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Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by Choilila: 12:23am On May 16, 2022

Fcmb2022:
Are you sure or maybe you were missing me

How could I? When you are everywhere

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Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by OfficialR(m): 6:14am On May 16, 2022

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Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by Rexymania(m): 6:26am On May 16, 2022

Mbakwa

Dorwadora:
Hmm.... Anambra men are waving

Can you see their hands ?

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by teeshet: 6:27am On May 16, 2022

Choilila:
This sex sex of a thing I don't even get why it's so hyped.
Is like I need to visit the hospital, so that they can pump in the hormones responsible for worshiping and becoming a slave to sex.

are you a virgin

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by dazzlingd(m): 6:31am On May 16, 2022

8,9 and 12 should be removed from the list

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by Nobody: 6:53am On May 16, 2022

nickyj19:
1. You must never agree to have sex with a married man no
matter what he promises or professes. Never!

2. Never agree to have sex with your boss. If the harassment
becomes too much, resign and trust God for a better job.

3. If God put people under your care to mentor or Pastor, it is
better you die than to have sex with them. Never take
advantage of God's people no matter what.

4. Don't have sex with a married woman. If you are getting too
much attached via chatting, official or academic rapport,
break up the closeness or whatever name you have for it.

5. Never have sex with your lecturers. Sex for grades or marks
is for nonentity. You are not. Never must you be.

6. If you are a marketer, never agree to sleep with a
prospective client just to meet your official target. Never!

7. Don't have sex with your in-laws. If he or she stays with you
and you are finding it difficult to resist the pull, let him or her
leave. I mean latest tomorrow.

8. Don't have sex with your neighbour or colleague. A
neighbour is a neighbour. A colleague is a colleague. Don't get
your life more complicated.

9. Don't have sex with your platonic friend. If the relationship is
no longer platonic, break up the thing.

10. I believe God created sex to be between male and female.
Stay away from having sex with your same gender. God is
against homosexuality and so should you.

11. Don't have sex with your sibling or relatives. Incest is vile.

12. Don't have sex with your girlfriend. Don't have sex with
your boyfriend. God did not create sex for love relationships.
He created it for MARRIAGE.
The only sex you should have is with your legally wedded
partner.
God Bless you all.

Na long story you dey talk for number 12....I go oil my girlfriend anyday anytime

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by BeardedmeatR(m): 7:08am On May 16, 2022

SarutobiEky:
who come remain?

Your nurse grin

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by BeardedmeatR(m): 7:10am On May 16, 2022

Dorwadora:
The list long o...... He don cover every part of sex

Who con remain to have sex with nah?

Your doctor grin

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by Choilila: 7:42am On May 16, 2022

teeshet:
are you a virgin

Any problems?

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Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by June15(m): 7:46am On May 16, 2022

nickyj19:
1. You must never agree to have sex with a married man no
matter what he promises or professes. Never!

2. Never agree to have sex with your boss. If the harassment
becomes too much, resign and trust God for a better job.

Op, say GOD I'm a virgin

3. If God put people under your care to mentor or Pastor, it is
better you die than to have sex with them. Never take
advantage of God's people no matter what.

4. Don't have sex with a married woman. If you are getting too
much attached via chatting, official or academic rapport,
break up the closeness or whatever name you have for it.

5. Never have sex with your lecturers. Sex for grades or marks
is for nonentity. You are not. Never must you be.

6. If you are a marketer, never agree to sleep with a
prospective client just to meet your official target. Never!

7. Don't have sex with your in-laws. If he or she stays with you
and you are finding it difficult to resist the pull, let him or her
leave. I mean latest tomorrow.

8. Don't have sex with your neighbour or colleague. A
neighbour is a neighbour. A colleague is a colleague. Don't get
your life more complicated.

9. Don't have sex with your platonic friend. If the relationship is
no longer platonic, break up the thing.

10. I believe God created sex to be between male and female.
Stay away from having sex with your same gender. God is
against homosexuality and so should you.

