₦airaland Forum

Lady Morgana..... Kegite

Zico because I played football with great control/skills and I scored mostly from long range with shot...

Uwa World Wide because I have travelled to nearly every part of Nigeria and have fucccked every beautiful girl from different tribes u can name, including our neighbouring countries like Ghana, Liberia, Cameroon, Equatorial Guinea etc.

Carlos
Because of Roberto carlos of Brazil then

U

Ogundichurch. Gotten from my surname ,Ogundijo

N

Apata(Rock)

Cos I got a big head.

Barrack boy

Janina... given by 1 short olodo now In America, Gbenga alao

"Pepper". My fair complexion.... can you imagine. Very stewpid boys back then.

Barrack boy back then in cdss ikeja because I hate violence...

Manchester. Cos it was written at my back wen I first came into the school AGS Ozuoba

LoL.. e
Evil skull, back the in I.C.E secondary school, Gusau, Zamfara state. 2007 set, back then men rugged oh..how time flies, see me see how I gentle now

Father.... Simply because i am the oldest in the class and nothing dey my head then and the thing dey always pain me gaaaan then

I was called rough yansh

Sweetdipbenny.. wats understood dont need to b explained

chariisGRACE:
I was given 3 minutes

The reason was because:

Back then in GCDC, PH, we were taking a test of which I was the first to finish the test.

On submitting the answer sheet, I went back to my sit, brought out my notebook from my school bag to check if the answers I gave were correct.

After checking them, on returning the notebook, the teacher saw me, and he asked me to come out and kneel down (he taught that I was returning my 'intel chip') after which 6 strokes landed on my back with instructions that I must rewrite the test.

Lemme quote him.

"Go back to your sit, tear out a sheet of paper. I give you 3 MINUTES to submit..."

From that day...

How about you, how did it start?

Who give a hook?

So insensitive.. to National issues

Miss press,won a beauty contest.

I didn't have a Nick name in school oooo

But I know someone that have so many in Nairaland

Only one person with all these Nick names :

1- Emi Lokan..... because of his Entitlement Mentality

2 - City Boy ...... because he dey piss for body all over the city.

3 - Druggie ..... A confirmed drug baron

4 - Tinubu ..... Continuous stealing from Lagos State even after leaving office.

5 - Brown Rotten Teeth ..... For obvious reasons.

Etc etc etc etc etc etc

This topic really got me laughing really hard, back in primary school my class teacher gave me a nick name 'Ikebe super' Lol... reason because as a guy then I had big bombom (yanch), while in secondary school they call me woman yanch . Men the thing was so humiliating back then.

I had to really work on myself for years to get a really male ass and shape. Now most people who knew me back then can't just believe the drastic change of shape, some don't even recognize me not until I introduce myself to them. Chai the thing really touch me back then. But thinking of it now I just laugh

Muscle or muscle man
Because I looked like it lol (not the regular show muscle man oh abeg)

chariisGRACE:
I was given 3 minutes

The reason was because:

Back then in GCDC, PH, we were taking a test of which I was the first to finish the test.

On submitting the answer sheet, I went back to my sit, brought out my notebook from my school bag to check if the answers I gave were correct.

After checking them, on returning the notebook, the teacher saw me, and he asked me to come out and kneel down (he taught that I was returning my 'intel chip') after which 6 strokes landed on my back with instructions that I must rewrite the test.

Lemme quote him.

"Go back to your sit, tear out a sheet of paper. I give you 3 MINUTES to submit..."

From that day...

How about you, how did it start?

Dan Borno....
During my secondary school due my honesty my class mate use to call me ZULum the baddest boy
Shikenan nagode

Tinubu, Oju igbin, Oju igo. Because my eyes is like lantern and like Owl eye... Godstime Iwo nu, Olohun nu. I no go curse ypu

Akpa Aja because I was very fat then

Secondary school - martins/obagoal cuz I’m a prolific goal poacher.
University - Nicerazor - the name says the meaning.

Billy black, cos I am darker than the darkest Knight

I was called brostitude

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