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Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by 2braithe: 2:58pm On Apr 04, 2022
9jvirgin:
If it affects business, all businesses should have shut down in the United States. Now I see why it was easy to take these people as slaves.
Imagine you going with your babe to eat at tantalizer only to start hearing the sound of sex in their toilet.
It will be awkward asf for everyone.It will be annoying if it occurs more than twice.

I ain't going there no more....lost customer,it affects business.
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Qatar2022: 2:59pm On Apr 04, 2022
obembet:
I know some Nigerians are very funny but I don't think anyone can try this nonsense.

I stil believe that it can never happened sha

See The Hilarious Notice Pasted In Tanterlizer SurelereLagos. grin
Brother it happens that's why they put this sign
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Qatar2022: 3:00pm On Apr 04, 2022
Sekoni003:
"It affects business"

Clowns with their superstitious ways, you mean to say ppl having sex in say a 5-star restaurant would make business run down? By now, McDonalds and Burgerking should be out of business...Joke's on the management wink

And yeah, nothing beats the thrill of bleeping in "risky" places; Car-parks, rooftops, sea-side, restrooms, libraries, classrooms, courthouse, museums...just name it grin
Life is bigger than you thought
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Odidigboigbo(m): 3:00pm On Apr 04, 2022
ikorodureporta:
i see cctv for one hospital bathroom...
And people enters there to bath? Don't be reddiculous
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Aidejay(m): 3:01pm On Apr 04, 2022
Helpfromabove1:
Quite interesting that guy's have been doing the thing in a public toilet (congy no good o) and a babe will agree to that (such a cheap and dirty babe ) . For the management your school of taught is the course of your business downfall.
Separate male and female toilet and put a someone at the entrance to monitor thing and ensure no male goes to the female toilet and vice versa
So for the guy it's konji
But for the lady she is a dirty & cheap babe.
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Nobody: 3:02pm On Apr 04, 2022
Sekoni003:
"It affects business"

Clowns with their superstitious ways, you mean to say ppl having sex in say a 5-star restaurant would make business run down? By now, McDonalds and Burgerking should be out of business...Joke's on the management wink

And yeah, nothing beats the thrill of bleeping in "risky" places; Car-parks, rooftops, sea-side, restrooms, libraries, classrooms, courthouse, museums...just name it grin
On the highway too
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Odidigboigbo(m): 3:04pm On Apr 04, 2022
Germi9:
Corner bush on the highway is margical grin
Don't mind the guy, Na Jew. It's only inside bus/train on trasist and sea/beach shore I'm yet to explore, some people say it's glorious
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Youngqueen(f): 3:05pm On Apr 04, 2022
You sicker than sick �
Sekoni003:
"It affects business"

Clowns with their superstitious ways, you mean to say ppl having sex in say a 5-star restaurant would make business run down? By now, McDonalds and Burgerking should be out of business...Joke's on the management wink

And yeah, nothing beats the thrill of bleeping in "risky" places; Car-parks, rooftops, sea-side, restrooms, libraries, classrooms, courthouse, museums...just name it grin
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by micflo28(m): 3:06pm On Apr 04, 2022
When a deeperlifer opens a restaurant

Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Olam09(m): 3:06pm On Apr 04, 2022
obembet:
I know some Nigerians are very funny but I don't think anyone can try this nonsense.

I stil believe that it can never happened sha

See The Hilarious Notice Pasted In Tanterlizer SurelereLagos. grin
grin grin
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by folake4u: 3:06pm On Apr 04, 2022
RexTramadol1:
Courthouse, especially inside judge’s chamber before resumption in the morning
Haaa nitori olohun! shocked shocked You can't be serious.
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Germi9: 3:07pm On Apr 04, 2022
Odidigboigbo:
Don't mind the guy, Na Jew. It's only inside bus/train on trasist and sea/beach shore I'm yet to explore, some people say it's glorious
Hehehe!!! Badt guy
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by justmi1: 3:08pm On Apr 04, 2022
oluwaseyi0:
'you and your family will die' that's very very unprofesional, coming from a very big brand
can you verify any brand from this picture?
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:09pm On Apr 04, 2022
So it does not affect hotel biz? Only fast food grin
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Goldbw122(m): 3:09pm On Apr 04, 2022
That is when somepeople will do what they say they should not do trust me some people are really stubborn.. but no one will die.. at least they have sex before coming to work..
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by FuckHomophobes: 3:09pm On Apr 04, 2022
Helpfromabove1:
Quite interesting that guy's have been doing the thing in a public toilet (congy no good o) and a babe will agree to that (such a cheap and dirty babe ) . For the management your school of taught is the course of your business downfall.
Separate male and female toilet and put a someone at the entrance to monitor thing and ensure no male goes to the female toilet and vice versa
And what if two males enter nko grin
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by cl0r0x: 3:11pm On Apr 04, 2022
Sekoni003:
"It affects business"

Clowns with their superstitious ways, you mean to say ppl having sex in say a 5-star restaurant would make business run down? By now, McDonalds and Burgerking should be out of business...Joke's on the management wink


