Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist - Romance (4)

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Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Samiah33(m): 12:42pm On Mar 23, 2022

SSARS:
Reminds me of Wayne lyrics: It's like as soon as I cum I come to my senses

The problem with some men is that something kinda switch off the part of the brain that restrains one from dangers and bad decisions once the penis is up and ready to go. The only thing doing all the thinking at that moment is the penis

I dey this table oo, but I am beginning to show some restraint now.

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Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by 7Randall: 12:43pm On Mar 23, 2022

I have always said it. A man will save himself a lot of trouble and stress if you are in control of your sexual urge and penis.

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Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Emmaxmusic(m): 12:45pm On Mar 23, 2022

Lols

Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Justice4Toto: 12:48pm On Mar 23, 2022

franchasng:
Lol.

If men keep their manhood in one place, the economy of Nigeria will collapse.

The reason Nigerians aren't feeling the heat of Buhari and APC incompetence is because Nigerian men in high places, from politicians, to top civil servants, to industrialists to top bank executives to oil company workers to Yahoo boys to Business moguls to guys living abroad are fending for Nigerian ladies, who in turn use the monies to cater for their families, fund their education, buy houses, cars, patronize various businesses, banks and whatnot, thereby making the money to go round.

If men keep their manhood one place, money won't circulate again and this will cause serious disruption in the Nigerian society.

Nollywood will die.

Radio and TV stations will suffer!

Banks will go bankrupt!

Real estate businesses will die.

Online business merchants will close shop.

Hotels and bars will close shop.

Entertainment industry will die!

Mobile phone sale outlets will close shop.

Spars, Boutiques, recreational centers, shopping malls, car shops will all close business.

Fast food restaurants will die natural death.

Night clubs will fold.

In fact there will be anarchy in Nigeria so Mr Pharmacist abeg be careful with this your advice oh

Ha you are right esp Nollywood

Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Justice4Toto: 12:51pm On Mar 23, 2022

This

Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by franchasng: 12:54pm On Mar 23, 2022

Iyaebe:
I'll pray and fast for you so you can keep yours in one place.See justification and clarification hmmm

hian, i am a born again oh shocked

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Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Allisgud: 12:55pm On Mar 23, 2022

Me wey don tey I Bleep,toto just dey hungry me

Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Obesity(m): 1:08pm On Mar 23, 2022

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Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Nobody: 1:37pm On Mar 23, 2022

Olatlaccon:
Real talk man....better go for the bag and pussy be flooding in after the bag is secured

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Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Sontana07(m): 1:39pm On Mar 23, 2022

Boogyman557 post=111283604]Holly Gram cool

Na u Sabi waiting u de CAPRISUN!

dat 1 Na ur own MATTERS..

Las night i go NACK ASHAWOO!

I SWEAR DOWN....

Dat ASHAWOO BANI TOTTO SWEET WELL WELL, E come be like sey I No wear CONDOMM de NACK her..

I been de REASON weda she put SWEETIE inside her TOTTO but after d NACKING, I come DISCOVER sey na Calabar GIRL..

I GATZ go another ROUND!

LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN![/quote]

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Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by SugarGirl44(f): 1:40pm On Mar 23, 2022

PaulOtl:
Insultingly, sadly, but your are sort of right on this one. Wish more me could keep their fliers zipped.
Last year, I only had "sez" once, and that was in December. To tell you how.... Oh, and yeah, it ended in a regret for me (so not worth it)
My point is, It's not that addictive as some say it is.
This is why our ladies feel men are weaklings and they can use their feminine delicacies to manipulate and influence men's actions
I thank God for my willpower when it comes to girls and sezz.

You're not a typical man then.
Can't totally blame some of them tho, I think that's how nature designed it, apart from the crazy ones who engage in rubbish acts with minors or same gender etc.

Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Baba10101010: 2:20pm On Mar 23, 2022

Only if our girls will give us reason to heed to your advice.

Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Matthew2925(m): 2:50pm On Mar 23, 2022

As a male if you do not want to lose focus in life say no to promiscuity. Its a one sided coin full of negativity.

