within 7days or my car will be impounded for committing a traffic offence. So Lagos car owners be wise oo. I have to pay within the 7 days. Because for me, I nor like wahala. 2 Likes |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by adubam(m): 2:14pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Abuja sweet die... We dey even take convoy of cars, taxis dey follow one way if hold up tight even in front of VIO. |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by spartoo: 2:15pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Sometimes, they partially cover or hide the One Way sign so as catch a victim. If I need to stop when driving in unfamiliar environments, I locate a petrol station, bank or eatery. It's the safest bet. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by Pharaoh4rin(m): 2:17pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
MARKone: Badt guy |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by highoctane: 2:22pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Virgohills:Weakling! Why did you not dare them to take you court? |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by dontrulee: 2:22pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
I remembered when I was younger how my Dad use to change it for them. Well he is a lawyer and he always outwit or outsmart them |
Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by odimbannamdi(m): 2:25pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Ifakiland: Baba, no be by to ginger. Na grace of God. If those guys cramp you eh. |
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