And yeah, nothing beats the thrill of bleeping in "risky" places; Car-parks, rooftops, sea-side, restrooms, libraries, classrooms, courthouse, museums...just name it grin
You forgot on top of center tables, fridges, microwaves, balconies and neighbors windows .
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Mrkumareze(m): 3:19pm On Apr 04, 2022
Sekoni003:
"It affects business"

Clowns with their superstitious ways, you mean to say ppl having sex in say a 5-star restaurant would make business run down? By now, McDonalds and Burgerking should be out of business...Joke's on the management wink

And yeah, nothing beats the thrill of bleeping in "risky" places; Car-parks, rooftops, sea-side, restrooms, libraries, classrooms, courthouse, museums...just name it grin
Even for mosque and church. If na lie I talk, ask Alfa and pastors cheesy
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Dmacqh(m): 3:20pm On Apr 04, 2022
Hidden sex is very thrilling . A quickie in toilet is very satisfying.
I remembered, the one I had during December. I didn’t even plan it . My guy took 3 of her nieces to a big eatery . While we are eating , one of the niece stripped me with her eyes. I decoded and used my eyes to tell her I’m going to toilet . I left the table and about 15secs , the girl entered.
No long talk , we kissed and I immediately pull down her shorts . The quickie lasted about a minute or so with minor smooches , but the joy can’t be substituted in my brain .
Though we had few ones at her home later , but that one at the toilet still ring in my brain.
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by ekukeku(m): 3:26pm On Apr 04, 2022
Sekoni003:
[i]

And yeah, nothing beats the thrill of bleeping in "risky" places; Car-parks, rooftops, sea-side, restrooms, libraries, classrooms, courthouse, museums...just name it grin
Tuale o grin
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by treatise: 3:26pm On Apr 04, 2022
Sekoni003:
"It affects business"

Clowns with their superstitious ways, you mean to say ppl having sex in say a 5-star restaurant would make business run down? By now, McDonalds and Burgerking should be out of business...Joke's on the management wink

And yeah, nothing beats the thrill of bleeping in "risky" places; Car-parks, rooftops, sea-side, restrooms, libraries, classrooms, courthouse, museums...just name it grin
Guy man Don do the thing before, talk true grin
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by edosignature(m): 3:29pm On Apr 04, 2022
Shoprite comes to mind. There are numerous of girls there waiting to give you quicky No stories, No follow home just enter toilet & they raise cloth up or pull down & you've sex & pay ASAP.

It's such a sad reality.
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by winner37(m): 3:30pm On Apr 04, 2022
I wonder if some people do use their brain to think ? .... A sensible man will never have sex in public space like that,..
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Babyboyforeal(m): 3:31pm On Apr 04, 2022
Dmacqh:
Hidden sex is very thrilling . A quickie in toilet is very satisfying.
I remembered, the one I had during December. I didn’t even plan it . My guy took 3 of her nieces to a big eatery . While we are eating , one of the niece stripped me with her eyes. I decoded and used my eyes to tell her I’m going to toilet . I left the table and about 15secs , the girl entered.
No long talk , we kissed and I immediately pull down her shorts . The quickie lasted about a minute or so with minor smooches , but the joy can’t be substituted in my brain .
Though we had few ones at her home later , but that one at the toilet still ring in my brain.
meaning u had on protected sex hmmm
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by shogsman(m): 3:37pm On Apr 04, 2022
Very stupid superstitious people,how does sex in an enclosed space affect business
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Nobody: 3:37pm On Apr 04, 2022
Viraltrends123:
They should just put like one big observable CCTV observable inside.
Excess pornó cheesy some people go think say cctv no dey work
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by EmmaLege: 3:37pm On Apr 04, 2022
Sekoni003:
"It affects business"

Clowns with their superstitious ways, you mean to say ppl having sex in say a 5-star restaurant would make business run down? By now, McDonalds and Burgerking should be out of business...Joke's on the management wink

And yeah, nothing beats the thrill of bleeping in "risky" places; Car-parks, rooftops, sea-side, restrooms, libraries, classrooms, courthouse, museums...just name it grin
na mugu dem be grin grin grin be like dem don use sex scatter their toilet closet wink
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by BluntTheApostle(m): 3:41pm On Apr 04, 2022
Very unprofessional.

Sounds like all these loan apps when they want to recover their loans.

Very unprofessional sonsabitches!!!
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by RexTramadol1: 3:45pm On Apr 04, 2022
folake4u:
Haaa nitori olohun! shocked shocked You can't be serious.
I’ll be mum…. Your signature won’t make me do otherwise
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Ola4lead(m): 3:48pm On Apr 04, 2022
If their narration is true, all club house will have been outta business.


Stupid African mentality
Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by BabaIbo: 3:49pm On Apr 04, 2022
Africans ehn, if that is the case, my former workplace would have run down na, because of the way the owner bleep the secretary steady.
Many establishments would have gone down if that is true, especially clubs, hotels, relaxation centers, bars etc.

Tho that act doesn't look enjoyable but the mentality is wacky.

That reminds me of something that happened few years ago at a beach in Lagos, people having sex in the beach sand, tho it was at night.
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