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My people, Mosquitoes or heat, which one can you manage while sleeping in the night?

I recently went to visit my mom at Sango ota and the visit was hell for me.... After one month I packed my bag and ran back here.

The heat was always bad in the night so I take my bath and dress light in the night to cool myself but alas my doom ... Immediately those mosquito fukas detects my entrance in dreamland, they start mining my blood. So I'll wake up and cover myself but heat go still show me shege, then I'll uncover myself and my blood get mined again ... So was the routine for one full month.

The worst part of the mosquito's battle is their wack 'humming' sound close to the ear .... I was so traumatized that I imagine hearing a mosquito singing Kiss Daniel 'Laye' song to my ear.

While naturally Ekiti is cold in the night, I can still manage Sango's heat but ladies and gentlemen I can't manage mosquitoes.

Which one can you manage ?

Heat oooo.Malaria has made me write my will several times. If heat becomes too much, I'll start living inside a stream

LordIsaac:
Heat oooo.Malaria has made me write my will several times. If heat becomes too much, I'll start living inside a stream

.... Living in a stream ke... You're so funny sir

Mosquitoes are satanic.


It's more noble to live with a Nigerian girl than to live with Mosquitoes.

Kriss216:
Mosquitoes are satanic.


It's more noble to live with a Nigerian girl than to live with Mosquitoes.

but I don't see any difference o... Sheybi you people call Nigeria women bloodsuckers.

@ the bolded sentence..... It seems you've not slept on a bedbug infested bed before .... That one nah die

Dorwadora:
I know this is not the right place to put this....

Mods pardon the offense

My people, Mosquitoes or heat, which one can you manage while sleeping in the night?

I recently went to visit my mom at Sango ota and the visit was hell for me.... After one month I packed my bag and ran back here.

The heat was always bad in the night so I take my bath and dress light in the night to cool myself but alas my doom ... Immediately those mosquito fukas detects my entrance in dreamland, they start mining my blood. So I'll wake up and cover myself but heat go still show me shege, then I'll uncover myself and my blood get mined again ... So was the routine for one full month.

The worst part of the mosquito's battle is their wack 'humming' sound close to the ear .... I was so traumatized that I imagine hearing a mosquito singing Kiss Daniel's 'Laye' song to my ear.

While naturally Ekiti is cold in the night, I can still manage Sango's heat but ladies and gentlemen I can't manage mosquitoes.

Which one can you manage ?

Lalasticala
Dominique
Myndd44

I choose the heat under my mosquito net biko...

Dorwadora:
but I don't see any difference o... Sheybi you people call Nigeria women bloodsuckers

At least Nigerian girls get bress. I can be pressing bress while she suck me. That can't be said about mosquitoes.

dawnomike:
I choose the heat under my mosquito net biko...

.... But there are some people who can sleep without a protective net even when there's an influx of mosquitoes ....

Example my younger brother.... I woke up one night and saw up to 5 mosquitoes feasting on ma Nigga ... Walai fear catch me...

OP, I think i will go with heat! I go just carry Handfan near body! Some crazy mosquitoes will turn u to Bush Hunter by force!

Dorwadora:
.... But there are some people who can sleep without a protective net even when there's an influx of mosquitoes ....

Example my younger brother.... I woke up one night and saw up to 5 mosquitoes feasting on ma Nigga ... Walai fear catch me...

That of your brother is what I call 'Mosquitorization' of the human body

dawnomike:
That of your brother is what I call 'Mosquitorization' of the human body

I wanna sleep in the heat.
Nigerian mosquitoes are demons

Brian47:
I wanna sleep in the heat.
Nigerian mosquitoes are demons

I agree .... The worst is that 'they no dey belle full'.... They don't mind sucking you from night till morning

None of them is good, the worst of them all is bedbug, that one dey cause mental problem, The poor people are really suffering in this country.

YinkaOlusesi16:
None of them is good, the worst of them all is bedbug, that one dey cause mental problem, The poor people are really suffering in this country.

To me bedbug is still manageable o... Sheybi if bad turn worse I'll lay a mat and sleep on the floor but mosquitoes, they'll follow you everywhere...

