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Divepen1:
Bad girl

Seriously looking for the bad girl here

Divepen1:
I bikepool most times and it's hell (for me as a guy too). Because of videos that show perverts, I sit on the iron instead of seats. I never minded sitting in the middle, but I have to be careful when we get to bumps so the women will not say I'm trying to hit them from behind.
But we can't over rule how some of them don't hold back. And it feels like war because you must be controlling your body from getting any ideas and also controlling your body from touching her inordinately.
My biggest issue is that they complain a lot. "Bro, please shift".
"See o, I'm huge (born with giant gene) and my laptop bag is with me. Where will I go? Push the bike man?"

They don't care. Their comfort is as paramount as your body not touching them. I think I became adverse to this one late night. This tiny lady was already on bike. I almost didn't see her there.

Next thing, she gets down from the bike.
I'm like "for real? This night?"

I didn't say much. I turned to another bike and didn't mind the extra 100 naira. I was running late as I'm not a fan of getting home late in the night.

When such case wanted to happen again, this woman was fat. I knew if I sat in the middle, she might complain from Gate to Command, and I know I would block my ears with loud Jazz, infuriating her the more, eventually causing trouble for our bike man. So, I told her I'm not sitting in the middle... Mummy wa, no vex.
But she vexed, turned away to another bike and luckily another man was in the middle. I'm saying men that get high from bikepooling with women should make life easy for some of us that need bikepooling to save cost. Epo ti won.

Wow you stay in Command Ipaja wow. I also stay there how far bros?

pocohantas:
I don’t even know how they do it o. Whenever I say I can’t bikepool, they look at me like I am being proud. It was the exact reason I agreed to bikepool with that lady. I don’t like it at all. How much is a bike ride for one person? When no be say na from Cele to Ajah.

Do they bike pool in Lagos too?

Thought it's only in smaller towns and cities.

mostob:
So this is what they call bikepooling

I thought Dem go carry bike enter swimming pool and start riding ni sha..

Well, I don't do bikepooling. It makes me so uncomfortable

Lol@ swimming pool

kingphilip:
When I saw bikepool I was wondering what it is until I read the entire write up and other comments.

We de learn everyday.

If today is your first time knowing what bikepool means, gather here let's identify ourselves.

don't be surprised it's a Nigerian invention. Coz even google defined it as something else

Wonk:
Bikepoolin' dey sweet! Dat year wey we dey use d!ck dey shook ladies! Lol... One day, one soldier girl tear me hot slap! Chai, soldier girls dey vex!

Well deserved slap.

Pervert !

Divepen1:
She thinks there's monopoly of lack of trust.

I gave her a dose of their medicine.

Why would I share bike with strangers

Divepen1:
I bikepool most times and it's hell (for me as a guy too). Because of videos that show perverts, I sit on the iron instead of seats. I never minded sitting in the middle, but I have to be careful when we get to bumps so the women will not say I'm trying to hit them from behind.
But we can't over rule how some of them don't hold back. And it feels like war because you must be controlling your body from getting any ideas and also controlling your body from touching her inordinately.
My biggest issue is that they complain a lot. "Bro, please shift".
"See o, I'm huge (born with giant gene) and my laptop bag is with me. Where will I go? Push the bike man?"

They don't care. Their comfort is as paramount as your body not touching them. I think I became adverse to this one late night. This tiny lady was already on bike. I almost didn't see her there.

Next thing, she gets down from the bike.
I'm like "for real? This night?"

I didn't say much. I turned to another bike and didn't mind the extra 100 naira. I was running late as I'm not a fan of getting home late in the night.

When such case wanted to happen again, this woman was fat. I knew if I sat in the middle, she might complain from Gate to Command, and I know I would block my ears with loud Jazz, infuriating her the more, eventually causing trouble for our bike man. So, I told her I'm not sitting in the middle... Mummy wa, no vex.
But she vexed, turned away to another bike and luckily another man was in the middle. I'm saying men that get high from bikepooling with women should make life easy for some of us that need bikepooling to save cost. Epo ti won.

Don't blame them when they are scared of having a stranger's dìck poke them from the back, some of them have had terrible experiences.

I've heard of guys ejaculating on these ladies from behind at least twice. As in blasting through layers of boxer shorts and trousers to mess up a lady's cloth with semen.

Ibadan ehhn, lucky for them I'm slim.
When i hear uncle shift, i just move to my own comfort, if i hear pim again you'd have to look for another bike. I'm not hugging the bikeman all for you to sit like you owned it.

doggedfighter:
Do they bike pool in Lagos too?

Thought it's only in smaller towns and cities.

Is there anything that is not in Lagos?
Some parts of Lagos be like smaller towns and cities naw. Yes it is in Lagos, happened at Ijegun to be very specific.

SHIT
Abeg wetin be bikepooling cauze i no see am 4 google or dictionary.
WHAT DA BLEEP IS HAPPENING

Mide1data:
SHIT

Abeg wetin be bikepooling cauze i no see am 4 google or dictionary.

WHAT DA BLEEP IS HAPPENING

Just hearing it for the first time

Bikepooling! It can never happen in the North.

Just recently did it happen..As per fine boy, the sister just hopped on the bike like xay na my babe, even placed her arm on my laps .. Though nothing sensual happened and I didn't collect number.. Although she had this look on her face like she was expecting me to pay for her fee .. The bikeman come dey gaslight am too .. I didn't though..

