Ok

pretty sure there's women in your life (mum, sis, cuz, friend, associate, etc) who'd have things to tell you.

ask them.

AnonyUser:


Just like that?

Bro, e get as e be nah.

please , how old are you ?

you can just get a little gift and then u enter then say your congratulations

I had this challenge last month. I just said congrats on the safe delivery of your baby.
Las Las, na money I take bail myself for the shortage of words

Offpoint1:
Enter and congratulate them, ask for gender, demand for powder, biscuit or drinks, tell dem lies "e too resemble him papa or mama", finish your drinks- drop something---max 5h, promise to come back dat ya going somewhere.... move.

for yoruba land , if you try this, na war o

Tell am

Aha! Neighbour you born? Nawah oo

This baby resemble Papa Chika, the man living next to our building!

Make sure you come back to thank me later

AnonyUser:


Exactly

How old are u?

Zonefree:

You don't have to say too much. Just say congratulations, touch the baby and drop some money and bounce.

Better yet, enter the nearest supermarket, buy pampers and Baby wipes...

Give it to the mother, congratulate them, and out you go.

Zonefree:

You don't have to say too much. Just say congratulations, touch the baby and drop some money and bounce.

No go touch the baby o. Your hands go carry germs and the baby immune fit never strong reach to fight germs.

tellwisdom:
Please don’t touch someone’s baby with your dirty hand. Just greet and ask them how they did it.

Was about to mention this too... Most Africans never learn.

Don't touch the baby except the parents insist you do. This goes particularly to you ladies, especially when you are not directly related to them.

You don't have to touch the baby...

Zonefree:

You don't have to say too much. Just say congratulations, touch the baby and drop some money and bounce.

WISDOM

tellwisdom:
Please don’t touch someone’s baby with your dirty hand. Just greet and ask them how they did it.

Zonefree:

You don't have to say too much. Just say congratulations, touch the baby and drop some money and bounce.

Touch wetin
Make he no touch am o

AnonyUser:

What do I say when I get there?

I don't know how something so simple could be also very difficult to do .

Died laughing.

Zonefree:

You don't have to say too much. Just say congratulations, touch the baby and drop some money and bounce.

Tah!! Never touch a new born with your germ infested hands. Just look at the child from a distance and bounce

To the Father: Well done Sir, you are doing well.

To the Mother: The baby looks like the father, congratulations.

Just enter their house and say


"Neighbor ekaro"

"eku giving birth o"

Wait! Question did the neighbor tell you his wife has put to bed? This thing has happened to me. If nobody told you that oga don't enter that house.

Are you sure that you aren't the biological father of that child

Zonefree:

You don't have to say too much. Just say congratulations, touch the baby and drop some money and bounce.

Do everything other thing this person said, but, don't try to touch or carry the baby. Babies don't have strong immune system like adult. Any little touch from hands that are dirty or not sanitized can get them infected easily.

You could buy a resonable pack of detergent and Pampers. Or whatever you decide to buy.
You don't need to say much.
Just congratulate the couple, present your gift, and off you go!

If you're the religious type you could offer prayers blessing the baby and the family.

AnonyUser:


Just like that?

Bro, e get as e be nah.

ha you want talk plenty?. Ok go there, first of all, say congratulations than fellow am up with na wah oh I no know say this belle don reach to deliver oh!!! God is wonderful. Madam u really try. Then fellow am up with another congratulations then con rap am off with I like this kind new born babies eh when I look at them sometimes I find it difficult to believe we were all like this at one point I repect God.
Before u finish all this conversation the people must have bring in 1 or 2 response that will elongate the talk.
Then come back here and thank me. But don forget to buy something for the little baby. You can buy 3kg of sunlight detergent the pink one it is less than 5k.

AnonyUser:


Just like that?

Bro, e get as e be nah.

How e tek bi?

Ur pocket dry?

Or, na u bi d child's father? Huh?

Zonefree:

You don't have to say too much. Just say congratulations, touch the baby and drop some money and bounce.

Op! Don't place the money on the baby's hand when you get there after seeing the baby please so you will not hear another story in years to come when baby is grown and not doing well in life and had to visit one fake man of god.
Man of god would say: Go and ask your parents about one man that placed money on your hand when you were newly born.
Ur guess is as good as mine.

By then you may be very old to even remember.

Op ask your mother as dem take come greet her when she deliver your big head....

OP its like u have enof diesel in ur gen. And u have been eating well recently.
That's why u have time for this

Zonefree:
If you wan go begin preach sermon, na your matter.

Shikena!

You should have named ur tribe for easy recommendation