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| Wish I Was A Guy. by Animegirl(op): 11:21am On May 20, 2022 |
No period pains. No pregnancy. Just hoeing around, texting girls and having a good life without getting judged. Men, I envy you. |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Felimax(m): 11:23am On May 20, 2022 |
Animegirl:Don't envy us because some of us envy you girls a lot. All the sweetness of life ends at the woman's lap. If I carry bud to clean my ears it is the bud that suffers while the ear will be wallowing in enjoyment. Both of us are trekking on the road before you walk ten steps ten cars are already stopping to lift you, me i go trek to and fro, as a woman the fool will even put AC for you even when you are cold, just to please you. Your only challenge maybe is just to look good when coming out of your house and all the energies of men will be to favour you. Since this year, no woman has invited me for a free lunch, dinner or drink except my homies but I doubt if that is same for you. On your wedding day I will be the one spending my money but it will be written that you are the one getting married to me. If na court wedding na worst pass, they will give you the wedding certificate and warn me not to ever place my hand on it and if I want to see it I should ask my wife to make a photocopy for me. If I continue, I will not stop. Women are blessed! |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 11:25am On May 20, 2022 |
Without getting judged got me tho.. |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by bmdmix14: 11:26am On May 20, 2022 |
I wish i was a girl for a yr Getting bleeped Saying faster faster Going to university and coming out a ho with a degree. Not wanting to work Fuking around just cause thats all i have to offer to make money. Period is just for my body saying u got wait small b4 u begin getting banged again Pickin nah to lock one mumu down |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Nobody: 11:26am On May 20, 2022 |
Animegirl:Stop being childish. You being a woman is a blessing. You are uniquely made. Respect to all females. |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by slawormiir: 11:26am On May 20, 2022 |
Damnnn niggar This baby girl don't even know what we niggarrrrs go through |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by tayo60(f): 11:29am On May 20, 2022 |
I'm proud of my gender |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Truvelisback(m): 11:32am On May 20, 2022 |
Animegirl:And u think men's life is easier? Even though, u may have a point. I wanna ask u, how many ladies have u seen or heard Transgendering to men? Men have No period pain. No pregnancy too but we go tru hell too. Monetary challenge is mostly men's challenges. That's why many of us are shying away from marriage. Na which Nigerian lady wan marry broke man? No lady. |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Nobody: 11:33am On May 20, 2022 |
Animegirl:Boya you should ask bobrisky why he changed his gender ...you better dont envy what you don't know |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by PerfectStranger(m): 11:35am On May 20, 2022 |
Op dey whine yourself. Bobrisky can explain better. |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Nobody: 11:39am On May 20, 2022 |
slawormiir:No mind am...when a man is broke no lady will look at you...when he has money he has work to do in fighting off gold diggers and protecting his sperm from women that want anchor babies |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Boogyman557: 11:40am On May 20, 2022 |
Holly Gram 4 it is written - TO BE A MAN IS NOT A DAY JOB!LITE UP my WEED in peace WTF MAN!
