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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheOldGods: 9:45pm On Apr 09, 2022
My car is fixed. It was a simple security issue. My electrician just bypassed a wire, told me my front Sam is very good and no need to change a thing. Car drives like wizard. smiley smiley smiley
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by kingreign(m): 11:05pm On Apr 09, 2022
TheOldGods:
My car is fixed. It was a simple security issue. My electrician just bypassed a wire, told me my front Sam is very good and no need to change a thing. Car drives like wizard. smiley smiley smiley

Na so them dey start till the whole electrical system goes haywire or shut down completely leaving you stranded, high and dry or even worse still cause an electrical fire which will make you lose that car.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by toyeoye(m): 2:45am On Apr 10, 2022
TheOldGods:
My car is fixed. It was a simple security issue. My electrician just bypassed a wire, told me my front Sam is very good and no need to change a thing. Car drives like wizard. smiley smiley smiley

Action word "bypass"

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 4:47am On Apr 10, 2022
kingreign:


Na so them dey start till the whole electrical system goes haywire or shut down completely leaving you stranded, high and dry or even worse still cause an electrical fire which will make you lose that car.
Is this advanced Pessimistic thinking or something else?

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by kingreign(m): 6:59am On Apr 10, 2022
OfficialDJ:
Is this advanced Pessimistic thinking or something else?

Call it whatever you like, but I know this. Modern cars even a small lowly Yaris electrical component isn’t designed to be bypassed let alone a more complex German car with a dozen of modules monitoring and controlling stuffs. Know this and know peace.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheOldGods: 7:12am On Apr 10, 2022
toyeoye:


Action word "bypass"
yes, I know bypass is bad, however there is no other way unless maybe to get a new Sam. Which I plan to hrt, that's not the only car I drive, so i have time to get another Sam.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 8:23am On Apr 10, 2022
kingreign:


Call it whatever you like, but I know this. Modern cars even a small lowly Yaris electrical component isn’t designed to be bypassed let alone a more complex German car with a dozen of modules monitoring and controlling stuffs. Know this and know peace.
Wish him well and move on. Something, somehow; must kill a man.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Felicity0001: 8:14pm On Apr 10, 2022
I've noticed one thing in this thread. You bring your problem or concern here only for people whom you expect to help you out or share in it rather they make same problem more complex than it is. To what end I really don't know!
The draw down syndrome here is dispicable and irritating. Sometimes I wonder if these guys are in their early 20s.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by David275(m): 12:21am On Apr 11, 2022
Honestly, if anyone wants to advise or give hint of solution to ones auto issues, do that maturely, not by making jest of or ridicule someone. Some of the words and statements use by some guys here are too harsh, for what gain which I don't know

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Felicity0001: 12:06pm On Apr 12, 2022
From the way Mercedes Benz was built not even a professional panel beater can work on some body parts.

The picture in attachment couldn't be worked on after a trailer jam... The door had to be replaced completely.

This would've been a piece of cake had it been a Japanese car

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Gravatar: 1:42pm On Apr 12, 2022
Here we go with the unnecessary and usually quite ignorant comparisons.

"This would've been a piece of cake had it been a Japanese car"

This statement says a lot more about the poster, than he thinks it does about Japanese vehicles.

The poster is a tight fisted individual willing to compromise on good service, and if he can save a penny in the process, he is very willing to accept cheaper, lower quality alternatives. And all of this noise the poster is making is over an ancient vehicle.

Keep living in your imaginary and delusional world where these old, beat up German contraptions are the best thing since the coming of Christ.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Aaaaarghmed(m): 1:50pm On Apr 12, 2022
[quote author=Felicity0001 post=111875635]From the way Mercedes Benz was built not even a professional panel beater can work on some body parts.

The picture in attachment couldn't be worked on after a trailer jam... The door had to be replaced completely.

This would've been a piece of cake had it been a Japanese car[/quotelol,dem go run am ,car that maybe it's even an accident car before from yankee wey dem first run.give confam panel.not quacks o
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 1:51pm On Apr 12, 2022
Gravatar:
Here we go with the unnecessary and usually quite ignorant comparisons.

"This would've been a piece of cake had it been a Japanese car"

This statement says a lot more about the poster, than he thinks it does about Japanese vehicles.

