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Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Dorwadora(f): 9:53am On Apr 10, 2022
I know this is not the right place to put this....

Mods pardon the offense

My people, Mosquitoes or heat, which one can you manage while sleeping in the night?

I recently went to visit my mom at Sango ota and the visit was hell for me.... After one month I packed my bag and ran back here.

The heat was always bad in the night so I take my bath and dress light in the night to cool myself but alas my doom grin grin grin... Immediately those mosquito fukas detects my entrance in dreamland, they start mining my blood. So I'll wake up and cover myself but heat go still show me shege, then I'll uncover myself and my blood get mined again ... So was the routine for one full month.

The worst part of the mosquito's battle is their wack 'humming' sound close to the ear angry sad.... I was so traumatized that I imagine hearing a mosquito singing Kiss Daniel 'Laye' song to my ear.

While naturally Ekiti is cold in the night, I can still manage Sango's heat but ladies and gentlemen I can't manage mosquitoes.

Which one can you manage grin grin grin?

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by LordIsaac(m): 9:54am On Apr 10, 2022
Heat oooo.Malaria has made me write my will several times. If heat becomes too much, I'll start living inside a stream grin

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Dorwadora(f): 9:57am On Apr 10, 2022
LordIsaac:
Heat oooo.Malaria has made me write my will several times. If heat becomes too much, I'll start living inside a stream grin
grin grin grin.... Living in a stream ke... You're so funny sir

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Kriss216: 10:00am On Apr 10, 2022
Mosquitoes are satanic.


It's more noble to live with a Nigerian girl than to live with Mosquitoes.

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Dorwadora(f): 10:05am On Apr 10, 2022
Kriss216:
Mosquitoes are satanic.


It's more noble to live with a Nigerian girl than to live with Mosquitoes.
grin grin grin but I don't see any difference o... Sheybi you people call Nigeria women bloodsuckers.

@ the bolded sentence..... It seems you've not slept on a bedbug infested bed before grin grin grin.... That one nah die grin

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by dawnomike(m): 10:05am On Apr 10, 2022
Dorwadora:
I know this is not the right place to put this....

Mods pardon the offense

My people, Mosquitoes or heat, which one can you manage while sleeping in the night?

I recently went to visit my mom at Sango ota and the visit was hell for me.... After one month I packed my bag and ran back here.

The heat was always bad in the night so I take my bath and dress light in the night to cool myself but alas my doom grin grin grin... Immediately those mosquito fukas detects my entrance in dreamland, they start mining my blood. So I'll wake up and cover myself but heat go still show me shege, then I'll uncover myself and my blood get mined again ... So was the routine for one full month.

The worst part of the mosquito's battle is their wack 'humming' sound close to the ear angry sad.... I was so traumatized that I imagine hearing a mosquito singing Kiss Daniel's 'Laye' song to my ear.

While naturally Ekiti is cold in the night, I can still manage Sango's heat but ladies and gentlemen I can't manage mosquitoes.

Which one can you manage grin grin grin?

Lalasticala
Dominique
Myndd44
I choose the heat under my mosquito net biko...

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Kriss216: 10:07am On Apr 10, 2022
Dorwadora:
grin grin grin but I don't see any difference o... Sheybi you people call Nigeria women bloodsuckers
At least Nigerian girls get bress. I can be pressing bress while she suck me. That can't be said about mosquitoes. wink

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Dorwadora(f): 10:10am On Apr 10, 2022
dawnomike:
I choose the heat under my mosquito net biko...
grin grin grin.... But there are some people who can sleep without a protective net even when there's an influx of mosquitoes embarassed embarassed embarassed....

Example my younger brother.... I woke up one night and saw up to 5 mosquitoes feasting on ma Nigga grin grin grin... Walai fear catch me...

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Vinnie2000(m): 10:11am On Apr 10, 2022
OP, I think i will go with heat! I go just carry Handfan near body! Some crazy mosquitoes will turn u to Bush Hunter by force!

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by dawnomike(m): 10:17am On Apr 10, 2022
Dorwadora:
grin grin grin.... But there are some people who can sleep without a protective net even when there's an influx of mosquitoes embarassed embarassed embarassed....

Example my younger brother.... I woke up one night and saw up to 5 mosquitoes feasting on ma Nigga grin grin grin... Walai fear catch me...
That of your brother is what I call 'Mosquitorization' of the human body grin

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Dorwadora(f): 10:18am On Apr 10, 2022
dawnomike:
That of your brother is what I call 'Mosquitorization' of the human body grin
grin grin grin grin

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Brian47(m): 10:21am On Apr 10, 2022
I wanna sleep in the heat.
Nigerian mosquitoes are demons

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Dorwadora(f): 10:23am On Apr 10, 2022
Brian47:
I wanna sleep in the heat.
Nigerian mosquitoes are demons
I agree grin grin grin.... The worst is that 'they no dey belle full'.... They don't mind sucking you from night till morning grin

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by YinkaOlusesi16(m): 10:24am On Apr 10, 2022
None of them is good, the worst of them all is bedbug, that one dey cause mental problem, The poor people are really suffering in this country.

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Dorwadora(f): 10:27am On Apr 10, 2022
YinkaOlusesi16:
None of them is good, the worst of them all is bedbug, that one dey cause mental problem, The poor people are really suffering in this country.
grin To me bedbug is still manageable o... Sheybi if bad turn worse I'll lay a mat and sleep on the floor but mosquitoes, they'll follow you everywhere...

