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Wish I Was A Guy. by Animegirl(op): 11:21am On May 20, 2022
No period pains.
No pregnancy.

Just hoeing around, texting girls and having a good life without getting judged.

Men, I envy you.
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Felimax(m): 11:23am On May 20, 2022
Animegirl:
No period pains.
No pregnancy.

Just hoeing around, texting girls and having a good life without getting judged.

Men, I envy you.
Don't envy us because some of us envy you girls a lot.

All the sweetness of life ends at the woman's lap. If I carry bud to clean my ears it is the bud that suffers while the ear will be wallowing in enjoyment.

Both of us are trekking on the road before you walk ten steps ten cars are already stopping to lift you, me i go trek to and fro, as a woman the fool will even put AC for you even when you are cold, just to please you.

Your only challenge maybe is just to look good when coming out of your house and all the energies of men will be to favour you.

Since this year, no woman has invited me for a free lunch, dinner or drink except my homies but I doubt if that is same for you.

On your wedding day I will be the one spending my money but it will be written that you are the one getting married to me. If na court wedding na worst pass, they will give you the wedding certificate and warn me not to ever place my hand on it and if I want to see it I should ask my wife to make a photocopy for me. If I continue, I will not stop.

Women are blessed!
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 11:25am On May 20, 2022
Without getting judged got me tho.. cry
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by bmdmix14: 11:26am On May 20, 2022
I wish i was a girl for a yr

Getting bleeped
Saying faster faster

Going to university and coming out a ho with a degree.

Not wanting to work

Fuking around just cause thats all i have to offer to make money.

Period is just for my body saying u got wait small b4 u begin getting banged again


Pickin nah to lock one mumu down
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Nobody: 11:26am On May 20, 2022
Animegirl:
No period pains.
No pregnancy.

Just hoeing around, texting girls and having a good life without getting judged.

Men, I envy you.
Stop being childish.
You being a woman is a blessing. You are uniquely made.
Respect to all females.
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by slawormiir: 11:26am On May 20, 2022
Damnnn niggar

This baby girl don't even know what we niggarrrrs go through
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by tayo60(f): 11:29am On May 20, 2022
I'm proud of my gender
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Truvelisback(m): 11:32am On May 20, 2022
Animegirl:
No period pains.
No pregnancy.

Just hoeing around, texting girls and having a good life without getting judged.

Men, I envy you.
And u think men's life is easier? grin Even though, u may have a point. I wanna ask u, how many ladies have u seen or heard Transgendering to men? Men have No period pain. No pregnancy too but we go tru hell too. Monetary challenge is mostly men's challenges. That's why many of us are shying away from marriage. Na which Nigerian lady wan marry broke man? No lady.
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Nobody: 11:33am On May 20, 2022
Animegirl:
No period pains.
No pregnancy.

Just hoeing around, texting girls and having a good life without getting judged.

Men, I envy you.
Boya you should ask bobrisky why he changed his gender grin...you better dont envy what you don't know
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by PerfectStranger(m): 11:35am On May 20, 2022
Op dey whine yourself. Bobrisky can explain better.
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Nobody: 11:39am On May 20, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

This baby girl don't even know what we niggarrrrs go through
No mind am...when a man is broke no lady will look at you...when he has money he has work to do in fighting off gold diggers and protecting his sperm from women that want anchor babies
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Boogyman557: 11:40am On May 20, 2022
Holly Gram cool 4 it is written - TO BE A MAN IS NOT A DAY JOB!




LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Biafranodogwu55: 5:22pm On May 20, 2022
Bobrisky come see competition oogrin grin
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by nickyj19: 5:27pm On May 20, 2022
Animegirl:
No period pains.
No pregnancy.

Just hoeing around, texting girls and having a good life without getting judged.

Men, I envy you.
before waiting u be. no be guy man u be undecided oniranu oshi
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Emma2Seconds: 5:36pm On May 20, 2022
Waiting concern keke rider with seat belthuh
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Edyice: 6:28pm On May 20, 2022
Animegirl:
No period pains.
No pregnancy.

Just hoeing around, texting girls and having a good life without getting judged.

Men, I envy you.
You've got to work hard and smart because one babe will just wake up and tell you to buy her the latest gadgets , shawama and coldstone ( remember she will call you stingy and skinky, when you can't bring these to her table )
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by InHeaven(m): 6:29pm On May 20, 2022
The responsibilities of men are more than this you're referring as problem.

Being a man isn't easy.

We're all unique in our creations irrespective of gender anyway
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by TMTR: 6:32pm On May 20, 2022
I thought the future is female abi wetin come happen na grin grin grin cheesy
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Ballzproblemm: 6:35pm On May 20, 2022
Felimax:
Don't envy us because some of us envy you girls a lot.

All the sweetness of life ends at the woman's lap. If I carry bud to clean my ears it is the bud that suffers while the ear will be wallowing in enjoyment.

Both of us are trekking on the road before you walk ten steps ten cars are already stopping to lift you, me i go trek to and fro, as a woman the fool will even put AC for you even when you are cold, just to please you.

Your only challenge maybe is just to look good when coming out of your house and all the energies of men will be to favour you.

Since this year, no woman has invited me for a free lunch, dinner or drink except my homies but I doubt if that is same for you.

On your wedding day I will be the one spending my money but it will be written that you are the one getting married to me. If na court wedding na worst pass, they will give you the wedding certificate and warn me not to ever place my hand on it and if I want to see it I should ask my wife to make a photocopy for me. If I continue, I will not stop.