The poster is a tight fisted individual willing to compromise on good service, and if he can save a penny in the process, he is very willing to accept cheaper, lower quality alternatives. And all of this noise the poster is making is over an ancient vehicle.

Keep living in your imaginary and delusional world where these old, beat up German contraptions are the best thing since the coming of Christ.

that's a 2006 c240. Still newer than your beat up archaic Toyota jalopy.

Fvvk outta here with your disillusioned and skewed thinking that Toyota is the next best thing after sliced bread.

This is a Mercedes thread, you can carry your wailings to the Toyota thread

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 2:37pm On Apr 12, 2022
Felicity0001:
From the way Mercedes Benz was built not even a professional panel beater can work on some body parts.

The picture in attachment couldn't be worked on after a trailer jam... The door had to be replaced completely.

This would've been a piece of cake had it been a Japanese car

I'm not sure what your point is.


Feels like we had an entire year of nigh-sanity on this thread and now we're back to this "Benz better than everything else" nonsense.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by data123(m): 3:17pm On Apr 12, 2022
Hello House
As a newbies, i love benz car but i dont own any at the moment, but i intent on getting my first car Soonest ( if i see the right deal) so i will like ur advice on which of the benz model i can go for as a newbies.. My Price range is 1m-1.3m.

Thank you guys.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 3:18pm On Apr 12, 2022
data123:
Hello House
As a newbies, i love benz car but i dont own any at the moment, but i intent on getting my first car Soonest ( if i see the right deal) so i will like ur advice on which of the benz model i can go for as a newbies.. My Price range is 1m-1.3m.

Thank you guys.

Save yourself the stress, buy a Honda Civic.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by duality(m): 7:12pm On Apr 12, 2022
kingreign:


Don’t you actually get tired of all these baseless highly questionable things you spew online?

It may interest you to know I’ve had to rebuild or replace more than 17 W205 and W213 engines.

Please be guided, some very old luxury cars still perform excellently well abs would outlast a lot of newer cars.

My W202 still drive well without issues.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by 9icetoo(m): 9:08pm On Apr 12, 2022
Felicity0001:
From the way Mercedes Benz was built not even a professional panel beater can work on some body parts.

The picture in attachment couldn't be worked on after a trailer jam... The door had to be replaced completely.

This would've been a piece of cake had it been a Japanese car

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by SeaTrade(m): 11:33pm On Apr 12, 2022

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by SeaTrade(m): 11:41pm On Apr 12, 2022
Gravatar:
Here we go with the unnecessary and usually quite ignorant comparisons.

"This would've been a piece of cake had it been a Japanese car"

This statement says a lot more about the poster, than he thinks it does about Japanese vehicles.

The poster is a tight fisted individual willing to compromise on good service, and if he can save a penny in the process, he is very willing to accept cheaper, lower quality alternatives. And all of this noise the poster is making is over an ancient vehicle.

Keep living in your imaginary and delusional world where these old, beat up German contraptions are the best thing since the coming of Christ.

lol,I guess what's missing in most of these ranters is growth mindset.
Real growth brings sense ,it makes people see things for what they really are I guess,not making a big deal out of little things.
If them dey panel beat GLE coupe still sell to clients with taste and money to complement the taste,I wonder what's the big deal to do same to a very old,cheaper,inferior counterpart.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 1:03am On Apr 13, 2022
SeaTrade:
lol,I guess what's missing in most of these ranters is growth mindset.
Real growth brings sense ,it makes people see things for what they really are I guess,not making a big deal out of little things.
If them dey panel beat GLE coupe still sell to clients with taste and money to complement the taste,I wonder what's the big deal to do same to a very old,cheaper,inferior counterpart.

What do you mean by "growth mindset"

There's nothing 'grown' about a man(gravatar in this instance) gallivanting car talk with a psychopathic obsession with throwing shades at any one who compares other car brands with his beloved Toyota.
Felicity generalized the Japanese comparison, but that dude jumps at any opportunity to conjunct meaninglessness into a post aimed at defending Toyota.

I'd bet a buck, if felicity had compared the Mercedes to a Honda or any other Japanese brand apart from Toyota without generalising, then gravatar would have ignored it.