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Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by nedekid: 2:55pm On Mar 23, 2022

In other words 50% means nack madam or join Vaseline gang grin

Truely, your expenses go go down big time.
Olosho or gf each nack break down analysis.

Budget nack
Good time, choppings - ₦5k
Shortime 2hrs- ₦5k
Thank you/ transport - ₦5k
Total= ₦15k
Average.
Good time choppind ie drinks and food- -15k
-Hotel room 25k
Thank you /transport ₦25k
Average nack-₦65k
Big boy nacks
Good time/ choppings-200k
Hotel room-120k
Thank you/transport₦ 200k
Total= ₦520k
If you nack 3 times a week nko?
Guys keep your blokos one place or join Vaseline gang if you can't.

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Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by guychidile: 3:29pm On Mar 23, 2022

Explain please

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Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Higgies(m): 6:11pm On Mar 23, 2022

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Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Pacyrus(m): 6:11pm On Mar 23, 2022

That advice has been helping me since 2009, ever since I got married; up till date. God I thank you for that rare achievement.

Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by flokii: 6:15pm On Mar 23, 2022

He made valid points tho.. you'll hardly see ladies of nowadays go for checkup or treat their STDs in the proper manner yet they sleep around the most.
Just look at what is happening in Lekki now.. sharing HIV like souvenirs, even married men and women are not safe.

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Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Nahunger(m): 6:20pm On Mar 23, 2022

franchasng:
hian, i am a born again oh

Lol

Born a ??

Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Thazard(m): 7:22pm On Mar 23, 2022

franchasng:
Lol.

If men keep their manhood in one place, the economy of Nigeria will collapse.

The reason Nigerians aren't feeling the heat of Buhari and APC incompetence is because Nigerian men in high places, from politicians, to top civil servants, to industrialists to top bank executives to oil company workers to Yahoo boys to Business moguls to guys living abroad are fending for Nigerian ladies, who in turn use the monies to cater for their families, fund their education, buy houses, cars, patronize various businesses, banks and whatnot, thereby making the money to go round.

If men keep their manhood one place, money won't circulate again and this will cause serious disruption in the Nigerian society.

Nollywood will die.

Radio and TV stations will suffer!

Banks will go bankrupt!

Real estate businesses will die.

Online business merchants will close shop.

Hotels and bars will close shop.

Entertainment industry will die!

Mobile phone sale outlets will close shop.

Spars, Boutiques, recreational centers, shopping malls, car shops will all close business.

Fast food restaurants will die natural death.

Night clubs will fold.

In fact there will be anarchy in Nigeria so Mr Pharmacist abeg be careful with this your advice oh

Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Aaay: 7:41pm On Mar 23, 2022

Really

Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Danisaint112(m): 10:09pm On Mar 23, 2022

If they didn't listen to God I'm not sure they would listen to anyone.

Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by Ugosample(m): 11:12am On May 15, 2022

franchasng:
Lol.

If men keep their manhood in one place, the economy of Nigeria will collapse.

The reason Nigerians aren't feeling the heat of Buhari and APC incompetence is because Nigerian men in high places, from politicians, to top civil servants, to industrialists to top bank executives to oil company workers to Yahoo boys to Business moguls to guys living abroad are fending for Nigerian ladies, who in turn use the monies to cater for their families, fund their education, buy houses, cars, patronize various businesses, banks and whatnot, thereby making the money to go round.

If men keep their manhood one place, money won't circulate again and this will cause serious disruption in the Nigerian society.

Nollywood will die.

Radio and TV stations will suffer!

Banks will go bankrupt!

Real estate businesses will die.

Online business merchants will close shop.

Hotels and bars will close shop.

Entertainment industry will die!

Mobile phone sale outlets will close shop.

Spars, Boutiques, recreational centers, shopping malls, car shops will all close business.

Fast food restaurants will die natural death.

Night clubs will fold.

In fact there will be anarchy in Nigeria so Mr Pharmacist abeg be careful with this your advice oh

Banks go bankrupt ?
I really doubt that

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