11. Don't have sex with your sibling or relatives. Incest is vile.

12. Don't have sex with your girlfriend. Don't have sex with
your boyfriend. God did not create sex for love relationships.
He created it for MARRIAGE.
The only sex you should have is with your legally wedded
partner.
God Bless you all.

Op, say GOD I'm a virgin..and don't tell me say u don marry

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by franklingud(m): 8:01am On May 16, 2022

OP your list is incomplete without mentioning "don't have sex with any animal".
Beastiality is crime against humanity and nature.

You try anyway.

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Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by Emmanuelcann: 8:02am On May 16, 2022

SarutobiEky:
who come remain?

Your Husband or Wife!

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by Qpid5(m): 8:16am On May 16, 2022

Instead of writing all this long story you should have just simply say "don't have sex with anybody except your wife/husband"
.
Meanwhile, this country that everyone do and undo just to make a living, I don't think not up to 10% can adhere to this.. Money we're no d do person, even if you have enough, you still wanna have more and more.. Greediness and conji nor go allow you to reason all this talk

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by Nobody: 8:32am On May 16, 2022

sollolucci77:
Na long story you dey talk for number 12....I go oil my girlfriend anyday anytime

Mr engine oil

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by wonlasewonimi: 8:54am On May 16, 2022

Dorwadora:
The list long o...... He don cover every part of sex

Who con remain to have sex with nah?

He didn't mention a cow

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by Elvisage(m): 9:06am On May 16, 2022

Kukuma come cut my prick comot na grin

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by TheWolfen(m): 9:40am On May 16, 2022

nickyj19:
1. You must never agree to have sex with a married man no
matter what he promises or professes. Never!

2. Never agree to have sex with your boss. If the harassment
becomes too much, resign and trust God for a better job.

3. If God put people under your care to mentor or Pastor, it is
better you die than to have sex with them. Never take
advantage of God's people no matter what.

4. Don't have sex with a married woman. If you are getting too
much attached via chatting, official or academic rapport,
break up the closeness or whatever name you have for it.

5. Never have sex with your lecturers. Sex for grades or marks
is for nonentity. You are not. Never must you be.

6. If you are a marketer, never agree to sleep with a
prospective client just to meet your official target. Never!

7. Don't have sex with your in-laws. If he or she stays with you
and you are finding it difficult to resist the pull, let him or her
leave. I mean latest tomorrow.

8. Don't have sex with your neighbour or colleague. A
neighbour is a neighbour. A colleague is a colleague. Don't get
your life more complicated.

9. Don't have sex with your platonic friend. If the relationship is
no longer platonic, break up the thing.

10. I believe God created sex to be between male and female.
Stay away from having sex with your same gender. God is
against homosexuality and so should you.

11. Don't have sex with your sibling or relatives. Incest is vile.

12. Don't have sex with your girlfriend. Don't have sex with
your boyfriend. God did not create sex for love relationships.
He created it for MARRIAGE.
The only sex you should have is with your legally wedded
partner.
God Bless you all.

God bless you.
That your number 10 makes your post really complete.
Those set of abominables are like a virus ravaging this new world

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Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by JovialJune(f): 9:59am On May 16, 2022

Cutehector:
Dont have sex with dog!

Don't have sex with cow and alligator.

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Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by Cutehector(m): 10:00am On May 16, 2022

JovialJune:
Don't have sex with cow and alligator.

dont have sex with bottle and candle and cucumber. Fish

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by Bignuell(m): 10:00am On May 16, 2022*

At OP, e be like you no explain that no 11 well. Don't have sex with step brother or step sister, don't have sex with who we call cousin sister or cousin brother, don't have sex with you step daughter or step son. I don help you explain am well grin

Infact don't have sex, go and make money, if you've made enough, give it up to charity and start the process again. Tell me if this doesn't make sense to you grin

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by JovialJune(f): 10:01am On May 16, 2022

Cutehector:
dont have sex with bottle and candle and cucumber. Fish

You win

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Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by Cutehector(m): 10:03am On May 16, 2022

JovialJune:
You win

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by Stewart883(m): 10:09am On May 16, 2022

nickyj19:
1. You must never agree to have sex with a married man no
matter what he promises or professes. Never!