Don’t know bout y’all tho, But a lady ain’t never bikepooling(whatever) behind me. Never.

Just the way comfortable and safeness is miscontrued by the female mind in the name of don't touch me.
So corrupt a mind and I feel its because many of the once they have a type of mind at sight it registers in their mind.
Can I call it fear too or a kind of adverse infeority effect from the female mind.
Don't know who made them so precious than their safety to comfort.
Meanwhile , its not all of them, there are some exceptions.
But when a girl has feelings activated, they get irritated at other feelings that make the emotionally react another way.
This is what happens all the time.
I remembered one girl living next door , we just trekked to go and buy petrol, so I liked her and I don't know if she liked me.she called okada.
She sat in the middle and I at the back, I had no sort of erection at any time.
I loved her with a pure mind.
But I don't know if she had another mind.
Maybe she wanted to size me one way or the other.
No erection of any sort.
It all depends on the state of mind. Some ladies would prefer you to sit in the middle.
Those with immature minds are the ones who refuse mostly no matter ho old they are.

ledaman:
Bikepooling! It can never happen in the North.

Never. It doesn't even make sense to me

Mide1data:
SHIT

Abeg wetin be bikepooling cauze i no see am 4 google or dictionary.

WHAT DA BLEEP

Kaolaniyi:
Just hearing it for the first time IS HAPPENING

Entering a bike with another person aside the rider.

Most times with a total stranger.

.

Bikepool? Bikepooling? what da hell does that shit mean?

In the case of Women getting high , what will I do ? In today’s world, men and women are the same and equal, according to women. If you are not getting in the middle, when you are already there before I arrived , get ready to pay for that bike alone. If you insist , have it in mind that my backpack isn’t coming off. Na you go beg in the middle of the trip

It's best you bikepool with your fellow guy and have peace.. that way nobody will accuse you of sexual assault or trying to rape them. The only exception is if the duo are lovers or are married.

Divepen1:
I bikepool most times and it's hell (for me as a guy too). Because of videos that show perverts, I sit on the iron instead of seats. I never minded sitting in the middle, but I have to be careful when we get to bumps so the women will not say I'm trying to hit them from behind.
But we can't over rule how some of them don't hold back. And it feels like war because you must be controlling your body from getting any ideas and also controlling your body from touching her inordinately.
My biggest issue is that they complain a lot. "Bro, please shift".
"See o, I'm huge (born with giant gene) and my laptop bag is with me. Where will I go? Push the bike man?"

They don't care. Their comfort is as paramount as your body not touching them. I think I became adverse to this one late night. This tiny lady was already on bike. I almost didn't see her there.

Next thing, she gets down from the bike.
I'm like "for real? This night?"

I didn't say much. I turned to another bike and didn't mind the extra 100 naira. I was running late as I'm not a fan of getting home late in the night.

When such case wanted to happen again, this woman was fat. I knew if I sat in the middle, she might complain from Gate to Command, and I know I would block my ears with loud Jazz, infuriating her the more, eventually causing trouble for our bike man. So, I told her I'm not sitting in the middle... Mummy wa, no vex.
But she vexed, turned away to another bike and luckily another man was in the middle. I'm saying men that get high from bikepooling with women should make life easy for some of us that need bikepooling to save cost. Epo ti won.

You were born with giant gene. Then you go around discomforting others.

Always get an uber or charter Biko. Betterstill, hustle harder and get honda evil spirit.

ValCon888:
BIkepooling!?
I'm just hearing it for the first time.
This one shock me.

Even google confuse

I stay in Abuja I can't relate

This story too long

Dem forbid you to get your own bike

Divepen1:
[s]I bikepool most times and it's hell (for me as a guy too). Because of videos that show perverts, I sit on the iron instead of seats. I never minded sitting in the middle, but I have to be careful when we get to bumps so the women will not say I'm trying to hit them from behind.But we can't over rule how some of them don't hold back. And it feels like war because you must be controlling your body from getting any ideas and also controlling your body from touching her inordinately.My biggest issue is that they complain a lot. "Bro, please shift"."See o, I'm huge (born with giant gene) and my laptop bag is with me. Where will I go? Push the bike man?"They don't care. Their comfort is as paramount as your body not touching them. I think I became adverse to this one late night. This tiny lady was already on bike. I almost didn't see her there.Next thing, she gets down from the bike.I'm like "for real? This night?"I didn't say much. I turned to another bike and didn't mind the extra 100 naira. I was running late as I'm not a fan of getting home late in the night.When such case wanted to happen again, this woman was fat. I knew if I sat in the middle, she might complain from Gate to Command, and I know I would block my ears with loud Jazz, infuriating her the more, eventually causing trouble for our bike man. So, I told her I'm not sitting in the middle... Mummy wa, no vex.But she vexed, turned away to another bike and luckily another man was in the middle. I'm saying men that get high from bikepooling with women should make life easy for some of us that need bikepooling to save cost. Epo ti won[/s].

Bikonu, what's the meaning of this nonsense that I just read?

Bike-pooling (ride sharing with commercial motorbikes) is common in places like Universities with everybody in a hurry to get to class with few bikes