Women are blessed!
I no envy woman one day ,guy being a woman hard o. cheesy. ,in fact I dey thank God say I be no matter how life hard me reach as a woman you are expected,to clean ,cook ,wash , maintain good hygiene , especially that your private part, marry early , maintain beauty if you no fine na. wahala for the society oo , omo guy leave being a man is less stressful
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by pansophist(m): 6:45pm On May 20, 2022
The only evidence you need to know that women have it easier is that most transgenders are men transitioning to women, not the opposite direction. Also all women will enjoy the peak of attraction, with all the good things of life being giving to them, but most men will not.

Many of the girls that are giving me greenlight and just want me to wife them up are broke as hell, but they know that their financial status is not an impediment, but me as man will weigh my status, pocket, level before hanging out with some girls. Should I continue?

The only bad side about being a woman is that time is not your friend. If a woman can be young for long like men, I doubt many will even have sense because it's the fear of dying alone with no family that reset the brain of many women.
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Karleb(m): 7:06pm On May 20, 2022
If woman see say everywhere dry, she go sleep her body.

A lot of guys wants to seriously monetize sex but who go buy am?

You get to sleep with your lecturer for grade.
You get to sleep with your oga for promotion.
You practically fucckk your way through your life's problem.

Trust me, a lot of guys wish to Fucck their problems away but only few ever get the opportunity.

If you insist then that's where transgender comes in.
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Nobody:
pansophist:
The only evidence you need to know that women have it easier is that most transgenders are men transitioning to women, not the opposite direction. Also all women will enjoy the peak of attraction, with all the good things of life being giving to them, but most men will not.

Many of the girls that are giving me greenlight and just want me to wife them up are broke as hell, but they know that their financial status is not an impediment, but me as man will weigh my status, pocket, level before hanging out with some girls. Should I continue?

The only bad side about being a woman is that time is not your friend. If a woman can be young for long like men, I doubt many will even have sense because it's the fear of dying alone with no family that reset the brain of many women.
.
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by reXurrectionZA(m): 7:23pm On May 20, 2022
Animegirl:
No period pains.
No pregnancy.

Just hoeing around, texting girls and having a good life without getting judged.

Men, I envy you.
Men commit sucide more than women yearly
More men than women are mentally unstable
More men are killed everyday than women
But the ratio of women to men is 3 or 1

Think again love
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Felimax(m): 7:23pm On May 20, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
I no envy woman one day ,guy being a woman hard o. cheesy. ,in fact I dey thank God say I be no matter how life hard me reach as a woman you are expected,to clean ,cook ,wash , maintain good hygiene , especially that your private part, marry early , maintain beauty if you no fine na. wahala for the society oo , omo guy leave being a man is less stressful
I said some of us, I nor count you join.
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by reXurrectionZA(m): 7:32pm On May 20, 2022
Felimax:
I said some of us, I nor count you join.
Leave That one na shes a lazzzzy and a dirty man

Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by pansophist(m):
peepydelano:
Bad guy ,you sef want a rich lady but Iyaebe bin dy give you green light na, I’m sure you’ll oblige her if you have a slight idea of her background (from a large wealthy political background, her papa been dy green and red chambers respectively) , na jos brought up she be before dem been move to Abuja and Lagos.
So you mean make I parole with a girl because her papa get money. Lol. That makes me weak, I no like to de weak. Contentment is power. Even if her papa na Elon Musk, na my own hustle I go depend on, to avoid disrespect and "see finish".

Having said that, I de okay bro. I don't need iyaebe own, or even worse, her papa own.
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by pansophist(m): 7:40pm On May 20, 2022
Karleb:
If woman see say everywhere dry, she go sleep her body.

A lot of guys wants to seriously monetize sex but who go buy am?

You get to sleep with your lecturer for grade.
You get to sleep with your oga for promotion.
You practically fucckk your way through your life's problem.

Trust me, a lot of guys wish to Fucck their problems away but only few ever get the opportunity.

If you insist then that's where transgender comes in.
My friend used to call it "pucci bailout" grin
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Nobody: 7:48pm On May 20, 2022
pansophist:
So you mean make I parole with a girl because her papa get money. Lol. That makes me weak, I no like to de weak. Contentment is power. Even if her papa na Elon Musk, na my own hustle I go depend on, to avoid disrespect and "see finish".

Having said that, I de okay bro. My small money de enough for me. I don't need iyaebe own, or even worse, her papa own.
Indeed contentment is power, your money isn’t small as long you are contented lol.Enjoy bro.
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by suffering: 11:50pm On May 20, 2022
Lol. Thread for fourteen year olds.
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by czarr(m): 2:17am On May 21, 2022
Animegirl:
No period pains.
No pregnancy.

Just hoeing around, texting girls and having a good life without getting judged.

Men, I envy you.
You girls can get sex anytime, without much effort...unlike guys. Isn't that something to be happy about?
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Divay22(f): 2:54am On May 21, 2022
czarr:
You girls can get sex anytime, without much effort...unlike guys. Isn't that something to be happy about?
But everything isn't about sex...
Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Vinnie2000(m): 6:05am On May 21, 2022
Hmm, this OP is very honest.
Many ladies hate dier gender and envy the Free, SIMPLE and LESS BAGGAGE life of Males!
If God gave 100 females the chance to become Guys, 95 would accept with Alacrity.
But for guys, don't think any would like to switch to become a Girl.
Infact, according to Kriss216, 'in my next life, instead of being a Girl, i rather be a tree'!.
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