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Munzy14:
O lee ihe wow ga, o wu ambulance


It is for someone like you...Ada Igbo...checkia nu ya..
Legodi ihe ikwu ga, when I was in Ilorin, i spent a week there...explored the main city, Akpu biara board ebe ahu, ma ya fokwa Lagos..

The restaurants i checked had akpu on their menu...Very serene area, with slim beautiful babes...

But o ja e shi ushi na?

lol

Life is about to teach you a bitter lesson.

Mariangeles:
Fact: There’s such dish as dirty jollof

Ok.
So, the key to this guy's love is Dirty Jollof.
I get it now

Mariangeles:
But o ja e shi ushi na?

O wu ushi wu the problem? It goes through fermentation, so yea ushi will be there..Sometimes mild..

I gala wu onye baby baby, mgbe I luru di muo nwa, maybe mma gi bia omugwo, i ga aghota.

Gi amara na nri gi ga awu, that soup they cook with roots and herbs and akpu..lmao..

Nwaanyi muru nwa ohuru anahu erikwa pasta ma owu noodles.. Akpu di kwa involved.

Tzar:
Life is about to teach you a bitter lesson.

Like? What are the lessons apart from breakfast sha..

BluntCrazeMan:
Ok.
So, the key to this guy's love is Dirty Jollof.
I get it now

chill na...

Privatepart00:
Some ladies don’t like a guy that can cook well , reason been that it will be very hard for the guy to agree that the food she made is sweet . A guy that can cook is choosy compared to one who can’t and get to eat what you see .

Some other ladies like it when a guy can cook. I have seen ladies that call on phone asking when you will prepare this soup or that soup .

When a lady comes over to my place , I don’t ask her to cook for me lol like most guys who look forward to their visit do . She on her own will cook willingly.

Even in the office , I knew my female colleague saying he knows how to cook , your wife is going to have it tough trying to impress you with her cooking skills.

I've always believed they'll always feel intimidated, not making jest of them but it isn't funny realizing one of your super powers has just been broken and all that is left is trying to complement it in any other way

Munzy14:


O wu ushi wu the problem? It goes through fermentation, so yea ushi will be there..Sometimes mild..

I gala wu onye baby baby, mgbe I luru di muo nwa, maybe mma gi bia omugwo, i ga aghota.

Gi amara na nri gi ga awu, that soup they cook with roots and herbs and akpu..lmao..

Nwaanyi muru nwa ohuru anahu erikwa pasta ma owu noodles.. Akpu di kwa involved.

I chefuola si ji mmiri oku wu another option?

Munzy14:
chill na...

M kwuo ugbu a, gi si m e kwuo la.

Mariangeles:
I chefuola si ji mmiri oku wu another option?

Oooh...ya wu i di njikere sef

Hapu ji biko

Akpu biara board..

Mariangeles:
M kwuo ugbu a, gi si m e kwuo la.

Hapu ha...Ndi obi..-akpo no ebe a

Munzy14:
Oooh...ya wu i di njikere sef

Hapu ji biko

Akpu biara board..

I already thought about it and have it figured out.

How can I hapu ji? For what kwanu?

Mariangeles:
I already thought about it and have it figured out.

How can I hapu ji? For what kwanu?

I huru gi eeh...smh.

If your man is like me, na influence go make you chop swallow pass ndi mama nor na village...

I did it for a stubborn babe, ya shi chara m nri, ya ga ñuo tea...I hukwa...O ji mu egwuriegwu..lol

Mbia mu ekuru ya , m rie 2 ya erie one..like that ya amuta iri ma garri and senior brother ya wu akpu...

I huru akpu, I ga eri ya o...I wunu nwa-afor...I ga eme ihe na usoro..

Munzy14:
I huru gi eeh...smh.

If your man is like me, na influence go make you chop swallow pass ndi mama nor na village...

I did it for a stubborn babe, ya shi chara m nri, ya ga ñuo tea...I hukwa...O ji mu egwuriegwu..lol

Mbia mu ekuru ya , m rie 2 ya erie one..like that ya amuta iri ma garri and senior brother ya wu akpu...

I huru akpu, I ga eri ya o...I wunu nwa-afor...I ga eme ihe na usoro..

Kama m ga e ri ya, m buru oso!

I remember when I was little, if my mum wanted to make me cry, she take the utara ball in her hand as she’s eating and paste it on my lips all of a sudden.
That act would make me cry, and I’ll keep on cleaning my mouth over and over.

Mariangeles:
Kama m ga e ri ya, m buru oso!

I remember when I was little, if my mum wanted to make me cry, she take the utara ball in her hand as she’s eating and paste it on my lips all of a sudden.
That act would make me cry, and I’ll keep on cleaning my mouth over and over.

You really cracked me up...

Buru oso kwa? gbara gawa ebe kwanu..lol

Forget, na love go conquer those your dislike for it.

This thing you said reminded me of a friend that was on the farm yesterday with her daughter and son...Amahum ihe omere Ada ya, she stood at a place for 30mins..refused to talk to anyone ma si ya hapu..she is doing shakara...She later had to pet her before ya agbasaa ihu ya..

Kids are fun when you study them....Especially the girl child.

So onye choro ka i bee akwa, ya ebute utara bia gi nso.. mgbe ahu.

Munzy14:


You really cracked me up...

Buru oso kwa? gbara gawa ebe kwanu..lol

Forget, na love go conquer those your dislike for it.

I bu oso m kaga wu I bu onu.

I doubt I can ever like akpu.
Garri is tolerable.

This thing you said reminded me of a friend that was on the farm yesterday with her daughter and son...Amahum ihe omere Ada ya, she stood at a place for 30mins..refused to talk to anyone ma si ya hapu..she is doing shakara...She later had to pet her before ya agbasaa ihu ya..

Kids are fun when you study them....Especially the girl child.

Girls are especially interesting.

So onye choro ka i bee akwa, ya ebute utara bia gi nso.. mgbe ahu.

Mariangeles:
I bu oso m kaga wu I bu onu.

I doubt I can ever like akpu.
Garri is tolerable.


Girls are especially interesting.

I bu onu kwa? Mba na..

Somehow some day you will come to realize what you've been missing..

I ga alike ya

Yes, I see...

Munzy14:
I bu onu kwa? Mba na..

Somehow some day you will come to realize what you've been missing..

I ga alike ya

Yes, I see...

Hopefully, that day will come.

Mariangeles:
Hopefully, that day will come.

Surely...eshi i ga eri akpu..

Yusufisraelj:
Lols I day around just on a low key.

much love bro....stay safe

The food looks burned to me. Only stupid men believe that "way to a man's heart is through his stomach".

Made619:
much love bro....stay safe

Thanks brother. Cheers