So I had this crush in this my compound. .. This girl fine ooo. .. As in because of this girl I went to buy all these love messages book, the girl wan run me mad..... I was sha toasting this girl, she no gree ooo, she said she's concerned about her future for now that if I can wait a bit longer for her, it might work out. ... Shebi make I wait ni??. ... Patapata in 2 years time she go gree... My people you know she told me to wait and I waited.... 2 years pass again, I ask her.... She say, awwwwn, I'm sorry I have a boyfriend ... Ahh ... But babe you told me to wait... I didn't tell you to wait, I said I wasn't ready and besides I've found someone who's best for me. ..... Ehn Ehn.... We go shall see..... Okay let's see how you want to enjoy the relationship na, shebi you craze for head ni.... Devil will scatter Una table for me.... The guy moved in with the girl ... They started living couples life.... I can't take this anymore ... In my compound... Ahh I need to teach this guy a lesson.... They have started calling themselves Romeo and Juliet.... My own future wife. .. in Our compound, People don't have sense ooo.... There was a day I barged into their room, I was looking for my broom... I swear... Both of them were lying naked on the bed ..... That was when I knew water don pass garri..... I sha forget the girl.... But you see that lesson I must teach them, the girl must know that.... You don't tell someone to wait for you when you won't date them .. They're even bathing together. ... That was where I started hating their destiny.... Bath together awòn werey meji. .. In which bathroom ... Some people are foolish.... Couples shower is meant for rich people not foolish students bathing together inside BALUWE..(bathroom) .. Awon werey Wait... How will they even do it?.... Cos our bathroom is outside with a very green and muddy ground...... All these BALUWE (bathroom) made of roofing sheet... As in some girls are cheap.... Baluwe!! Baluwe!!!.... Kemi is cheap..... . There was a day I went to peep through one small hole to see how romantic their bath is.. ...I don't even know how I got there, seriously I just met myself there. .... if you see the radarada (nonsense) they're doing inside the bathroom.... Idiot ní awon eleyi sha (all these ones are idiot) they were using the same sponge, husband will scrub wife's back first... Wife will scrub husband's back, after that they'll now throw water up, two of them will now hug themselves, the water will now fall on their body .... Shay you see that the two of them are not normal... To cut the long story short i sha went to get one leaf, they call it werepe (itchy leaf) .... Me that's wicked. ... I was sha grinding it on a grinding stone..... The stupid guy see me ooo, he say bros you wan do vegetable, mtchwww I no answer am.... You that I'm grinding your destiny .... You snatch my girl & you think say i go leave you.... One sunny afternoon, they put water in the bathroom.... They want to have their bath together again.... Awwwn you have forgotten our sponge inside.... The two of them waka like mumu go carry sponge again. ... Awon oponu... Issssh where's my werepe recipe, I don grind am wella (omo i suppose collect Award for grinding ooo, con see the way i grind am, e smooth die)...... I put am for their water.... I sat somewhere watching as they enter bathroom.... As they carry the water put for body.... Come and see race and craze at the same time everybody run after them, me self join... ... E bami mí mú won ooo (help me catch them ooo) romeo and Juliet ti ya were (romeo and Juliet have run mad) they were sha able to catch the girl.... The boy ran interstates.... Who cares.... They wanted to carry the girl to the hospital, cos her body was itching her seriously I said NO..... Bring am come here, I put plenty palm oil for her body with some chantings.. .. You no fit understand, she slept off...... When she woke up (in my room) and saw me beside her, she hugged me and said I love you.... Iro ni ooo (its a lie ooo).... Say God that you love me.... She said God walahi..... It's good to be wicked....

8

Your story is washed. Chaii

Lol I'm grinding your destiny

Op you wicked.



You don put bad thing for my mind.......Hmm, somebody go chop that Werepe Recipe for my Compound too



I dey come make I go buy plenty Palm-oil

Unzerious:
Op you wicked.



You don put bad thing for my mind.......Hmm, somebody go chop that Werepe Recipe for my Compound too



I dey come make I go buy plenty Palm-oil

serve am breakfast

Skull miner

Fvvckinn hilarious ….. This Tori sweet me die

OP… Two cold Budweiser for You, Badguy

You no well walia. Go and apply for nollywood

E sweet die
CHOI!

Lol

owo meji fu eni kan (gbosa) bro it not intresting it sweet o dun

Op you de mad I swear

Fiction sha, but very funny.