Truly poor people are suffering embarassed

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by emmyluizzz: 11:17am On Apr 10, 2022
heat na normal thing nah


but mosquitoes can cause you depression and frustration

but the baba of them all is bedbugs
that one na devil right hand insects

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Michelle70(m): 11:22am On Apr 10, 2022
YinkaOlusesi16:
None of them is good, the worst of them all is bedbug, that one dey cause mental problem, The poor people are really suffering in this country.
I have never seen a bedbug in my life

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by dopedan(m): 11:22am On Apr 10, 2022
Everywhere i go there is mosquito, inside room o, inside AC, inside car(the most annoying) even inside bank with ac i was counting money i saw mosquito sucking my blood on my feet? Even in hospital UPTH, that is the headquarters of mosquito in Nigeria you can’t sit for 3 mins in a hospital without mosquito biting you just imagine in day time o, at night all patients have mosquito net if not u will dry up by morning Wtf
As for heat lol its my motivation to get rich, so i go from AC house to AC office to AC car, but i choose heat every day to mosquitos cuz those tiny creatures have the most annoying sound in d world, if they are in ur ear you will instantly feel uncomfortable , that is just it undecided

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Sekoni003(m): 11:31am On Apr 10, 2022
None of the above. Suffering is not in my DNA cheesy

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by YinkaOlusesi16(m): 11:41am On Apr 10, 2022
Michelle70:
I have never seen a bedbug in my life
i pray u neva c one

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Michelle70(m): 11:44am On Apr 10, 2022
YinkaOlusesi16:
i pray u neva c one
maybe because I have never used a bed more than 5yrs before

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Lucifyre: 1:05pm On Apr 10, 2022
emmyluizzz:
heat na normal thing nah



but mosquitoes can cause you depression and frustration


but the baba of them all is bedbugs

that one na devil right hand insects

What's the experience with bedbugs like? Just curious.

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by derbykol(f): 1:10pm On Apr 10, 2022
dopedan:
Everywhere i go there is mosquito, inside room o, inside AC, inside car(the most annoying) even inside bank with ac i was counting money i saw mosquito sucking my blood on my feet? [/b]Even in hospital UPTH, that is the headquarters of mosquito in Nigeria you can’t sit for 3 mins in a hospital without mosquito biting[b] you just imagine in day time o, at night all patients have mosquito net if not u will dry up by morning Wtf
As for heat lol its my motivation to get rich, so i go from AC house to AC office to AC car, but i choose heat every day to mosquitos cuz those tiny creatures have the most annoying sound in d world, if they are in ur ear you will instantly feel uncomfortable , that is just it undecided
You are very correct.UPTH is a center of mosquitoes both in the day and at night.

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by dopedan(m): 1:46pm On Apr 10, 2022
derbykol:
You are very correct.UPTH is a center of mosquitoes both in the day and at night.
Y is it so bro? Upon its a government hospital and no senior doctors or specialists can complain about it, d last time i was there was 2020 im sure nothing has changed

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Vinnie2000(m): 2:40pm On Apr 10, 2022
Michelle70:
maybe because I have never used a bed more than 5yrs before
Hmm, meaning you re honest and an ajebutter too. because bedbugs re only seen in old, torned mattresses! Only Ajekpakos can relate!

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by DenreleDave(m): 2:50pm On Apr 10, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin grin
LordIsaac:
Heat oooo.Malaria has made me write my will several times. If heat becomes too much, I'll start living inside a stream grin

I swear malaria na bastard grin grin grin grin

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by SenecaTheYonger: 3:16pm On Apr 10, 2022
But why do mosquito even exist? What is really the point?

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Vinnie2000(m): 3:44pm On Apr 10, 2022
SenecaTheYonger:
But why do mosquito even exist? What is really the point?
Hehehe! To balance the ecosystem nah. No other explanation to give again o.

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Michelle70(m): 3:46pm On Apr 10, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Hmm, meaning you re honest and an ajebutter too. because bedbugs re only seen in old, torned mattresses! Only Ajekpakos can relate!
I am not ajebutter, I grew up in the village and slept on mat at some point in my life.

No be every kpako could relate to bedbugs

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by emmyluizzz: 4:36pm On Apr 10, 2022
Lucifyre:


What's the experience with bedbugs like? Just curious.

there are two types of vampires

the one who can control their urge for blood

and the one who can't stay a sec without blood




bedbugs are the later

very deathly and they don't make noise

silent bloodsucking demons


just like buhari

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Bolsman(m): 6:01pm On Apr 10, 2022
I can manage heat a great deal. Many a time, I would be drenched by heat and would still sleep comfortably. Maybe I will start to bear Heathrow or Hitler....lol

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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Medunah: 6:24pm On Apr 10, 2022
Dorwadora:
grin To me bedbug is still manageable o... Sheybi if bad turn worse I'll lay a mat and sleep on the floor but mosquitoes, they'll follow you everywhere...

Truly poor people are suffering embarassed
I don’t think bedbug has ever dealt with you, those tiny creatures take over your whole apartment and to get rid of them is not beans. A good insecticide will get rid of mosquitoes but bedbug?? You need to do proper fumigation and that’s not even enough guarantee that they won’t come back.

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