Truly poor people are suffering

heat na normal thing nah


but mosquitoes can cause you depression and frustration

but the baba of them all is bedbugs
that one na devil right hand insects

YinkaOlusesi16:
None of them is good, the worst of them all is bedbug, that one dey cause mental problem, The poor people are really suffering in this country.

I have never seen a bedbug in my life

Everywhere i go there is mosquito, inside room o, inside AC, inside car(the most annoying) even inside bank with ac i was counting money i saw mosquito sucking my blood on my feet? Even in hospital UPTH, that is the headquarters of mosquito in Nigeria you can’t sit for 3 mins in a hospital without mosquito biting you just imagine in day time o, at night all patients have mosquito net if not u will dry up by morning Wtf
As for heat lol its my motivation to get rich, so i go from AC house to AC office to AC car, but i choose heat every day to mosquitos cuz those tiny creatures have the most annoying sound in d world, if they are in ur ear you will instantly feel uncomfortable , that is just it

None of the above. Suffering is not in my DNA

Michelle70:
I have never seen a bedbug in my life

i pray u neva c one

YinkaOlusesi16:
i pray u neva c one

maybe because I have never used a bed more than 5yrs before

emmyluizzz:
heat na normal thing nah



but mosquitoes can cause you depression and frustration


but the baba of them all is bedbugs

that one na devil right hand insects

What's the experience with bedbugs like? Just curious.

dopedan:
Everywhere i go there is mosquito, inside room o, inside AC, inside car(the most annoying) even inside bank with ac i was counting money i saw mosquito sucking my blood on my feet? [/b]Even in hospital UPTH, that is the headquarters of mosquito in Nigeria you can’t sit for 3 mins in a hospital without mosquito biting[b] you just imagine in day time o, at night all patients have mosquito net if not u will dry up by morning Wtf
As for heat lol its my motivation to get rich, so i go from AC house to AC office to AC car, but i choose heat every day to mosquitos cuz those tiny creatures have the most annoying sound in d world, if they are in ur ear you will instantly feel uncomfortable , that is just it

You are very correct.UPTH is a center of mosquitoes both in the day and at night.

derbykol:
You are very correct.UPTH is a center of mosquitoes both in the day and at night.

Y is it so bro? Upon its a government hospital and no senior doctors or specialists can complain about it, d last time i was there was 2020 im sure nothing has changed

Michelle70:
maybe because I have never used a bed more than 5yrs before

Hmm, meaning you re honest and an ajebutter too. because bedbugs re only seen in old, torned mattresses! Only Ajekpakos can relate!

LordIsaac:
Heat oooo.Malaria has made me write my will several times. If heat becomes too much, I'll start living inside a stream

I swear malaria na bastard

But why do mosquito even exist? What is really the point?

SenecaTheYonger:
But why do mosquito even exist? What is really the point?

Hehehe! To balance the ecosystem nah. No other explanation to give again o.

Vinnie2000:
Hmm, meaning you re honest and an ajebutter too. because bedbugs re only seen in old, torned mattresses! Only Ajekpakos can relate!

I am not ajebutter, I grew up in the village and slept on mat at some point in my life.

No be every kpako could relate to bedbugs

Lucifyre:
What's the experience with bedbugs like? Just curious.

there are two types of vampires

the one who can control their urge for blood

and the one who can't stay a sec without blood




bedbugs are the later

very deathly and they don't make noise

silent bloodsucking demons


just like buhari

I can manage heat a great deal. Many a time, I would be drenched by heat and would still sleep comfortably. Maybe I will start to bear Heathrow or Hitler....lol

Dorwadora:
To me bedbug is still manageable o... Sheybi if bad turn worse I'll lay a mat and sleep on the floor but mosquitoes, they'll follow you everywhere...

Truly poor people are suffering

I don’t think bedbug has ever dealt with you, those tiny creatures take over your whole apartment and to get rid of them is not beans. A good insecticide will get rid of mosquitoes but bedbug?? You need to do proper fumigation and that’s not even enough guarantee that they won’t come back.