2. Never agree to have sex with your boss. If the harassment
becomes too much, resign and trust God for a better job.

3. If God put people under your care to mentor or Pastor, it is
better you die than to have sex with them. Never take
advantage of God's people no matter what.

4. Don't have sex with a married woman. If you are getting too
much attached via chatting, official or academic rapport,
break up the closeness or whatever name you have for it.

5. Never have sex with your lecturers. Sex for grades or marks
is for nonentity. You are not. Never must you be.

6. If you are a marketer, never agree to sleep with a
prospective client just to meet your official target. Never!

7. Don't have sex with your in-laws. If he or she stays with you
and you are finding it difficult to resist the pull, let him or her
leave. I mean latest tomorrow.

8. Don't have sex with your neighbour or colleague. A
neighbour is a neighbour. A colleague is a colleague. Don't get
your life more complicated.

9. Don't have sex with your platonic friend. If the relationship is
no longer platonic, break up the thing.

10. I believe God created sex to be between male and female.
Stay away from having sex with your same gender. God is
against homosexuality and so should you.

11. Don't have sex with your sibling or relatives. Incest is vile.

12. Don't have sex with your girlfriend. Don't have sex with
your boyfriend. God did not create sex for love relationships.
He created it for MARRIAGE.
The only sex you should have is with your legally wedded
partner.
God Bless you all.

We have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God

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Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by obinna58(m): 10:15am On May 16, 2022

God is always the problem

God said this
God said that

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by stamapro(m): 10:22am On May 16, 2022

nickyj19:
1. You must never agree to have sex with a married man no
matter what he promises or professes. Never!

2. Never agree to have sex with your boss. If the harassment
becomes too much, resign and trust God for a better job.

3. If God put people under your care to mentor or Pastor, it is
better you die than to have sex with them. Never take
advantage of God's people no matter what.

4. Don't have sex with a married woman. If you are getting too
much attached via chatting, official or academic rapport,
break up the closeness or whatever name you have for it.

5. Never have sex with your lecturers. Sex for grades or marks
is for nonentity. You are not. Never must you be.

6. If you are a marketer, never agree to sleep with a
prospective client just to meet your official target. Never!

7. Don't have sex with your in-laws. If he or she stays with you
and you are finding it difficult to resist the pull, let him or her
leave. I mean latest tomorrow.

8. Don't have sex with your neighbour or colleague. A
neighbour is a neighbour. A colleague is a colleague. Don't get
your life more complicated.

9. Don't have sex with your platonic friend. If the relationship is
no longer platonic, break up the thing.

10. I believe God created sex to be between male and female.
Stay away from having sex with your same gender. God is
against homosexuality and so should you.

11. Don't have sex with your sibling or relatives. Incest is vile.

12. Don't have sex with your girlfriend. Don't have sex with
your boyfriend. God did not create sex for love relationships.
He created it for MARRIAGE.
The only sex you should have is with your legally wedded
partner.
God Bless you all.

Nice one op, one of the best write up on sex, so far this year on this forum.

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Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by CorperKola: 10:25am On May 16, 2022

Jmichael1:
Atleast 11 of those list are nt for me...

i will never sleep with another man wife bt i'm likly to do the rest...

Ha!

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by SarutobiEky(m): 10:29am On May 16, 2022

BeardedmeatR:
Your nurse

nawa.

Make e add alien join

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by SarutobiEky(m): 10:30am On May 16, 2022

BeardedmeatR:
Your nurse

make e add alien

Re: The Sex You Must Not Have by nickyj19(op): 10:37am On May 16, 2022

Bignuell:
At OP, e be like you no explain that no 11 well. Don't have sex with step brother or step sister, don't have sex with who we call cousin sister or cousin brother, don't have sex with you step daughter or step son. I don help you explain am well Infact don't have sex, go and make money, if you've made enough, give it up to charity and start the process again. Tell me if this doesn't make sense to you

nice one comrade grin

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