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| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Biafranodogwu55: 5:22pm On May 20, 2022 |
Bobrisky come see competition oo ![]() |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by nickyj19: 5:27pm On May 20, 2022 |
Animegirl:before waiting u be. no be guy man u be oniranu oshi |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Emma2Seconds: 5:36pm On May 20, 2022 |
Waiting concern keke rider with seat belt ![]() |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Edyice: 6:28pm On May 20, 2022 |
Animegirl:You've got to work hard and smart because one babe will just wake up and tell you to buy her the latest gadgets , shawama and coldstone ( remember she will call you stingy and skinky, when you can't bring these to her table ) |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by InHeaven(m): 6:29pm On May 20, 2022 |
The responsibilities of men are more than this you're referring as problem. Being a man isn't easy. We're all unique in our creations irrespective of gender anyway |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by TMTR: 6:32pm On May 20, 2022 |
I thought the future is female abi wetin come happen na ![]() |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Ballzproblemm: 6:35pm On May 20, 2022 |
Felimax:I no envy woman one day ,guy being a woman hard o. . ,in fact I dey thank God say I be no matter how life hard me reach as a woman you are expected,to clean ,cook ,wash , maintain good hygiene , especially that your private part, marry early , maintain beauty if you no fine na. wahala for the society oo , omo guy leave being a man is less stressful |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by pansophist(m): 6:45pm On May 20, 2022 |
The only evidence you need to know that women have it easier is that most transgenders are men transitioning to women, not the opposite direction. Also all women will enjoy the peak of attraction, with all the good things of life being giving to them, but most men will not. Many of the girls that are giving me greenlight and just want me to wife them up are broke as hell, but they know that their financial status is not an impediment, but me as man will weigh my status, pocket, level before hanging out with some girls. Should I continue? The only bad side about being a woman is that time is not your friend. If a woman can be young for long like men, I doubt many will even have sense because it's the fear of dying alone with no family that reset the brain of many women. |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Karleb(m): 7:06pm On May 20, 2022 |
If woman see say everywhere dry, she go sleep her body. A lot of guys wants to seriously monetize sex but who go buy am? You get to sleep with your lecturer for grade. You get to sleep with your oga for promotion. You practically fucckk your way through your life's problem. Trust me, a lot of guys wish to Fucck their problems away but only few ever get the opportunity. If you insist then that's where transgender comes in. |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Nobody: 7:16pm On May 20, 2022*. Modified: 9:59pm On May 20, 2022 |
pansophist:. |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by reXurrectionZA(m): 7:23pm On May 20, 2022 |
Animegirl:Men commit sucide more than women yearly More men than women are mentally unstable More men are killed everyday than women But the ratio of women to men is 3 or 1 Think again love |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Felimax(m): 7:23pm On May 20, 2022 |
Ballzproblemm:I said some of us, I nor count you join. |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by reXurrectionZA(m): 7:32pm On May 20, 2022 |
Felimax:Leave That one na shes a lazzzzy and a dirty man
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| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by pansophist(m): 7:38pm On May 20, 2022*. Modified: 1:09pm On May 24, 2022 |
peepydelano:So you mean make I parole with a girl because her papa get money. Lol. That makes me weak, I no like to de weak. Contentment is power. Even if her papa na Elon Musk, na my own hustle I go depend on, to avoid disrespect and "see finish". Having said that, I de okay bro. I don't need iyaebe own, or even worse, her papa own. |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by pansophist(m): 7:40pm On May 20, 2022 |
Karleb:My friend used to call it "pucci bailout" ![]() |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Nobody: 7:48pm On May 20, 2022 |
pansophist:Indeed contentment is power, your money isn’t small as long you are contented lol.Enjoy bro. |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by suffering: 11:50pm On May 20, 2022 |
Lol. Thread for fourteen year olds. |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by czarr(m): 2:17am On May 21, 2022 |
Animegirl:You girls can get sex anytime, without much effort...unlike guys. Isn't that something to be happy about? |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Divay22(f): 2:54am On May 21, 2022 |
czarr:But everything isn't about sex... |
| Re: Wish I Was A Guy. by Vinnie2000(m): 6:05am On May 21, 2022 |
Hmm, this OP is very honest. Many ladies hate dier gender and envy the Free, SIMPLE and LESS BAGGAGE life of Males! If God gave 100 females the chance to become Guys, 95 would accept with Alacrity. But for guys, don't think any would like to switch to become a Girl. Infact, according to Kriss216, 'in my next life, instead of being a Girl, i rather be a tree'!. |
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Even though, u may have a point. I wanna ask u, how many ladies have u seen or heard Transgendering to men? Men have No period pain. No pregnancy too but we go tru hell too. Monetary challenge is mostly men's challenges. That's why many of us are shying away from marriage. Na which Nigerian lady wan marry broke man? No lady.
4 it is written - TO BE A MAN IS NOT A DAY JOB!
oniranu oshi