He's free to permeate his ramblings elsewhere on cartalk, but not just on this thread.
EOD

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Elcapitan0: 1:48am On Apr 13, 2022
OfficialDJ:
What do you mean by "growth mindset"

There's nothing 'grown' about a man(gravatar in this instance) gallivanting car talk with a psychopathic obsession with throwing shades at any one who compares other car brands with his beloved Toyota.
Felicity generalized the Japanese comparison, but that dude jumps at any opportunity to conjunct meaninglessness into a post aimed at defending Toyota.

I'd bet a buck, if felicity had compared the Mercedes to a Honda or any other Japanese brand apart from Toyota without generalising, then gravatar would have ignored it.

He's free to permeate his ramblings elsewhere on cartalk, but not just on this thread.
EOD
Is Honda Japanese or not? If yes, go read all you write and bury your head in shame. The original poster said ............ had it been a Japanese car. You were the one who introduced Toyota in the whole thing. The post from Felicia or whatnot does not make sense whatsoever! Is his car an armoured carrier that a small dent cannot be panelbeated?

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 5:06am On Apr 13, 2022
Elcapitan0:

Is Honda Japanese or not? If yes, go read all you write and bury your head in shame. The original poster said ............ had it been a Japanese car. You were the one who introduced Toyota in the whole thing. The post from Felicia or whatnot does not make sense whatsoever! Is his car an armoured carrier that a small dent cannot be panelbeated?
let's pretend to be civil for this discourse.
Read my post AGAIN....
SLOWLY.

If Felicity had referenced Honda alone, gravatar wouldn't have conjured that philosophy up there.

He generalized the Japanese thingy, and unfortunately for everybody; Toyota was included too..
He doesn't care about another Japanese brand except when his beloved manufacturer is included (and in this case generalized)
I think your head deserves a bow of shame instead for being unable to comprehend simple sentences.

Stop making stupid people famous, and don't derail the thread.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Infinitywar: 5:15am On Apr 13, 2022
Can there be peace guys?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by mejai(m): 6:18am On Apr 13, 2022
Cartalk and war.... SMH
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Fizzle1759: 7:04am On Apr 13, 2022
Good morning guys. Am picking up a 2010 ml 350. Any advice pls? Thanks guys
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:43am On Apr 13, 2022
Fizzle1759:
Good morning guys. Am picking up a 2010 ml 350. Any advice pls? Thanks guys
foreign used or Nigerian?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Elcapitan0: 8:13am On Apr 13, 2022
OfficialDJ:
let's pretend to be civil for this discourse.
Read my post AGAIN....
SLOWLY.

If Felicity had referenced Honda alone, gravatar wouldn't have conjured that philosophy up there.

He generalized the Japanese thingy, and unfortunately for everybody; Toyota was included too..
He doesn't care about another Japanese brand except when his beloved manufacturer is included (and in this case generalized)
I think your head deserves a bow of shame instead for being unable to comprehend simple sentences.

Stop making stupid people famous, and don't derail the thread.
Got it grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Gravatar: 9:35am On Apr 13, 2022
SeaTrade:
lol,I guess what's missing in most of these ranters is growth mindset.
Real growth brings sense ,it makes people see things for what they really are I guess,not making a big deal out of little things.
If them dey panel beat GLE coupe still sell to clients with taste and money to complement the taste,I wonder what's the big deal to do same to a very old,cheaper,inferior counterpart.


Lol, baba, you sabi how far. As a bonafide Benz man yourself, you get the experience with these old German troublemobiles these people love to hype here.

When cosplay was active that year, I recall more than 50% of the cars he busted on auto section were beat up, severely damaged Mercedes vehicles that were panel beaten and filler repaired to a glossy photo finish.

Yet one ignoramus wants to declare to the world that his ancient Mercedes cannot have body repairs, while "Japanese" vehicles can.

Must be something in the water he's drinking.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Gravatar: 9:38am On Apr 13, 2022
Elcapitan0:

Is Honda Japanese or not? If yes, go read all you write and bury your head in shame. The original poster said ............ had it been a Japanese car. You were the one who introduced Toyota in the whole thing. The post from Felicia or whatnot does not make sense whatsoever! Is his car an armoured carrier that a small dent cannot be panelbeated?

His ancient vehicle is a 1 of 1, limited edition Mercedes, which cannot be repaired.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Fizzle1759: 1:03pm On Apr 13, 2022
Yes naija used but just like tokunbo. Rarely used. quote author=OfficialDJ post=111900191]foreign used or Nigerian? [/quote]

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