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ChristoBam:
Ronaldo left idiots in Juve and came to United. Now he should leave idiots here and go elsewhere. When will he be co unted among the idiots?

When Messi breaks another "hit the woodward" record

LostMyZeal:
When Messi breaks another "hit the woodward" record

Maybe na Messi say make we no get 3 points today.
Anytime we have a shit game and we start calling out players like Ronaldo, keep calling out Messi shogbo. Everyone eyes don dey clear small small. Yours go clear soon.
Btwn, wetin ‘Woodward’ do you?

ChristoBam:
Maybe na Messi say make we no get 3 points today.
Anytime we have a shit game and we start calling out players like Ronaldo, keep calling out Messi shogbo. Everyone eyes don dey clear small small. Yours go clear soon.
Btwn, wetin ‘Woodward’ do you?

LoL... it's not that deep

Just take a second and imagine Messi in this United team..Just a second

What do you see

Leyqute:
He don tweak am already. They don’t play the octane football they usually play. Their play is now slower.

More tweaking needed maybe.

..and they get 'banged' with goals and more goals in games these days.

All I see is Bruno costing you guys this game and Ronaldo as the lively attacker (aside elanga who was the best). It's surprising how you guys fashion chances game after game but miss them with all the arrays of stars upfront

Ronaldo who seems to be the only one trying to get into the ends of things is even the one even trolled here more sef .
Rashford sha, only heavens knows what's happened to that one!!

If arsenal dont qualify for champions League this season..

They should just forget it forever nd ever

KingTom:
I like what I'm seeing

Oshe, do you still like it sah?

LostMyZeal:
LoL... it's not that deep

Just take a second and imagine Messi in this United team..Just a second

What do you see

Actually doing sumfin when he's doesn't score

LostMyZeal:
LoL... it's not that deep

Just take a second and imagine Messi in this United team..Just a second

What do you see

Ronaldo is the one here. Who gives a fvck about Messi? Let PSG fans complain about him if they feel he's not playing well.

Imagine Varane in this team
Imagine Sancho in this team bla bla.
Until they play in the team, I don't imagine shit.

Jodera:
All I see is Bruno costing you guys this game and Ronaldo as the lively attacker (aside elanga who was the best). It's surprising how you guys fashion chances game after game but miss them with all the arrays of stars upfront

Ronaldo who seems to be the only one trying to get into the ends of things is even the one even trolled here more sef .
Rashford sha, only heavens knows what's happened to that one!!

Bruno was the worst on the pitch. And going by the comments, most people agree. The few times Ronaldo is mentioned is the one that registers in your mind. And Ronaldo played well for like the first 20 minutes and was stinking for the rest of the game.

Jodera:
All I see is Bruno costing you guys this game and Ronaldo as the lively attacker (aside elanga who was the best). It's surprising how you guys fashion chances game after game but miss them with all the arrays of stars upfront

Ronaldo who seems to be the only one trying to get into the ends of things is even the one even trolled here more sef .
Rashford sha, only heavens knows what's happened to that one!!

Honestly can't believe we're having scoring problems when we have Cristiano fvcking Ronaldo leading our frontline, and no be say the team no dey create chances for him. Imagine he's upto - 4 in xG

It has not been working for him this year at all and Bruno keeps looking for him when there are other well positioned players in the box

OhBritannia:
I swear this is so disappointing for a team of this calibre. Playing football like pregnant women?

See even when Barcelona losses, at least we didn't go down without a fight but this Manchester united team.
No zeal.
No purpose.
No inspiration.
No fight.

It is very sad.. I almost slept off while watching the game

LostMyZeal:
LoL... it's not that deep

Just take a second and imagine Messi in this United team..Just a second

What do you see

Really? Wetin concern Messi for this matter now? Abi you wan shift goalpost cos your MCM is serving disaster class after disaster class

ChristoBam:
Ronaldo is the one here. Who gives a fvck about Messi? Let PSG fans complain about him if they feel he's not playing well.

Imagine Varane in this team
Imagine Sancho in this team bla bla.
Until they play in the team, I don't imagine shit.

I said imagine your Lord of woodwork in this team and you're rapping for me with punchlines

Very unreasonable of you to expect Ororo to function in a dysfunctional team

Shebi if Messi no smell the coffee jakpa, he for dey europa by now dey set him favorite "hit the woodwork" record

Why the hell did he abandon ship

Ellexy:
Honestly can't believe we're having scoring problems when we have Cristiano fvcking Ronaldo leading our frontline, and no be say the team no dey create chances for him. Imagine he's upto - 4 in xG

It has not been working for him this year at all and Bruno keeps looking for him when there are other well positioned players in the box

This here is the big issue and I think coach should say something about it.

But I think in today's game, nobody would have been looking at Ronaldo's fault if Bruno have converted his clear cut chance. Una fullbacks sef na another tory entirely

Kilishihunter:
Actually doing sumfin when he's doesn't score

Doing what?

Setting up Makus Rashford to score huh?

Aren't you a joke

Or you mean he's gunna set up Cavani to score after his 1000 temple runs

Who will he set up, and why did your woodwork lord abandon Barca?

ChristoBam:
Bruno was the worst on the pitch. And going by the comments, most people agree. The few times Ronaldo is mentioned is the one that registers in your mind. And Ronaldo played well for like the first 20 minutes and was stinking for the rest of the game.

Maybe to you, to me I see Ronaldo only stinking towards the end of the game. Majority of the 2nd half, man u didn't fashion many good chances just wayward crosses and shots. The few chances in which Ronaldo was involved in was squandered by chief in culprit Bruno.