Op don high Tom Tom

Lwkmd

Op u need a bottle of stout

This guy na werey

cushxene:
So I had this crush in this my compound. ..
This girl fine ooo. .. As in because of this
girl I
went to buy all these love messages book,
the girl wan run me mad..... I was sha
toasting this girl, she no gree ooo, she said
she's concerned about her future for now
that if I can wait a bit longer for her, it might
work out. ...
Shebi make I wait ni??. ...
Patapata in 2 years time she go gree...
My people you know she told me to wait
and I
waited.... 2 years pass again, I ask her.... She
say, awwwwn, I'm sorry I have a
boyfriend ... Ahh ... But babe you
told me to
wait... I didn't tell you to wait, I said I wasn't
ready and besides I've found someone
who's best for me. .....
Ehn Ehn.... We go shall
see..... Okay let's see how you want to enjoy
the
relationship na, shebi you craze for head
ni.... Devil will scatter Una table for
me....
The guy moved in with the
girl ... They started living couples life.... I can't
take this anymore
... In my compound... Ahh I need to teach this
guy a lesson.... They have started calling
themselves Romeo and Juliet.... My own
future wife. .. in Our compound,
People don't have sense ooo.... There was a
day I barged into their
room, I was looking for my broom... I
swear... Both of them were lying naked on
the bed
..... That was when I knew water don pass
garri..... I sha forget the girl.... But you see
that
lesson I must teach them, the girl must
know that.... You don't tell someone to wait
for
you when you won't date them ..
They're even
bathing together.
... That was where I started hating their
destiny....
Bath together awòn werey meji. ..
In which bathroom ... Some people are
foolish.... Couples shower is meant for rich
people not foolish students bathing
together
inside BALUWE..(bathroom) ..
Awon werey
Wait... How will they even do it?.... Cos our
bathroom is outside with a very green and
muddy ground...... All these BALUWE
(bathroom) made of
roofing sheet... As in some girls are cheap....
Baluwe!! Baluwe!!!.... Kemi is cheap..... .
There was a day I went to peep through
one small hole to see how romantic their
bath is.. ...I don't even know how I got
there,
seriously I just met myself there. .... if you
see the
radarada (nonsense) they're doing inside
the bathroom.... Idiot ní awon eleyi sha (all
these ones are idiot) they were using the
same sponge, husband will scrub wife's
back first... Wife will scrub husband's back,
after that they'll now throw water up, two
of them will now hug themselves, the water
will now fall on their body .... Shay you
see that
the two of them are not normal...
To cut the long story short i sha went to get
one leaf, they call it werepe (itchy leaf) .... Me
that's
wicked. ... I was sha grinding it on
a grinding
stone..... The stupid guy see me ooo, he say
bros you wan do vegetable, mtchwww I no
answer am....
You that I'm grinding your destiny ....
You snatch
my girl & you think say i go leave you....
One sunny afternoon, they put
water in the bathroom.... They want to have
their bath
together again.... Awwwn you have
forgotten our sponge inside.... The two of
them waka like mumu go carry sponge
again. ...
Awon oponu... Issssh where's my werepe
recipe, I
don grind am wella (omo i suppose collect
Award for grinding ooo, con see the way i
grind am, e smooth die)...... I put am for their
water.... I sat somewhere watching as they
enter bathroom.... As they carry the water
put for body.... Come and see race and craze
at the same time
everybody run after them, me self join...
... E
bami mí mú won ooo (help me catch them
ooo)
romeo and Juliet ti ya were (romeo and
Juliet have run mad) they were sha able to
catch the girl.... The boy ran interstates....
Who cares.... They wanted to carry the girl to
the hospital, cos her body was itching her
seriously I said NO..... Bring am come here, I
put plenty palm oil for her body with some
chantings.. ..
You no fit understand, she slept
off...... When she woke up (in my room) and
saw me beside her, she hugged me and said
I love you.... Iro ni ooo (its a lie
ooo).... Say
God that you love me.... She said God
walahi..... It's good to be wicked....

Kai, u bad, but u nor finish d story o, what of d guy?

Aswear u cracked my ribs

Op which planet you come from?

Lngkm
Nice story, OP. I know it's fiction yet I could picture the whole scenerio and was laughing like a jackal. I like your writing style.

oilmane:


Kai, u bad, but u nor finish d story o, what of d guy?

ahhhh wetin concern me with d guy me shey na to get d girl back to ma self

Werey boy

Copy and paste....

Lol

Shalommy:
Your story is washed. Chaii

Why you come set yansh like that? The guy snapping you fit slide rod enter from back.

Why did you do this na, too wicked op. Is it by force for her to say yes to your proposal

Powerful, strong, unbelievable,huge, muscular nd immovable liessss

You all are invited.