How the fvck do we have 4 useless full backs btwn?

Hohohoho

Messi fans tell us say Messi na assist lord (eqn 1)

Same fans tell us say Messi LEAGUE GOAL drought no matter because he dey score goals for UCL WHERE IT MATTERS MOST (eqn 2)

Now, if the UCL is where it matters most and Ororo is the Top scorer and assist lord, ....

(1) Determine the degree of hypocrisy and confusion of Messi fans by reconciling eqn 1 with eqn 2

(2) Prove beyond reasonable doubt that eqn 1 above holds true for general cases

GoddyOra:
Man is balling, hit the post.... Bruno just missed the biggest chance so far.

Man Utd is winning this game and Ronaldo has goal(/s) today... Use your full chest troll the baba if you sure for you.

You were saying?

Jodera:
Maybe to you, to me I see Ronaldo only stinking towards the end of the game. Majority of the 2nd half, man u didn't fashion many good chances just wayward crosses and shots. The few chances in which Ronaldo was involved in was squandered by chief in culprit Bruno.

Thank you velli much

See the way dem dey shout chances up & down like say na one-on-one miss or something

For a second I actually thought the meaning of "cha nces" dun change

Waiting for those decorated clowns to come and tell us the CHANCES wey dem create for Ororo

LostMyZeal:
Hohohoho

Messi fans tell us say Messi na assist lord (eqn 1)

Same fans tell us say Messi LEAGUE GOAL drought no matter because he dey score goals for UCL WHERE IT MATTERS MOST (eqn 2)

Now, if the UCL is where it matters most and Ororo is the Top scorer and assist lord, ....

(1) Determine the degree of hypocrisy and confusion of Messi fans by reconciling eqn 1 with eqn 2

(2) Prove beyond reasonable doubt that eqn 1 above holds true for general cases

You should probably create an 'Official Christiano Ronaldo Fan thread.( 5 times Balon d or winner).'

OhBritannia:
I am a Barcelona fan and i must confess, this isn't a diss though.
I watch football matches even from Holland league, i have seen teams play and i have enjoyed proper entertaining football but i must say the truth.
Manchester united is no longer the Manchester united of old, this current Manchester plays the most boring football i have ever seen, like what is this i am watching?
I swear this is so disappointing for a team of this calibre. Playing football like pregnant women?

See even when Barcelona losses, at least we didn't go down without a fight but this Manchester united team.
No zeal.
No purpose.
No inspiration.
No fight.
Absolutely nothing, all these players does is stroll in the field and then collect weekly wages to buy new cars and and fool around on TikTok.
Have you seen Pogba on TikTok? Like very unserious players.
I can't imagine the players of man City and Liverpool or even Barcelona and real Madrid using TikTok.

Almost all the Manchester united players are on TikTok.

You no well honestly

Skimpledawg:
..and they get 'banged' with goals and more goals in games these days.

It’s gotten worse tbh

But thinking of it now, I think he’ll escape relegation again.

Leeds wins games you don’t expect them to win.

Ellexy:
Honestly can't believe we're having scoring problems when we have Cristiano fvcking Ronaldo leading our frontline, and no be say the team no dey create chances for him. Imagine he's upto - 4 in xG

It has not been working for him this year at all and Bruno keeps looking for him when there are other well positioned players in the bo x

This is the annoying part. Bruno kept setting him up. And the few times the ball got to CR7 he made sure to squander them.

Whether you Messi fans like it or not, United's not making the UCL this season and as a result, Ororo will be leaving Fred and McTom's united, still a legend!

Messi jakpa from Barca and now plays with Mbappe and verrati and you expect Ororo to stay and play in a team where Fred and the ever-so unserious Pogba runs the midfield show. Tell me, no be ment be that

Anyway, Messi is creative; I give him that.

On seeing say he no fit keep up with goals, he jejely left Mbappe to handle that, while he creates and develops his "hit the woodwork" niche

Talk about carving a niche for one's self, eh?

ChristoBam:
You should probably create an 'Official Christiano Ronaldo Fan thread.( 5 times Balon d or winner).'

Nope, we die on this hill

Pendu ghosted again.

I blame messi

LostMyZeal:
Whether you Messi fans like it or not, United's not making the UCL this season and as a result, Ororo will be leaving Fred and McTom's united, still a legend!

Messi jakpa from Barca and now plays with Mbappe and verrati and you expect Ororo to stay and play in a team where Fred and the ever-so unserious Pogba runs the midfield show. Tell me, no be ment be that

Anyway, Messi is creative; I give him that.

On seeing say he no fit keep up with goals, he jejely left Mbappe to handle that, while he creates and develops his "hit the woodwork" niche

Talk about carving a niche for one's self, eh?

Fred, Pogba and Mctom made him do this?

No champions League footy for United next season, me don accept this fate so no worries again..

FirstbornWds:
You no well honestly

As i was watching the Manchester united's match, it was so boring and it got to a point, i took the remote and changed the channel to DStv Radio and i started listening to wazobia FM.

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LostMyZeal:
Hohohoho

Messi fans tell us say Messi na assist lord (eqn 1)

Same fans tell us say Messi LEAGUE GOAL drought no matter because he dey score goals for UCL WHERE IT MATTERS MOST (eqn 2)

Now, if the UCL is where it matters most and Ororo is the Top scorer and assist lord, ....

(1) Determine the degree of hypocrisy and confusion of Messi fans by reconciling eqn 1 with eqn 2

(2) Prove beyond reasonable doubt that eqn 1 above holds true for general cases

[/s] trash. Nothing concern Messi with your useless club.